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"I know we were never something and we won't ever be a something but you keep looking at me and I keep looking at you and I just- I don't know how to continue being your nothing."
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"I know we were never something and we won't ever be a something but you keep looking at me and I keep looking at you and I just- I don't know how to continue being your nothing."
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7 days ago
“What’s God to a woman’s love anyway? What goes Heaven got that I can’t find sitting next to you on a cool autumn morning?”
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10 days ago
“I’ve lived as the poet, the admirer, the lover, the writer, the wisher, the yearner, but for once… can I be the moon, and not the moonstruck?”
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11 days ago
HOLY SHIT MY MIAMI HEAT JUST GOT GIANNIS?!?!
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12 days ago
Fourth Father’s Day without my old man. Doesn’t get easier. Fuck cancer.
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Bio
Hello! I'm Jones! and if you stumbled upon my page, I must have struck your interest!
I like to think that I'm a storyteller. I joined this site to create characters, and worlds I can put myself in. Every post I make will be to the best of my ability, and I hope anyone who stumbles upon my name can see that :D
Just a few things about me if you couldn't tell already by just glancing at my profile haha:
-I LOVE anything Captain America or Marvel related
-I have been RP'ing for over ten years now so I got some experience
- I do my best to try and have a wide range of RP genres
-I'm mostly do 1X1's and Casual/advanced RP's
-I'm a 20 something year old male high school teacher living in the Pacific North West of the US!
- I love meeting new RP'ers and seeing what we can create together!
- I'm a sucker for romance <3
Like i said previously, I’m a high school teacher, so there are specific times of the year where I get bombarded with things so I might not be on for a couple days, and if that's the case I'm trying to let anyone know so they aren't left wondering.
But like I said I love it when people contact me and ask if I want to RP with them, or have an idea and want my skills, and odds are I love the same thing, so If anyone wants to collab just shoot me a PM!
Subjects I love to RP
-Anything Marvel Related, Especially Cap!
-The Percy Jackson Series
-The Witcher
-Mass Effect
-Avatar the Last Airbender
-Anything Sci-Fi
-Harry Potter
- 1X1 Romances
- fantasy
-Modern day life
-Star Wars
-Fairy Tail
Those are pretty much my go to's, but I'm willing to hear out any idea and think about it!
Here's an example of my writing to give you a sense of my "skill" I guess... I keep trying to get better and better so bear with me!
Benjamin West woke up to a loud alarm, and the sun shining through the window and into his eyes. groaned a little as he hit the snooze button, and fell back down onto his pillow. It was an almost perfect plan, until he heard running down the hall and a small voice. "Daddy! Dad wake up!" Ben's daughter Jamie knocked on his door, and continued down the hall to wake her brother up too.
Ben got out of the bed, running a hand through his messy brown hair before drawing the curtains to view the beautiful Virginia forest. He walked across to the room to a nightstand with a picture of a beautiful woman holding a small boy, with the brightest smile in the world. "Buongiorno mio amore" He muttered, touching the picture lightly before walking into the bathroom, getting ready for the day.
Minutes later he came down the stairs dressed in a dark blue sweater, some worn jeans and sneakers. He didn't have a traditional job in the morning, but he did have the all-time job of being a dad. He made his way into the kitchen, a traditional style that Maria helped remodel. Jamie was sitting at the island, finishing some of her homework. Ben rubbed his hand on her head, and walked to the kitchen. "What will it be, Little One? Pancakes? Cereal, eggs?" He asked, turning on the stove.
"Just cereal..." Jamie replied, hard at work. "Just cereal, you got it... Hey, is Marco up? Marco!" Ben yelled, walking to the pantry to receive some cereal. "Daddy, you're still going to help today, right?" Jamie asked. "Yeah, yeah... wait, help with what?" He asked, handing his daughter a bowl and pouring milk in.
"The school fair is today, and you promised to help, remember?" He had been going through so much recently with the legal papers and Marco acting up in school, that he had forgotten all about the fair! "Yeah, I remember sweetheart... I'll be there. Marco! Hurry up, don't make me come up there!"
A couple seconds later Ben's oldest, Marco walked down, not saying a word, only grabbing a bagel from the kitchen counter. "You get your work done, Big Guy? I'm not going to get a note to sign tonight for bad behavior?" Ben asked, looking over at him as he helped Jamie put things in her backpack. Marco shook his head. "Can we go now? We're going to be late."
"Well maybe if someone came down on time we shouldn't be. Come on sweetheart. Everyone in the car! You all got your lunches, right?"
----
The car rides to school were not the most heartfelt and happiest. It was debating on what to listen to on the radio, mixed with passive aggressive remarks from Marco, to Ben giving a speech on how he needs to help out and grow up. When they parked in front of the school, Marco immediately left without saying a word. "Yeah, Love you too!" Ben yelled after him, getting out of the car to help Jamie out. "Alright Little one, when does your fair start?"
"Five o'clock. But volunteers need to be there an hour early to set things up."
"Four o'clock. Got it. And... what did you sign me up to do, exactly?"
"I don't know, the school figures that out, I just put you on the list!"
"Alright, mio amore, I'll be there. Have a good day, I love you." He gave her a kiss on the forehead before letting her go off to her class. He stood next to his car, watching her meet up with her friends. She didn't seem as embarrassed of him as Marco was, it was probably because she was letting him cope with this all. She was a smart girl, too smart if you asked him.
He looked next to him to see a couple of parents (especially mothers) staring over at him. He was famous in a sense, he made a lot of interviews and did a lot of crazy things on his old show that many people would see him as a perfect human being... But he didn't feel that at all. He gave an awkward smile and wave to the crowd, getting into the car before any of them could dive into small talk. He didn't hate talking to people, it was just... difficult. Especially right now.
He would probably do what he did every day. He would call some buddies he had that were still talking about a new season for his show (and politely turn them down), clean the house, and then apparently help at this school fair. It was a change of pace from what he used to do, but this was still just as challenging.
If you have any questions about my RP's, or future ones just shoot me a PM!
All of these people are amazing writers and friends and if you happen to RP with them consider yourself lucky! XD
and for a final note: THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A HOBBY, NOT A CHORE! I never want to put pressure on you, or myself and make any RP feel like you NEED to post, or have to force yourself to write. This is supposed to be fun, and I'll do anything to make sure it feels that way :)
Raymond should have remembered a lot of things in life, but more specifically his team rosters. He should have remembered every detail about everyone's recruitment rosters when joining the Maruaders because he would have remembered that Tahillie was a Furtim. Furtims not only have scales and the ability to turn invisible, but also had very sharp teeth. And this certain Furtim had extremely sharp teeth and bit down on Raymond's finger.
Raymond pried his finger out of Tahillie's mouth, yelling very colorful words in numerous alien languages, shaking his hand violently. He was going to yell at the man, but he remembered just why he was waking his crew member up. "Long story short, their chief is dead, they're having a civil war in space, and now they joined forces to shoot the biggest guns at us. I need you to punch in those coordinates! NOW!" Raymond said, helping him up and then gently pushing him towards a console.
He jumped back to the Captain's seat, Tango counting down from fifteen was not the most comforting thing. But he trusted Tahillie in quickly punching the coordinates in. As soon as the man gave him the clear, Raymond would press the shit out of that yellow button! He was NOT going to lose to these uncoordinated aliens after three years of going through things a billion times worse! He wasn't going to kill the ones who actually volunteered to join this ship because they had faith in him. He wanted to see his sister again. There was too much at stake!!
Raymond was having a rather difficult time, although he was sure the rest of his crew mates were having a lot of stressful experiences. Rae and everyone with medical experience was helping heal Shasoon that has been injected with the deadliest poison known. Elyse and Addy were confronting the enemy and debating on whether or not to shoot him out of the airlock (Most of Raymond was tempted to not hear what he had to say and just shoot him back out into space. He has had some very bad experiences with stowaways. All of them thought they were big shit until they all met the same fate). But he couldn't do that, he would have to put faith in his crew members (which wasn't hard) and let them do their jobs. As for Raymond, he had to do his: and keep him and his ship safe!
"Incoming fire." Tango announced to Raymond, who was furiously working on the controls. There were many consoles around the main deck doing many things, but the master console had most functions on it. It was mainly used for the Captain and Tango. It had multiple screens, buttons, switches, and a throttle lever. At the sound of Tango, Raymond pulled back on the throttle, using his other hand to flip a couple switches, and then pressed the button. The ship spun rather quickly, making everyone on the main deck lean sideways due to the velocity, but the crew in the medic bay and near the airlock wouldn't notice.
Raymond would have to be checked for some sort of whiplash later, but he wasn't concerned now. "Firing main turrets." Raymond said, pressing a button, and the sound of distant gunfire aimed towards the enemy ships. One of the ships exploded in a cloud of red and white flames, but no one was cheering. "Captain, we didn't do that." Tango said.
"What? Did they friendly fire?"
"It appears so... I am also receiving radio chatter... It seems they are all accusing each other... The son of their leader is trying to take action, but the second highest in command is defying him. They are having a civil war within space."
"If they fire at each other, they pick themselves off, and we can get out of here with no issues. How much longer until hyperspace?" Ray asked, deactivating the firing commands and adding speed to the ship. "T minus five... four... three... two... We are greenlight for hyperdrive!"
Raymond looked at the base of the console to where a large yellow button was that was covered in glass. he flipped open the case. "Monroe we have a green light for hyper drive. We are jumping now while we have the chance. Brace for slip space!"
Raymond pressed the button, and.....!
Nothing. Nothing?
"Captain, there are no coordinates set for hyper drive." Tango said. "What? Where the hell is Tahillie?" Raymond yelled. "I would also look like to inform you that the Sekvali have launched up their primary weapons and are aiming right at us."
At that comment Raymond leapt out of his seat. "Forty seconds until their weapons fire."
Raymond was now in the search for one of his crew mates that he thought was here, but seemed to be MIA. He scanned the large room, trying to remember where Tahillie was before Ray jumped out into space... And he found him. The Marauder's hacker was sprawled on the floor, holding something. He didn't know how long he had been on the floor, but he wasn't sleeping on the job! They were all exhausted! and their lives depended on the Furtim's coordinates!
Raymond knelt down next to the unconscious male, tapping his scaly face hard, but not in an agressive way. "Junta! Wake up! The coordinates are down!" Raymond said, hearing Tango doing a countdown until the ships would attack.
My friend really likes that series. I saw the first episode and I thought it was absolutely bonkers, and after I saw the lobster dude in underwear or whatever I felt like I needed to rethink my life. hahaha
But I loved the Dragon Ball series (I know, very cliche but it was really good haha), and I'm currently watching Fairy Tail, which I absolutely adore!
I am so out of my element here haha... There's only two anime series that I've been hooked on. But, you know... Anything Marvel related...... yyyyyeeeaaahhhh...... I'll show myself out.
hahahaha Didn't know there were so many super sleuths out there knowing my secret love for Marvel! I bet you guys even found out who my favorite Marvel Character is...!
But yeah, the Batman Vs Superman trailer was allllrrriiiiiggghhht.... But it was no Captain American 3 trailer! haha
Hello! I'm Jones! and if you stumbled upon my page, I must have struck your interest!
[center][img] https://media1.tenor.com/m/NpDMsR4GdTAAAAAd/salute-captain-america.gif [/img][/center]
I like to think that I'm a storyteller. I joined this site to create characters, and worlds I can put myself in. Every post I make will be to the best of my ability, and I hope anyone who stumbles upon my name can see that :D
[center][b]Just a few things about me if you couldn't tell already by just glancing at my profile haha:[/b][/center]
-I LOVE anything Captain America or Marvel related
-I have been RP'ing for over ten years now so I got some experience
- I do my best to try and have a wide range of RP genres
-I'm mostly do 1X1's and Casual/advanced RP's
-I'm a 20 something year old male high school teacher living in the Pacific North West of the US!
- I love meeting new RP'ers and seeing what we can create together!
- I'm a sucker for romance <3
Like i said previously, I’m a high school teacher, so there are specific times of the year where I get bombarded with things so I might not be on for a couple days, and if that's the case I'm trying to let anyone know so they aren't left wondering.
But like I said I love it when people contact me and ask if I want to RP with them, or have an idea and want my skills, and odds are I love the same thing, so [b]If anyone wants to collab just shoot me a PM![/b]
[center][b]Subjects I love to RP[/b][/center]
-Anything Marvel Related, Especially Cap!
-The Percy Jackson Series
-The Witcher
-Mass Effect
-Avatar the Last Airbender
-Anything Sci-Fi
-Harry Potter
- 1X1 Romances
- fantasy
-Modern day life
-Star Wars
-Fairy Tail
Those are pretty much my go to's, but I'm willing to hear out any idea and think about it!
Here's an example of my writing to give you a sense of my "skill" I guess... I keep trying to get better and better so bear with me!
[hider=Sample of "An Adventurer's Life"]
Benjamin West woke up to a loud alarm, and the sun shining through the window and into his eyes. groaned a little as he hit the snooze button, and fell back down onto his pillow. It was an almost perfect plan, until he heard running down the hall and a small voice. "Daddy! Dad wake up!" Ben's daughter Jamie knocked on his door, and continued down the hall to wake her brother up too.
Ben got out of the bed, running a hand through his messy brown hair before drawing the curtains to view the beautiful Virginia forest. He walked across to the room to a nightstand with a picture of a beautiful woman holding a small boy, with the brightest smile in the world. "Buongiorno mio amore" He muttered, touching the picture lightly before walking into the bathroom, getting ready for the day.
Minutes later he came down the stairs dressed in a dark blue sweater, some worn jeans and sneakers. He didn't have a traditional job in the morning, but he did have the all-time job of being a dad. He made his way into the kitchen, a traditional style that Maria helped remodel. Jamie was sitting at the island, finishing some of her homework. Ben rubbed his hand on her head, and walked to the kitchen. "What will it be, Little One? Pancakes? Cereal, eggs?" He asked, turning on the stove.
"Just cereal..." Jamie replied, hard at work. "Just cereal, you got it... Hey, is Marco up? Marco!" Ben yelled, walking to the pantry to receive some cereal. "Daddy, you're still going to help today, right?" Jamie asked. "Yeah, yeah... wait, help with what?" He asked, handing his daughter a bowl and pouring milk in.
"The school fair is today, and you promised to help, remember?" He had been going through so much recently with the legal papers and Marco acting up in school, that he had forgotten all about the fair! "Yeah, I remember sweetheart... I'll be there. Marco! Hurry up, don't make me come up there!"
A couple seconds later Ben's oldest, Marco walked down, not saying a word, only grabbing a bagel from the kitchen counter. "You get your work done, Big Guy? I'm not going to get a note to sign tonight for bad behavior?" Ben asked, looking over at him as he helped Jamie put things in her backpack. Marco shook his head. "Can we go now? We're going to be late."
"Well maybe if someone came down on time we shouldn't be. Come on sweetheart. Everyone in the car! You all got your lunches, right?"
----
The car rides to school were not the most heartfelt and happiest. It was debating on what to listen to on the radio, mixed with passive aggressive remarks from Marco, to Ben giving a speech on how he needs to help out and grow up. When they parked in front of the school, Marco immediately left without saying a word. "Yeah, Love you too!" Ben yelled after him, getting out of the car to help Jamie out. "Alright Little one, when does your fair start?"
"Five o'clock. But volunteers need to be there an hour early to set things up."
"Four o'clock. Got it. And... what did you sign me up to do, exactly?"
"I don't know, the school figures that out, I just put you on the list!"
"Alright, mio amore, I'll be there. Have a good day, I love you." He gave her a kiss on the forehead before letting her go off to her class. He stood next to his car, watching her meet up with her friends. She didn't seem as embarrassed of him as Marco was, it was probably because she was letting him cope with this all. She was a smart girl, too smart if you asked him.
He looked next to him to see a couple of parents (especially mothers) staring over at him. He was famous in a sense, he made a lot of interviews and did a lot of crazy things on his old show that many people would see him as a perfect human being... But he didn't feel that at all. He gave an awkward smile and wave to the crowd, getting into the car before any of them could dive into small talk. He didn't hate talking to people, it was just... difficult. Especially right now.
He would probably do what he did every day. He would call some buddies he had that were still talking about a new season for his show (and politely turn them down), clean the house, and then apparently help at this school fair. It was a change of pace from what he used to do, but this was still just as challenging.[/hider]
If you have any questions about my RP's, or future ones just shoot me a PM!
[b]Writers I adore[/b]
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/users/alexakeehl]alexakeehl[/url]
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/users/akayaofthemoon]Akayaofthemoon[/url]
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/users/blindwoofer]blindwoofer[/url]
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/users/nightwing95]Nightwing95[/url] ((We need to start a project sometime!))
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/users/kzombi3]KZOMB13[/url]
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/users/saz01]Saz01[/url]
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/users/sinfulskills]EasilyAmused[/url] ((My oldest and best friend on the site :D ))
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/users/wistfulwords]wistfulwords[/url]
All of these people are amazing writers and friends and if you happen to RP with them consider yourself lucky! XD
and for a final note: [u][b]THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A HOBBY, NOT A CHORE![/b][/u] I never want to put pressure on you, or myself and make any RP feel like you NEED to post, or have to force yourself to write. This is supposed to be fun, and I'll do anything to make sure it feels that way :)
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">Hello! I'm Jones! and if you stumbled upon my page, I must have struck your interest!<br><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://media1.tenor.com/m/NpDMsR4GdTAAAAAd/salute-captain-america.gif" /></div><br><br>I like to think that I'm a storyteller. I joined this site to create characters, and worlds I can put myself in. Every post I make will be to the best of my ability, and I hope anyone who stumbles upon my name can see that :D<br><br><div class="bb-center"><span class="bb-b">Just a few things about me if you couldn't tell already by just glancing at my profile haha:</span></div><br><br>-I LOVE anything Captain America or Marvel related<br><br>-I have been RP'ing for over ten years now so I got some experience<br><br>- I do my best to try and have a wide range of RP genres<br><br>-I'm mostly do 1X1's and Casual/advanced RP's<br><br>-I'm a 20 something year old male high school teacher living in the Pacific North West of the US!<br><br>- I love meeting new RP'ers and seeing what we can create together!<br><br>- I'm a sucker for romance <3<br><br>Like i said previously, I’m a high school teacher, so there are specific times of the year where I get bombarded with things so I might not be on for a couple days, and if that's the case I'm trying to let anyone know so they aren't left wondering.<br><br>But like I said I love it when people contact me and ask if I want to RP with them, or have an idea and want my skills, and odds are I love the same thing, so <span class="bb-b">If anyone wants to collab just shoot me a PM!</span><br><br><div class="bb-center"><span class="bb-b">Subjects I love to RP</span></div><br><br>-Anything Marvel Related, Especially Cap!<br><br>-The Percy Jackson Series<br><br>-The Witcher<br><br>-Mass Effect<br><br>-Avatar the Last Airbender<br><br>-Anything Sci-Fi<br><br>-Harry Potter<br><br>- 1X1 Romances<br><br>- fantasy<br><br>-Modern day life<br><br>-Star Wars<br><br>-Fairy Tail<br><br>Those are pretty much my go to's, but I'm willing to hear out any idea and think about it!<br><br>Here's an example of my writing to give you a sense of my "skill" I guess... I keep trying to get better and better so bear with me!<br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Sample of "An Adventurer's Life"">Sample of "An Adventurer's Life" [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Benjamin West woke up to a loud alarm, and the sun shining through the window and into his eyes. groaned a little as he hit the snooze button, and fell back down onto his pillow. It was an almost perfect plan, until he heard running down the hall and a small voice. "Daddy! Dad wake up!" Ben's daughter Jamie knocked on his door, and continued down the hall to wake her brother up too.<br><br>Ben got out of the bed, running a hand through his messy brown hair before drawing the curtains to view the beautiful Virginia forest. He walked across to the room to a nightstand with a picture of a beautiful woman holding a small boy, with the brightest smile in the world. "Buongiorno mio amore" He muttered, touching the picture lightly before walking into the bathroom, getting ready for the day. <br><br>Minutes later he came down the stairs dressed in a dark blue sweater, some worn jeans and sneakers. He didn't have a traditional job in the morning, but he did have the all-time job of being a dad. He made his way into the kitchen, a traditional style that Maria helped remodel. Jamie was sitting at the island, finishing some of her homework. Ben rubbed his hand on her head, and walked to the kitchen. "What will it be, Little One? Pancakes? Cereal, eggs?" He asked, turning on the stove. <br><br>"Just cereal..." Jamie replied, hard at work. "Just cereal, you got it... Hey, is Marco up? Marco!" Ben yelled, walking to the pantry to receive some cereal. "Daddy, you're still going to help today, right?" Jamie asked. "Yeah, yeah... wait, help with what?" He asked, handing his daughter a bowl and pouring milk in. <br><br>"The school fair is today, and you promised to help, remember?" He had been going through so much recently with the legal papers and Marco acting up in school, that he had forgotten all about the fair! "Yeah, I remember sweetheart... I'll be there. Marco! Hurry up, don't make me come up there!" <br><br>A couple seconds later Ben's oldest, Marco walked down, not saying a word, only grabbing a bagel from the kitchen counter. "You get your work done, Big Guy? I'm not going to get a note to sign tonight for bad behavior?" Ben asked, looking over at him as he helped Jamie put things in her backpack. Marco shook his head. "Can we go now? We're going to be late."<br><br>"Well maybe if someone came down on time we shouldn't be. Come on sweetheart. Everyone in the car! You all got your lunches, right?" <br><br>----<br><br>The car rides to school were not the most heartfelt and happiest. It was debating on what to listen to on the radio, mixed with passive aggressive remarks from Marco, to Ben giving a speech on how he needs to help out and grow up. When they parked in front of the school, Marco immediately left without saying a word. "Yeah, Love you too!" Ben yelled after him, getting out of the car to help Jamie out. "Alright Little one, when does your fair start?"<br><br>"Five o'clock. But volunteers need to be there an hour early to set things up."<br><br>"Four o'clock. Got it. And... what did you sign me up to do, exactly?"<br><br>"I don't know, the school figures that out, I just put you on the list!"<br><br>"Alright, mio amore, I'll be there. Have a good day, I love you." He gave her a kiss on the forehead before letting her go off to her class. He stood next to his car, watching her meet up with her friends. She didn't seem as embarrassed of him as Marco was, it was probably because she was letting him cope with this all. She was a smart girl, too smart if you asked him.<br><br>He looked next to him to see a couple of parents (especially mothers) staring over at him. He was famous in a sense, he made a lot of interviews and did a lot of crazy things on his old show that many people would see him as a perfect human being... But he didn't feel that at all. He gave an awkward smile and wave to the crowd, getting into the car before any of them could dive into small talk. He didn't hate talking to people, it was just... difficult. Especially right now. <br><br>He would probably do what he did every day. He would call some buddies he had that were still talking about a new season for his show (and politely turn them down), clean the house, and then apparently help at this school fair. It was a change of pace from what he used to do, but this was still just as challenging.</div></div><br><br>If you have any questions about my RP's, or future ones just shoot me a PM!<br><br><span class="bb-b">Writers I adore</span><br><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/users/alexakeehl">alexakeehl</a><br><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/users/akayaofthemoon">Akayaofthemoon</a> <br><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/users/blindwoofer">blindwoofer</a><br><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/users/nightwing95">Nightwing95</a> ((We need to start a project sometime!))<br><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/users/kzombi3">KZOMB13</a><br><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/users/saz01">Saz01</a><br><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/users/sinfulskills">EasilyAmused</a> ((My oldest and best friend on the site :D ))<br><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/users/wistfulwords">wistfulwords</a><br><br>All of these people are amazing writers and friends and if you happen to RP with them consider yourself lucky! XD<br><br>and for a final note: <span class="bb-u"><span class="bb-b">THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A HOBBY, NOT A CHORE!</span></span> I never want to put pressure on you, or myself and make any RP feel like you NEED to post, or have to force yourself to write. This is supposed to be fun, and I'll do anything to make sure it feels that way :)</div>