Lady Absinthia

The Expendables - Team 2

I have several missions and dossier's worked up for the group as a whole - as far as what they contain I won't elaborate on. I will say that each mission interconnects with another in some form or fashion. (I like to reveal as little possible about missions until the entire group is briefed.) More will be added to the missions and such as Cs's are created and story lines for individual characters come into play so that each member will eventually have a personal stake because of one reason or another in at least one mission if not more.

The Expendables - Team 2

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OOC is up Here

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Premise

Life is hard, it is harder when you get older. Doesn't seem to matter which profession you may have chosen in life, eventually you hear those immortal words; "It's a young persons game." Then you are out the door and wondering what to do with your life. That is hard enough if you are in the world of business or medicine; it is even harder when you were trained to kill. What in the hell are you supposed to put on your resume?

Skills:

• Knife Throwing
• IED's
• Stomaching MRE's without my ass blowing out

I mean if you aren't applying for a position as a local NRA weapons cache gaurd, you don't have a lot of options left in the civilian section. It isn't like you can go up to the local Wal-Mart and become a greeter. I mean, seriously, can you imagine the reaction if you were to walk into the door and were greeted with this?

Yeah, unless you have a few screws loose you would probably turn around and walk away as quickly as possible; grabbing your child's hand, telling them not to stare at the strange man, and praying he keeps downing whatever firewater he has in that flask instead of turning his attention towards you.

Only real option is to keep doing what you have always done; and done very well! You need to kill people; not that you like killing, okay maybe you do a little, but you aren't just going out and killing some ass that cut you off in traffic. You are actually going after bad people; really bad people. You need to blow shit up; because most problems can be solved with the proper use of C4. You need to be behind the wheels of 5 tons of hard core steal and titanium, barreling balls to the wall right into the center of hostile territory and popping out the top like a damn stripper out of a birthday cake; unleashing your wrath at anyone and anything in your path.

So grab your guns, your knives, your explosives. Pack up your MRE's and lucky charms. Ready yourself and climb aboard. You are who they call when they need a job done but want it off the books. The ones when they think they have no other options left. Sure you are older, your joints hurt, you're checking the status of your 401k and AARP keeps sending you mail but damn it, you still function! You might be expendable in their books but you ain't going down without a fight because when the shit hits the fan the most dangerous person out in the battlefield is the one with nothing left to loose. That my friend, is you.

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Overview

Headquarters: Seattle, Wa
Time Frame: 2016
Rp Tags: Modern, Slice-Of-Life, High Casual, Advanced, Large Group, Comedy, Puns Galore, Massive Ass Kicking, Testosterone Infused Madness
Type Of RP: Character and Action driven more realistic Rp to a point - May Rp up to 3 Characters - No Previous or Current Members Of The Expendables Franchise Cast Allowed - All New Characters. (This includes Villains and Minor Characters) - You are members of the second team of Expendables
Age Requirements: Minimal Age 45 for majority of group. Max of 2 characters will be approved as young bloods - Age 25-30. (Cannot reserve space, will be who is approved by GM to best fit the group). There will be 3 young bloods but GM already has one completed.

The Facades I Wear To Escape Who I Am

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🧚🏻‍♀️ The Walking Dead - Year 6 Part 1

LMAO! Oh my! ~coughs~ Anywho, trust me, you'll like it. Dick should laugh his ass off.

🧚🏻‍♀️ The Walking Dead - Year 6 Part 1

@Charnobylisk Yeah, letting the little woman do all the work, lol

🧚🏻‍♀️ The Walking Dead - Year 6 Part 1

@Charnobylisk You have special circumstances, so you're in the clear.

Plus, I probably need to get my next post in before you post for Dick. It'll be worth it, lol

🧚🏻‍♀️ The Walking Dead - Year 6 Part 1

Sounds good.

Need people to post, remember it is 2 posts a week, not one every seven days. (That works out to be one every 3-4 days to keep from having to post twice in two days just to make the deadline. Some of you are lagging behind and need to keep up.)

🦄 Duplicity - D&D Style Fantasy Rp Adventure (Completed)

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Kyra Altham

Location: Gorlf Northern Territory
Interacting With: The Medieval X-Men And Whoever the hell else shows up

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Kyra lead the new comer back over to the fire and shook her head, just what in the world was going on. More and more started showing up out of no where. She didn't know what to think about it all. This was a war torn area, people being out alone in these woods was not the brightest of ideas. Granted she really couldn't fault any of them if they were attracted to the light of a fire and the smell of food. She just hoped that more wouldn't show up.

"No, Ash doesn't like hairballs, you're cat is safe," she commented towards Satilla.

Seeing Keystone finally return with Sona in tow she let out an unnoticeable sigh of relief. Taking a deep breath she walked right past Keystone and beelined it for Sona. "Don't you ever do that again, you hear me? Next time you do, I will do what your parents should have, bend you over my knee and tan that rearend of yours. You never leave a post unannounced, especially in hostile territory. You could have gotten yourself killed out there? You hearing me?" Kyra said in an angered tone. Her tone was cold and harsh when she spoke and the look in her eyes would leave no doubt that she meant every word that slipped past her tongue. "Where did you go? See anything? Anyone else out there? Oh forget it, tell Keystone, I'm done for today." Shaking her head she put her hands on her hips and kicked at the grass. Great, she has me so mad I'm kicking grass! Kyra thought to herself.

"I'll take the last shift and then wake you all before I head out to scout ahead come morning," Krya stated before wandering over to Ash and sitting down, the direwolf moving slightly so that Krya could lean back against him and use her as a pillow, his tail folding over her midsection as she tried to relax a bit.

🦄 The Best Exotic

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Murphy McManus

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Location: Dinning Room
Interacting With: Tasha, Marc, Cera, Ananya, Owen, Alc, Areum
Time/Date: Around 7A.M./August 1st, 2016

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Murphy just sat there for a moment, in complete shock over the fact that Tasha had poured a bowl of cereal over his head; spatting slightly as he turned his head to look over to her, ribbons of milk streaming down his cheeks, cornflakes stuck to his skin. He just started chuckling as he pulled the bowl off his skull and and set it back down in front of Tasha. Leaning forward he reached for Tasha who quickly leaned back and quickly shot him a look as if to say don't you fucking think about it.

"Come on Lass, give me a milky kiss," he teased, puckering his lips. His lips were met the the flat of her hand as she shoved him back, his chair rocking and nearly toppling over. "Alright, alright," he laughed as he picked up a napkin and started to try to clean up. "Oh well, closest thing I've gotten to a shower so far today."

Reaching over he picked up the prashaad that Ananya had handed out and shoved one into his mouth, smiling broadly towards her. "Sveets Ananya ke lie dhanyavaad, svaadisht!" he said, it sounded both awkward and cute when he spoke. His thick Irish brogue speaking Hindi. He had a ways to go to get his pronunciations full like he had with the other languages he knew but he was doing well for someone who had only started studying it a couple of years ago; thankfully he was a quick study when it came to languages, even if he wasn't when it came to common sense.

His brow arched slightly as Cera went to dart out of the room but he shrugged. "Toodles Cera, don't keep ya nose wedged in a book as much as Tas does!" he exclaimed, to which Tas looked over the top of the book she was reading now, having given up on trying to eat right then. She wasn't about to finish what was now covering the table and floor. Rolling her eyes she before waving over to Cera with smirk and bidding her farewell.

"Ya man, drink tonight, on anyone but me," he chuckled as he shook his hair out like a wet dog, splattering Tasha wish milk. She jumped back a bit and glared at Murphy. "Lass... Lass... Don't.... Tas!" he said as he scooted back in his chair somewhat before her fist connected with his jaw and he tumbled back, the chair going with him as he spilled out onto the stone floor. Tasha smirked slightly as she wiped herself off and went back to her book.

"If he is still alive when you get back that is Marc, have a good one," she said coyly as she eyed Murphy over the top of her book. "Morning Owen, out of your hammock a bit early aren't you?" she asked as she spotted him. Murphy laughed as he tilted his head back and looked up at Owen from the flat of his back.

"My main man, what's going on? Already fightin' with ya bike?" Murphy asked him as he rolled over and stood up, fixing the chair. "Top of the morning to ya Alc and achim Arieum," he added as he took his seat again. He didn't speak much Korean at this point, if any but he knew morning, kind of like people who didn't know Spanish at least knew buenos dias. Reaching over he grabbed his notebook, cleaning off the splattered milk and cereal before getting the rest of the mess he and Tasha had made cleaned up. Once that was done he smiled over to Tasha.

"Ready?"

🦄 The Best Exotic

Working on a Murphy post