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5 yrs ago
Current Happy International Women's Day to all the fabulous female Gm's and Rpers out there
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6 yrs ago
Bond, James Bond, 007. You can never be replaced and will be deeply missed sir. RIP Connery 😭
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6 yrs ago
Major Congrats to all my peeps in The Walking Dead - We have reached the 5 year strong milestone!!! HOLY SHIT!
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6 yrs ago
If things get real bad and you have to resort to cannibalism remember: Vegans first, they are the closest thing to grass fed.
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6 yrs ago
March didn't come in like a lion... It came in like a T-Rex with PMS, and hemorrhoids, wearing barbed wire undies....
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✾ 𝙻𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝙰𝚋𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚊
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⚘ A Brief History
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I've been at this a long time and when I say a long time I mean a long long damn time. I started out with table top, ADnD, back in the 80's, then dived into others: Nightlife, Mage the Ascension, Shadow Run, HoL, etc. Moved onto Online in the 90's. I've been running various incarnations of a single RP group for twenty years now. Worked helping setting up, building, and/or admining/modding various RP forums over the years: Adventure Quest, Priston Tales, War Gods, etc. It's been a long road filled with ups and downs. I'm an evil GM, you've been warned.

Outside of RP, I am a mom. Yup, I've reproduced and there are little Lady A's running around plotting their own take over of the world. I am a published author and once upon a time an award winning poet. I've done a lot in my life. I haven't done as much as I would like. I've grown a lot. I have a lot more growing to do. I love to cook, baker by trade currently. I went to university and majored in Mathematics. I've programmed websites, worked as a model, worked as a 3d modeler. Shit, I even used to dance. And have been known to sing a bit. Jack of all trades. Master of like 3, lol.


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This is where I go into my personality. In the past I would normally make some self deprecating remark about how I am a bitch of a GM, pushing my rpers as hard as I push myself and so forth. Not anymore. People change, or perhaps they just come into their own. This can happen at any age. More than that it can happen several times over the course of your life as you discover and rediscover yourself. Everything happens for a reason, usually that reason is ones owns actions. Or inaction's. Right now, I am in a better place than I can remember being in the longest time. I am happy and at peace. I have no regrets. Maybe I should but I don't. I plan on keeping this peace I have found, I went far too long without it.

Currently I am enjoying several things. Some are things I have enjoyed most of my life: Coffee, chocolate, bacon, M*A*S*H. One isn't something I have enjoyed since I was seventeen: being clean and free of poisons in my system. It is beyond description and I love it: One-hundred and twenty days and counting. Music taste is shifting to more mood oriented than anything, strange I am finding a lot of newer Country I am enjoying and I have NEVER liked country. Watching things like Lark Rise to Candleford and being hooked to the point of reading the trilogy. Recently added yoga to my workouts and all I can say is, "Fuckmaste: the fucked up in me accepts the fucked up in you."

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The first step is scary.
Take it anyway.

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Ludwig Zimmer


Location: Russian Tent City, Regent Park, London, England, Europe, Northern Hemisphere, Planet Earth
Skills: English, Observation, Mental Stamina, Unacknowledged Soulless/Countries


Veasel? What was a veaesal? Mouth agape the thoughts rushed through his mind, a musical melody dancing about like Oom Pa Pa and Polka. Bushes, and monkeys, fun, popping. Oh dash dash dash around like he was a Maypole and they were the monkeys. It was all in fun. Popping Des Veasel! Jumping that bush. Banana bush, monkeys just loved bananas. No wait, that was trees. Bushes, weasels... Popping... His mouth fell agape as he pondered just what monkeys and weasels were doing rushing around a bush. There was a light grumble in his tummy and his eyes blinked as he looked back at the one who had brought up the veasels in the first place. He was spouting off something but it wasn't registering with Ludwig with then. What did however was little sugarplums dancing through his mind. No, they weren't sugar plums, it was mulberries.

Mulberries, oh those sounded so good right then. Then another grumble came from his mid section. What was causing that rumble in his tummy. Oh the worms of silk could be causing it, they would want the mulberries. Then they would spin their silk and wrap the world around him, soft and warm, smooth and slick. Oh yes, brightly colored. The rainbow gleaming from above he could slide down as his arms went into the air and then the batting of butterflies wings. Butterfly, butter-fly. Another rumble. Oh yes, food. Mulberries... Turned into a sweet jam, smothered on some thick bread with a bit of butter. That Irish stuff. Not the French. Yuck the French. Fuck the Yench. Into the trenches down into the depth of the muck and mud, dotting around and staining our shirts. Staining with gay magenta polka dots. No, mud wasn't magenta.

Another grumble tore through his mind as his face squeezed up, pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose. Mulberries, yum. Weasels, not so much. Weasels.. Veasels... Looking over towards Vlad, "Oh I can see where you are confused. Dieter not weasel, he's a ferret. A Russian should know that." Reaching into his bag he looked over towards Constantin and grinned a bit, thin lips stretching oddly over his teeth. He was trying to smile but it was going horribly wrong. Were it centuries in the future one might think he was related to to one known as Sheldon Cooper. "The pen is mightier than the sword!" he exclaimed triumphantly as he drew a quill from his bag and held it aloft in the air as if he had just drew Excalibur from the stone. Oh mighty and majestic was he there, the wind blowing slightly around and ruffling the frayed ends of his coat.

"Granted, Lancelot was never the brightest. Merlin on the other hand, sorcerers and their apprentices were much more entertaining and wise." He was reaching into his bag as he spoke with his other hand, drawing a leather bound journal from within it and it flapping open in his palm as he looked back over towards Vlad. "Bazquenzeled? Bahooldumed?" he began. He was pondering just what the man had said, now that it was finally registering in his mind. "Bamboozeled?" He was rather confused, whatever it was it didn't sound pleasant. Sounded like something a Granny Nicher Pog might cook up and force feed her children instead of giving them sweets and candy. Truly a horrible thing.

"Bazmoozeled?" he tried again as he drew the feather of his quill beneath his nose. The tickle causing a sneeze to rip suddenly from his nostrils. His head turning and the splattering of phlegm flying from his mouth and nose like particles of wet dust in the nights air all over Constantins face. "BBBAAAAAZZZZHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLIIIII!!!!" he exclaimed into the sneeze. His eyes widened to the shape of saucers as he slowly turned around and looked back towards Vlad, not even noticing the large green polka dots of snot he had just left all over Constantin.

"Excuse me, I believe I just Bazhooli'ed myself. Do you happen to have a tissue?" he asked as he pressed his quill into the spine of his journal and closed the pages together.



Millicent Wyndham


Location: Formal Gardens, Heaton Hall, Heaton Park, Manchester, England
Skills: N/A


The party was complete Crush, which of course was just as their host the Second Earl of Wilton, Lord Thomas Egerton wanted. It didn't matter that people should have been fearing for their lives considering the attacks that had happened in London, a party was a party and the attacks only gave them more to gossip about. Who could have been the cause of it, who had died. There was much talk of a certain woman who should have known her death was coming. Waltzing around in London in breeches instead of the proper dress for an outing in the park earlier that day. Well, as horrible as it was, at least it was one less blight on the Ton Scene. They spewed their usual nonsense about how it was better to leave town anyways. The smell, the poor. Yes, the Soulless was just the ticket to get them back to their country estates and enjoying the summer instead of there. The parties would be stunning this year because of all the chaos.

It seemed the Lord Rutherford and Lord Egerton were enjoying themselves as well. They were speaking in the Formal Garden, off to the far side as Millicent remained as a statue on the bench she had been left at. "I know nothing of it, I had planned on leaving last evening so this did not change my plans. Millicent and I are eager to begin our new lives together," Rutherford said as he glanced over to her to make sure she was still seated and within eye distance.

"I see, so off to the Green is it? Would explain why she isn't being escorted by her mother or sisters," Thomas said as he kept his eyes on Rutherford and the man locked eyes with him.

"Oh poor things. Jayne was one of the ones killed in the attack, Mrs Wyndham was hurt and is in the hospital. Another reason we are in such a hurry. Mrs. Wyndham wants to ensure her daughter is properly wed in case she should pass. Poor thing, such a wonderful woman wanting to make sure her step daughter is taken care of even though so she in so much pain," Rutherford said and Thomas' brow arched slightly.

"That is very wonderful of her, most women would not take so much time to make sure a step child is tended to, especially a bluestocking such as Millicent."

Millicent had tuned out their voices. They were luckily far enough away from her that it was an easy matter. Instead focusing on the sound of the music that was wafting in from the main saloon of the house. Between that, the voices muddling together while the ton gossiped, the clanging of glasses as they were set empty on trays after their champagne had been drained, it was more than a simple task to get lose and not let the voice of Rutherford cut into her mind for the first time that day. The scent of the flowers in the garden helped to drown out the stench she was sure he left on her skin and the shadows helped to keep her from catching a glimpse of his eyes while she sat there.

"Zhǔ a, rúguǒ nǐ xiǎng chéngwéi wǒ de fùqīn, xiànzài qǐng ràng wǒ zhīdào, wǒ bù zhīdào wǒ néng dài duōshǎo." Her voice was tired and worn as she spoke to herself, pulling at her fingers slightly as she bit her bottom lip.
Well hopefully this incident, once @Mahz becomes aware of it, will lead to new procedures on contacting him in the future. Such as the staff having his phone number, at least the most active staff member. I would say co-Admin but considering Hank can go weeks without being on the site, I can't responsibly recommend that. I understand that the forum is a hobby thing and Mahz does it out of his free time, which the entire community is beyond grateful for, yet with such comes responsibility and a once a month check to see if the servers need to be cleaned is not too much to ask. Especially considering this happens frequently enough for longer term members to go "Just like last time and the time before that and the time before that..."
It's slow over all but nothing horrible. My biggest thing is trying to access my bio page... Haven't been able to for nearly 24 hours. Keeps getting bad gateway.


Anisa Crowe

Location: Lady Luck: Table Main Room
Skills: Jack-Of-All, Recruiting


Anisa did have to admit that she kind of liked the idea of the woman sitting across from her joining the ships crew. The captain didn't know what she would do or if she could handle herself but one thing was for sure. She didn't lose her cool when things were going down. It wasn't like she was shut down like Daphne. The girl had just had a bullet nearly blow her brains out and she didn't flinch. That wasn't nerves of steel, that was straight out denial or just being utterly oblivious to what was going on around and refusing to react accordingly. Either way, it let Anisa know that firing her and removing her as pilot had been the right choice. She didn't need someone like that in the drivers seat of her ship. That though would mean more work for herself but in the end better than waiting for the moment when Daphne finally did crack and it end up being the end for all of her crew.

Then Jackie mentioned that her and Fitz were a team and they came as as package. That put Anisa in a bit of a bind. She couldn't hire Fitz, even if he was the best damned engineer in the 'Verse because of Daphne. She had ended all possibilities of that. Then again if Daphne was killed or Fitz was... That would solve a lot of problems. Anisa picked up her drink as the waitress refilled it and downed it quickly. The fact the thought had gone through her head didn't even seem to phase her. It wasn't like she hadn't imagined killing everyone on her crew at least once. Well not Dorothy but she was different. Hell she had even envisioned flushing Jackson out of an airlock before when he pissed her off. "Yeah, well the little shǎzi there kind of nixed that even if he were interested. Can't hire the man on principle now," Anisa said as she glanced towards Daphne out of the corner of her eye. A smirk curling at the corner of her mouth. She was just about to say something more when suddenly someone else decided to speak up.

Well that was different. Woman showed up, was on her ship, had been shot and chased down by her crew, got away, and now was pleading her case. "Did someone slip shit into my whiskey?" she asked as she turned her shot glass over and put it on the table as the waitress started bringing over the food. Leaning over at the waist and resting her palm on her knee she looked the woman over, the gun just within reach on the table. "Is that so?" she said in more of a statement than an actual question before she looked over towards Dorothy for confirmation.

"Yeah it is. Seems we could use some work on the security of the ship," Anisa said as she righted herself and looked back at Mei. "You, I will offer a job. Have a seat." The woman may have snuck onto the ship and didn't have an ounce of her that Anisa felt she could trust but she wasn't tainted goods in the captains mind. In fact she might be able to teach her crew a thing or two. Anyways, if she did stab them in the back, she would see it coming this time and the airlock was always an option. Anisa hadn't been paying attention to what Fitz had said unfortunately but she had been distracted by Mei pleading her case.
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