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Well i guess I'll post for Rufus in an hour or so. Better to keep something moving then wait for all my characters at this point.
What's even going on in Hell anymore.


By popular vote Luci will now lead Hell so Lucille can retire to the lap of luxury surrounded by happy sunflowers
Dibs on throwing Frog for Artoria to fetch.


The Princess shall allow your dibs! Throw when ready!

Ananta


The naga was a might bit disappointed in herself for boring the young snake with her dry conversation, and seeing the polite nods so thinly veiled was all the more apparent when her last charge was suffering from a nasty case of constant deadpan expression syndrome. She was ready to consign herself back to the sun rock when Celene's interest was renewed with discovering Ananta was acquainted with her mother, something she could work with.

"Yes, I know your mother. I was care taker to a very close associate of hers, so I cater to some of their parties if my Mistress is to indisposed." Though to say she could cook well was akin to saying the Specialist of Everything was Gordon Ramsey. Ananta blinked, recalling she actually had some light business to relay with Juno. It took a moment to consider her words as she was quite pointedly told not to use actual names here in heaven. Something about nepotism or treason, she really couldn't recall at the moment.
"Ah, and before i forget, Lady Juno, the...Eel would like to invite you over for dinner with the Idol and Electric Princess next weekend. She would have relayed the message herself but Deva would not take kindly to her presense up here in heaven. That's more or less the reason I am here, providing a perspective she'd be too troubled to maintain."

"Also Lady Ruma has suffered a small mental breakdown and went off to Tahiti for a vacation, so I really have no one to attend to at the moment." She could only hope the cause of said mental breakdown in Shiva wouldn't rear her head in the Nexus, or they would all know true mental anguish.


Luci


"Oh, okay Momma!"

Ever the dutiful child Luci hopped off Lucille's lap with the tiny cheer that only came from a child delighted to just be there. She'd have rather seen her momma smiling but even the child knew that wasn't liable to happen in such a crowded place. Then again, Luci wasn't smiling as widely when she heard that the Frog had made her mother angry.

"What?! How could you do that to my Momma, Mr. Frog?!" She said, stamping her foot as she wheeled upon the sentient puppet, face quite literally boiling within her slimy head. "The only people momma should be mad with is pappa when she's lazy, not you. You aren't pappa, or my aunts."

The child-like slime had half a mind to put her loli sized parasol to work and show Lucille that her daughter had been paying rapt attention when she fertilized the fields, yet didn't raise her clenched hands in the face of knowing this was an important Mr. Frog. Consoling herself that the mean glare was all she would be giving this frog that she really would have wanted to like under better circumstances, she raised her parasol imperiously and pointed to Artoria.

"Puppy Lady, fetch Mr. Frog and I'll give you a treat!"

Unlike her mother, Luci was willing to offer a carrot on the end of her stick.
@KoL@TheWindel@Banana@Mega Birb@The 42nd Gecko

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Ouch. I shudder to think of all the paper cuts.


Imagine what they must do for all the UPS packages

@Lonewolf685
Just mail the court order to the dumpster he frequents most.


Soooo... Dana then. She must get mistaken for a shark mailbox and stuffed with envelopes.
@Mega Birb

You'd have to find him to sue him. Good luck searching every dumpster in the city! Bwahahaha!
@Mega Birb

Well Rufus was planning to keep the charade until Jifo was petrified, then step out the shower, grab the frying pan, and make his escape with clothes and cooking implement in hand, but now he had to go and be a weird person who offers food to weirdoes from trash cans.

Rufus really should have crossed his legs to hide his manhood better >:3
@KoL

I'm interested but i probably won't be having a CS started until Friday.
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