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Current GM of World of Light. When it comes to writing, there's nothing I love more than imagination, engagement, and commitment. I'm always open to talk, suggestion, criticism, and collaboration. While I try to be as obliging, helpful, and courteous as possible, I have very little sympathy for ghosts, and anyone who'd like to string me along. Straightforwardness is all I ask for.

Looking for more personal details? I'm just some dude from the American south; software development is my job but games, writing, and trying to help others enjoy life are my passions. Been RPing for over a decade, starting waaaay back with humble beginnings on the Spore forum, so I know a thing or two, though I won't pretend to be an expert. If you're down for some fun, let's make something spectacular together.

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Futaba's Palace

Primrose's @Yankee


Though its viscous tendrils wound through the air like life-seeking missiles, the Clay Dunestrider couldn't get a grasp on any of its assailants. They swerved and dodged its grasp while laying on the pain with their firearms and Personas, delivering a heady mixture of kinetic and elemental damage. As her thieving compatriots kept it busy, Primrose zeroed her wolfish mount in on its one remaining weakspot, the eye blazing within its pot-handle. With impressive patience and deliberation she gathered the magic in her fingertips, and when the stars aligned, let fly.

Her spell shattered the ceramic ring around the Dunestrider's eye, causing the brilliant flare within to burst like a bubble of lava. A terrific groan echoed through the pyramid as the monster his the ground, dazed and reeling. As one the Phantom Thieves pulled up around it, guns drawn. Mona lifted his scimitar high, glimmering in the fickle torchlight and burning oil. “It's time for an all-out attack!” He pointed at Primrose. “Let's go!”

The air itself seemed to shatter, filling with energy, as the party leaped upward. If Primrose joined in, she found herself caught up in the wild energy of the onslaught, a flurry of black blurs zooming through a scarlet haze in a riotous display. After a couple seconds the coup de grace came to an end, with an inexplicable spotlight on Primrose herself. The urging voice of Mona reached her. “Strike a pose and say something cool!”

Whether or not she did, the Dunestrider reeled back a moment later, its cracked pot spraying oil, before it faded into a pile of ash and a spirit.

In the aftermath the Phantom Thieves relaxed, brushing off dust and debris, fixing hair, and so forth. “Dude, that was super cool even for us, right?” Skull grinned before looking at Primrose in a new light. “That magic's totally better than Panther's!”

The red-clad girl glared at him. “Hey, come on!” Her annoyed expression melted away when she considered the dancer. “I mean, that was pretty good, but you can't sell Carmen short like that. When it comes to fire, we're nothing to scoff at.”

Mona put his paws on his belt pouches. “Yeah, knucklehead! Lady Ann's a a-plus mage. Having some competition just means she'll shine that much brighter! Isn't that right?” He looked smugly up at Panther.

She poked him in his enormous forehead. “You forgot to use my codename!”

Joker finished his examination of the Dunestrider spirit and came over. “Let's get a move on. Can't be that much farther to the ruler.” As the Thieves set off, he approached Primrose. “Want this? Only fair since you came to help us and all. That said, all of us do need better equipment. Better protectors, guns, weapons, charms. So we can use it if you don't want it.”

The doors on the far side of the chamber lead to a wide hallway floored with stairs, leading upward. It was much, much brighter than in the sepulchral depths of the pyramid, with white light shining down from the ceiling high above, and green codes and symbols shimmering across the walls. The Thieves moved quickly, but it wasn't long until a loud rumbling ahead signaled the arrival of giant boulders that began rolling down the stairs toward them.

Edge of the Blue – Open Ocean

Ace Cadet's @Yankee, Sakura's @Zoey Boey, Junior and Kamek's @DracoLunaris, Hat Kid's @Dawnrider, Geralt's @MULTI_MEDIA_MAN


Geralt's entreaty to the spirit of the destroyed abyssal did not fall on deaf ears. As if eager for more bloodshed, the Imp Pack resonated with him. A bond grew between them, drawing on the Witcher's own spirit to sustain and give fleeting life to the coagulated data before him.



Fire from afar covered Sakura's approach as she moved in, her radio abuzz with confused chatter. The dazed Water Princess watched her abyssal allies, thrown into disarray by the black-coated marauder, be blown away or sedated by the summoned snipers, then took a sound beating from Sakura's cannon fire. By the time she recovered from the stranger's gunshot, the seaward street fighter was close enough to utilize her original skills. Sakura jumped to deliver a crushing kick, but the abyssal brought her monstrous tail up to block. A loud clang rang out as the girl's metal-soled sneakers struck the black armor, leaving a respectable dent but dealing no real damage.

The Princess swung outward, trying to smack her assailant with her tail's sizable head, but Sakura had already launched into her next moves. Before the abyssal could properly react, the girl struck her torso three times and launched an uppercut into her chin, causing the Water Princess to stumble backward. “Grah!” she snarled, then lunged forward. Her tail shot forward like an alligator ambush at a watering hole, well equipped to snap shut on either side of her shoulders and sink its horribly human teeth into her arms. Once it had purchase, it swung around to fling her across the water.

“Isn't this great,” the abyssal sneered, her voice eerily hollow. “I'll show you why I am called Seaplane Tender. Come at me!”

In the moment of advantage given to her the Water Princess deployed three seaplane bombers. The creepy things flew Sakura's way. Meanwhile, the black-coated stranger had disappeared again, but Ranger was closing in. She launched her own planes, and the little fighter jets with mouths growing off them zipped out to engage the bombers. The Water Princess flung her hand at Ranger, sending a couple torpedoes her way.

-=-=Pirate's Cove=-=-


The Cadet's suggestion of borrowing Shippy, or ban-borrowing it as it was, gained no traction with the shipmaster. However, Brineybeard paused to consider his next proposal. “One last adventure...?” the old sea dog murmured. Images sprang unbidden to his mind of an awesome pirate captain bellowing with laughter as his craft crashed through swelling waves, visions of loot and plunder, glory and infamy. He tugged at his scratchy whiskers, and cracked a smile. “Aye...methinks that wouldn't be so bad. I been mopin' about safe waters fer far too long on account o' them abyssals.”

Peach nodded as she took a step forward, ready to pursue the angle her monster-hunting comrade discovered. “With us, you don't need to worry. We've fought through two regions' worth of monsters, and ocean or not, this won't be any different.”

She could tell her words were working. Brineybeard cast a glance over the expansive sea, perhaps picturing the destination of a makeshift crew. “If ye be sure we got a fightin' chance, well...welcome aboard! It's high time me an' Shippy sailed some real seas once more!” He extended a hand to shake and seal the deal.

Smiling, Peach accepted his handshake. Cuphead reached in right after, happy to get some shaking action, after which Brineybeard supposed he ought to extend the Cadet the same courtesy. “Good,” the princess said. “In that case, we should get going soon. We've still got some allies in the city we need to round up before we set off.” She glanced at Cuphead. “You're a speedy guy. Think you can find Link?”

The little guy span his head around before clapping a hand against it in a smart salute. “You got it, ma'am!”

“That leaves Hatty,” Peach observed as Cuphead bounded off, leaping over the railing before racing back into the city. “She...went up to see the birds in the hatchery, I think. After that I didn't see her.” She crossed her arms, her dour expression visible to her remaining companion. “I should gave asked the mercenary captain if he had flares or something.”

Brineybeard, without much to contribute to the conversation anymore, had crouched down to scratch behind the ears of one of his sea dogs. For a moment something seemed to occur to him, but he shook his head. Only when Peach rounded on him specifically did he turn his full attention back toward her. “Captain, would you be alright with us modifying the ship? If we give it spirits it could gain new abilities or weapons.”

The salty sailor shrugged. “Shippy already be fairly fightin'-fit, but if ye says ye can make 'er better, there be no reason to refuse.”
Tora & Poppi

Level 8 Tora (33/80) and Level 8 Poppi (11/80)
Location: Sandswept Sky – Lakeside
Primrose's @Yankee, Fox's @Dawnrider, Sectonia's @Archmage MC Midna's @DracoLunaris, Heavy's @ONL
Word Count: 868


The heroes and their new allies scrambled, wasting no time. Only Poppi could really say she didn't know what to do as she zoomed up into the sky, then onto the central temple's roof. Find the case? She didn't even know where to look! Her optics scanned Lakeside for some sort of administration facility. Given the symmetrical nature of the area, it would be sensible if it existed in the middle like the rec room, but she couldn't assume that. Even if it did, it probably lay right past where all the loyal soldiers were gearing up to fill the 'intruders' and 'traitors' with holes. She crouched and from her position of safety watched Sectonia make a beeline for Vah Naboris, then Fox lead the defectors a safe distance. If these REDs and BLUs truly were blessed with limitless revives, they could potentially hound Yellow Team forever, and Poppi doubted they would actually drop their spirits if killed. This outlined a definitive conclusion: there was no point to fighting here. No doubt there was some trick to it, but sticking around to find out meant a lot of risk and potential loss. The best they could do would be to escape.

Of course, the REDs and BLUs weren't about to let them walk away. A blaring horn across the remaining megaphones signaled the end of the ten seconds, and the Soldier instantly charged from the rec room, with the Inkling speeding on his heels and the Cunning, the Totem, the Raider, and the Vanguard following behind. In just a moment the two frontrunners would be far enough away from the pack that she could drop down from above and assassinate the Soldier without a thought. It'd be a piece of cake with her speed and the Variable Saber, but...Fox did tell her to look elsewhere. Whatever might be in it, the case definitely sounded important. If there was anything valuable here, it would have to be that.

As the Heavy's covering fire broke out below, she stood and leaped from the temple roof. Jetting close to the ground, she moved through the tunnels and hallways of Lakeside quickly, turning away from any noise and commotion she came across. She moved quickly, but without any knowledge of what to look for, she couldn't help but feel useless. Maybe she was going too quickly, even. If Poppi were mean old trouble-starting lady ordering shooty men around, where would Poppi be...? Far removed from the conflict, was her guess. As she zipped around, she began to get an idea. There didn't seem to be much infrastructure here, just fortifications on existing ruins. Unless they contained elaborate puzzles and secret rooms hooked up to electronics, she doubted there would be some secret moderation chamber tucked away somewhere.

She popped up above the ruins again, noticing right away that the divine beast was on the move. It dwarfed Lakeside, and would no doubt cause some real havoc when it started trampling the place. Sectonia was on her way back, and clinging to the displeased insect was a familiar face. “Masterpon!” Tora and Poppi waved to one another, but the clatter of bullets against the artificial blade's body quickly got her moving again. Below, she could see the Spartan aiming at her with a rifle of some kind. She made for Sectonia, shouting as she approached. “We need to get new friends into little titan and leave! Poppi not find briefcase yet, but keep looking.”

Below, the Dwarf had already gotten to the safety of Vah Naboris using a grappling gun. The little device pulled him up like nobody's business, putting Joker's own grapple line to shame. Braum, Blue Poison, Heavy, and Medic were not so lucky, of course, and were trading shots with the much larger crew of mercenaries as they worked their way across the battlefield. A chain link fence stood in their way. Poppi waited just long enough for Tora to leap into her arms before zooming down. The Nopon held out the Variable Saber as the pair rocketed by, and its laser blade sliced clean through, giving the less mobile defectors an exit.

“So, what going on, meh?” Tora yelled above the rushing wind.

“Red and blue teams locked in never-ending series of fights where they never die,” Poppi explained. “We convince some to come with us, but then rude lady voice tell the rest to get us! Fox tell Poppi to find her or briefcase that maybe has important stuff inside!”

“Briefcase?” Tora ruminated on the word, ignoring the flapping of his hairdo. “Meh, meh. Must be in secure place, like command post. From you saying 'rude lady voice' Tora guess she talk by radio or intercom or something. How she know what going on?” Poppi didn't know, and shook her head. “Tora guess she watch with cameras. In that case we looking for safe place away from fighting, which need power and space for machines.” Poppi slowed down and pulled off a slow spin, allowing her masterpon to get a view of the whole of Lakeside. “Hmm...Tora think it probably underground!”

Poppi sighed. “Then little titan smashing up place best option.” At the very least, that seemed inevitable.

-=Futaba's Palace=-


Joker was glad to find Primrose's companion much friendlier than it looked, and got back to his feet in no time. The dancer herself moved to surround the Dunestrider, pivoting atop its oily legs to track her as it thrust those jet-black limbs her way. Her fleeting advance ended with a surge of magic, striking the monster's body and rocking it backward. A guttural, unnatural noise echoed through the room, and its lid opened to unleash a salvo of ceramic missiles. While she got the thing's attention, however, the Thieves got the time they needed to recover, just as Primrose intended.

“Sweep the legs!” their leader called.

Skull struck first, summoning forth Captain Kid to charge forward and blow his ship through one of the Dunestrider's limbs. Zorro darted forward next, cutting a gash that a followup jump slash from Mona widened further. Using his own Persona as a springboard, the cat then bounced back the way he came, and with his scimitar sliced clean through. With two legs down the Dunestrier sagged downward, its magic-weakened pot wide open. Submachinegun fire from Panther plugged the ceramic surface with holes, leaking oil, before she commanded Carmen to send a raging fireball its way. The blaze set the tar alight, spattering the chamber with burning oil, but Joker coolly switched Personas and let Leena take aim. “One-shot Kill!” A second later the gunshot burst through one of the monster's blazing eyes, and the beast rumbled in pain.

Its limbs extended, lifting the pot high into the air even as it continued to burn. Tendrils snaked from its open lid, homing in on the party. From the way they twisted and grasped the heroes knew better than to let themselves be grabbed. Rather than guard the Thieves called their Personas to attack the tendrils. “This must be its desperation move!” Mona announced, evading as Zorro pierced the tarry tentacle with his rapier. “But this is nothing for us! Lay on all you've got!” To set the example, he pulled out a slingshot and started unloading.

Edge of the Blue – Open Ocean

Ace Cadet's @Yankee, Sakura's @Zoey Boey, Junior and Kamek's @DracoLunaris, Hat Kid's @Dawnrider, Geralt's @MULTI_MEDIA_MAN


Prismatic light engulfed Sakura as she plummeted toward the ocean, the fusion taking hold. The bizarre and miraculously painless sensation of momentary atomization and reconstitution flooded through her, as sudden and blistering as a crashing wave, and over before she struck the undulating sea below.



Hatakaze and Ranger could only stare in wonderment, shocked some by the inexplicable sight and far more by their mutual near-death experience. The more experienced Ranger, however, could piece things together more quickly. Not only did one of the flying lizard wizards save her bacon with a well-timed push, but reinforcements arrived from the airship. A stranger had leaped from it, but following a lightshow dazzling enough to give the Water Princess pause, someone who looked an awful lot like Arashio landed. Although she knew nothing of the ephemeral orbs left behind by the dead, the sight of one bestowing the features of a deceased comrade onto someone else made her think of modular machine parts. And that analogy would have to serve, because the newcomer hit the waves and faced the Water Princess without fear.

For a moment the Abyssal looked taken aback, but after a second or two a sort of satisfaction crept over her pallid features. Here, it seemed, was an opponent who wouldn't flee and rely on strength in numbers. She would face the slaughter head-on. The Water Princess extended her finger as she began preparing a shot. Three Abyssals arose beside her to open fire.

Ranger and Hatakaze looked between one another. Whoever she was, this girl wasn't backing down. She had to be insane. The latter shook her head and took off, making for the rendezvous point along with the remaining shipgirls, but Ranger hesitated. Even without a weapon, she owed these people her life. She couldn't just leave them to their fates.

With a deep breath, Ranger took off. She gave the firefight unfolding before her a respectful berth, keeping one eye on the enemies and another on the water. After a moment she spotted a spirit, slowly drifting in the direction of the Bottomless Sea, and scooped it from the water. Inside she saw the image of a twisted Abyssal, forcing her to steel herself. Chi class. Could be worse. But I have to help them. Before she could reconsider, Ranger jammed the spirit into her chest, triggering the fusion instantly. She cried out in alarm as light consumed her, and watched as her left forearm melted into husk of tangled metal, a toothed mouth where her hand ought to be. Below the knees her legs became bulbous steely skates. Her eye blazed with blue-green light as a pure white mask erupted from her face, and her pink hair became streaked with black. Her runway launcher, being part of her essence, re-materialized in black and gray, shaped more like a shield than a ship, and even as she struggled with her composition she took aim and let loose at the Water Princess.

As the planes exploded against her, the Water Princess grimaced, but her aim did not deviate. Just before she fired, however, a dark portal opened up in space before her. A black-coated figure leaped from it sideways, brandishing a pistol. The blast resounded across the water as the bullet struck the Water Princess, staggering her to such an extent that she dropped to her knees on the water. The stranger landed on an Abyssal and plunged a curious blade into its hull that seemed to pacify it. “Stupid girl,” the stranger complained, her familiar voice that of the unknown woman waiting on Inkwell Isle. “You'd rather be blown to dust on the water than follow sound advice?” With a wrench of the bone blade, the abyssal beneath her plowed into its fellows, knocking the whole formation out of whack.

Dead Zone – Final Atrium

Blazermate's @Archmage MC, Banjo & Kazooie's @Dawnrider, Bowser's @DracoLunaris
Plus Nero, Dante, V, Ms. Fortune, Raidou, Jak and Daxter


Dante recognized a problem when she saw it. After leaping over Sans' bone wave, Dante moved in. She warped above himwith Trick and came down on his head with Helm Splitter. He slid out of the way effortlessly, one eye dark in a mocking wink, and the devil hunter chuckled. “Swordmaster!” She dashed after him and unleashed the Dance Macabre. In lightning-quick succession she executed a series of sword slashes, canceled into a withering Trillion Stabs, then planted Sparda in the ground and spun around it as an axel. With the momentum of the spin she transitioned into a revolving slice, then a second, and finally a baseball swing hard enough to split the air itself in a wide arc.

Sans evaded them all, and when she finished, pulled a leering beast skull from the ground whose mouth blazed with energy. Dante switched the Royal Guard just in time to parry the first laser as it surged forth, but not the second or third. At that point Sans began to feel Bowser's vacuum effect, and without losing his smile turned around with four Gaster Blasters to laser the Koopa King square in the tentacle-bearded face.

Marie did not smile, but it was hard not to get a sense of satisfaction from her. The heroes clearly had nothing on this skeleton. “Do not relent.”

Sans turned his eye on her, burning with scorn. “kids these days...”

Ignoring him, Marie sent Mr. Bones to harry Banjo and Kazooie as they recovered from a brawl with boneheads. One of the skeletons she'd summoned had yet to do anything but stand around, but she focused on the task at hand—namely, stopping Blazermate healing her downed comrades one by one. The monk, however, was closer, and he was healing Raidou on the ground. Two birds. Marie lifted a hand, and a mob of skeletons rose from beneath Donnie to grab him while others piled on, less attacking and more trapping him beneath their weight. Sans followed up by pulling up his own bones beneath the monk, and in just a couple seconds the killer combination had turned his entire stockpile of HP into Karma. He turned an alarming shade of pink and was allowed to collapse, his reserves ticking away as he lay by the deteriorating corpse of the demon summoner.

A shattering sound heralded the arrival of Nightmare, and V warped onto the demon's shoulder. No matter how many of Sans' bones appeared beneath it, Nightmare shrugged them off. As Marie watched, glyphs appeared in the air before its kneeling body, gathering magical energy. The Skullgirl bombarded the demon with skulls, quickly switching to targeting V alone once she confirmed that Nightmare took no damage of any sort. Though V fenced at them with his cane and Griffon ran interference, too many got through. They hammered him, inflicting bruises and breaking his bones, until the mysterious one coughed up blood. Yet he did not allow Nightmare to stop.

Marie clicked her tongue and started to move. Even if she couldn't fly quickly, it wouldn't be difficult to get out of the firing line. But someone had other plans. Nadia soared up toward her, scythe at the ready, and plunged its blade into her chest. The Skullgirl barely flinched, but before she could counterattack Nadia allowed herself to drop, becoming a weight at the end of the scythe that jerked her downward. When Marie looked down she found a cheeky grin pointed up at her. “Going somewhere?”

“Ngh...!”

Even as blood trickled across his cracked lips, V found his voice. “Face...oblivion!”

Nightmare unleashed Domination, and a thick laser of blinding purple-wreathed white lit up the dark sky. It lasted just a few moments, but as it faded the remaining heroes could see the Skullgirl erupting into explosions, wailing. When they came to an end, all that remained was a loose collection of bones and tatters -including the fragments of Nadia's new scythe- floating around a black heart blazing blue. When it beat, the feminine shadow glimpsed before flickered around it, the dark thing at the figure's heart.

Sans looked up at the thing, a shadow of melancholy flitting about his skull. He then sighed and turned to face the heroes again. Doom Slayer thundered toward him, letting his shotgun do the talking, but both shots missed. The demon slaughterer swung his wrist-blade only to be thrown back by blue force. Two Gaster Blasters appeared right in front of him, only to be summarily punched and shattered. Sans replied by picking the Slayer up and slamming him down straight through the floor of veins. There didn't seem to be many skeletons left, either wiped out by the heroes or Sans' less-than-friendly fire, so not much stood between what remained of Red Team and what remained of Marie other than him.
Tora & Poppi

Level 8 Tora (31/80) and Level 8 Poppi (9/80)
Location: Sandswept Sky – Lakeside
Primrose's @Yankee, Fox's @Dawnrider, Sectonia's @Archmage MC Midna's @DracoLunaris, Heavy's @ONL
Word Count: 1128


The Heavy's inquiry gave Poppi something to say at least. She couldn't help but smile as she pictured the big man's amazement should he ever see a real Titan. “Oh, titans very, very big. Many so big, they carry entire country on or in body. Poppi made on titan Gormott, in city called Torigoth on shoulder. Plains stretch for miles and miles.” She trailed off after a bit, embarrassed that her chatter wasn't very helpful.

Those gathered, however, showed no hesitation to give their reasons for why they fought, but their responses left Poppi in wonderment. How did this mock battle contribute towards helping humanity? What about Nopon, anyway? If they'd been fighting forever, wouldn't the Raider have plenty of plunder? Out of everyone, however, the Heavy gave the most abstract answer. This was apparently a struggle over some resource called Gravel, which Poppi assumed must be distinct from value-devoid pebbles, and he worked for money to help his family. Although Poppi wanted to respond, she couldn't exactly deny these people. If they all had their reasons and seemed satisfied with them, who was she to tell them they were wrong? Then again, the supposed 'enemies' were awfully chummy...

Where Poppi fell short, her teammates more than came through. Sectonia wasted no time delivering a magnanimous -even pompous- speech, but she struck on good points. Surely, the artificial blade reasoned, these people lacked purpose? They'd been fighting 'forever' after all, and their individual ambitions remained unsatisfied. Maybe they were really trapped in a futile struggle? Back in 1-1, an eternal war between rabbids and robots waged on behalf of the region's incandescent tyrant, whose excuse of security his land poorly masked his shameless desire to see his subjects suffer. Here, there seemed to be no authority keeping things in line. To her it seemed like some sort of 'natural' phenomenon, like the regeneration of the Land of Adventure.

Surprisingly, a small tidbit of what Sectonia said seemed to strike a chord with Heavy. From his tone Poppi gathered that he was talking about lost comrades, and the prospect of bringing them back seemed to be enough to change his mind. The conviction he displayed earlier must not have been that strong. He went on to surprise her by referring to Galeem. “Oh! That interesting. So far, nobody we talk to remember end once freed. Maybe...getting killed over and over again here loosen Galeem influence?” While the strangers' eyes shone red, including those of the Heavy and Medic, that memory was still a good thing. The others, however, seemed less convinced. Going off her own theory, Poppi wondered if Heavy died more than the others. Big, slow target, no visible armor or shielding, gung-ho attitude...maybe!

Oh, yes; Fox was speaking. Poppi pulled out of her processes to catch his own contribution. The real war is out there. Poppi could scarcely have said it better. Fox truly carried the mantle of leadership, possessed of the knowledge of how to interact with people and get them in gear. She could see the murmurs among the soldiers begin to swell. The Dwarf had gotten to his feet, the Knight seemed close to reconsidering what actions of his would best serve humanity, and the Priestess looked ready to follow Heavy. In the span of only a moment the number of recruits went from two to four as the Shield and the Poison came over.

“Here I'm called the Shield, but if I'm going, you may call me Braum! It's good to meet you, and I'm sure we'll be fast friends.”

“Good day. I too am most pleased to make your acquaintances. I am Blue Poison, should it please you. Many keep their distance, but if you'll have me, I'll join your campaign.”

Just as things seemed to be going well, a nearby loudspeaker blared to life. “What. Is. THIS!?” a stiff female voice practically screeched. “Intruders! Unknown assailants, in the rec room! Mercenaries, destroy them!”

Instantly the mood changed. Everyone went on alert, all eyes on the newcomers warily. Even those who'd come over took a step back, as if they'd learned their visitors were sick. Poppi held up her hands, eyes wide. “Wait! We not intruders. No intention to fight at all!”

“What about the briefcase?” the Soldier questioned her. “Here to keep us distracted while some buddies steal the intelligence?”

Poppi shook her head emphatically. “No, no! Not even know what briefcase is. Friends just want to see if anyone willing to join, maybe help in process.”

“Aha!” The Administrator exclaimed. “They're here to steal you, my mercenaries! But whatever for? According to my data, all of them are far, far stronger than any of you. So why are they here? With a walking war machine that can 'rain lightning' waiting innocently outside? They're here for your spirits!” Poppi could practically hear the woman's smirking confidence. “All they see when they look at you are weapons and powers. They're here to destroy you!”

The heroes found themselves faced with a number of weapons. Not everyone seemed ready to attack them, however. Braum raised his shield, facing the REDs and BLUs. “Hold on a moment friends, we can't assume intentions like this. Let's talk things out.” Poppi gave a vigorous nod.

Blue Poison looked up at the speaker, as if it could hear her. “Be reasonable, Administrator. Do you have any basis for these claims?”

“Basis!?” The unseen lady howled. “Does my word mean nothing to you?! My authority?! Thanks to me, you have comrades at your back, a reason to live for! You're all immortal!”

The Dwarf spat. “Aye, a never-endin' loop of shootin', dyin', and more shootin'. I ain't touched a pickaxe in so long my mitt's gone smooth. I miss adventure, the unknown! I'm done here.”

He took a step toward the visitors, only for a warning shot to fly in front of his face. The Soldier glared at him through his menacing visor. “So, you're abandoning us? Traitors...all of you!” He swept his hand at Blue Poison, Braum, Heavy and Medic. “We're soldiers. We follow the orders of our superiors, like it or not.”

Scowling, the Dwarf turned to face the Soldier. “I'm gonna like clonkin' yer empty head, ya arsewipe!”

A laugh rang out from the speaker. “Hohohoho! Teams are being scrambled! Anyone not on RED or BLU when mission begins will be considered an enemy and lose respawn privileges, followed shortly by their lives! Mission begins in ten seconds!”

In front of everyone present, little red and blue doors appeared. It was time to decide. Poppi ignored hers in favor of summoning her Variable Saber, then turned to Fox. There wasn't time to ask or outline the options, only the time to heed the leader's decision.

[-=Futaba's Palace=-


Soon after Primrose and her lupine mount moved into the pyramid, she found the thieve's trail. It took the form of solved puzzles and defeated enemies, and with ashes in place of encounters she could make quick progress indeed. Only the pyramid's traversal and platforming challenges remained, but Midna's conjured creature possessed no small amount of leaping ability. The way forward took Primrose through dusty, dark corridors and over sandy sinkholes, circling around intricate statues and deadly-looking spikes alike. As she went she passed by the discarded spirits of a Hippowdown, a redead, and Arcmine.. She encountered only one major roadblock: as her wolfos made its way over a sandtrap, Primrose could her a strangely ethereal squeaking noise, and her mount began to struggle. Some sort of weight weighed it down, hindering its movement. Noises from a room ahead, however, signaled that she hadn't far to go.

The next chamber housed a familiar spectacle: the Phantom Thieves in battle. The four of them stood in a rough spread formation facing a behemoth clay pot with tentacles of oil. As she watched, it opened its lid and fired urn missiles that soared on inky black jets. Mona dodged out of the way, but Skull and Panther took the hit.

Joker looked over his shoulder at his allies. “Mona, heal them!” He stood alone before the Clay Dunestrider, and called a new Persona. “Ghûl!”

An emactiated horror materialized beside him, and it unleashed a hideous cry. The Dunestrider, however, exhibited no effect. Joker winced. “Immune to Fear. Should have guessed.” He braced himself as the monster lashed out and struck him, sending him skidding toward Primrose.

Edge of the Blue – Open Ocean

Ace Cadet's @Yankee, Sakura's @Zoey Boey, Junior and Kamek's @DracoLunaris, Hat Kid's @Dawnrider, Geralt's @MULTI_MEDIA_MAN


Strangely for the right-hand man of an archetypal villain, Kamek acted the consummate hero and leaped with his clones into danger the moment he saw the shipgirl in peril. The magikoopa swarm descended over the waves in formation even as the Atomos rocked from the impact of artillery fire. The healers began attending to the fallen immediately, patching her wounds as she floated, sprawled, on the surface. Though rattled by the blasts, she recovered quickly thanks to the clones' care, looking at the lizard wizards with bafflement. “Oh...! Thanks...?” As strange as this was, she couldn't argue with the results as her damage faded away. She watched, amazed, as even more Kameks bombarded the abyssal with explosive flame. “Whoa. We've never had air support before.” They kept up the assault, well out of reach of the abyssal's brawny arms and vile teeth, preventing it from being able to launching a counterattack. It wasn't long before it gave a guttural cry and sank beneath the waves, burned to a crisp.

Kamek cruised over, asking about her condition. “I'm fine, I think.” Shakily, she got to her feet, her shoes somehow repelling the water to such a degree that she could get back into a standing position, like a fallen ice skater. Her plane launcher helped her up, but judging by its condition it wouldn't be doing any more damage today. “Drat, my weapon's toast. I need to help the others...”

Her voice trailed off as Junior's primids opened fire, unleashing a fusillade of energy pellets from the deck of the Atomos. They rained down around the turret-pile abyssal, sending smoke up from the water, but even those that hit didn't dissuade the unnatural creature from taking aim. It unleashed a mortar that sailed into the primid crowd, blowing several to smithereens and probably making the heroes realize a fatal flaw of this attack plan: with the bay doors open, an assailant could shoot straight into the tender, occupied guts of the Atomos itself.

Meanwhile, the battle was shifting closer. Two ships crested a nearby wave just before it hit its peak, followed shortly by a long abyssal that shot out into the open air and landed heavily, slowed to a crawl. “Yes! Open fire!” one of the shipgirls called, before the pair hammered the abyssal from opposite sides. It broke in half with a guttural moan, and the ships peeled off toward the Atomos. They assumed the airship to be friendly and zeroed in on the turret-pile before letting loose. Their light armaments forced them to circle it while firing constantly, but the turret went down as well. The pair made their way over to Kamek and their wounded ally. “Heya!” the black-haired one greeted. “C'mon, we all gotta go. A Water Princess popped up right in the middle of the fight. She...she got Ooshio just like that. We're regrouping by the Admiral.”

All around, shipgirls were fleeing in the direction of Limsa, with a number of abyssals in pursuit. From his height Geralt could see the spirits below the water slowly starting to move in the opposite direction, as through drawn by some current. The pair that helped the heroes, Hatakaze and Arashio, remained in place to help cover them. Moving as one, they engaged an abyssal taking aim at the Atomos. Arashio waved at the ship. “What're you waiting for, you guys are sitting d-!”

A blur struck her in the back, turning everything above the ankle to red mist, then ash. Her spirit sailed through the air, blown away by the force, and Hatakaze froze, speechless. Across the water skated a shipgirl of pure white, her features blank, her rigging black and monstrous like a nightmarish sea serpent. Its head zeroed in on Hatakaze, and energy began to gather.

“We don't stand a chance! Move!” The pink-haired girl cried, but Hatakaze didn't move. Although fear dominated her face, she zoomed forward nevertheless, clearly intent on pushing her ally out of the way to save her. Kamek found himself faced with a dilemma, the stakes suddenly high.

[-=Limsa Lominscuttle Town=-


After his pleasant exchange with Shantae, the Ace Cadet proceeded along with Peach and cuphead to the harbor, although he left a lasting memory behind. Even after the dancer got back into the swing of things, she found herself thinking about the stranger, and about herself as were. It was as if things hadn't been quite right for a while now, and she'd simply not realized until someone pointed out that things could be different. Well, not to worry—the extra few moments she'd spent with the redhead left some other attendees feeling jealous, and she needed to liven things up.

Although customs gave Peach and her entourage the stinkeye as they passed through with loads of gold, the trio arrived back at their landing point without trouble. Sure enough, there rested Shippy, and the smoke drifting upward from a pipe above the cabin suggested a certain someone was busy cooking lunch. Peach boarded without hesitation, leaving the wagons behind, and knocked on the door. “Hello? Mr. Brineybeard?”

After a few moments and more firm knocking the portly captain himself opened the door. “Oh, it be ye. What brings ye back? Wantin' to go already? Well, I ain't runnin' a charity here, so ye knows.”

Peach crossed her arms. “As it happens, we've brought some money. Care to look?”

Brineybeard did care—in fact, his eyes literally bugged out. “Blow me down! Thar be enough doubloons to set a poor scallywag fer life! What's it here for?” It was hard for him to hide the hope in his voice.

“We'll be upfront with you. We're trying to collect vessels in order to traverse the Bottomless Sea. We were hoping -it being a ridiculous amount and all- we might be able to buy Shippy from you.”

The conflict spreading across the former pirate's features told her that she wasn't looking at a done deal. “Oogh...I...I dunno. I mean, I'd be a fool not t'take the deal, but still...Shippy's got a special place in me heart.” He ran a hand along the railing, and the ship shuddered happily as if tickled. “It's like she's a part o' me. Even if I can't pirate no more, 'n spend my sorry days ferryin' landlubbers 'n catchin' fish...I can't leave 'er. The last legacy o' my good old days. My last matey.” He looked out across the ocean, his gaze full of longing.

Dead Zone – Final Atrium

Blazermate's @Archmage MC, Banjo & Kazooie's @Dawnrider, Bowser's @DracoLunaris
Plus Nero, Dante, V, Ms. Fortune, Raidou, Jak and Daxter


Even with the typical ineffectiveness of cutting weapons against hard bone, Shadow wrecked havoc among the skeletons as a whirling saw of death. V planted a foot on top of a fallen Skeleton Lord and drove his cane through its skull. “Reap what you sow.”

Griffon blasted a bony rider with Blockade, keeping it stunlocked just enough for the v-shaped bolts of Royal Fork to close on it and annihilate its undead horse. “In other words, suck it, shitasses!”

Raidou grunted in agreement, more focused on aiming his shot. His bullet struck Sir Daniel square in his empty eye socket, spinning his head around in a comical manner. After a moment the bone knight grabbed his head, stopping the revolution in its tracks, but he continued to stagger about dizzily.

Laughing, Dante shook her head. She took a moment to crush a scimitar-wielding skeleton with a crescent kick from Balrog, then faced Sir Daniel. “Man, for a bonehead you seem like a fun guy. Why you gotta fight us like this?”

Muttering unintelligibly, Sir Daniel glanced at Marie, then back to the fighters before him. Somehow, Dante seemed to understand. “So, this monster maid not only revives the dead but controls them? That's tough, buddy.” The knight stepped forward, sword at the ready, and Dante raised her own. “Maybe you'll be free if we take her down. Guess I've got another reason to shoot for the top. Keep him occupied, huh guys?” Without another word she teleported away.

She appeared above Marie to drop a Helm Breaker on her head, but the shadow that flickered out to attack Bowser intercepted the blow and punched Dante square in the gut. The Devil Hunter looked more surprised than hurt, even as she fell to the ground. “A new trick! You're already better than Cerberus. What he wouldn't give to chew on you...” She hit the ground and rolled, watching Bowser's kritz-empowered flame annihilate a number of skeletons, including another Skeleton Lord. A colorful burst of eco from Jak's morph gun, meanwhile, heralded the end of the final Skeletal Lord. “Gunslinger!” Dante switched styles and unleashed Honeycomb Fire into Marie, then rolled to avoid the strike of her shadow.

She pivoted left to sweep the head off an undead fishman with Sparda, which did not alleviate the pained expression on Nadia's face. The feral looked haunted as she squared off against her former family, unable to do more than evade. After a moment's study Dante realized her ally couldn't solve this problem alone. “Lead 'em over to the rest and pass 'em off,” she advised. “No need to force a bad fight.”

Although she'd been thinking of taking responsibility for these undead, Nadia accepted the suggestion gratefully. “Okay.”

Dante returned her focus to the Skullgirl just in time to avoid another sideswipe from her shadow. Although Blazermate and Bowser possessed no more kritz, they would arrive in just a moment to make the assault on the Skullgirl three-pronged. Marie knew it too, staring at the pair balefully as they approached. “Don't think me cornered. This city has all sorts of undead, and I can control each and every one...” She raised her hand once more, and from the floor of veins rose one more skeleton..

He looked around, a hollow smile plastered on his face. “welp, sorry folks. this is gonna suck for everyone.”

With a flick of his wrist, everyone in a hundred foot radius floated into the air, then slammed down into the ground. A wave of bones erupted from him to roll across the entire arena, each one rising and then falling vertically. They did no direct harm, and indeed seemed incorporal, but every sixtieth of a second a living body overlapped with one they did a singular point of True Damage. In a matter of moments, Raidou, Jak, and Shadow took critical injuries, their bodies' molecular integrity dangerously degraded.
@Andreyich How's it going?
It didn't take long for Lucya -like any good knife- to find her way to the heart, in this case the beating center of the industrious port town. The destination of workers and employers alike, it funneled talent and personnel throughout the area, enriching its visitors before they flowed onward. The Singing Serpent. Sounded like something that would make for a good sideshow at a circus, but wouldn't they all? The Laughing Donkey, the Dancing Goat, the Cantankerous Fool. Everyone knew taverns and inns and such were where one went to get the scoop, and Lucya knew everyone knew it. When she noisily pushed inside she kept track of every face that wheeled her way, and especially the few that tried to play it off the next moment. A quick scan of the place revealed no carnies in waiting, although she couldn't be sure. Some of her former colleagues could look downright ordinary if they had a mind to. Wherever there were people, Lucya decided early on, she needed to keep her guard up.

At least she saw one familiar face as she perused the job board. Of course, a traveled axeman like Saarl Stick-in-the-Mud would know to come here. He probably wanted work as well. If they ended up on a job, he might even get a chance to find out what made Lucya so special. Few in this world got the privilege of seeing her tricks in action, and fewer still for free. More than likely, he would avoid her like a plague, his perception of her incompetence more effective than any body odor for keeping him at a distance.

Her eyes fell upon the bounties and subjugation requests. Now there's something I can do. Alone, quick and clean, she could take out a little trash and skip town without getting involved in local affairs. Couldn't go wrong with the classics. She scooped up several at once, all on the lower end of the difficulty spectrum, and carried them over to the administrator for approval. “Sign me up, if you please. I am looking for a good time, so do not mind the amount, yeah?”
Alright, would you say Ellis from Left 4 Dead would be a better one?


By my preference I'd say so, but it's down to you, of course.
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Very well then, would a villager from minecraft be okay? Got a few other ideas but this is the main one


That'd work. It may be tricky since a villager doesn't have much of a personality or powerset, which could lead to a lack of anchoring, but if that is what your heart desires by all means.
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To clarify, this means that the first ever appearance of the character must be originally in a videogame rather than the character simply appearing in a videogame? Or would the iteration of Patrick Star from Spongebob: Battle for Bikini Bottom work? Or the Linux Penguin from Tux Racer?


Your first assertion is correct, although be aware that I made an exception for Geralt who's originally from a book. A character simply appearing in a game is not enough. No Patrick, no Goku, no Sam and Max. In fact, even original characters from licensed games for non-game properties are not eligible, like the main character from Star Wars Fallen Order, for instance.
How light hearted and/or meta can we go with this i.e. could I be Patrick Star or a deck of cards from solitaire, the Linux Penguin, etc. And indeed what constitutes a game? I.e. would clippy or bonzi buddy count? Or the computer of Zork? Regardless fairly interested in this and once some reading is done and questions answered I will work on a sheet this weekend


Hey there, glad to see you're interested!

Your character can be lighthearted, but must be both a character and a character that originated from a game, so all the examples you listed would not qualify. It's difficult to qualify what exactly makes a game (for instance, saying digital media for entertainment purposes that necessitates interaction from a player would no doubt have loopholes), but I can go on a case by case basis if need be.
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