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Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

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And as far as this goes...



@Byrd Man said it best. While I encourage anyone who wants to join to submit an app for review, Bat-Mite just isn't a character who would work in this world, even divorced from the rather grim version of Gotham that I've set up. We've all taken great pains to really establish a uniform tone for Ultimate One Universe where the characters are a bit on the edgier side, for lack of a better word, and a full-on revampless Bat-Mite clashes with that. Plus, the fact that he would be without a revamp is in and of itself it's own problem. I see no difference between this app and the Bat-Mite found in the normal DC Universe, so I'm afraid it's going to have to be a denial.
Sorry that I've been MIA as of late. Some personal issues came up and basically constricted my attention for the last week. Then, I relinquished quite a small amount of my considerable fortune (if that's what you want to call "saving up for seven months") and bought both a Playstation 4 and a little game featuring a certain webslinger that none of you've probably heard of. So my head's not been in this game quite as much as it should be. Will try and remedy that with some posts this week.

In the meantime, unlike the GM, the attention of the Weekly Post Check! never falters.

Over The Limit (Post By Friday)
@Nib
@Star Lord

12 Days (2 Days Left)
@Simple Unicycle

10 Days (4 Days Left)
@Master Bruce
(Far as I'm concerned, that son of a bitch has one day left.)

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@Roman
@Eddie Brock

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@DocTachyon

Also, would you look at that. 2 posts away in the IC before a certain something begins...
Then it would for sure work for you. My only concern right now is colour codes, I assume they're pretty universal though.


That's likely. I actually figured out a cheat in choosing custom fonts for my characters through Photoshop. The color codes in that program apply to this forum seamlessly, so I assume it'd be the same with Google Docs.
Just to give everyone a time table, if we're not at least close to twenty posts ahead in the IC by a week from tomorrow, the MME is likely to either start abruptly or get canned.

For my part, I actually have a post unrelated to my current crossover with Andy in the works for the 15th, given that it's going to be Batman Day. And I can also probably post some supplementary stuff while Clark Kent and Lois Lane get their bearings in Gotham. After all, I've established so many NPCs that one of them is bound to be up to something...

*writes sex scene between Alfred and Selina Kyle that's so graphic that @Lord Wraith beams with pride*
Hey! I've been working my arse off!


And it's been a great... weirdly last minute surge of activity on your part, but I'm just saying. If you still want to beat the shit outta that werewolf, you better do it within 20 days!

I've got two posts before I'm ready for the MME. If I post them within the next few days, do you think it's unlikely enough to happen that I should carry on with anither arc? Or just wait for the MME?


Honestly, if you're about to be good to go, I'd say wait. Better than getting caught with your ghostly pants down when or if the thing actually happens. If it doesn't, oh well. You'll still probably have time to wrap things up on a suitable note before we close up shop.
And not to rush anybody or make things seem more dire then they actually are, but... we are about to enter the 20 day countdown to the end of the season.

If we don't make it to 375 fairly soon, plans may have to be scrapped and endings may have to be rushed for all of us to stick the landing, with the MME being cancelled outright in favor of next season. And given a few characters are relying on that thing to happen, it'd suck to have to move it. But it can't really start right in the middle of everyone already doing their thing.

So if you're not entering the endgame for the season, best get a move on. We're in the homestretch!*

*He says, about to enter a Batman and Superman crossover arc at the tail end things.
You know, I'm committed to the whole Batman thing and all...

But becoming aware of the existence of Juggerduck is the one time I've considered saying "fuck it" and tossing away the cowl in favor of a different character.
Weekly Post Check!

11 Days (3 To Go)
@Nib

9 Days (5 To Go)
@Star Lord

7 Days (7 To Go)
@DocTachyon

And yes, I'm well aware that the roster needs updating. A few players recently dropped out and I need to remove them... but it's just hard. Our roster is so much nicer and shinier and a couple notches bigger when it's inaccurate.
Would it be sensible to add lists like these to our character sheets for easy referral?

How updated are we expected to keep these lists?


After September, not at all. I'm gonna be taking the responsibility on myself by staying current with the IC thread once we head into Season Two.

As to your other question, I'll just list which username is attributed to which character to avoid having a bunch of lists updated to varying regularity. Keeps things simpler.


I'll be adding Moony's NPC list to a file and growing it out from there.
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