Fuck the snow! Both highways leading home are closed, God why have you forsaken me?!
Master Crim
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STATUS: The proof of a healthy mind is not its ability to solve the problems that are before it, but the subconscious understanding not to for the sake of health itself. 3 mos ago
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The proof of a healthy mind is not its ability to solve the problems that are before it, but the subconscious understanding not to for the sake of health itself.
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Ever look back on your old PM and think "Man that was the shit! Why did we stop?"
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As the bowl of patunias would say, as it falls through the air to meet the planet's hard rocky surface: "Not again."
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Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? No says the man in Washington it belongs to the poor. No says the man in the Vatican it belongs to God. No says the man in Moscow it belongs to everyone
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Talking in riddles is fun. Putting them to poem is better. Presentation is the key.
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Its all just pointless.
No one really looks at this part
Its all just pointless.
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Fuck the snow! Both highways leading home are closed, God why have you forsaken me?!
@bluetommy2 I like it, and being that tall will provide many an opportunity for laughs. The only areas you can stand full would be the galley, the cargo hold, and certain places in engineering. XD
@DriveEMOut
Yes, this RP is a Jump-in so all you need is a character sheet!
Yes, this RP is a Jump-in so all you need is a character sheet!
Cool, I love it!
@Carantathraiel lol I got a toy like that for one of my dogs, and had the same feeling. They were completely obsessed with it for about 4 days or so, then that was it. Also got a monkeys fist knot toy for the Min-Pin, he still loves it!
@bluetommy2
Who is your character, what is his/her/its name, what is your character?
Come to think of it, I am going to put up a basic that you all can expand upon.
Who is your character, what is his/her/its name, what is your character?
Come to think of it, I am going to put up a basic that you all can expand upon.
Okay... I may need to say that your character had to be something tangible, and described in your Character sheet.
But holy cow that was a great read, I am glad that I was on the toilet to read that one. XD
But holy cow that was a great read, I am glad that I was on the toilet to read that one. XD
The corridors and rooms of the USS Serendipity were empty save for the skeleton crew on watch in the control room. It was headed for the outer rim maximum security prison where it would drop its cargo of prisoners and supplies just like it had done a dozen times before. The voyage was long, spanning 89 solar days. It was late, in terms of watch and shift, so most everyone was asleep. The Prisoners were in Cryo-sleep to prevent any miss-haps. As the current watch came to an end a few crew members staggered their way into the control room to take the place of the current watch when all of a sudden the controls went dark, catching the attention of the present crew. They were silent for a moment glancing around at the controls and each other when the main ship lighting flickered and the controls came back on followed by an intensely loud siren.
”Warning, Hull integrity Compromised” Played over and over on the P.A. prompting the entire crew to stations and the captain to the control deck.
“What the hell is going on! Take evasive actions and-“
”Core Containment Breach” Began playing with the previous message.
“I WANT A SIT REP!” The captain yelled to his scrambling crew as they tried to make sense of what was happening.
“Sir, I am showing hull breaches on decks C and D, Draining atmo fast!”
“No nearby ships found on radar or visual!”
“Weapons systems are on lock down due to the overheating Core Reactor!”
“Half the ship is sealed off and I am seeing Life Pod launches from behind the seals!”
”Warning Critical Damage Sustained! Self-Destruct Override Enabled: 3 Minutes until Self-Destruct!”
The entire crew was silent looking around as if to locate the voice of the P.A. then to the Captain for orders. He Stood in disbelief as he too tried to understand what was happening to his ship.
“48 years of flying, and now this…” he sighed closing his eyes and dropping his head. Activating the P.A. he commanded “Everyone to the Life Pods. No man left behind.” With that everyone went into motion boarding the Life Pods, the captain waited until last. The ship was counting down from 60 as he boarded the last pod. “Sir,” his XO questioned. “the cargo?”
“It doesn’t matter.” He closed the Pod door and strapped in. “The Prison can miss up to two shipments before starting to run out. The prisoners were on the termination list anyway.” With that the Pod launched and set out for Centaura Beacon where they would seek refuge until later notice.
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Back on the ship the countdown continued.
”10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…”
Silence… all the lights turned off again for several seconds then came back on. All the blast doors opened and the System board showed everything was peachy! After a few monitors flashed here and there the ship made an audible sigh over the P.A.
”Well that was fun!” Came a little girl’s voice with a british accent from the P.A.
”You call that fun?” Came a male more Australian, but also slightly crazed voice. ”Let me show you fun! Just keep your mouth shut this time!
”But I don’t have a mouth…” She said somewhat confused. As she did one of the computers read cloning process strated then went back to displaying ship readouts.
“Quack!” a duck appeared in the med-bay and began waddling around.
”Yaay!”
”How do you always manage a duck!?”
Welcome!
there isn't much to say about this other than we are starting our comedy adventure THROUGH SPACE!!! You will play as truly anyone you want, and do pretty much whatever you wish as we putter along in space with an over arching story that is so far above the characters you couldn't even spot it with... well your imagination! The setting is a spaceship with no real layout so feel free to build it as we explore, and SPACE!
you will really be a clone of your character making death a real and common outcome of many actions. You can allow your self to be killed at any time, and try to kill anyone at any time, and if things get tight... use the duck! it could be used to block a shot, blade, punch, as an anchor when being sucking into a low pressure area, the duck is the all purpose plot device capable of everything save for talking and being killed.
Just don't try to kill someone if they don't want to be killed. Only I and the duck can do that, and I will give you a heads up when you are next, but you can't tell anyone!
Standard RPGuild rules and whatever I say... which is not a lot unless you are being a real jerk.
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Character sheets are open for you to post, build, make, import, copy (With user concent), paste, WHATEVER! (so long as it includes the above)
WELCOM TO SPACE!!!
no littering
Quack!
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