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4 yrs ago
Current deconstructions are fake lol
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5 yrs ago
"return of the mack, you know that i'll be back." in his bed, joe biden lurches awake, wild-eyed. many a year he has watched, waited for the mack's return. hes as ready as he will ever be. he t-poses
5 yrs ago
Today Show 9-11-01 ~ Live on NBC as Tragedy Occurred [s l o w e d + r e v e r b]
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5 yrs ago
40 hours into the mass effect remaster. gameplay is good but not sold on the plot changes. wish garrus would stop saying "reaper? i hardly know her!" laugh track on the normandy is a weird choice too
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5 yrs ago
fine, since you asked so nicely officer, i will confess my crimes. since i was seven years old i have refused to match any socks in my sock drawer. i practice sock hookup culture. i am a slut
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This looks interesting for sure. I'll weigh over whether I have time for it, so mark me down as tentative.
the fighting irish will make his debut today


"Saints of God, come to their aid. Come to meet them, Angels of the Lord. Receive their souls and present them to God the Most High."

There was little left of the three HFVs caught in Judah's beams of holy love; none of the wreckage that remained of the Rooks could be used to raise a hand against the Lord Jesus, Joan, or Rising Star. This was as it should be. None should exist that raised a hand against the Jannah's contingent. At the very least, a page needed to be torn from the storied playbook of the Holy Land - a page that dictated the very removal of any hand the infidels dared to raise.

But pirates were God's children, too. And since Father Joan Heidenreich had cruelly robbed them of their own breath, it appeared she would have to expend a few exhales of her own on their last rites. She had taken them out of commission within ten cruel seconds; equal prayer time was the least that men deserved, be they of God or otherwise.

"May Christ who called you take you to himself. May Angels lead you to Abraham's si-AIIII! Whoa!"

Missiles!


Judah, instinctively, banked to the right to avoid the twin projectiles. It would have been more difficult from within one of the enemy Rooks, or even a GT-011, but Judah was built for quick and heavy assaults - though not as fast as G-Valk, its evasiveness was within the same class, and Joan had little trouble with outwitting the clumsy forward attack of the two Rooks. The counterattack would prove to be more satisfying.

They had bungled, phalli first, into the prayer for their own deceased or dying associates. Oh well. Now their souls would just have to burn in hell for eternity and dance on the prongs of Satan's fork, all because of the careless machismo of their buddies. But no one could say Father Joan didn't try!

"Seriously!? Where's your fear of God!?"

As the Rooks swiveled to their left - Joan's right - to ready missiles again and hit either her or the Jannah behind her, the Great Lion bellowed to life again, cutting a diagonal path until she was floating alongside the two Rooks, forming an impromptu - and unwanted - right flank for the two pirate HFVs as they floated parallel to Jannah, still aimed at the pocket of space Joan's prototype had occupied two seconds prior.

This was the quick.

"No prayers for you, assholes~!"

And now the heavy.

The railguns spat God's love towards two men who now found themselves in dire, dire need of it.
FIRST POST MOTHERFUCKERS!

@Lasrever@Kit N Kat@Zarkun@Plank Sinatra@Onarax@gohKamikaze@EnterTheHero@Spoopy Scary@Dragonbud@Aziraphale

The fist post is up! Feel free to slot yourself into either: Doing security work for a ball of the rich and famous, on whose elbows you may rub, work with the MPs to stop some terrorists and muck through the underbelly of Vale, or participate in a spectacle to signify the unity of the world, and show off just how rad a hunter you are!

If you, for some reason, don't think any of these three can be done by any of you, let me know in PMs. Until then, I have to skedaddle for a while!


Our group of four will handle the ball.
@Plank Sinatra @Write

Both characters are accepted! I look forward to getting some Atlas-shrugged-tier objectivism from Noel, and for some reason Brennan is reminding me of Lamont Cranston. I also want to commend you for fitting more mecha references into one weapon than I would have thought possible. I'd tell him to shoot for the top with hard work and guts, but then I'd be ignoring all the other spice there. I might ask you to turn the weapon's capabilities down a little: my willingness to accept weird engineering realities only stretches so far, though I do like the concept. I leave fine tuning in your hands.

@Onarax
I really like the idea of changing the fundamental properties of dust with your semblance, and your character is really fun to boot! I look forward to working that into the plot, I've already got loads of ideas you're probably not going to like. Anyways, accepted! If you could tone down the strikethroughs, I think I'd appreciate it, but that's a personal thing and not really necessary.

I look forward to seeing @Krayzikk's sheet.


I appreciate it, but in the interest of full disclosure @Krayzikk was the one that came up with the original concept for the suits; I just created the partner unit. You'll see the original when he gets his profile up today, and if you have a mecha boner now, just wait a couple hours.
"Well..."

The girl looked uncertain for the first time all day, and cured the look by putting a cinnamon stick in her mouth and chewing on it thoughtfully. The only other person who had seen it was DRU, who the others did not consider a person at all, merely a tool brainwashed by Kimiko. They didn't know him like Kimiko did.

<<I T 'S S O E X C I T I N G T O B E H E R E>>

His words filled her with courage.

"It was a mask. Or...or a whole conk, but giving it the up-and-down it sure spied like a mask. It was just bumping gums right in the back of the truck, and all that golden fog was breezing from it. Thought I was pooped for sure. But one sock to the beezer and it knocked right off. Should still be back in the heap where I gave it the kiss off - it didn't take a powder or nothing."


And posting this profile for @Write since he's at physical therapy and can't post it himself:


@Plank Sinatra

Christ. Well, if they're good they're welcome, but I might need to start redesigning my plot if I end up with 12 characters. Oh well, that's what train rides are for.


Sorry for the inconvenience, but we were kind of among the first people to express interest. There won't be any problems re: quality though, don't worry.
The four of us (we couldn't stop roping people in) should have our sheets up tonight. We've been taking our time on them.

@Krayzikk @Onarax @Write
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