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5 days ago
Current So what part of keeping conflicts private do people not understand?
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9 days ago
COUNTER SPELL*
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9 days ago
Apologies for the disruption, please return to your smutty rps
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18 days ago
There's technically no rule against it...but there REALLY should be
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30 days ago
This week I am both moving, and am somewhat sick, so there shall be delays on posts. Apologies!
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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Most Recent Posts

@Saarebas-@MiddleEarthRoze
Execute Alistair, keep Loghain, have sex with Morrigan, defile the Urn, kill Lelianna, kill Connor, leave Sten at Lothering, kill Zevran after the first assassination attempt, keep the dog.

How to succeed at Dragon Age 101.


@Saarebas-@MiddleEarthRoze
Execute Alistair, keep Loghain, have sex with Morrigan, defile the Urn, kill Lelianna, kill Connor, leave Sten at Lothering, kill Zevran after the first assassination attempt, keep the dog.

How to succeed at Dragon Age 101.

That's not a bad suggestion, but let's try not to be a complete sociopath about this.
Let's see...I say Alistair is King because he slew Loghain and the Warden and his dog disappears because of some unknown quest (or if you have an idea for them to be a celebrity, we can do that too).
@Saarebas
For a flimsy lass on stick legs, Sketti was taking a liking to the way Biancca was thinkin'. And here he thought he'd be the only one who had a good head on his shoulders. He gave a wicked grin when she mentioned the Goblin, showing his golden teeth. Oh, he'd make sure that greenskin got in no one's way. That got him wondering at his luck though. Two greenskins were going to be bad, but Valya seemed to bless him with a joke that made his day and brought their numbers down. He still had one to contend with however. He supposed if the Greenskin got too...Grobi like, that would be enough of an excuse to gut him like the filth he was. The Dwarf grumbled and looked inwardly as Baecion strode by him imperiously. It took him all of 5 seconds to go from how he could get rid of the Goblin to his next query. Beard bristling, he looked at the slim newcomer in horror. "What the fuck is an Elf doing here!?"

@Culluket@BCTheEntity@Austronaut@Jbcool
Joseph 'Tank' Cooper



Interacting with: Detective Gregory @Lady Amalthea, Jeremy @Pundii




Tank took a quick moment to appreciate what was occurring below him. Seemed Alicia and Caesar had shit handled down there with the press. It was actually pretty amusing to watch, and he admitted that he was glad to have someone watch Cecily's back. The other two girls were helping too, he saw. Guess they had their uses. With that quick scan below he filed into his memory for later, he turned back to the roof. Two sets of footprints on the ground, he noted. One seemed to be Danica's trademark footprints, and the other was near the same size with more prominent treads, like a SWAT unit? "Interesting..." he said to himself, noticing a bit of blood too.

"Listen I don't give a damn if you are a cop and not spider man, we need a team up here. Well either learn to climb fucking fast or get those hose brains from Station 53 to up the ladder on that damn firetruck to roof and take that route. Oh you hadn't thought of that? And that's why you can't get a promotion you one nutted pond sucking nerf herder," Greg said before hanging up. Tank didn't take Greg for a Star Wars kind of guy. He let his fellow detective do his thing, scanning the footprints Tank had just seen, as well as the blood that seemed to indicate- "Tank. I think we need another crew on the next roof over." Tank flicked his toothpick over the side of the roof. "Well, since you asked nice."

The street savvy detective then gave a small stretch of his arms and legs, before swaying back and forth while squinting, as if deciphering the distance between the buildings. He took a few steps back, and then jerked forward a step as if he was about to sprint. "Kidding." he chuckled. "I'll head on over." He tilted an imaginary hat at Jeremy, and then made his way down to the street below. It was much easier going down, thankfully. To those outside, they'd hear a thump and a grunt, following by Tank walking out of the kicked-in doorway lightly flecked in dust. He shook his head and patted himself down, before pointing at a small group of newly arrived police officers. "You four, with me." he declared in a voice that was both casual, yet held no room for argument. He held up his badge while doing so.

Tank took out his weapon, and opened the door to the ground floor entrance slowly and cautiously. Behind him, he was flanked by 4 other police officers. The room was dark and full of terrors and musty, and within three seconds of the door opening, one flashlight beam from behind him bathed half the room in penetrating light. The seriousness of Tank's face faded away, to a deadpan 'what' look.
"...What are you doing?"
"What?" the officer behind him asked.
"What. are. you. doing?"
"I just..."
"Turn that flashlight off."
"But it's procedur-"
"Fuck procedure, man." Tank snapped, taking the flashlight out of the man's hands. "What if the suspect, possibly a murderer, had been in here?" he asked. "Flashlights help us see, but they announce our arrival as well. Give me a few seconds to give the 'all clear' before I ask for light, do you get it? Peripheral vision saves your life."
"Yes." the officer replied, and Tank tossed him back the flashlight. The next few seconds passed by awkwardly. "...Ok now I need some light."

Their ascent was quick and much less precarious than his climbing up the other building. It all went smoothly, other than one incident where two of the cops bumped into one another and almost fired their weapons. Needless to say that he now had 3 guns by the time he made it to the roof, only to hand the firearms back once they had the light of day to disillusion their fears. He called for a perimeter to be made around the building, and to check all of the rooms more thoroughly. "Yes, you can use flashlights. And keep the safety's on." he sighed, and almost kicked them down the stairs so he could check out the roof by himself. These guys only further added to his belief that society was heading down the shitter, not to mention the fuckin' murder that just occurred. After he took a deep breath, he relaxed his shoulders and looked around. Looks like someone indeed landed upon the roof, having tucked and rolled. Not an amateur, he noted. The spots of blood led to the fire escape, and then faded away around the back end of the building, leading towards an alleyway. The trail went cold after that, but at least he had an idea on what was going on now.
Red Strike (Ro'Kun)


As soon as the scene before him shifted like another reel in a movie tape, Ro'kun jumped. "Whoa! What?" he exclaimed. "Shiver! I didn't do it! Wait..." No, he guessed this new girl could teleport too? Ok, he got his bearings as soon as she told him he'd take most of the food and to grab a platter. "Uh, yeah sure." he said, grabbing it and holding it on one hand like a waiter. He felt pretty classy with it actually. "Oui mademoiselle, I am in ze mood for many zings." he said, then sobered up. "....Are there any steak beaked potatoes in there?"
@FunnyGuy@Wick
@Sleater#Fixer2016
If I have time, I shall throw my hat into the ring as well. I've been needing a non star wars Sci Fi.

Just know that whatever I make, they will be reptilian and probably honorable or warfaring. Why not both?
Generally speaking I play dwarves whenever possible (so no). Whenever I'm stuck with a human they're usually good looking but then again so am I. My current character here wouldn't be a good example lol. But that's just because I had to make him old to have been a former Union soldier

I have found my twin.

If I'm playing a human, I don't tend to make them ugly, because I'm fairly self confident. But I don't try for any particularly good looking character either.
However, I love playing Dwarves, as well as Lizardmen. If I am a non human, I usually go with 'cool' or 'badass' looking rather than attractive. They're generally not good looking though, conventionally.
The man finally decided to show himself, and he approached in a nervous, albeit honorable sort of fashion. Perhaps the Mandalorian wouldn't need to kill him after all. Sol'id didn't retreat or advance from his position. Just as the man was asking about what was going on, Sol'id heard a noise to the side, followed by "I'm going to have to ask you folks to drop your weapons. I'm also going to have to ask who the fuck you people are, and why the fuck you're on my ship.".

This was only the 2nd time, and Sol'id was already getting quite tired of people giving him orders, or being asked to put his weapon down for that matter. This newcomer also seemed to be the Captain, just like this one in front of him. He flexed his free hand, opening and closing it into a fist slowly.

The large warrior gave an audible breath through his visor, and the two men in this 'corellian standoff' didn't really seem to know just how close to violence Sol'id was. He made no immediate move or sound, and then as if a self preservation system was turned on within his body, Sol'id realized it would be in the best interest for his contract if he did not attack. "As I told this one-" Sol'id said, nodding to Gavon. "-I do not drop my weapons for anyone unless they have hired me. You can pry it from my cold dead hands, if you have the courage and skill to do so, and I am sure you don't." he replied. He made no threatening moves however. In fact he seemed completely at ease.

"I was assigned by your previous employer to guard special cargo that has been stowed away upon this vessel, to be delivered to a Skakoan scientist on Manaan by the name of Eraz Molan. I've been aboard this ship for longer than I know, for we have yet to reach that destination. Now that your question has been answered, I'd ask which one of you is Jacque? So far you both have claimed to own this ship, and I would rather not shoot someone useful."
Red Strike (Ro'Kun)


Hands in his pockets, he nodded in agreement. She was quite sexy, though of course many girls here were. He'd felt like he'd hit the jackpot winding up here when it came to chicks. Still, food was always the number 1 priority. Plus he had no idea when Shiver would whisk him away to Greek Mythology land and have him arm wrestle the devil. So might as well make the best of the present, and the best thing he can do now is eat a giant ass meal. "Hell yeah I'm hungry, Mamacita."
@FunnyGuy
@FunnyGuywill post tonight!
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