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5 days ago
Current So what part of keeping conflicts private do people not understand?
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8 days ago
COUNTER SPELL*
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9 days ago
Apologies for the disruption, please return to your smutty rps
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17 days ago
There's technically no rule against it...but there REALLY should be
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29 days ago
This week I am both moving, and am somewhat sick, so there shall be delays on posts. Apologies!
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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Had to edit and add the map I just made ^^
Also, ignore the sea monster <.<. I forgot to take away the editing tool
Morek stared hard at both the Dark Skayleigh and the Woad Elf that strode past him. Well, he had leftovers of his initial glare, and decided to show it to the rude Elf. He deflated when Zin and Laila strode in however, and simply gave them a defeated wave. Kayden eyed Nuva and Arasell, and chuckled at Geremiah, having heard and seen a few flamboyant Vrettonian Knights. The Prince winked at Laila, quite enjoying a mischief maker in the group. Behind them, three rough looking men followed them in and took chairs of their own. Two hand bastard swords, one at their hip and the other along their back. The third was a heavy Knight with a morningstar, his helm covering his head in its entirety.

As if on cue, as everyone sat down, there seemed to be a quiet energy about the young man at the center, as if he was suddenly 10 years older. Judging by his eyes and the hint of melancholy to his smile, he'd probably seen some things many haven't. "Ok, I believe that's everybody." Kayden said confidently, then stood up out of his chair, one hand resting comfortably on the hilt of the sword that was scabbarded to his belt, and the other on his hip. He gazed at them all levelly, and nodded in approval. "As some of you hadn't heard, but probably had guessed, I'm Kayden. If you accept these terms I am about to give you, that makes me your captain as well." He stepped and turned a bit, letting everyone have a good view of him. Morek grabbed a second torch and lit it as dusk turned to night. The insects chirped outside as they began.

"Before we begin, there are a couple things. First I'll speak about what is on everyone's mind. Loot." The three men that had entered, and possibly more, murmured in approval. "You get the bounty for what you kill yourself, but if we find loot somewhere, we save it, put it in a pile, and distribute it evenly. I'll hand you out items that will suit you, but of course you can discuss who should get what in a preferably non-violent manner. Which leads me to something I'll let you know before we start too. I'll say that just because I am a leader doesn't make me a strict boss. I'm not here to take away anyone's freedom. These are the Borderlands after all. The one place on Torek you get by on the sweat of your own brow, short of making the suicidal journey to the Southland. I'm wanting an open forum, and letting everyone have say." he said, and then sighed. It looked almost as if he didn't want to say the next part.

"That being said, I expect you to adhere to my orders when the swords are drawn, because the worst thing to happen to any company is a lack of discipline and cohesion. If I see someone screwing over another to satisfy their own interests, I'll kill them myself. I will also warn possible traitors in the group. You see I have a fail-safe or two on those who think they can fuck us over. Let me introduce you to Morek."

The muscled Dwarf strode over and stood beside Kayden, giving everyone a nod. "Well met." the Dwarf said. His first words since the meeting had begun. Kayden continued. "I count myself as a more than capable warrior, but I really have no doubt that Morek could kill anyone in this room, including me. I've seen him do things that I didn't think were possible or sane. Don't let the lack of speaking or the comical expressions fool you. Even if you could somehow kill him, he'd take you down with him."

A large and heavy shape landed with a graceful yet powerful force just behind Kayden, crouched. The shadowy figure loomed over him from behind, and let out an ominous hiss. Kayden didn't turn around, but glanced backwards and gave a pleased smile. "Meet fail-safe number two. His name is Jex." Morek gave the advancing shape a nod of respect, almost a bow. The shape stepped out of the shadows. It was a Drabarian, albeit an odd and particularly fierce one at that. With armored scales of green, and orange marks in the shape of blades running along its back and forearms, ridged spikes ran down its spine, it looked closer to a creature than a humanoid. Perhaps its most unnerving feature were its teeth, that glinted like metal in the torchlight. It's spiked tail flickered back and forth as it's yellow eyes gazed around with an unnatural intelligence. Despite the obvious beastial quality of him, he wore functional leather armor. Jex held a wicked recurve bow in his right hand, and a double headed Battle Axe was strapped to his back.

"Jex is a bounty hunter, and is playing a pivotal role in helping us find the quarry I invited you here to see. Which leads me to explain the mission." The Prince knelt down, reached under the table, and then pulled out a map that showed the region west of Starkvale. "Despite the prowess of me and my two friends, it's a harsh undertaking to relieve a keep of 50 men. Bandits." he said. "Many of you might have heard, but there have been an increasing number of attacks on caravans heading to the city through the greater Dethu'lun. These men have been organized and well armed, and they've disappeared time and again to an unknown location. Jex here was hired by them to pursue a runaway of their crew. He did his job and caught him, but instead of paying Jex like they promised, they decided to make some extra coin and betray him, and sell him as a slave." Jex bared his steel fangs at that. "No longer." the Drabarian said.

"It just so happened that we found our friend and freed him. He can lead us to their keep, which is in a secretive location. If we capture the keep, not only will we have 50 bandit bounties to our name, but a cavern system behind the keep leads us overlooking a camp of Ogres and Rogs that we can snare unsuspecting." he explained, meaning the fierce, and ugly creatures that frequently enjoy raiding human settlements. "Not only will we have the largest haul of bounties, but we will have two areas to conduct our guild business. A Guild hall in the city, and a Keep out in the wilds to establish a forward base, and sally forth as we wish. However, there is something we must speak of first."

Morek turned around, and walked over to a shadowed corner of the tower as Kayden paused for a moment, and with one hand, began pulling out a giant treasure chest that must have weighed hundreds of pounds. It was rimmed with brass, with a stout iron lock at its center. Morek set it behind Kayden, then bashed the lock apart with his Axe. The young captain turned around, and nodded to Morek. The Dwarf opened up the chest, to reveal not treasure, but a man with tousled hair bound and gagged. His eyes were wide and pleading, and he muffled a yell. "This is one of the bandits." Kayden explained before anyone could accuse him of kidnapping. "If he were caught by the Starkvale authorities, he'd have been hanged. We're a bit kinder, in exchange for information. Jex pried it out of him that tomorrow afternoon, there will be a prominent lord escorted by 15 knights to go through the forest-" he said, nodding south of them, 'closest to here. 30 of the bandits will be out collecting that juicy prize."

Morek shut the chest, and Kayden's face turned to them, youthful features now looking cut from stone. His dark eyes flashed in the torchlight, steeled. He seemed every bit the commander he claimed to be. "If you're not with me, leave now. Take the drink if you wish. But if you are going to be apart of the group, then I will let us have the decision making happen now. Do we attack them tonight, at their full strength, albeit unprepared for us. Or do we risk the Lord and his men's safety, while attacking on two fronts. I will say that I am loathe to simply attack their keep in full force and leave the caravan to die tomorrow, which is why I suggest some of us go to the Knight's aid and the rest of us attack the keep. I'll not leave them to their fates without aid, in good conscience. While you're at it, let us know who you are and what you can do to be an effective addition to the company."
@Free Faller@Fuzzybootz@Jbcool@The Fated Fallen@BCTheEntity@frapet@dragonmancer@boomlover@Austronaut@rush99999
In In My Pants 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Princess Mononoke in my pants lmao
@Free FallerExcellent post! And I shall make an update tonight for all of us. I'm hoping to get this ball rolling and into the dangah zone soon.
@FuzzybootzYou did fine. The only problem (and it wasn't just you) was that people have been saying that there was a door to knock on. In fact the guard tower is ruined because not only the top half is gone, but two sides of the walls have been crumbled in and people have been coming in that way. But no problem, I'm letting everyone know this, not you. Like I said, you did good ^__^

edit: You got it, free!
Red Strike (Ro'Kun)


They had wrecked the entire the forest near about! He'd been with a few women, but never one who was as strong as him. He hadn't had a work out like that in a long while. And those eyes that lit up when he spanked her, too. "You are entirely different than the others know aren't you?" she said as she pressed into him, still in his arms. "You mean I'm not ruggedly handsome and cool as hell?" he joked. "Well, I will also admit that a Goddess never saw fit to make me hers all night either, so we both got a surprise."
@Wick
PFC Colin Nelson


Colin wasn't a military mind, but he was a fine shooter and knew the best place for him to be. It was almost like a sixth sense to him, and he let out a calming breath as they drove to the battlefield in the tank. Most people would have felt a bit disheveled from how quickly events occurred, but honestly it was just his speed. He just needed to work up the courage to request something.

The armored vehicle bumped along the road, and quickly pulled into a yard. Colin and his team spilled out, his helmet almost falling over his face before he caught it. "Hey, excuse me." he said to the closest superior officer. "I-I'm much better as a distraction and single firing squad. If I am given leave, I might be able to find a good position to get their attention and cause a few casualties, and you guys can hit them in the flank when they turn." He might have been asking for permission to die, but this was what he was good at. "Y'see I'm a scout and well, it's what I do."

Red Strike (Ro'Kun)


Before he knew it he was snatched up and zoomed to a waterfall. He looked like he had just been laid on the way there, his thick hair a mess and his shirt disheveled. "What in the-" he said, before he was pressed against a tree, whispered to, and then kissed. His eyes widened, and as she kissed more he was getting all sorts of confused. Where had this come from? Who cares. Oh yeah, right. He gripped her hair with his left hand and spanked her with his right, his super strength making the slap audible for miles. He turned her around and pressed her to the tree, lifting her up and twirling her legs around him. "You'll get to know all night." he said. "I got no plans."
@Wick
Is there a chatzy for the game? If not it's cool, but just making sure I am not out of the loop lol
Red Strike (Ro'Kun)


Ro'Kun looked between Shiver and Enyo, his hands now slipping into his pockets as he drank in the situation. He could feel Enyo's incredibly strong grip on him, and he felt his face flush a bit. Still, Shiver was here too, plus Ro'Kun's brain took awhile to process social queues. "I didn't know I was meaning to go somewhere. I mean, I guess it's to find Omega. But I kinda was trying to figure out how this fricken watch worked." he said. "By the by, I wonder if there is a frequency to this watch thing." His ear twitched as Enyo whispered into it, and he admitted it felt really good. He shuddered a bit. Shiver's here, don't get pulled into this. he told himself. I'M NOT DOING THE PULLING. he argued back.

@Wick
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