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14 hrs ago
Current There's technically no rule against it...but there REALLY should be
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12 days ago
This week I am both moving, and am somewhat sick, so there shall be delays on posts. Apologies!
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25 days ago
Making out for a few minutes solves many problems
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26 days ago
Finally home and will post for my partners asap!
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27 days ago
I started ATLA late, around Covid. But I love the first series and think TLoK is pretty good despite some problems
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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Season 5 was my fave. Also the creators say they have plans that could last 19 seasons, which I think is milking it way too much.
Well, Cho-Lan's daughter was more impressive than Neil gave her credit for, he had to admit. Taya reminded him of how others must have seen himself. Never to be underestimated.

As the wind resistance caused the Highlander to buck, Neil felt the pain in his side deepen and he coughed from the sensation. He was glad it wasn't bleeding too freely. What was more concerning was the spores that seemed to drift from above them. A parody of spring pollen, wafting down like solid snow toward the planet. If Neil had to guess, they had aspects about them that helped switched the biochemistry of the ground to make the planet more habitable for the Xenos.

Too bad for them, the planet was already half industrialized, and the other parts were mountainous and rocky. Very little jungles or forests to alter for them. But it still boded ill for the defenders. It meant the Xenonids were here to stay if they had anything to say about it. On the sensors, he saw there were fast approaching larger organisms on the horizon. Those had to be the bioships. One look at the display monitor confirmed those suspicions.

The beacon above the console began to blink rapidly, and the display monitor showed multiple projectiles streaking towards their position.

"Hold on ladies." Neil quipped, flipping open the maneuvering display and typing out a quick algorithm to give him better control, before he banked the ship in a spin to the east. If it wasn't for the artificial gravity, they would have been tossed around the cockpit like a salad.

The sky and ground of Fornax spun, and Neil began to spiral the Highlander downwards, before churning the freighter and banking again, back upwards. The projectiles had flown too far off course by now, or had exploded among one another, showering light acid to the ground below. A few droplets hit the Highlander, but thankfully the shields were up.

The sky went from light blue to navy in color as the ascended, before it deepened into near blackness as they exited the atmosphere. Unfortunately, they were just getting into the danger.

"Well either the good Duke made an orbital wall, or that is a fuck load of Bioships." Neil said. He was somewhat exaggerating, but there was a staggering amount on the horizon, approaching the atmosphere in a horde. Mockeries of life and simply hungry for human hosts to inhabit. Neil pushed the throttle full tilt, making the Highlander a veritable missile among the slower moving Bioships. On the display monitor, Bioships passed and turned and fired at them, but for now Neil kept them at bay with his expert piloting. The pain of the bullet in his side keeping him very awake, though a grim laughter entered his throat from the tall odds they were facing.

On the monitor, Neil caught a few newer signals on the horizon. One was loud and abrupt, almost like a whale on sonar, but far creepier and eldritch in the noise it created. The other was a very quiet signal from another very large source, near the western edge of the outer orbit. "What the hell?" He breathed, calling for Lonney to pinpoint the smaller signal. He could guess what the large one was.

"Oi, not even a live signal. Or an active one, sir." Lonney replied. "Looks like a big freighter back o'er tha' way."

"Where is it heading?" Neil asked, flipping the auxiliary power on. Lonney replied with. "Looks like Vesuvius, one of the moons, sir."

Bleeding, sweating, and about to shoot his pride and joy of a dual owned ship into the endless void on a hope, Neil glanced Sayeeda's way. "You thinking what I'm thinking?" He asked, black hair matted and wild. At some point he must have bit his tongue too in all of the spinning, for a trickle of blood was caked by the edge of his mouth. "Cover me on the guns, will ya?"
@Penny
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I hadn't made the rolls yet mang


Ah, my bad. I thought we were keeping our previous ones but I misread. I'll edit and then remake the post if I get a good roll.
Iiiiiiiiiitty bitty postie post
The Hunter Strikes P. 2







The visceral spray of arterial blood from the lopped off Amiger's head showered Dax as he turned to survey the battlefield. His senses heightened due to his combat fueled adrenaline, he read the battle raging around him like a book. The Rogue's arrow had felled one, the corpse still lazily swinging as if it was too stubborn to die. Sevine was grappling with her foe, but it looked like she was gaining the upperhand, as were most of the team if only Dax could keep more Amigers from flanking them.

Dax kicked the headless, stumbling corpse of his foe over before he rapidly advanced to higher ground, reaching a rise in the uneven terrain and scrabbling up upon a large rock, his clawed feet finding perfect purchase as he retrieved his powerful hunting bow. Knocking an arrow into the weapon, he aimed down the shaft and gazed around the battle.

The wind whipped lightly, causing his small frills to sway as his tongue snaked out. His keen eyes adjusting to the light and distance within moments, and soon he found an Amiger that seemed a promising target. It was an Altmer with dual hand axes, lithe and graceful, but strong of arm and he looked as if he knew how to use them with deadly efficiency.

As Roze's opponent was felled, the Amiger saw the Breton keep her ranged weapon out. The Amiger crouching like a hunting cat, watching her with every measured step as he approached, hoping to catch her off guard to make an easy kill. Hoping to do exactly what Dax was doing, routing out the flankers so to turn the tide of battle in their favor.

Unfortunately for him, Dax merely waited three heartbeats before the twang of his bow shot into his eardrums, and the loosed arrow punched into the Amiger's rising head, fully slicing into his skull. The foe died immediately, and thumped upon the ground with a despicable twitching, his axes now fallen from his nerveless fingers. Daixanos was positive Roze would have seen the Amiger in time, but they were apart of a team.

He had to keep telling himself that. He and Tsleeixth were apart of this team. He needed to tell himself this, or else his anger would give way to prejudice, and he did not know what would happen then...


ME VS THE GMS, ROUND TWO.



@MacabreFox @Leidenschaft @Dervish


Me: "I mean the sheet probably won't be THAT good."
*opens*
Me:

"You know, I think they might be on to me." Neil remarked to himself as he crashed through the gateway that received workers and shipments from the outer stations of the facility. The small gate made of thin poles exploded from Neil's hauler, the mecha moving faster than any legal speed for a mech that size. Luckily, the workmen didn't really have any forewarning of a charging hauler, and were a bit too dumbstruck and scrambled to really react in time to bring a swift pursuit.

He slowed once around the next corner, trying to do his best to stomp casually as he made his way into the storage facility. Only problem was, he needed to actually pry open Taya's container. He hadn't gotten the key or the code. He guessed Taya was so done with this planet she cared very little for leaving a mess behind, but it didn't make it any easier for him. He found the correct block at least. C045, on the third level.

Neil took the lift up. The storage areas were large cubes, attached to one another along wide lanes. It seemed like a parody of a utilitarian suburban neighborhood. The lift let out a blast of air from the pistons, and he was drawn up to the third level, opening to reveal the lane that led right to the storage area. He let out a breath, realizing this was going to be a tricky situation, and he stabbed the fork of the Hauler under the door, lifting it up inch by inch to reveal the three Cryotubes. Needless to say, the alarm went off.

"Yeah yeah yeah." Red flashes and obnoxious honks echoed across the facility. Just as he was slipping the Cryotubes into his claws, the lift down the hall lowered. Neil turned his head, raising an eyebrow. It took less than 20 seconds for the lift to begin going back up, and upon it were four security officers with submachine guns, fully outfitted with flak vests and communicators.

"Hold it!" The lead man cried as one of his partners behind him began to murmur into his comm, and Neil knew he couldn't afford to wait for their backup. He turned his Hauler, the Cryotubes a buffer in front of him. Luckily, there weren't many spaces within the cockpit either for bullets to enter. He was fairly safe from small arms fire unless they got lucky themselves. "I said hold it! Drop the Cryotubes, now!"

"Oh you mean these Cryotubes right here?" Neil replied like a whip, and shoved one of the tubes forward. It slid off the Hauler's claws and spun slowly down the lane, going about 30 km if he had to guess. The men let off a few rounds, one bullet ricocheting off Neil's Hauler, but the others going wide. They scrambled to get out of the way of the Cryotube. One guardtripping over himself, having to be yanked out of the way by his partner before he was flattened.

It has been a ruse however, as Neil had moved his Hauler expertly, charging down the lane behind the Cryotube and lifting it up again once the lift area was clear. Casually he bumped one of the recovering men with a claw, knocking him into another storage cube's doorway with a resounding 'thud.'

"Neil what is the hold up?" Sayeeda asked on the comm. She would hear gunfire as the other men did their best to collect themselves, unloading their weapons on the Hauler as the lift carried Neil down toward the first floor.

The bullets glanced off the Hauler's visor and cockpit, save one. Neil let out a cry of pain when one bullet punched into the meat of his side. He thought it wasn't a fatal wound, or even something to worry about if he got it bandaged. But he already felt the warm blood seeping down his hip, and the cold feeling of an open wound in the air. It wasn't like he'd never been shot before, however, and through force of will he moved the Hauler the last mile to the hanger bay. Other than a few confused men and women trying to get out of his way, the coast was clear.

"Yeah, had a small complication." He said, sounding somewhat tired. "Nothing I can't handle."

Lonney opened the back Hanger, and the Hauler's feet gripped the Xarconian steel of the ramp as it balanced the three Cryotubes, moving up one step at a time. Neil felt like it took an eternity, but in reality it was less than a minute before he dropped the three workable (but scraped) Cryotubes into the loading bay. The Hauler's hatch would open, and he painfully climbed out as quickly as he could, hitting the ground in an agile, but less than smooth landing, and making his way to the Cockpit.

"Aight, let's take this baby for a ride." He said breathlessly to Junebug. Sweat beaded on his forehead, and there would be the odd droplet of blood down the cockpit access corridor. But he gave off a feral determination with the look in his eyes. "Ready Lonney?" He called as he flipped a few switches.

"Aye, First Mate Neil sir!" The AI replied, Neil glad Sayeeda had powered up the engines. All he had to do was lift her up and take the landing gear off, switching the pilot to manual and flipping on the sublight engines to be used very shortly. "Let's get the hell out of here," he said, turning on the throttle.
@Penny
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Don't make me Batista Bomb you.


@The Fated Fallen You have disappointed NO ONE. You do what you need to <3

@Fetzen Don't worry bud. I know what life is like. Glad you're somewhat better.
I mean, even Akatosh says to 'Worship the Nine' so it's those uppity Elves that are heretics.
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