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Recent Statuses

1 hr ago
Current Kuro is right, Elite. That counts as spam. Please do not do that
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3 days ago
I am currently at work but tonight I will be making the proper warnings and reprimands
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3 days ago
Alright, we're all going to stop talking about this right now. Any further comment will get a warning, and any comment after that will be reprimanded.
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4 days ago
So is there a problem I should know about? Tell me now or I'll have to go looking and you won't want that.
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8 days ago
Disclaimer: Kinkshaming isn't good I am just fucking around (in case anyone thinks that is a legit new rule lol)
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 30
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






Me

Most Recent Posts

In 24 hours, post fall like...like...LIKE MELONS.
Tromm
I'm fairly lucky I am white enough too to most peeps, thanks to mom's side. My brother is so pale no one ever questions it lol.
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I'm wondering if you can bring up your native heritage to argue that your ancestry has been here longer than his has, so you have a greater claim to any 'original demographic ethnostate' but I have a strong feeling he wont see that as valid for some reason.


I believe the white man has claimed America through 'Right by Smallpox'
-Andreyich probably.
By God, what road shall he choose!?


Legitimately, I am wondering if you literally meant racial demography @ReonenMiruel Not that I think you meant anything else but still wanna make sure.

@The Fated Fallen Awwww. Ok you get another day
Mdk doesn't want to make some people uncomfortable? What is he, some sort of arrogant asshole!?
"Lucky my gun's old fashioned then." Neil said in regard's to Junebug's malfunctioning submachine gun. He'd used plenty of state of the art weaponry before, most recently when he had the flamer during the Xenonid attack. But his old mech fighter had a revolving cylinder cannon for its main armament, so he had taken up a .44 magnum in homage to it. There was no strain on the chambers with the bullets, thankfully. It might not have as rapid of a rate of fire as many guns, but it was reliable and it had stopping power.

His hair and body were soaked, though the sudden warmth of the dying day changed that. He could already feel a mellow heat washing over him. He enjoyed heat more than most, but it had been very harsh here. It was more than welcome at the moment, however. He still did undo his revolver, taking it apart and making sure to dry the bullets. It might be reliable but you never know when water was involved. Even laser rifles had trouble with water.

"Quetzalli" the woman said, somewhat enchanted and elated that she had not only had escaped with her life, but she had helped the Starmen in doing so. Her previous gazes at Neil also showed a bit of what she was planning, but at the moment she was just happy to be free from Wetumpkah and being around such strange and wondrous people.

If Neil was reading her mind, he'd be grinning at how she'd feel about a full set of clothes and maybe some well cooked meals. Or a soft bed for that matter. But at the moment he was just putting the bullets back in his gun and strode over to the woman and Junebug. Neil's brows were raised as the woman looked to him and pointed to herself. "Quetzalli."

"Is that her name?" Neil asked, and Junebug gave a nod and a grin.

"Fuckin' sweet. I'm Neil." He said, then realized he spoke far too many words. "I mean uh..." He pointed to himself. "Neeeeeiiiil" he said slowly. She reached over to grab his hands, enfolding them in her own as she batted her eyes at him, her voice a sultry whisper. "Neil"

"Oooooh kay." He chuckled, trying to keep her focused on them surviving still. Honestly he felt like she was a cool woman, because she seemed about as crazy and exciting as him. But he'd just gotten out of a melee and he was still woozy from the bonk to the head. Might want to make it back to the Highlander before they picked out drapes. "Let's see if we can find some place to lie low." The pilot said, and though the woman was somewhat unfamiliar with this part of the jungle, it was not too hard going as they made it a few miles deeper into the woods.

"Taya" the younger woman said, giving a wave to Quetzalli, and the other nodded in turn.

Once the sun was fully down, two moons appeared above them. They had found a small glade to rest for awhile. Neil volunteered to climb a tree and see if there was any fruit up there, as Junebug had deciphered from who Neil called 'Zalli' that a pear shaped, pink fruit was good to eat. He'd just found a couple in the dark when they heard a roar that reverberated off the trees, sending a cold chill up each of their spines.
@Penny
Just thought I add, I’m open to collabs with Brynja, so lemme know if you’d like to do one!


"I cannot fight them all and live." He stated, more out of giving advice than any sort of fear. Yes, he knew of slave revolts and had dreamed of it for years, as he had not been born a slave. This life of servitude had been thrust upon him, just as the chains on his wrists. However, there was a sense of destiny surrounding this woman, and he had seen her perform miracles. He was not to abandon her, even in such a state as this.

And as much as it grated him, he had also gotten used to having a master. One day, hopefully he would change that.

The Great Serpents lazily coiled and slithered across the illuminated cavern beneath them. One of them gazed up at the Sorceress and the slave, a tongue the size of Rhaak's arm flickering out as it tasted the air. Its iris was the size of his Scimitar, an endless blade of darkness. Rhaak had never before felt as close to a meal as he did as when the serpent looked at him. Though it did not approach, and he wondered why that was.

The stairway seemed large enough-
Rhaak's eyes caught the statues that framed the archway, and he decided to try something. With a look to Amira, he stepped forward cautiously, his every muscle tensed as he did so, before his foot passed the statues and stepped down upon the first step. The serpents that were not gazing his way were coiling and hissing, but the one that had watched them curiously suddenly drew itself up, and approached with sinuous grace.

Rhaak stepped back immediately and held his Scimitar defensively, and the Serpent halted its advance as soon as he re-entered the archway, seemingly uninterested. Rhaak looked to the statues, and wondered what to do.

"They are the pagan Gods Muhamara and Bresia," Amira declared, though her sharp, enchanting eyes showed a hint of curiosity at the strange behavior of the serpents as well. "We shall use them."

Luckily, the statues were not large. Merely a tad bigger than the busts that Praelians were so fond of, and Rhaak, at Amira's behest, ripped them out of the stone and held them under each of his arms. He then knelt down for Amira to ride upon his back, so both of them would be between the statue's warding powers.
@Penny

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