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Nakano Nagi

Mentions: Asumi@Ambra, Munehisa@Solace, Masashi@Zombehs


Well, wasn't this a cavalcade of fuckups? Nagi closed her eyes and suppressed a groan as Masashi described how the rest of her friend group and associated hangers-on somehow got themselves involved with what sounded like a serial killer case. Son of a bitch. If anything, this kind of shit was just going to make the fucking curfew even worse. And wasn't that just a bundle of fun?

Of course, Mune beating her to the punch on making up an excuse was bad in the immediate sense. Asumi would buy that godawful story just from her nosy ass wanting to set her best friend up with someone. Masa, on the other hand...well, they'd known each other long enough that he could most likely smell the bullshit from a mile away about that being hilariously out of character for herself. At least that part Nagi could salvage a bit.

"Oh, for fuck's sake. Let's not get it twisted." Nagi sighed, running a hand through her hair. "Translation: I conned Mune into buying me food. He asked me for dating tips and I told him to stop being a pussy and go to the gym until he had a six-pack and some arms. The end. Let's get back to the important part. No one said anything stupid when you were being questioned, right?"
DRAGON'S DOGMA 2 ANNOUNCED

THE WIND IS PUSHING MEEEEEEEEEE
INTO THE CLOUDS AGAIN, I FEEL THE BLOOD IN MY VEINS
TIME IS RUNNING FREEEEEEEE



Possibly interested if you still have slots. No worries if you don't.
Vyandar Urthac


It seemed his concerns were unfounded. From the moment the first aasimar walked into the tavern, Vyandar instinctively knew she was a fellow Envoy. Then the obvious devotee to Sol in the fancy armor. Another aasimar. Two more humans. His fellow creations of the gods certainly weren't very imaginative in choosing their hosts by race, were they? Not even an elf or even half of one among them. And it seemed a few had heard his little sermon in the city center. It was wasted on them, of course. Converting a fellow Envoy to the sole worship of another god was unthinkable, if not impossible. Agamemnon, Sol, Qhalus, Reemis, and Astarte. What an...eclectic bunch of choices.

"It's good to be appreciated, though I was hoping for converts." The dragonborn grunted back to the apparent Envoy of Agamemnon, examining her for a moment. "Hm. You're clearly not the Empress of Brudel. Odd. If your patron would have had anyone represent him, I'd figured it would have been her." He said quietly before taking a swig of ale. No sense in sounding like a lunatic by saying that they were all envoys of the gods as loudly as he could.

Vyandar continued to eat and drink as he examined his fellow Envoys. Of course, first impressions mattered little in the long run, especially considering he'd yet to see how they fared in battle. But at a first glance...well, at the very least, the one known as Orial damn well couldn't be trusted with the party's funds, if she squandered her own so readily on a pint for the house. Especially considering she was Qhalus's Envoy.

The innkeeper's interruption brought some thought to Vyandar's mind. He wanted to reject the offer outright, if only because it wasn't a guaranteed battle on top of the fact that missing militiamen had little to do with Sol or the Ancients. But...they'd been called to this tavern specifically for a reason. Was this seemingly trite job divine intervention, perhaps? But why? A chance to speak to this city's marshal? Was that it?

The cleric waited for the innkeeper to leave their earshot before speaking, finishing one last bite of his meal.

"Vyandar Urthac. Was already a cleric of Anhur before all this began. He grunted, introducing himself.

"In any case, it's likely not coincidence that we were called here specifically. Unless Sol's champion understands more of our orders than the rest of us do, I'm to believe that this is divine providence. Either we find something to help us along this path, or the reward of speaking to that lord leads us somewhere." Vyandar rasped his two coppers, jerking a finger in Aurelian's direction.

"In any case, outside of taking that job, I've no other ideas at the moment. Unless we all care to raid the Empire." He stated, entirely serious. "Look at our domains. Empires, the Sun, Debauchery, Vengeance, and both representatives of War. Evidently, our patrons had something especially violent for us in mind."
Vyandar Urthac


Coris. Vyandar had been here before. Back when his past life...back when he had served that tour of duty against the Empire. Mere months ago, before the contract had ended and the company returned to Malia for other work. Including the one that killed them all in the end. They'd spent their leave away from the front in this city.

It was difficult to believe that it hadn't been that long since he'd been here last. And at the same time, it didn't matter at all. There was a job to do. A holy mission. Fortunately, he'd made good time since making landfall in Farwatch. The trek to Coris had been eventful enough, with Vyandar being able to honor Anhur a good few times through encounters with bandits and highwaymen on the roads. Still, they'd made for poor sport in the end. Best to unite with the other Envoys quickly.

And yet, as Vyandar passed through the city's main square, something told him that there was time. Time enough to make a brief stop. The way this city treated their impending demise at the hands of the Empire had always...disgusted his past incarnation. But their gold had been good, and he had his orders. Now, though? Now he felt he had the words to express it. And the freedom to do so. To maybe spread Anhur's dogma to even one person in this greed-filled hole.

Vyandar stopped in the middle of the city square, slamming his shield into the stone to get the attention of those around him.

"Nuniel comes for you all! A tide of blood rises from the north! The knights of Latis do everything in their power to hold back their advance! But what of Coris? You sit back and expect your wealth to save you. I have taken your gold! I have spilled more blood in the name of Coris than any of you ever have! Does that not fill you with shame? That a foreign sellsword has bled more for your beloved home than any of its native sons and daughters have?!" The dragonborn bellowed. Good. He had their attention. Now for the message.

"People of Coris, it is not too late to rectify your errors! To save yourselves! Honor the God of War, and he will bless you in battle! Take up arms yourselves! Invest your wealth in the cause of survival! Swords and shields to take to the front, and men and women to bear them! Do not wait for others to bring you salvation, when only through war at your own hands will you free yourselves from the blight of the Empire! Join your armies! Go to the front! Kill in defense of your home, and Anhur will grant you strength!"

Vyandar caught his breath from his ranting and raving, picking his shield back up and starting to walk off, heedless of whatever reception he'd gotten from those around him. He'd spread the word. It fell to the people of this blasted city to determine whether or not they wished to heed it. For now, Anhur pulled him in a different direction.

___

At the Red Snapper, Vyandar took a stool at the bar, setting his shield down next to him as his sword lay sheathed at his side.

"Ale and meat." He rasped to the tavernkeep, setting some silver down on the counter to pay for it. Now, where were his fellows...? Vyandar could feel them in close proximity, but were any here inside the tavern already? Despite having clear knowledge of his holy mission, Vyandar knew little of the other Envoys. If they were like him, would he be able to tell on sight?

He shifted slightly in his stool as a bowl of stew and a mug of ale were shoved in front of him, turning to watch the rest of the tavern with a wary eye as he ate and drank.
Nakano Nagi

Mentions: Asumi@Ambra, Munehisa@Solace, Masashi@Zombehs, Hakuro@FalloutJack


April 24, 2025


That night, after getting back from school, Nagi had promptly cooked herself dinner and divvied up leftover portions for her father tonight and his, hers, and Asumi's lunches tomorrow. It seemed the old man was running late tonight, and Nagi really didn't have the energy to discuss her day, or more accurately, lie about it. So she promptly dragged herself up to her room and laid down in bed.

Surrounded by an ecelectic mix of plushies, Buchimaru merchandise, wrestling memorabilia, and a punching bag, Nagi grabbed her tablet and booted up a certain web page. While she didn't know the dumbass on sight or anything, she knew some weird kid from her school started up some podcast this year and liked to gossip. A lot. Unfortunately, there wasn't exactly much on Okamoto on either that site or the unofficial school board.

"Craaaaap." She groaned, setting her tablet aside as she murmured to herself. "So much for the easy idea. Now I'll have to actually ask the fucker in person. If he's not wasting my time, that is..." Nagi trailed off, deciding to turn in early for the night. As enjoyable as beating the shit out of that giant wasp was, the emotional outburst and the surprising drain of actually using her weird superpowers did tire her out.

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April 25, 2025




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After class, Nagi did her usual routine of starting to walk home with Asumi, Masa, and Mune. Surprisingly, Asumi hadn't made the assumption Nagi had figured she would. Yet. Masa'd probably bring it up in a bit just to give her shit. God damn it, she should have bitten him harder when they were kids. Prick.

But her musings were cut off by Asumi's most recent words.

"Wait, wait, wait," Nagi grabbed Asumi's arm in alarm. "Back the fuck up. You guys got fingered by the cops? Details. Now." Maybe some pussy normal person would think she was overreacting. But as the daughter of a known yakuza oyabun, being taken in by the police was never not going to be cause for alarm for Nagi. Of course, she definitely wasn't trying to dodge making shit up about what she and Mune had been up to. Not at all. Nope.
Nakano Nagi



When next she opened her eyes, Nagi found herself outside the entrance gate of the school. As in, right next to it. She slumped against the wall, running a hand through her hair as she caught her breath.

“Holy shit…” She murmured, taking a moment to look herself over. Uniform, check. Bag, check. Brass knuckles, back in her pockets. Gun...nope. Damn. Would’ve been nice to have kept it, though Nagi supposed it was better to not have it on her person at the moment. After all, it wasn’t as if her school bag was spacious enough to accomodate an entire assault rifle. Now, what was she missing…?

Oh, right.

Nagi looked to her side.

“You awake, Mune? There’s no way in hell I’m dragging you all the way to your house.”

The boy had spilled out onto the ground, laid on his back with his limbs sprawled out as they were returned to the ‘real’ world. “Barely,” Munehisa whined, sitting upright and rubbing his forehead. “I don’t think I’ve ever felt this exhausted in my entire life, even after basketball practice.”

Seeing that his lounging was beginning to attract the occasional glare of attention, Munehisa let out an exasperated sigh, slowly rising with an audible wince. “I think I broke my ass,” he half-joked, looking back up towards the ordinary architecture of their school. There was simply no way that any of their friends would believe a single word about what had happened just now– Personas, beehives, that alternate version of Miss Okamoto. Even he couldn’t believe it to be some parallel universe. “You down to just, forget everything and never step in there again? I don’t even know how you would get back– oh right, that app on my phone.”

Nagi looked askance at Mune. While she was relieved he was alright, what he was saying, well…

“Mune, we already got dragged in once. What’s stopping that shit happening again? Let’s face it, we’re probably gonna have to stamp this problem out ourselves if we don’t wanna get jumped by an alternate world just turning a corner in school or something.”

She sighed, fishing her phone out to check the time. And...huh. That app hadn’t been there before. Judging by what Mune had just said...

“Plus, somehow that app you’re talking about got on my phone too. Pretty sure none of this is gonna leave us alone if we stick our heads up our asses and pray. No one’s gonna believe us, so we’ve gotta deal with this before someone like, I dunno, Asumi gets dragged in-” Nagi paused, checking her texts with a groan.

“Aw, fuck. We forgot about the study session. Don’t think you’re in any shape to go, and honestly, I don’t really have the energy for it either. Ugh...screw it. I’ll come up with something to tell Asumi tomorrow. Or I’ll let her believe we ran off to make out or something, that’s probably the first thing she’d think of.”

He lacked an animated reaction towards Nagi’s last sentence, only rolling his eyes as Munehisa was cosigned to their new duty. “Ughh, I guess you’re right,” he pouted, instinctively pulling out his phone upon her mention of the app now appearing on her device. His tongue clicked upon seeing that he’d received five unread text messages, opening the inbox to see that they were all from Asumi hounding him about their whereabouts over the span of a few hours. “Yeah, I’m definitely goin’ straight home. I need a damn nap,” he pocketed the phone, thinking back on the final glimpses of the escape.

“Was that really Okamoto, though? Like, there’s no way it was someone else, but… this whole thing just gives me a headache,” Munehisa briefly pondered on the supposed overlord of their school’s alternate universe before his mind drifted to their newly acquired superpowers. “Hey, you heard it too then, right? That ‘other’ voice, calling itself a Persona? Yours was pretty badass, too!”

“Huh? Oh, yeah. Was yours screaming at you to kill people too? Because mine was.” Nagi shrugged at the thought. Then something else occurred to her. “By the way, since your outfit changed, I guess mine did too. You get a glimpse at all? Because I didn’t have the time to tell other than I had a jacket on my shoulders.”

Nagi quickly fired off a response text to Asumi as she spoke, telling her that something came up and she’d tell her about it tomorrow.

“Anyways, beats me if it was or not. Probably shouldn’t be talking about it just off school grounds, though. In case she gets any more creative ideas on how to give our class shit. Should probably skedaddle the fuck on outta here too before someone gets on our ass for loitering.”

“Mine wasn’t that edgy, no,” Munehisa shook his head, tapping his shoes together and hoisting his backpack over his shoulder. Her indirect mention of Okamoto brought a frown to his lips, stirring a pinch of resentment in his stomach. “If it’s true, I just can’t believe she already knows about it, but just wants to lead a witch hunt anyway,” he bit the inside of his mouth, sighing. “But whatever, enough for today then. I’ll see ya tomorrow, Nagi.”

“Yeah, yeah.” Nagi sighed back, waving him off as she started to walk off. “Go home, get some sleep. We still gotta deal with her shit tomorrow too.”
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