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Iraleth Kyrios


Iraleth could feel the influx of essence from the moment she stepped into the room. She paused for a moment, taking it in. How gratuitous. At the very least, Wingram was sparing no expense in this matter. Even the facilities available in Vaal Nero's cathedral hadn't matched up to this. The half-elf resisted the urge to let out a low whistle, and continued on into the room. She found her seat easily enough, marked in the center row towards the right, and promptly sat her plated behind down in it, reaching into her bag to extract her study materials.

Classroom and book learning had never been a strength of hers. Even learning scriptures as part of her religious education had been trying, and arguably the most difficult part of her path towards becoming an Astran paladin. That only meant she had to focus and try harder. There were a few minutes left before class was supposed to begin, but it didn't hurt to prepare now.

Though it was difficult to get into the right mindset to focus when Iraleth could practically feel eyes on her every now and then. She looked up and glanced around for a moment only to catch...ah. The girl with the crippling Ethos. Otis was seemingly trying to bargain with her for a change of seating, so Iraleth only settled for dryly raising an eyebrow at Chloe, waiting to see how she would respond. What, was the other half-elf sore over Iraleth's easy defeat of her yesterday? If so, it was just karma for how Chloe had been treating those she'd defeated before Iraleth arrived on the scene.
In SPIRITUM 3 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
In SPIRITUM 3 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
In SPIRITUM 3 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Role-wise I think I'm settling on a gunblade frontliner. Sheet should be up within a day or two, hopefully.
Ranbu no Izayoi


In all honesty, Izayoi was more than surprised that this situation wasn't about to end in violence. For a moment, she found herself disappointed. She wouldn't have blamed Galahad a single whit should he have decided to heed his father's call, but it seemed sense won out in the end.

Still, the fact that the remainder of their party set themselves against Artorias did bring some measure of reassurance to Izayoi. Well, Arton did, at least. Eliane was simply insisting on making a nuisance of herself. Given that Izayoi wasn't the host, nor did she care about offending the aforementioned, it wasn't her problem.

"If you insist." She nodded in response to the dragoon's words, following him as the party made to leave. Her night wasn't quite over yet, if Galahad's insistence was any indication, but at least she wouldn't be spending any more of it in such intolerable company.

___

The lodge was well-furnished and empty, resembling a knight's chapterhouse more than any hunter's home of the sort. Rich tapestries and dragon skull trophies aligned the walls, with plenty of lighting by way of candles and lanterns. By the time Eliane checked her effects, she would find a note on her person that certainly hadn't been there at any point in time she'd noticed before. On inspection, it opened to reveal the Skaelian royal insignia, along with SEED's emblem. It read:

Dame Commander Laruelle,

Destroy this message upon reading its contents. For the duration of your operation, you are under SEED's purview. This will be forwarded to Overseer Baramoux at the earliest possible time. Your orders are as follows:

Every single one of your companions is of interest to the security of the Skaelian crown. If you find actionable intelligence upon any of them that would be of detriment to Skael, it is your duty to report such. Of particular note is the mercenary referred to as Arton Yule. Any discrepancies regarding him are of highest priority to call in.


Following the directive was a detailed set of instructions regarding where to send information by courier and by what channels. At the end, the command to destroy the message upon memorizing it was issued again.

@Click This

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By the next morning's dawn, Goug waited for the party in the lodge's common room, lifting a mug of coffee with both his hands.

"Top of the morning, kupo! There's staff with breakfast out shortly, then we ought to be on the road again. Just let me know when you want us to set off, kupo."
Shinozaki Yurie


"Ow! Bitch!" Yurie hissed in annoyance as she was bonked on the head, scowling up at D'arcmon while rubbing the spot where she was hit. Her irritation, however, was summarily forgotten about as the angels went on. The advancement of human techology wound up creating an entirely different world? What the fuck? Well, points for creativity, at least. Even if this was some sort of insane hallucination brought on by too much energy drinks and Strong Zero, what else was she going to be able to do but play along? Like it or not, this was where she was at.

These specific artificial intelligences apparently took the form of Christian imagery...what, were they derived from TempleOS's data? Still, at least this was somewhat familiar territory for her.

"Alright, saying I buy this," Yurie finally let up on her scowl at the female angel, instead looking at both in turn. "If you're all just, what, AIs? This whole potential thing. How? You want us to just screw with your registry until you're stronger? Actually, second question: which Digimon? You guys?"

She paused, looking to MagnaAngemon specifically.

"You could already hit us with a universal translator, so it can't be as easy as getting us to just open up the command line. How do you do that, anyway? And what code are you running on?"


Iraleth Kyrios


The decision to make the oath hadn't been easy. Iraleth was naturally suspicious of Otis already, and whatever he was up to now wasn't helping. Still, she had every intention of keeping her promise. After all, if she didn't like what she saw, Otis's oath had no injunction against Iraleth taking action herself.

All she saw, however, only served to raise more questions than answer her suspicions. What had all of that been about? What was Goetia? And furthermore, why her? This wasn't the place to ask, though. Inquiring now was dangerously close to violating the oath, given the amount of people around to overhear. Furthermore, no reasonable person would bother speaking of the matter in public anyway.

Instead, Iraleth simply gave Otis the stink eye as she followed him out of line without him so much as acquiring the coffee he'd promised. If he was going to be like that, she saw little need to answer his question. And besides, explaining the situation with Ciara sounded like a terrible idea. The duel shouldn't even be happening, much less turn into a public spectacle. The less who knew, the better. As the Strigdae sat, Iraleth caught Ciara's eye.

"Do as you will." She said flatly, turning to leave. "There wasn't much remaining yesterday worth speaking of. I'll see you in class."

@ERode @Estylwen
Expressing interest
Renar Hagen


This situation with their newest tagalong was rapidly devolving into a comedy. Or at least, it would be if Renar couldn't see where this was going. While he'd prefer that Fanilly have handled the situation more firmly, at the end of the day, it didn't matter all too much. That said, it'd be best if someone impressed certain information upon the girl before she did something particularly stupid. Sun and Moon, not even Serenity was this willfully obstinate regarding the captain.

"Let me handle this." Renar murmured aside to Fionn, giving his friend a firm pat on the shoulder before striding up on towards Gertrude.

"Gertrude, was it? Walk with me for a moment." He leaned in closely, speaking quietly so that the others couldn't overhear.

"Frankly, you should be grateful that the Knight-Captain is as...lenient as she is. Were some other people in her position," No points for guessing what other alternative there would be. "They wouldn't have quite tolerated such disrespect so nearly as well. So thank the goddesses that Captain Fanilly is a decent sort. Now, I'd invite you to think very carefully as to the opportunity you have here. Association with the Iron Rose conveys many benefits, both direct and indirect. If the Knight-Witch sent you to aid us, you may as well have carte blanche to join the order. After all, you have to be useful in some capacity. Now, ask yourself if you truly want to offend the person who has final say on whether you get a generous stipend, fine quarters, and finer food." His smile didn't quite meet his eyes.

"Moreover, even should you continue on with us with your attitude, ask yourself if any of the rest of us will be willing to tolerate it overmuch once we're out of a situation where death isn't final." Renar backed away, his smile more threatening than comforting. "Food for thought, as it were."

@Octo @The Otter
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