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Who wants to bet that @Lord Wraith's first post featured a sex scene, and he'll arrive to brag about it in less than five minutes?
The site I first RPed on closed well over a decade ago, so it's impossible to find any of my stuff from there. Which is for the best. I started doing these games at a very young age, I'm very confident much of those early years would cause me unbearable pain to revisit now.
My very first character sheet from 15+ years ago was one sentence, excluding name and age.
Followed by my very first post which was two sentences.
Yeah. Look at @Master Bruce as an example. He really went out of his comfort zone when he took up the mantle of the Bat for this game. We should all commend his bravery.
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110% is more likely.


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You were Green Arrow.


And that's where that 2% leeway came in handy.
Man, some of these colors you people use for your dialogue is rough. A couple times they're hard to even read without highlighting the sentences.
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Probably. I don't remember the game at all, but there's like a 72% chance you were.


That must mean there's a 98% chance you were Punisher, Daredevil, or some obscure detective.
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On the whole long distance thing.
>First Relationship since edgy 14 year old.
>Met her in America while I was there.
>Get close real fast.
>Go home cause ofc.
>Still talk all the time, romantic thanks to internet.
>Book flights to go see her.
>End up breaking up a month before set to fly.
> R.I.P Me.


That sucks. Hopefully, the booked flights weren't a complete waste.
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Does she live in Vancouver? Is her name Alberta? Does she suck like a Hoover?


I knew you, of all people, would understand the reference.
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Ha! Joke's on you! I've had four girlfriends--but I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON AN ACTUAL DATE. Therefore, by virtue of the thing happening in the present, it is very much not like my first actual date!



Damn. I suck.


Four "girlfriends" minus two hands leave you with a blow-up doll, and a girl in Canada whom none of your friends have ever met and is always unable to visit.

The whole no actual dates thing makes complete sense.
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