Who wants to bet that @Lord Wraith's first post featured a sex scene, and he'll arrive to brag about it in less than five minutes?
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110% is more likely.
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You were Green Arrow.
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Probably. I don't remember the game at all, but there's like a 72% chance you were.
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On the whole long distance thing.
>First Relationship since edgy 14 year old.
>Met her in America while I was there.
>Get close real fast.
>Go home cause ofc.
>Still talk all the time, romantic thanks to internet.
>Book flights to go see her.
>End up breaking up a month before set to fly.
> R.I.P Me.
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Does she live in Vancouver? Is her name Alberta? Does she suck like a Hoover?
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Ha! Joke's on you! I've had four girlfriends--but I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON AN ACTUAL DATE. Therefore, by virtue of the thing happening in the present, it is very much not like my first actual date!
Damn. I suck.