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5 yrs ago
Current I just can't. This is too much. Berserk was so influential on so many things that I love. Goodbye, Miura. You'll be missed by many.
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6 yrs ago
Migraines ew
7 yrs ago
Welp apparently discord servers are having some pretty bad Latency issues.
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7 yrs ago
Well I just got my mitts on the Links Awakening remake. Excus eme while I disappear for a weak while I relive my childhood
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7 yrs ago
Migraine killed me today. Posts tomorrow.
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Bio



Hello! Welcome to my little bio.

Not much to say, really. Just a horror game protag that likes writing and playing vidya games when I'm not being chased by the cosmic forces of darkness. (I'm a security guard that works night shifts usually).

Have some dancing medjed.

Most Recent Posts

@Rune_Alchemist Reina doesn't have a room yet honey~


*facepalm*

Thank you for telling me.

To the dungeons with her!

actually. No. Oops. Putting her in the other dorm. Ignore me.
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>>

You stated you liked two of my puns by the way.


Two out of like, a thousand doesn't mean you have good puns.

@Rune_Alchemist
Think that it might just be a personal bias on your part, Rune. You like every lame, terribad pun outside of Savo's, or something like that.

That being said...gotta feel sorry for the CATalyst. It's gonna meet a grisly end one day.


Not true.
I have liked a handful of Savo's.

Just a handful.
@Ashifili

They may ban catalysts, but they can't ban Catalysts

*meow*


....xD

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So your catalyst is a cat then.

Also, that's horrible xD


I actually found it humorous. Unlike you and your lame puns.
@Rune_Alchemist Dont worry.

I have something already planned for that >:D


:D

I shall impatiently wait while I make food.
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I'm sure she'll be able to give Lena a better or equal gift.


Feel free to rough her up a bit xD

The brat deserves it.
:D

Do tell if there are any problems with the post. Wasn't sure how strong the robots were, but I think I did good~

Hope the headmaster likes the gift :D
~Lena Fleischer~


Lena had to admit, she was mildly impressed by the girl wielding the rapier. At least it wasn't as loud and annoying as a gun, and actually was a decent weapon for stabbing things. Maybe the kids this year weren't all hopeless. Still, the rapier girl needed to not be so timid, or she was gonna get herself killed sooner rather than later. At least if that happened, there would be less competition. Maybe she should attempt to off the girl herself...hmm...

Before she could think about it further, something else happened. Seemed like they were going to be getting on with the second bit of their training. Suddenly the ground opened beneath the dummies, swallowing them all like some hungry mechanical beast. Not moments later, platforms carrying a number of attack robots rose to the surface. Lena immediately was on guard for any tricks that they might have, already having drawn her knife and several of her smaller throwing ones.

Were they going to actually be attacked, now? And have Semi-live targets? Robots didn't seem exciting to fight, but hell, it was better than those dummies. At least they looked like they could fight back and give her a bit of a thrill.

"Attack! Non-lethal! First years only! Defend yourselves."

What? Fucking seriously? Non-lethal and defend themselves only? Sighed, though her smile didn't fade.

"BOOOORING." She said rather loudly as the robots started to approach. Defend? Yeah right. She was gonna take one of those robots heads off, and kick it right into the headmasters face. Her knives may be at a bit of a disadvantage here, but she would take one down, right here, right now.

She singled out one of the robots that was approaching. Knife in hand, a throwing knife in another. That formation of there's wasn't going to help them all that well. She ran right into the line of robots. First, she threw three of her knives at it. One slammed into its head causing it some minor annoyance. The second, and third, it deflected with it's sword giving her just the opening she was hoping for.

Before the robot even knew what she was doing, the girl had already jumped, slamming her foot right into it's chest. It wasn't enough to completely knock it over like she had hoped, but it definitely stumbled the hunk of metal for it to get out of line. Lena landed on her feet easily enough, having already drawn her second knife and was very eager looking for this fight.

"Alright you hunk of metal, let's see if I can make you bleed oil." The robot had already recovered by the time she had finished her sentence, and was already once again closing in on her. It brought its sword down, in a horizontal strike. Seemed like it didn't like being called a hunk of metal.

"Sorry, did I hurt your feelings?" She said, parrying the strike easily with one of her knives. With her other one, she gave the robot a quick jab right into it's torso. The knife didn't penetrate far, but she was certain it had, and the robot definitely didn't like that. It moved it's sword, making a horizontal slash at her. Lena barely had time to dodge, rolling behind the robot.

"Aha, maybe if your skills weren't so rusty you could actually hit me!" Lena giggled, stabbing the back of the robot with one of her knives, this time making sure to actually bury the blade to the hilt, before making a cutting motion and pulling away as the Robot turned around, definitely pissed now. Still, even if she was having fun fighting it, knowing that it was set to 'non-lethal' was definitely killing the mood for her. She might as well go ahead and end this, then.

The Robot went to strike her with it's sword again, a low sweep, which she easily back stepped to avoid, followed by a thrust which she sidestepped, giving her the perfect chance to counter it. It's movements were mechanical after all, and fairly easy to read for anyone with any bit of training. As it thrust, she moved in close, slamming her knife in a downwards fashion right into the robots knee. She pulled, slicing the joint and almost taking the entire leg off. The thing attempted to strike at her again, but she had already moved back as it tried to keep its balance. With her usual smile, she threw two more knives at it. One slammed into its chest again, and the other right into its head, making the robot lose it's balance and fall onto it's back.

before it could do anything else, Lena jumped onto it, straddling it's chest as she held her knife to its throat, and began cutting

And cutting.

And cutting.

Until the things entire head had been removed. with a satisfied giggle, she inspected the head herself, before keeping to the promise she made herself...and punted the head right towards the headmaster.
@Savo

Maybe, maybe not. Maybe amother gander student. Who likes going for the eyes.


You can only have a student/teacher, student/familiar, or teacher/familiar.

Sorry, can't have two of one~
@Rune_Alchemist

Ahhhh that's no fun. I'm in the process of rewriting my own yandere. Maybe I'll bring her over here to show lyssa how it's done further develop her character through experience

*insert halo*


She will kill though, if she has too. She's done it before~ :P
totally an accident though. yeah right.

...might actually make her more of one, huh.

everything for the sake of her Waifu :D

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You weren't in the previous iteration of this rp, so you wouldn't know about what she did... Totally didn't ask Rune for a reminder, not at all. xP

Also, have a feeling it isn't going to be Lukas Ash xP


Saaaaavo.

Shhhh.

The stalking never happened. She had to protect her waifu anyways.

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Now I'm curious. I don't want poor innocent Mugi to get violently hugged to death!


But death by hugs is the best way to go!

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I was not. But something tells me it was delightfully bloody and ended in death.


Oho, not quite, but it could have very well ended in a bloody death if she had too~
The thing preventing Lyssa from being a real Yandere, is a terrible fear of blood and fighting. She will vomit if she sees blood.
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