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5 yrs ago
Current I just can't. This is too much. Berserk was so influential on so many things that I love. Goodbye, Miura. You'll be missed by many.
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6 yrs ago
Migraines ew
7 yrs ago
Welp apparently discord servers are having some pretty bad Latency issues.
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7 yrs ago
Well I just got my mitts on the Links Awakening remake. Excus eme while I disappear for a weak while I relive my childhood
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7 yrs ago
Migraine killed me today. Posts tomorrow.
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Bio



Hello! Welcome to my little bio.

Not much to say, really. Just a horror game protag that likes writing and playing vidya games when I'm not being chased by the cosmic forces of darkness. (I'm a security guard that works night shifts usually).

Have some dancing medjed.

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Hyselia

The Farm
@Rune_Alchemist@HereComesTheSnow@Octo@ERode@VitaVitaAR



A competition, really. The tiny paladin and Hrefna were getting into an amusing bit of competition during this whole thing. No doubt the paladins pride was going to be hurt after this, especially after Hrefna's revelation about the source of the curse. The sheep themselves weren't cursed, but rather, something elsewhere had its claws in them. Not much for her to do if everyone else was doing the other work proper, so she contented herself with simply curling up and watching. Fine with her. The less she had to do the better.

"Suppose I'll take the third shift in six hours, then if need be." Hyseliea offered after Pete, coiling up near the pens. It was warm enough in here, and being closer to the sheep would be better in case one started to wander off or something came in and snatched it anyways.
Hyselia

The Farm
@Rune_Alchemist@HereComesTheSnow@Octo@ERode@VitaVitaAR



"Haaa...it feels good to be out of the city for awhile." Hyselia grumbled to herself, taking a moment to stretch her entire body. Her large size meant that it was rather difficult sometimes to fit well inside human abodes. She'd stretch her whole lower body out, flexing and letting her tail move about freely. Much fresher air too, than in the city. Less noisy, too.

Not that she would get too terribly long to enjoy it before work came walking up.

She'd slither to the pens alongside her companions, her staff held tightly in her tail as she'd observe the sheep. Black Ichor from sores and the sheep seemed completely out of it. Some fey curse? Some cursed affliction? Possession or something?

Hm.

"Is there anything more than you can tell us then what was in the request? Sheep getting skittish around evening, coming back with these sores and black ichor? You haven't seen anything like this before, have you Paladin?"
Hyselia

@VitaVitaAR@Octo@ERode@HereComesTheSnow



"Staring at someone so intently is only going to make me more interested, tiny paladin." Hyselia chuckled, her tail slowly releasing its grip on Rylia. "Hyselia Erenhart. Mage, with an affinity for water." Shame, she was a little curious as to what the Paladin would do if someone hadn't shown up and intervened. Oh well. She had her fun teasing the girl for now, and she was feeling a little more comfortable herself.

"Can't say I'm familiar with such an affliction, but my experience with curses and things of a more fae like nature tells me that the Paladin is correct. Whatever is afflicting that livestock is not a normal ailment." She'd grab her staff with her tail, slowly coiling around it and holding it upright behind her. Maybe they had gotten into something? Since it wasn't affecting the people...perhaps it was something specifically targeting the livestock. Wolf in sheeps clothing, and all that or some such.

No sense in speculating now though, not until they got more information.

Hyselia

@VitaVitaAR@Octo@ERode



"Adequately irritated perhaps." A small laugh. "To start with, yes, I do, and most people don't mind too much." Hyseliea mused at Rylia's struggling. "Secondly...no...I don't think I will. Its very hard to make a python let go of things sometimes." By now though, Rylia's entire body up to her chest would find itself bound by Hyseliea's coils. Not only that, the Lamia had pulled the paladin in front of her now. Rylia had been firmly placed in front of the Lamia, back against the Lamia's stomach and her head just right under her chest." If you truly want to escape, use whatever brutish strength you use to bludgeon things with that oversized hammer of yours."

Job time, though. She'd place both of her hands on Rylia's head, leaning over slightly as she'd observe the job board. A few jobs caught her attention of the ones that were left. Eugh, a griffon. And taking it alive? No thank you. She didn't fancy an oversized bird thinking she was a snack or something, and taking something alive was rarely worth the effort even if it was for some noble.

The second one...she had plenty of dealings with similar happenings in Greenleaf growing up. Tended to happen when you were raised in a forest by a mother who liked to introduce herself as 'just your average harmless witch'. Perhaps a fae, or some other flavor of body snatcher or kidnapper. Wouldn't be unheard of and not out of the question.

"Hm...Hah?" She'd turn her attention to Csenge. The Lamia didn't have many dealings with her, but she had a somewhat reliable look to her, if nothing else. "A livestock malady in Keelsgrav?" It was a rather boring sounding job, all things considered. Potentially easy, though...if things remained as simple as they were on the paper. "Well we have yet to decide on a job ourselves, but I have no qualms tagging along for this one." She'd pat Rylia on the head with the tip of her tail. "What say you, tiny paladin?"
Hyselia

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"Why not?" The lamia's voice was cool, lazy, and carried a clearly mildly amused tone. "It seems as though I certainly can." She flashed a small teasing smile, the coils around Rylia tightening slightly. "Besides, it looks like you could have used the help seeing over this throng of over eager louts. Or would you prefer flailing around and uselessly asking to be let through when you clearly know its not going to work?" Hyseliea mused idly as she'd turn to face the job board seeing that it had thinned out slightly thanks to the work of the guild workers.

"I don't think the stew would help, Ingvarr. I don't know if even my mother could help with her inadequacies." Still carrying Rylia, Hyseliea slithered over to the job board, inspecting the available missions with idle interest, Petes comment ignored for the most part.

coincidentally, Rylia was being pulled closer to the Lamia's body as the coils grew tighter around her.
Hyselia




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"At the rate you're drinking Magnus, I hope whatever job you take next involves fighting an equally drunk dragon because that's going to be the only way you're useful." Not too terribly far away from Mganus and Abigail was a fairly large woman herself. The Lamia was curled up, sitting on top of her coils. Her already tall stature made a bit even more imposing and causing her to have to lean over slightly to properly get to her plate of food - a plate of Liver and Offal, perhaps a little heavy on the heart meat.

"Hopefully her over protectiveness hasn't dulled the runts skills," The Lamia harrumphed, taking a rather large bite of the meat on her plate. Probably thank them for the food at least. Not everyday she got to eat the most expensive offal and liver she could get her hands on in the guild. Her eyes would glance over to the job board idly. A mess as always. She had half a mind to just throw everyone aside. The smaller ones could be picked up easily, and perhaps used as an effective battering ram to get to the board, but on the other hand...her tail coiled a bit tighter.

"...too lazy." That was really the only thing she could use to describe how she was feeling. She was curled up, warm, and had plenty of food in front of her. Why would she ever want to -

"Ugh, blood...?" It didn't take the Lamia long to locate the source of the scent. A small Ingvarr had walked in, carrying not one, or two, but three orc heads like some sort of macabre flail. It was the kind of thing her mother would put on stakes to warn people to stay out of their little home. Did this woman have zero sense of decorum? And who was that tiny little thing next to her?

"Haaa, if I sit here any longer I'll turn into a fat dragon myself." Hyselia took one more bite of the offal before stretching and uncoiling herself. "Try not to drink the guild to bankruptcy." She'd slither off towards Hrefna and Rylia. It wasn't hard for her to make her way over to the pair, and the two could likely see her coming if Rylia wasn't blinded by her small, angry, rage at being called such.

"Can you put those in a bag or something? At least tie them to your waist before you go carrying them around like some macabre flail." She'd say slithering up to Hrefna.

Rylia would quickly find the Lamia's tail coiling around her waist and proceeding to lift her up over the crowd.
@VitaVitaAR@Raineh Daze

Heres a snake.

Didn't change much, just cleaned up some weird wording or phrasings in the bio.

Lamia mage will be up in the next few days. Might rework spells a bit.
snek incoming
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