Savo

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Yes. Yes, she would.

@The 42nd Gecko

Definitely a woman with high standards and class in my books, despite the facet that she traverses around the realm half-naked at times.

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Well, I mean, Jar Jar is a Sith Lord and the arc villain for the entire series. That's something.

@Flamelord

This proves that Jar Jar is a better character than Darth Vader, who was... I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore xD

In other news, went through the spam section, and found this under horrible pick-up lines; @The 42nd Gecko, I'm sure Mei would say this xP

"Monkey see, monkey really want to do you."

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Ten minutes later I find myself staring at a Hashiri Nio pic with a Photoshopped scumbag hat on her head.

This is a sign.

A sign that I must continue speak hearsay about the Star Wars trilogy through saying good things about Jar Jar, even though there isn't anything redeemable about him.

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Jar Jar Binks added so much to the Star Wars franchise.

And now I wait to Start a Flame War.

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@Savo

Oh Hell, don't make me remember the last of the spider monsters that I've seen Windel build.

Also, I vote for having treasure in the monster's poo just because it remembers me of WoW's quests and SAO.

@KoL

Does it involve Huntards and their spider pets? Or is it Death Knoobs and Paladumbs? xP

I know you spoke of a quest, but screw that noise... also, looting quests in WoW - How the fuck does this creature not have a brain?! Blasted Lands, plz.

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@Savo

Just for you, I'll make a giant monster spider thing. You'll have to travel to Rexicorg to find it though.

@TheWindel

Yeeeeeeees, now we can see undiluted nightmares when those who traverse through out the labyrinth ensnared in a web. As they try to escape, their limbs are slowly eaten as their body is turned inside out, dissolving from the stomach which was torn asunder by the beast lurking within. Blood mixes with the juices secreted to assist in dissolving the food, now becomes the owners worst assailant. As they begin to faint, their eyes are gouged out, and their neck begins to elongate. They screech as they are tormented, before a sick, ripping sound emanates from the victim, silencing them forever. Head and spine, is segregated from the body and is slowly being crushed by the huge monstrosity. What is left of the mangled body is slowly eaten, each lung, heart, liver, torn into bits as this horror causes mass destruction to what is left, removing any remaining sign that the person existed.

...

Uhm... no one saw this. Ignore the text above this text.

At any rate, the protagonists will probably end up seeking the treasures within Rexicorg... I wonder if the relic might be in the feces of the spider, or stuck within it's innards xP

DEFINITELY FIRST PLACE TO LOOK WHEN SEARCHING FOR A LEGENDARY ITEM OF MASSIVE PROPORTIONS!

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I may not be a gm of any rps currently, but watching some rps die just feels incomplete, so I honestly don't blame you there.

_{I still think you should make a ghastly spider monstrosity.}

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I don't know what makes me more surprised. The fact that you were in that or the fact that you remember that <.<

@TheWindel

Hey, I randomly remember stuff from time to time, especially the cringe worthy times when I was a little of a roleplay newbie. I've gotten better thankfully, and much more genre savvy xP

No pun intended, of course.

Also, did the second round go better than the first?

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It would explain alot.

_{Though to be fair, Disney isn't that bad.}

@TheWindel

It would explain a lot Windel. It would explain why you throw expies of Alice in Wonderland characters into a sort of asylum and force them to escape, lest they die in a gruesome way or suffer as the other experiments xP

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_{Who says I'm not Disney?}

@TheWindel

A WITCH! BURN HER, BURN HER!