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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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@The Irish TreeRodias literally sent a naughty child back into Flan's kitchen. How could you be so CRUEL! This is the thanks she gets after working so hard in the kitchen! That mimic was behaving fine with the toast at the beginning but now she's on a feeding frenzy!

Flan:...Guess it's time my Butter Knife of Meat Cleaving got some use. Fufufu.




Rodias just assumed she'd go and ask for food like he did. Rodias' biggest mistake currently is assuming people think normally.
Just as a heads up, I'm going to be posting on Tuesday rather than Monday. Taking my dad out for his birthday, so that'll mean that the post won't quite be ready. But, it'll get done. Promise.
Steppe Archer's smile only brightened at the prospect of their job getting easier with the bright moons being out. It certainly made alleyways more inviting, with each hour passing only making each place a more unsafe place for darkness to dwell. She really did feel like they were doing great, even if this was just a single, well-lit night on the job. If she didn't feel like getting harassed by drunks on a bi-nightly basis was a turn-off, she might well have considered swapping careers...but adventures sounded a lot more fun than guard duty. Still, she wouldn't mind taking a job like this another time, if needed to.

As the time grew nearer for them to end their night off and head to bed, Steppe Archer would yawn and stretch, energy finally having hit its limits. "Yeah, we just...gotta get back to the garrison, get paid, and go to bed." she would say, starting to walk towards the center of town with her companions, then back north to the garrison. It was simple enough to get back, and, with the time limit having just been hit, it was a good time for the nomadic archer to finally bottom out on stamina.

Thankfully, nothing would happen as they entered, the archer stepping forward to say: "We patrolled around, and no trouble sir! We found a drunk, but...he found out that going home was a lot better than spending the night in a cell," she would say, extinguishing her torch and saluting.
As of today, Vae Dhayer is no longer the 5th chapter keeper. As such, the spot is now open for any prospective applicants.

totally gonna pretend I haven't had a full rp with the APPLY tag up for a week. def not.
@The Irish Tree

Could we do a lil Collab between Mamoru and the cultist? I don’t imagine it should be long depending on how quickly Mamoru can convince the cultist to start talking.


Sure thing! Google doc, or something else?
Steppe Archer was in absolute disbelief as the man wet himself. He really DID have no dignity, didn't he? Oh god, and now he was crying on top of it...

Steppe Archer visibly cringed at the sight of it all, starting to really, really wonder why men went to such lengths when it came to drinking. Did the man mistake himself for a fish? Because as far as she saw, he sure was better at running than any fish she'd ever caught. Hanging her arms in a mixture of disgust, contempt, and disappointment, Steppe Archer would raise one hand, then the other, before slapping herself on the cheeks to snap herself out of the instant funk brought on seeing...THAT.

"Erm...We did it...? Wait yeah, that's right Mister Barkeep, we didn't even have to take him in!" The nomad girl would say, regaining a bit of her pep. Smiling at their accomplishment, Steppe Archer would nudge The Lizard Fighter with her elbow, saying: "But, if it weren't for Big Red here, we might have had to beat him up a bit. So...guess you're a really good guard!"

Steppe Archer would smile widely, but, seeing that her druidic friend was looking a bit down, would come up beside her and pat her head. "And your bit about having him EAT the guy if he didn't go home was great acting! Oh, and don't let what that guy said get to you -- Men are really gross when they're drunk," she would say, trying to ease her companion's nerves over what she perceived as being the issue. After all, getting told you have huge knockers had to be humiliating. Not...not that Steppe Archer would ever get to know that humiliation. But she could assume it!

Now with her spirits raised back to full, Steppe Archer would lead them towards the residential district, looking up at the moon for a bit. "...Its really bright. Tonight's beautiful..." she would say, a smile tugging at her lips.
And, post is up! I didn't quite get to finish it all up as I'd intended, but I'll add a bit more to some parts later. @Inkarnate If you need me to give Aurora anything to do, let me know.

Same goes for anybody else that can't figure out something for their character to be doing!
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@The Irish Tree Do we wait on you for our fight?


Yup.
@Pirouette

My apologies for not saying it earlier, but since we've had no word from Chapter Keeper 3, that position will now go to Oz if you desire it.

Post will be up before I go to bed tonight! Get ready for...things!
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