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3 mos ago
Current Sad to say I'm currently experiencing Writer's Block. Luckily I learned Writer's Kung Fu and I can chop the block in half with my hands like Bruce Lee
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4 mos ago
Why is the sun like bread? It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist. Haha! Isn't that so cute? Join my RP or more puns will come.
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6 mos ago
What's the difference between a Hollywood actor and a piece of driftwood? One is Justin Timberlake. The other is timber, just in a lake. Hahathisiswhati'mdoinginsteadofwriting
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6 mos ago
Hey, folks: I've just kicked off an RP, a fantasy where you can worldbuild as much as you can adventure. So if, like me, you like worldbuilding nearly as much as writing, check out Pilgrim's Caravan
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3 yrs ago
That moment when losing a character in a rougelike makes you want to shed tears. No backup. It's gone.
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Current RP I want you to join: roleplayerguild.com/topics/191461-car…

Hey y'all. I've been at this for about 10 years, and I've played a lot of kinds of RP. I like fantasy and sci-fi the most, just because they give me the most to play around with, but I'm cool with almost anything. I just like writing.

(I'm also trying to slowly break into writing as a profession, but apparently that's not enough work for me, so I'm here too. I'm starting to think this place is just where I get out all my bad ideas)

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@Irredeemable
I love the New Hollywoodian one, especially the "Oligarch's Interview" quote. Surprised to see the Mixtist philosophy too, and not a bad one at that xD Your take gives them a "nature worshippers" feel that I kinda like

Dangit, you're making me wanna click one of those Rimworld ads I keep getting
(Addressing: Everyone)


There's a screeching, thrumping, bass-heavy sound echoing through the holo-suite gym. It's music, of a kind. Protector Chief Davids was stationed at the Meeting Place after they withdrew the protectors- his protectors- from Zeta, and he's listened to nothing but "death metal" since. Really, he doesn't even like it. But it gives a focus for the unwanted old thoughts that keep pumping through his head. If you turn the music up loud enough, and you hit a punching bag hard enough and work yourself halfway to exhaustion, you can almost stop thinking. Almost.

He strikes the punching bag another time, all of his weight and height thrown into it, and for a moment he feels triumphant again. But then he collapses forward and has to grasp the bag to stay steady, and his mind is filled with things he's trying to forget- blood and gore, and smashing a face into the pavement, and splitting a civilian's skull on New Hollywood, and sitting in his chair on the Memory listening to protectors screaming for help, far below on the surface of Zeta, facing an enemy they can't just grind into dust like they could the people of New Hollywood, and nobody wants to help, and there's nothing anyone can do, and someone needs to pay for this, and-

Thump. Thump. Thump. He can hear his heart beat. It's louder than it's supposed to be, he thinks. So he closes his eyes, takes a deep breath, and tries not to think at all. It takes several minutes to steady himself.

There's another sound in the holo-suite, besides the metal and the heartbeat. The 'announcement' from Envoy Christensen is playing at a volume to be heard over the music. Why is he talking like that? Maybe, if, maybe, we don't know- say what you came to say, you little-

And then Davids has to stop again, because his heart is threatening to jump out of his chest. He's so angry. He doesn't even know when he started being this mad, but it's gone on so long now that it feels like a part of him, and he can't hate it anymore. He wakes up mad. He's hurt so many people.

The Envoy is talking again, and he's saying things that makes Davids want to hurt him, too. The words aren't specific at this point. Davids can only hear half of them, if even that. His mind is filled with something like a rushing sound, that makes it hard to focus or hear anything. But what he understands makes it worse. "Declare war."

Davids closes his eyes tighter than before, and bites the inside of his cheek. He remembers protector training, the way they conditioned him, and he remembers all the things he did afterwards sharper than anything else. There's something wrong with his mind. He can barely recall his own name sometimes, but every remembered action of violence is crystal-clear like the best holo-suite money can buy. They play through his mind on loop. It feels like a punishment.

He clenches his teeth so tight that the inside skin of his cheek bursts open, filling his mouth with blood. War. Memories. The Memory. Envoy Christensen. And the Earth-damned Zetans.

Thump. Thump. Thump.

He opens his eyes. He knows what he needs to do.

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(Starring: Heralds)


It's getting worse.

From his high window, Heralds can see the entire city of Neo Jerusalem- the new, small "capital" of New Hollywood. It's not a colorful place. It's not a loud place. It's not a bright, musical or fun place. It's the kind of place that Heralds likes; which is nothing, nothing at all like the rest of New Hollywood. The predominate colors are gray and brown. Most of the buildings have been left in their original designs, clearly still Bezian: squat, wide compounds with doorways that five men could enter together, if they're all willing to duck. It doesn't seem made for humanity.

But look, there the humans are, crowding into the large boulevard-like streets, many of them holding signs. Heralds didn't intend to read them, but his eyes still do as soon as they flick over the lettering, spotting messages of "Send our protectors home!" and "We won't go!"

He came here to get away from this. It was the entire point of moving the bureaucratic out here to the wastelands. But the discontents followed them, all the way from the streets of Neo London, and New Beijing- currently reigniting its old revolutionary fervor. They aren't very organized yet, thankfully, but they're getting there. There's a troublesome woman who's near to becoming a leader: Martina Ward. One of the Mixtists, and according to police files, a repeat offender when it comes to her anti-Earth activities. She'll need to be dealt with, soon, before she's big enough to be a martyr. Timing is vital. Timing is everything, always.

Heralds turns his back on the still-growing crowd, and goes to planning.

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(Addressing: @Sep)

(Starring: Andrei)


Andrei is a little surprised to see a robot here, and for a moment remembers that awkward meeting with the Zetans that already feels like a lifetime ago. But hey, he's only, like, forty percent as drunk now as he was that day. So perhaps he'll avoid insulting an entire species and possibly, maybe, indirectly causing an intergalactic war.

Perhaps. Clad in his usual white shirt and slicked back hair, the Dis-Count Dracula makes no promises.

The odds of conflict do seem to be going down, though, as the little robot leads him through corridors of the Lorne vessel. It doesn't seem threatening at all. Not much like a warform, or a cyborg. More like an Old Earth 20th Century printer, adding wheels and a personality. If this is what the Lorne like to do, well, they could be much worse.

The machine deposits him in what looks like a rec-room or a bar, and he can't help but say "Thanks, little guy," to which it replies with happy trills. He turns and smiles to his host in the same moment, already trying to figure out how he's meant to do damage control here: he heard a snippet of the broadcast as he was coming onboard, and knew the war just took a turn for the worst. But really? Maybe it's for the better.

How can he continue to do without security guards?

"Nice to meet you," Andrei says, guard-less, to the Lorne woman. "As mentioned, I am Andrei Fedorov, an 'Oligarch' from the ECU, but don't let that title fool you, we're not all stuffy rich men." We're cool rich men, he thinks, and laughs out loud in a friendly way. "I'm sure you've heard the drama going down on the station right now, but I'm not here to talk about all that. I think the ECU and your people could have an opportunity coming up..."

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(Addressing: Everyone)


Thump, thump, thump again. Is it nerves, or something worse? Davids' heart has been having trouble for years now. Too much fat, too much stress, the doctors wanted to replace it- but he won't let them. That's what Bodi did, and look what happened to him. Davids is going to go down with his own flesh still beating inside him, and he's going out with a bang.

His thoughts are getting stranger, as he gets closer to his goal. More primitive. Right now, there's nothing in his head about Zeta or Oligarchs or the ECU, or pain or blood or killing. He only feels the Meeting Place floors under his feet, and the cold gun in his hand. There's nothing else left anymore. He knows what he's going to do. He couldn't tell you why, in Old English or any other tongue, but his heart knows it. Maybe that's why it's hurting and beating so hard.

He's out of the ECU doors, he's shoved confused little diplomats out of the path, he's forced his way through restricted areas with speed and threats, and now he's finally approaching him. Envoy Christensen is still there, good. Davids is going to do this. They won't let the protectors do anything anymore, they're not good enough anymore, but this is the one thing he knows, and he's going to do it. The Chief reaches for his gun...

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(Addressing: Everyone, especially @Crusader Lord)

(Starring: Tanaka)


Tanaka is having a rough day. A lot of days are rough, on the Meeting Place, but this one especially. That horrible announcement from the Xandalians comes out, and he's going to be the one expected to do damage control. Nobody has told him that, exactly, but he's sure it's true. He's the Liason. Why would Heralds make him Liason if this wasn't his job? It's only lucky he was wearing an ear piece, or he wouldn't have heard the broadcast at all.

He excuses himself quickly away from his talk with the Aurigan diplomat (nice people, he thinks, but this takes priority) and practically runs across the station. He only stops for the sake of picking up one thing from the ECU section: a hovering camera bot. It's a beautiful little device, designed to float behind you and record interactions with others. Then the footage can get sent back to the boys at New Hollywood to get spun into- well, into propaganda. But it's for a good cause, right? And Tanaka wants to help. Heralds has put a lot of faith in him. He's going to make the best propaganda ever!

He's approaching Christensen now, his camera bot faithfully floating behind him, ready to record Tanaka's most elegant defense of the ECU. He already has it planned. In ten minutes, he expects to have the Xandalians formally apologizing to the Cultural Unio-

Wait. What is that?

In the corner of his eye, Tanaka spots a familiar face, and then a familiar, hulking frame. What is Chief Davids doing here? He's not, technically speaking, even allowed off of the ECU segment. And what is that in his hands?

Oh. Oh no.

"Stop!" is all the Liason can think to shout. But Daniels only spares him a single, unfocused glance. His hand is at his gun, drawing it from the holster. This can only be one thing. "Stop!," Tanaka shouts again. Why, by Earth, isn't he listening? All protectors listen to Oligarchs! But the fat man now has the pistol firmly in hand, he's staring down Christensen like a hunter does a deer, he's beginning to raise the weapon-

And in that split-second, Tanaka's mind (as always) being full with images of cowboys and shoot-outs and valiant stands, makes a decision. He has had a small pistol with him for much of his time on the Meeting Place, technically for emergencies, but mostly because its holster goes with his hat. He can't even remember if it's loaded. But his hand grasps it quickly, draws it fast, and takes aim at the protector.

Who is faster with a gun than a pampered Oligarch, as it turns out. Davids twists suddenly, and instead of shooting for Christensen, loads three bullets into Tanaka before he can fire once. He falls backwards, not feeling the pain yet. Only the shock. Tanaka, the rich young man wishing he were a cowboy, never honestly imagined something bad could happen to him.

His camera bot eagerly records the entire transaction. When they go over footage later, it will be seen that Davids then twisted back to try shooting Christensen in the same way. Luckily for the Envoy, the Xandalians are made of sterner stuff than baseline humans, and he rushes Davids fearlessly. It's close quarters combat, fast and hard to capture, but Christensen pins Davids at last against a wall, and under the strain of this fistfight, his heart seems to finally overtake him. As teams rush in to try saving Tanaka, Davids collapses, red-faced, clutching to his chest, and does not stand up again.

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(Starring: Abadi)


"How do we spin this?" The voice on the transmitter asks. Abadi laughs bitterly.

"How can we? One of our men tried killing another nation's diplomat. We're lucky they don't all declare war on us."

"Don't be such a defeatist. It's all in the optics. Look, listen, here's what we'll say. Davids wasn't acting on behalf of the ECU-"

"That's true enough."

"And, and, he had traumatic stress or somethin' from fighting the Zetans. Say they captured him and tortured him real bad. He went nuts, maybe he was even brainwashed. And then focus on Tanaka. Say he was a hero, who tried to save that, uh, that Xandie whoever even when he was talking about declaring war on the ECU."

"Make it all about Tanaka? Really?"

"Yeah, he'll be our, whaddya call it, our martyr. He took a dozen bullets tryin' to defend a fellow human. Hey, 'cause the ECU stands for humanity, right? And it's not our fault the Zetans drove Davids crazy."

Abadi fights the temptation to correct that Davids probably never fought a single Zetan, or that Tanaka isn't a martyr when he's not technically dead yet. He's in the ECU section, under guard, with their only doctor looking over him. The prognosis isn't good. He might well be a martyr by the end of this, but Abadi isn't going to call him that before she has to.

Poor man.

"Ugh," she answers the man on the transmitter. "Fine. I'll get that viewpoint circulated. You can tell Heralds it's being taken care of."

"Hey, then why all the grump, darling? We're the good guys here."

Abadi looks out of her office window, across the hall, to where Tanaka is fighting for his life. "Are we?"
@Sep
I'm writing a reply post, I've just been a little unmotivated lately. Hopefully it'll be up tonight or tomorrow
@Sophrus
Approved! You can stick it in the Char tab and start posting whenever you want.
@Sophrus
More in the culture section, por favor.

I understand it's difficult to explain the culture of Theta-Leonis as a whole, since it is intended to be a mish-mash of stations each with their own unique style and way of life. However, in that case I recommend that you explain some of the more prevalent cultures and themes.

How does the average citizen in the large, "egalitarian" station live his life? What about someone in a tiny asteroid-sized station? And what does this authoritarian cult in your history actually believe, if they're still around today? Did their existence push the rest of Theta-Leonis into a more anti-religion state of mind?

You get the idea. You don't need to answer those questions specifically, just... elaborate a little. Thankyou!
Awesome while Im thinking about it, technology, I haven't read everything but it's all reasonably plausible technology yes? No energy shields, FTL flight or communication (ignoring the gateways) or infinite energy schemes etc


Instant communication has mostly been allowed, mainly as a plot device. If you have a diplomat in orbit of Earth, they can still send a message back to your home planet. It just makes things smoother. (Plus, we have a hive mind nation that literally couldn't function if they weren't all in contact with each other.)

As for the rest, I wouldn't at all say that it's only plausible techs.

My only real rule is that it can't be literal magic, or out of place in a sci-fi setting. But I'm pretty loose about it. My nation has hardlight. Someone else used sci-fi vampires. Raylah is currently developing cloaking tech, and nobody has (thankfully) ever tried to start a debate about which technologies are 'realistic' enough to be allowed.
So I was looking about some, looks like an interesting game if there is room?

If so I'll start work on a proper CS, only question is a space based civ ok? Such as orbital or asteroid habits rather than a planetary based civilization


Always room! And space based civilizations are a recurring theme here; you'll be the third one.
Hey y'all. I'm currently finally starting the Galactic History Book, which will be a brief description of all important events that have so far happened in the IC, making it easier for new players to join without reading the entire RP.

But while starting work on it, I also procrastinated did another thing. You know that feeling when you unlock a video game "achievement" for doing something cool, difficult or unusual? I love that moment. And with all the Stellaris builds and Codex Entries this RP has been doing OOC for its nations, I wanted to try recreating that experience. So behold: everyone's Unlocked Achievements to-date.

@Damo021
Could never turn down someone who just read upwards of 100 posts.
(Addressing: @Sep)

(Starring: Andrei)


Genghis Khan probably shouldn't drink so much.

It makes his steps unsteady while he crunches through this soft grass underfoot. Sway, sway, stumble, crunch- should soft grass be crunching? Lazy programmers.

The city of Zhongdu is near, but not as near to him as the army he's brought to conquer it. Khan hears their tired sighs, and sees the bags under their eyes- the exhaustion of a war that's become a siege. A long, bloody, useless siege that will lead thousands to be slaughtered. And for what? Why doesn't he ever choose a happy place? Probably the same reason he's drinking a vodka-tequila mix in ancient China.

Is it depression? No, Oliga- the Khan does not get depressed.

He's just tired, is all. As his holographic son, Tulip or Tule or something, rambles about cavalry, and soldiers, and how to break the walls of Zhongdu, Genghis at last finds himself losing the will power to keep up this stupid game. He mumbles "Hologram: Exit." The world around him blinks away, and he ceases to be Genghis at all but becomes Andrei again.

Look at the time- he was playing the holo-suite for seven hours. Some people probably get work done in that time. Even some fellow Oligarchs. But not Andrei. He hasn't done anything like labor since when he was meeting up with all those stuffy diplomats way back, when the Gateways first reopened and he demanded the Zetans explain their existence. (They did not provide an explanation.)

Trying not to think about those days, or much of anything, he slowly drifts off to sleep.

Andrei wakes up on the floor at 4 A.M to a message from the Office of the Savant, which should be alarming enough to make him shout out in surprise. It does not, however, because he has to scroll through sixty or so other messages to get to it. (He has never cleaned out his inbox, and never will.) By the time he reaches the Savant's orders, Andrei is already far too tired again to feel shocked or concerned. His mind registers something about diplomatic duties, and quickly deciding that sounds like a problem for future Andrei (poor sucker), drifts back into unconsciousness.

Future Andrei wakes up on the floor at 1 PM to find three new messages, all from the Office of the Savant again, and begins to panic. Well, he begins to make as decent an imitation of panic as a groggy, hungover, not-depressed man can. It mostly amounts to standing up at an odd angle and trying to force himself out of the room, but before he can get quite there, his stomach forces out its contents in the form of vomit.

How many bottles of vodka-tequila did he drink? The holo-suite hid them as he was playing, placing over them bushes and rocks and crunchy grass, but could not now. Several sad bottles that used to hold poison lay scattered around the floors. They're crystal clear, and Andrei could see right through them if he wanted to, but there's not much to look at- a deactivated holo-suite is only an undecorated white room. It feels alarmingly like being in a hospital.

Within an hour, he's heading off-planet. That was the time it took to respond to the messages with many apologies, get a plan drawn up, and get used to the idea of traveling around with no security. Andrei is a very powerful man, by ECU standards; his mother owned huge shares in the entertainment industry, and since she died, Andrei now owns huge shares in the entertainment industry. (Actually, come to think of it, that Battle of Zhongdu game he played last night might have been financed with his money.)

But all the protectors and security types are being 'redistributed,' so that hypothetical hoard of wealth won't buy him a single guard right now. Half of them are hovering over Zeta-5, and the other half are getting called to the big cities to 'put out fires.' The fires mostly coming in the form of protesting discontents, a sudden new rise in Mixtists zealots, and a lot of opportunists taking advantage of the chaos for some good looting. He's heard it's chaos in Neo London.

It's hopefully calmer at the Meeting Place, which Andrei is approaching now in a little, unarmed shuttle. There's a bunch of newbies on the scene- Lorne Administration?- that the Savant wants contacted. Apparently they showed off some impressive engineering in a chat with the Undefeated, and that's just the kind of tech the ECU needs for the war. When he manages to find their ship amid the general mess of vessels that is the Meeting Place, Andrei shoots of message that he neither planned nor rehearsed:

"Lorne Administration, this is the ECU oligarch and new diplomat Andrei Fedorov, here to, uh... to welcome you back to Earth. And talk. We want to talk. Thanks." Yeah, that's smooth.
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