Winterhold College - the Feast Begins
Ace - Level: 9 - Total EXP: 543/90
Level 7 Heismay (70/70)
Word Count: 3096 (+4 exp)
With the awestrikingly awful Godhead Fred in Sectonia and Blazermate’s capable hands, Heismay and the Ace Cadet stood ready to assist Sandalphon with whatever opponents the Cryptic Overseer conjured up next. The archangel still had plenty of cats scattered around the Dice Room’s edges that could be convinced to fight for their lives if need be, and bystanders like Byleth and Thops would not stand idly by if new threats emerged. Sandalphon much preferred to call upon members of her team, however, though such skilled weaponmasters were valuable assets to have. There was no telling how long they would be able to wait around before the college’s skeletal mastermind grew irate enough to dump more foes on them, so rather than risk incurring the Overseer’s anger, Sandalphon decided to take the initiative and roll the dice again herself. “No time to rest,” she advised Ace and Heismay as the cubes clattered across the floor. “Prepare for battle.”
Five, two, two, zero, zero, and three. “Room twelve, comin’ right up!” the Overseer crowed. “The Dinin’ Hall. That spiky blond kid and his uncle were too yella to try my feast event, and they sure didn’t round up all them ingredients Mergwin wanted, neither. But I don’t mind bringin’ a little feast to you!”
Another tear opened in the fabric of reality, and through it trundled a huge, bloated figure clad in once-fine clothes, with a many of greasy yellowish hair surrounding a once-fine face. “The king commands it!” he bellowed, his fleshy jowls quivering as he stretched his heavy arms wide. Behind him came four masked fae warriors, two spear-wielding soldiers and two archers. Glowing, gossamer wings like iridescent ribbons in the wind stretched out as they took to the air. “Let the feast begin!”
Ace had expected another monstrosity, and in a sense the Feastmaster was one. Big, revolting, and at least partly mutated - his eyes and most of his nose grown over with excess wrinkled and mottled skin. It would be hard to mistake him for one of the innocent victims of the college's transformative curses. For the Cadet, the man's appearance brought to mind so strongly the ravenous, repulsive guests aboard The Maw that it momentarily took the hunter aback. Though even then, made into near helpless children, he, Nadia, and the rest of the Seekers hadn't balked from facing them to get through the horrible ship. Once the White Team got through this equally terrible maze, Ace would find it a little funny that things seemed to have come for circle for him.
"We'll handle these, boss!" Ace called back to Sandalphon so she could ready herself to roll again. He still had his sword and shield equipped, so as the fae warriors got their bearings and prepared to attack the Cadet glanced at Heismay and said, "cover me?"
He knew that the eugief was not limited only to that scythe, but wasn't sure how long either of his archetypes lasted. If they had to swap covering duties then they'd swap, but for now as the spear wielders dove towards them Ace moved forward and a few steps over to draw both fae over to stab their weapons at him. The spear heads crashed against the Master Bang's shield. Ace pulled it back in towards his body to let the warriors' momentum bring them just a little closer before they corrected themselves, then spun to push the spears to one side and swing the blade in his other hand at the closer of the fae.
Put off balance by the deflection and more eager to recompose themselves than attack, the fae flitted backward like gnats to avoid Ace’s retaliatory strike. Their aerial dashes were fairly short and telegraphed, though, which provided Heismay the perfect chance to act on his initial plan. “Gunner!” After sidestepping an archer’s arrow, he launched a bolt of his own as his long-range archetype. The Sleep Shot caught one of the fae soldiers in the shoulder and dropped him in a fit of overwhelming magic-induced drowsiness, giving Ace the opportunity to either strike a critical blow on him or focus on the other soldier.
The other archer, waiting for the hunter to open himself up with an arcane arrow nocked, pivoted to fire at Heismay. It would have struck the Gunner’s head if Heismay did not revert to normal, then launch himself at the archer like a living bullet with Vauban’s agility. As he hurtled past the surprised archer, his scythe hooked around the fae’s neck, and though it didn’t carve through his armor it did allow Heismay to drag his target to the ground. In a matter of moments, half of the fae were vulnerable.
A second later, sadly, the Feastmaster charged in. “Don’t mind if I do!” Each step shook the ground as he bulled straight through the melee, scattered fae and Seekers alike, then came to a stop with an ungainly roll and slammed both fists into the floor where Ace had been the second prior. “Eat…this!” THUD! “Haha!”
The shockwave from the slam sent both Ace and the archer tumbling, freeing the latter from the scythe’s grip. With surprising speed, however, the fae recovered and darted upward on ethereal wings. He loosed an arrow that pierced Heismay’s leg and elicited a pained grunt. With his ability to dodge weakened, the eugief barely avoided a follow-up killshot aimed at his head.
The monster hunter's recovery came a beat later. He considered the situation seriously now that they had a better sense of what these enemies could do. Light and agile faeries, heavy and likely durable man, all varied in how they moved and attacked... Ace didn't want to use any of his items that could negatively interfere with the other battle in the Dice Room, let alone put his battle partner Heismay at a disadvantage by mistake again. His options were kind of limited, and with how quick these fae were there wasn't a lot of time to safely swap to his own bow or one of the bowguns. So what should he do? Probably something foolhardy to give Heismay the chance to regroup so they could start taking these fliers down before focusing on the feast master.
At least there was a way to increase his range right now. Ace raised his arm and fired the clutch claw at the airborne archer. It dodged by darting to the side, but that was sort of expected. With a flick the pieces of the claw interlocked to form the crude anchor shape, and with another the new weapon and its chain was swung about. It was long enough to reach all of the fae unless they flew ever higher, and even if they dodged the anchor they would still be at risk of being tangled in the chain. "And there's moored where that came from!"
In his bid to draw the fae's attentions while swatting them, Ace hadn't forgotten about the feast master. He kept an eye on the man's movement, ready to pull the chain and slam the anchor down on him instead.
Ace’s anchor swipe hit multiple fae, and even managed to snag the bow of one archer, which tugged the fae through the air as he refused to relinquish his grip. With the soldiers still rattled by the Feastmaster’s intrusion, the attack left them scattered, though the big man himself wasn’t as easily cowed. He stomped toward the hunter in order to deliver a series of three massive hook punches, each overswing clumsy but nigh-unstoppable. “Have! A! Taste!”
Meanwhile, Heismay cartwheeled in order to evade the other archer’s shots without putting too much weight on his leg. This situation, outnumbered five to two with a variety of dangerous opponents, was a tricky one, but the eugief kept his head. This time, he didn’t forget the ace up his sleeve that could tip the scales in his favor. “Foul one!” he cried, calling forth his new striker. An obsidian pool, not unlike Oblivion’s Ingress itself, welled up beneath him, followed by the hulking, ghoulish Exemplar. Heismay rose atop its grotesque form, perched on its stooped neck just above its iron mask with its headless torso among the protruding ribs behind him. It reared up, flinging Heismay into the air, and cast Prelude to both blight the archer and pull him toward it. As it hurtled forward, Heismay met it halfway, and this time his scythe’s blade sheared through the archer’s neck.
Heismay landed the next moment, light on his feet enough that his wounded leg didn’t agonize him. One down, three to go. Better still, the unexpected arrival of the Exemplar distracted both fae soldiers and the remaining archer, if not the Feastmaster. “You three are next!” Heismay called ominously with a flourish of his bloody scythe, hoping to taunt the underlings in order to let his ally focus on the head honcho.
When the feast master had rumbled towards Ace, the anchor came down onto the massive man's head just as planned. It pulled the last archer with it, slamming the two enemies together, but that was not enough to stop the brute's advance. His first punch connected cleanly with a heavy crack that shoved the Cadet off balance enough for the second blow to land too, but the hunter was sturdy. He brought the shield up in time to stop the third punch, though even the feast master's bare fist striking solid metal didn't seem to phase him.
"Not really my cup of tea!" Ace told the man as he yanked his slinger arm back before retracting the chain, which would send the fae archer's bow flying away if not the archer itself if it still stubbornly refused to let go. Now that they'd traded and it was Heismay doing the distracting, Ace was going to give the feast master everything he had.
He went right into a not easily repelled sword dance, slicing up, down, and around the bloated man's body, alternating cuts with stabs to pile damage on. The halo of nekron even glowed briefly, its bone wyvern visage slithered out and straight through the feast master for the chance to apply the three fold effect of weakening the man's attack and defense while powering up its wearer.
“Urk!” The Feastmaster stumbled, beset by the flurry of nimble slashes as he tried to swat Ace away. When the ghostly wyvern surged into him, he slid backward toward the fae contending with Heismay, his arms crossed in front of his face. “Hrrgh…” Even without eyes, the Feastmaster seemed to glare. “You’ve bitten off more than you can chew, boy!” He reached up, plucked one of the fae soldiers from the air like a bunch of grapes from the vine, and decapitated the thrashing wraith with a single messy bite. Heismay gaped in shock for a split second, then leaped away as the other soldier thrust at him.
Ignoring the others, the Feastmaster licked his lips. “Mm-mm! Does a body good!” He hurled the still-wriggling headless corpse at Ace, then held his victim’s broken spear like a dagger to pick his teeth with as he sauntered forward, his wounds quickly closing. “Now for the main course!” He threw himself into the air and descended upon Ace with a massive belly flop.
That at least was easier to see coming than the psuedo-cannibalism, which had surprised Ace long enough for the fae's body to collide with him. He caught it awkwardly after impact instead of falling over, and was quick to toss it one way and then roll another out from under the feast master. He was still caught by the shock wave generated from the huge weight, tumbling over once before getting to his feet. The feast master really was like the people aboard the Maw, but with the ability to actually fight for his meals he was even worse.
"Heismay, can you take those things down before this guy goes back for seconds?" Ace called to the eugief. It was either that or the hunter would have to defeat the feast master while preventing him from chowing down on anyone else, other enemies included. He got started again with a shield bash to the glutton's face while he moved to get up, followed by another round of blade work, circling back to position the feast master on the far side of the rest of the action.
Heismay deflected an arrow with a well-timed scythe parry and replied. “...Working on it!”
“No no, don’t do that!” the Feastmaster objected to the hunter’s plan. “A man’s got to eat! …Gah!” The shield bash made him see stars for a second or two, and he held a hand to his face as he tried to dull Ace’s onslaught with his other arm. After a moment, and a few more painful wounds, the Feastmaster lurched forward to attack. Rather than punch Ace’s shield, however, he grabbed hold and yanked it (and the attached hunter) toward him to rip a big chunk out of one side with his teeth. “Bah!” He spat the hunk of metal out. “Too much iron content!” His other hand crudely jammed the spearhead into Ace’s armored midsection, then clamped down on his head, and with a loud grunt the Feastmaster flung the monster hunter into the nearby wall he’d been backing toward.
As Ace slumped down the wall, he got a brief glimpse of Heismay cutting down the other fae soldier as the Assassin before turning to hurl a Mudo at the other archer, who’d just retrieved his bow. When the Feastmaster sensed Ace still alive and kicking, he nodded in approval. “You’ve got guts!” His stomach gurgled as his throat began to swell. “Here’s something from mine!” After another second, a glob of indescribable, half-digested matter hurtled the hunter’s way.
Ace shook the daze off just in time, though when he raised his shield to block he didn't take into account the damage that had just been done to it, the bite too fresh and fight too hectic. Part of the vomited projectile splashed through the missing part and struck the Cadet's shoulder, and he suppressed a gag while pushing to his feet. The sword and shield was far less effective when one half of it was compromised, but with one flier left and a little bit of distance between him and the feast master he could swap equipment more easily now. And the weapon he chose was the bolt action rifle.
He trusted Heismay to handle the archer, but that didn't mean he couldn't make it a little easier for the eugief. He slapped something into his slinger as insurance, then took his first shot at the flying fae. He aimed to drop it out of the sky, either from the bullet shredding through its shimmery wings or the fae itself ducking low enough to avoid the shot that it was within Heismay's immediate range. If the feast master took that opportunity to close in on the hunter then all the better, as he swung the barrel of the Breechshot the man's way next, unloading shots that started at center mass and steadily moved up as Ace's aim stabilized.
By now, Ace was far enough away from Heismay’s one-on-one that his shots flew wide, not quite hitting the archer but deterring his teammate from approaching. The diversion also gave the Feastmaster a chance to close the distance before he could take too much punishment from the Breechshot. Before the hunter’s gunfire reached his target’s head, the Feastmaster pushed forward with a belly bash meant to slam Ace against the wall behind him again. “Bon appetit!” In the background, Heismay became the Gunner to engage the final fae in a shootout. At the very least, the Feastmaster probably wouldn’t be eating him - which was what they’d needed to ensure to prevent any other healing.
Expecting the feast master to try and get close, Ace dove out of the way of the charge. He covered his dive with another shot, though even the rifle's ammo couldn't punch completely through the blubbery body. The feast master extracted himself from the hole in the wall he'd created and turned toward Ace, where he did the next thing that the hunter expected him to: open his mouth to spew another one liner. They were pretty good, Ace had to admit, but even the pun lover wasn't in the mood to listen to much more of them.
Ace thrust the slinger forward and it flung its small payload of a single sonic bomb into the feast master's gaping maw. "How's that for mouth feel?" the Cadet said as it detonated a moment later. The tiny bits of shrapnel were nothing compared to the high pitched frequency, muted to everyone else in the Dice Room but perhaps even more intense for the glutton than if it had gone off next to his ear. Ace was counting on it to stun the giant long enough for him to unload as many shots as possible, and he got started as soon as it activated. What the Breechshot's lacked in rate of fire it made up for in power, and the hunter shot everything at the feast master's doughy head this time.
With the Feastmaster doubled over as he clutched his ears, howling in pain, every shot found its mark. Each blast from the Breechshot punched a hole in the brute’s threadbare outfit and sallow skin. As murky, unhealthy-looking fluid drained from Feastmaster’s body, so too did his strength, until finally he fell to his knees with a guttural groan. “Aaaaaagh…” Having clamped both hands to his face early on, he now lowered them wearily to see them stained with blood. “Oh. That’s not good.” With his last bit of hope he turned to see Heismay fell the archer he’d poisoned with a stroke from his scythe, prompting the Feastmaster to hang his head in defeat. “So…uncivilized…”
He would have perished from his wounds over the next few minutes, but the Seekers couldn't afford to wait long when every roll of the dice brought in new threats and thus potential meals. One final burst from the gun's barrel put an end to the mutated gourmet, and with all the fae handily dealt with Ace quickly regrouped with Heismay, letting out a breath of relief and offering the smaller man a "nice work."
They were banged up, but they were alive - and ready to take on their next duty in order to see everyone out of the college.




