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*Loads gun* I will instantly kill anyone who says "cream."
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Thank you, completely unnecessary forced software update, for BREAKING FUCKING EVERYTHING I was doing.
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If you're going by UK conventions of knighthood/nobility, yes. It also would be pronounced like the "dam" in "madame," rather than like a Dick Tracy "daym."
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11 mos ago
Me: "Goku, thank God you're here!" Goku: "I heard a really strong guy was here! Lemme at him!" Me: "He's right there!" *Points at my Writer's Block* Goku: "... Sorry bud you're on your own."
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On CST time, United States. Working from home now, so I can typically get at least one response out per week if not more depending on how things are flowing.

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So, if you're still interested, great! Leave a reply below if you've got questions or comments. Or just wanna show enthusiasm. Or just wanna say 'hi', that's cool too.

*raises hand*

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*then slams it down on an ENORMOUS BELT BUCKLE which begins playing BGM and also speaking*

"🎢🎡[INTEREST... CHECKED!]🎡🎢" *back-to-back dramatic poses* "Henshin!" "[GET IN KARACTAH!]" *eye-scorching light show as CGI destroys your budget*

On a srs note though, how hard/loose are we playing with the archetype/origin stuff? You mentioned that Players can get custom abilities approved, or opt to spin an RNG of sorts, but are characters sort of "locked in" to their themes? For instance, if someone plays the "Your Power is Money," archetype or whatever equivalent you have, ala The Bat or Mr. Stark, are those characters barred from developing "real"/non-tech based powers such as suddenly becoming pyrokinetic?

Also, are powers individually scoped, or does something like "super speed" come with the Required Secondary Powers of like, friction resistance, impact resistance, etc all packaged in at level 1? Maybe it'd be better to ask how much setup/level grinding should be expected before Players have a "complete" build of sorts?
Technically yes, but there will be reasons why that's not very efficient. A dungeon without treasure is like a fishing line without a hook or lure.


What if instead of just giving them the treasure, we issue promissory notes that represent real treasure (that we totally have somewhere)? Better yet, we could offer them a loan for however much treasure they want, and charge a percentage interest on the payback!

Jokes aside is the Politik part of this expected to be more serious, like with some Players aiming to become full-fledged Overlords by competing with/betraying one another, potentially waging war (or making alliances) on human/elf/etc settlements if the dungeon becomes powerful enough, and so forth? Or is the idea going to be a bunch of goobers building Rube-Goldberg devices and throwing waves of fodder bodies at granite-jawed Paladins voiced by Patrick Warburton, while also balkanizing into thinly veiled strawmen of ideology for the funsies?

Also, would we be starting as peons and evolving (Goblin > Hobgoblin, etc) or otherwise getting more powerful? Or would each of us be a Final-Boss/anime-humanoid kind of monster in our own right, with our own minions and whatnot?
OGRE THINK YUNYUNS EEKWALLY CORRUPT AS CORE-PRAYCHUNS! STRONG-ARM OGRE INTO S'PORTING POLY-CEES DAT ONLY BENEFIT YUNYUN AS WHOLE, NOT NESSIE-SURLY OGRE AS INDIVIDUAL! FORCE OGRE PAY YUNYUN DOOS AND BAR OGRE WORK IN INDUSTREE IF OGRE NOT PART OF ECKS-CLOOSIVE CLUB! OGRE HAVE RIGHT TO WORK!

Alternatively, could a particularly enterprising goblin offer a "gold banking service," so that when our fellow monsters are killed, those filthy adventurers can't get my---I mean, our loot?
Whew, okay, that feels like maybe too long a post even for a GM update. I will try to do better from now on, and hopefully it won't feel too spammy!

Some of y'all haven't chimed in for a bit on the Discord! If you prefer to chat here that's fine, just let us know you're still with us from time to time!


Ferrucio
Kaides Estate Grounds - Servant's Gate
@ERode


"...Very well, Young Master. Forgive us for overstepping." The second guard looked at his companion with a glance that said are you sure about this?, but the first man shook his head silently as he pulled a lever within the inner wall. The gates creaked as the locking mechanism released, and the two guards pushed open the heavy doors.

Ferrucio was free.

But, as he marched past them, once the young man was out of earshot the first guard looked at his partner again.

"Go to the Captain, about this time he ought to be inspecting the barracks." he said in a hushed, rushed tone. "If he thinks the kid needs a guard, he'll send someone. You could pick any of these noble brats out of a crowd like a smashed thumb, it won't be hard for them to catch up with him."

"B-but what if he fires us for letting him go in the first place?! Why not just stay put and keep our mouths shut?" The second guard wrung his hands together, and looked around nervously as if he expected someone already coming to scold them.

"Because getting fired is better than getting punished." came the reply. "There's always work for a man with a weapon these days, but if one of the Kaides women thinks we're responsible for her precious little rugrat getting mugged in a back alley, they'll order us flogged or stripped in the pillory or some crap. At least the captain will let us keep our dignity!"

The second seemed convinced by this argument. After a moment of biting his lip, he ran off to find the Captain of the House Guard.

Estelle, Isana, Ophelia, & Lady Crescence
Kaides Main House, Ground Floor - Common Dining Hall
@Rune_Alchemist@SilverPaw@OwO


When Estelle began to laugh, Amibilia's face changed from one of consternation to one of utter confusion. Crescence's passive barb brought the red-headed woman's temper right back up to boiling, though---and yet, the merchant's daughter knew better than to openly respond to the provocation. The accusation on the second Wife's tongue, no matter how plausibly deniable, would put Amibilia on the back foot. Accusing someone of something was, in such an instance, a way to make that person divert their energies to defending themselves and losing track of the real point of their argument.

By contrast, Ophelia's commentary played no games. It had all the nuanced strategy of a bum-rushed battering ram at the front gates. The first wife's fan snapped shut---and then its wooden skeleton cracked in half between her lace-gloved hands as she snarled, her face turning the same shade as her hair.

"Dear girl, whomever are you speaking to? Crescence, I believe the poor darling is having another of her fevers---you should hurry and put her to bed, before these delusions carry her away. Hearing seagulls, at the dining table--What a vivid imagination!" She sniffed as she turned, skirts in hand, and stormed out of the room. Her voice's high pitch was further strained as she called down the halls. "Sherry! Sherry, my dear, where are you!?"

And thus, the three sisters and their mother were left to their breakfast, and the carriage ride afterward--no doubt having quite enjoyed their morning thus far.


On The Carriage Ride


Sherry

@Silver Carrot


His sister had only glared at him, and his outstretched hand, though he could tell gears were working in her head. He withdrew it---just as their mother came flouncing around the corner.

"Sherry! Don't you worry, my darling, those little bitches won't bother you ever again if I have anything to say about it! Hurry, let's get your things, I'll tell Balbys---ah, no, nevermind him!" Amabilia seemed especially emotionally volatile this morning--perhaps justified, considering what both of her children had been through already. Their mother's face darkened at the mention of her former right-hand manservant. But, then she beamed as she took in Vincent's new look, and enveloped him in a hug from behind.

"Ah! Sherry, look at your baby brother! He picked his outfit out all by himself this morning! Although..." She pouted, her lower lip trembling. "Vincent, don't you think it's too warm for such heavy trousers? And all black? Wouldn't you rather---"

"Mother, please." The exasperation in his voice was not that of a fourteen year old. He looked ridiculous, with his face surrounded by Amibilia's bosom and his arms crossed defiantly. "No shortpants."

The carriage ride, thank ILA, was much quieter. Sherry hadn't said a word to him---but, then again, he wasn't wearing that ridiculous get-up this time. Now that he was experiencing it for the second time, he remembered that she had spoken to him this morning---to tell him exactly how stupid and childish that white outfit with the cape had been. He remembered sniffling over it; little wonder he had shut it out until now.

But was the fact that he'd changed clothes really what had her so quiet this morning? Their mother had mentioned some kind of trouble with whom Vincent could only assume had to be their three half-sisters---they, or their mother, were two of the top three reasons Amibilia stayed pissed off. The third, of course, being Ferrucio most of the time. However, he didn't remember Sherry ever being on the losing end of any exchanges with Ophelia or her sisters---even Estelle, although that was less because of any skill in wordplay, and more because Estelle usually wasn't the type to punch under her weight class.

Big Sis Stella. I wish I'd gotten a chance to see her...but, was she awake yet? Or is she still in a coma? He closed his eyes as they trundled along. Damn, does she leave this year?! Or is it next year? I wonder if I could stop her? But, even if I did...

His arms and legs remained crossed. When his eyes opened, they fixated on the sights passing outside. But, clearly, his mind was racing about something...and every so often, his mouth worked its way into a tight line.
The Orientation


"I, Vincent Alexo Kaides, will undertake the Class Challenge!"

His hand had been the first up; he shouted at the top of his lungs, and was heard by almost everyone in the Great Arena. The faculty member who'd been selected to give the closing address looked across the crowd for a moment before finally locking eyes with him, and when the man did his mouth opened and closed in silence for a moment. After a moment, the instructor collected himself.

"...Whom do you name as your opponent, Vincent Kaides?" said the teacher, his voice amplified through a wooden cone.

"Bennett Falcis." declared the boy. The student in question made a sound of disbelief, as every head in the rows around him turned to look at him. Bennett was two years Vincent's senior at 16, and was firmly in the middle of the Noble Class's rankings. He wasn't especially well-known, though he had all-around good grades academically and had well-balanced skills in just about every other category save (as was the norm in a Collegem focused on the knightly arts) magic. Until today, he had never even met the youngest son of the Kaides house, though he was acquainted at least from across a classroom with most of the others.

But, Vincent thought to himself with an evil smirk. What made you stand out to my dear cousins was your fanatical, blind-as-the-back-of-an-ass, loyalty. Especially to that bitch, Aqua. Because they had trusted him to carry out their orders without question and to rat on anyone else in their posse, Bennett was the "top lackey" among the twins' hanger-ons even if he wasn't the strongest or the smartest. Others like Michael Beckman were stronger and meaner, and those like Argenta Sylvester were more cunning and charismatic. Vincent wasn't as confident in his ability to beat those two, not with his current shrimpy body. But Bennett? A goblin could beat Bennett, if they knew just where to hit him.

"Bennett Falcis, you are challenged for your class ranking by Vincent Kaides. Do you accept?" called the instructor. Though he seemed unsure as he looked from side to side, amidst the mutterings and some snickering from his classmates Bennett finally nodded. He stood, and seemed to grow more confident as he strode down the stairs.

After all, Vincent hadn't even started Collegem yet, and everyone knew the Patriarch's children had somehow fallen far, far from their family tree. The youngest was said to be a crybaby, to have no talent at all even compared to his own siblings. Blaise and Aqua often talked about the Failed Generation among their cronies, laughing and poking fun at all of them behind their backs. And everyone knew Sherry, Vincent's older sister, was the biggest bitch on campus. Getting a chance to embarrass her little brother would be cathartic.

Vincent practically skipped on his way down to the arena, a wide smile plastered across his face. He immediately snatched a wooden imitation of an arming sword---it was almost like a bastard sword if one considered it proportionally to his height. Twirling it in one hand, he whistled as he mounted the arena while the faculty moved all their chairs far away from the center stage. Bennett chose a longsword, and started to reach for a shield...but, upon glancing back at Vincent, decided to forego it.

Should I tell him to go ahead? Fight me at full strength? Vincent spat over his left shoulder, barely missing his own sleeve---he wasn't used to that arm being there anymore. Nah! Make another mistake, you bastard! They met, and Bennett bowed. Vincent did not.

"Welcome to Collegem, Young Master Vincent. If I may ask, why did you choose me for this challenge?" The bootlicker was all fake smiles and etiquette now, but Vincent well remembered the sadistic glee on that face whenever Bennett got the chance to pick on someone weaker than himself. He was so repressed, whether by family or by the expectations of his classmates, that he had always relished the chance to overindulge himself on students who couldn't fight back---whether against Bennett's own strength, or more often, against the numbers and the influence at his back.

"Because I hate your fucking guts." Vincent said with a blank face, in the most monotone voice he could muster. As predicted, Bennett was flabbergasted. Before he could ask why Vincent felt that way, the instructor had approached them and raised one gloved hand.

"This Class Challenge has been accepted! The two of you have chosen your weapons. Are you ready?" He looked at both of them, and raised an eyebrow when as Vincent snapped to a perfect swordsman's salute while looking back at him with big, sparkling eyes.

"I'm weady, Mistah teacher!" announced the youngest Kaides, before finally returning Bennett's bow. "Pwease guide me, Mistah Bennett! I'm not vewy stwong yet, but I'ww do my best~!"

"H-huh? B-but you just said---" The instructor wrinkled his nose, and Bennett gulped. "Y-yes sir, I'm ready!"

"Take your stances!" The two did so. Bennett, as befitting his all-around average status, took a textbook-perfect Longpoint Guard from the Incarnate Will style's basics. Vincent, however, turned his body sideways in a "bladed" stance, with his arming sword held more like a rapier. These details weren't lost on the onlookers.

"What's with that stance?" "It's not wrong, but it's not Incarnate Will either---looks more like Geveil's fencing to me." "Why's he letting his left arm just hang limp like that, though?" "Is he mimicking someone else?"

"BEGIN!"

Vincent immediately lunged off the starting line, but not only did he aim a pinpoint thrust directly at Bennett's face, he also let out a sound that could only be described as a screech. It sounded more like a yowling cat than a battle cry. Anyone might have been shocked by it---it was a classic "fake-out" tactic to distract an opponent. Most trained fighters, however, would have the reflexes to easily counter such a straight forward attack despite any momentary disruption to their thought process.

But Vincent's attack had begun long before the instructor's signal. His challenge, his threat, and his cutesy act had kept Bennett off balance this whole time, constantly shifting back and forth. Why was he being challenged by a child he didn't know? Wait, this child hated him? What had he done to deserve that? Wait, what was Vincent trying to do in flipping a complete one-eighty in attitude like that? Obviously he was faking it, but which attitude was the fake one? And now he was screaming---

The point of Bennett's sword was slow as it CLACKED against Vincent's, displacing the thrust. There was a tenth of a second's hesitation in his counter stroke sliding down Vincent's blade, and the smaller boy was already spinning on the ball of one foot. His head lowered just enough that Bennett missed; Vincent's heel slammed into his gut just beneath his floating ribs.

There was too much weight difference between them to move him more than a step. As Vincent's foot returned to the ground Bennett's sword was already up and ready to come down---but instead of returning to a stable stance, the redheaded boy dipped low. He wasn't out of range of Bennett's double handed downstroke, but the extra distance gave him more time to get his own sword in position. Vincent's trailing right arm made a low arc before he launched his whole body upward, his shorter sword sailing through the space between them. The ascending cut got up right between Bennett's outstretched arms---reflexively, he pulled his face back and killed the momentum of his own blade! It barely nicked his wrist. However, it wasn't lost on the older boy that if these had been real blades, such a strike would've reduced him to a one-handed grip.

Vincent ducked away from the now neutered strike, and pressed his opponent with what seemed like a wild flurry of slashes. The way he moved was almost animalistic---and what began to clue the crowd in to the boy's true nature, was the unhinged laughter boiling up out of him. Bennett's blade CLICKed and CLACKed as he hurried to block the strikes. Vincent's assault was serious---was this what the senior students and the instructors called killing intent? At first Bennett was off balance, and he had lost the pace. But as the fight went on, the difference between him and Vincent's physicality became more clear---he had reach, he had speed, and he had strength. Even moreso the latter, since Vincent was only holding his weapon with one arm. Bennett re-established his stance, and soon recovered his confidence. He narrowed his eyebrows as he finally halted Vincent's advance, easily blocking every strike without moving. He was used to the repeated motions now---it seemed like the young Kaides was only aiming for his head, as if he wanted a knockout blow.

Then Vincent feinted high, and Bennett steeled himself to block only for the younger boy to let his point fall aside. Having already set his weight, Bennett was frozen in space for an instant.

He saw the kick coming in painfully slow motion. The crowd's bugged out eyes followed Vincent's foot at the same speed. Meanwhile, in that same slowed time, Vincent's head shook side to side like a rabid dog as his tongue hung out of his mouth. The tip of Vincent's fancy shoe drove itself into Bennett's groin like a spring dandelion bursting through a concrete sidewalk.

A thud, and then a scream that rose high enough to shatter glass before cutting itself off. Bennett's knees shook as he took one stumbling step back, and then another. His eyes were bloodshot, and his sword trembled in his grip. But, you didn't get to the Noble class at the Kaides' Collegem Illustre without learning to take a little pain. He managed a hoarse gasp. He set his teeth, and with all the anger now fueling him he prepared to break his sword over Vincent's smarmy little skull---!

"You know Bennett," Vincent said---when had the boy gotten beside him!?---"Cousin Aqua says she loves you a lot~!"

"Whu-huh?" Bennett blinked, a pink blush rising to his paling cheeks. Vincent slammed his wooden sword down on the back of the boy's neck. The noble-class fell knees-first to the hard tiles, his vision swimming as pain shot down his spine and his arms, all the way to the tips of his fingers. One hand let go of his sword, because he had to catch himself. Voice barely audible as nausea swam in his guts, he looked up pitifully at the youngest Kaides.

"I yie--GUHK!" The point of Vincent's sword rammed into his jaw, almost knocking out a few teeth. Bennett retched as it nearly scratched the back of his throat.

"Don't you fucking say it!" Vincent snarled, leaning close to the older boy. "I'm enjoying this!" He withdrew his blade only to kick Bennett again, driving him down to his side upon the ground. The sixteen year old put his hands over his head and cowered as Vincent began to bludgeon him with the practice weapon, over and over and over again. Bennett cried out as he took a hit on his arms, but then he was struck in the floating ribs. When he tried to cover those up, Vincent laid into his back and shoulders. When he guarded that, Vincent stomped on one of his knees.

His growling continued, low enough for just Bennett to hear.

"Get UP! Put me in my place now, you pathetic trash! Beg me for mercy! Scream for those two to save you! They don't give a shit about you---no one does! No one will! No one SHOULD!"

Vincent's sword was caught in mid-stroke. The next thing the boy knew, he was flying through the air---the teacher's hand was outstretched as he came between them. Vincent landed like a cat in a crouch, smiling mischievously even as the proctor eyed him with a narrowed gaze.

"STOP! This duel is over!" said the teacher, loud enough that even without the bullhorn the crowd could hear him. "Vincent Kaides is the victor! He shall be promoted to the Noble Class!" A cacophony broke out in the stands---some cheered, while others were less than plussed about this sudden surprise.

"He crotch kicked him!? Is that legal?!" "What was that? Can you even call that swordsmanship?" "I thought he was supposed to be some kind of crybaby?" "Dude, he got into the Noble Class on his first day! I think that's the fastest anyone has ever done it!" "Hahaha! That Falcis guy's a loser, he got his ass handed to him by a freshie!"

"HEEEEEEEEEY!"

The teacher, the crowd, and even the infirmary nurses gathering the catatonic Bennett onto a stretcher turned to see young Vincent standing with arms outstretched at the center of the arena.

"IF ANY OF YOU MISSED IT---MY NAME IS VINCENT, ALEXO, GOD-DAMNED KAIDES!!!" He pointed towards the upraised center section of the stands, where all of his family, extended family, and servants were looking down at him. "And by midterms, I'll be back to bust up the Elite class too! So all of you---!" he swept his arm around, turning a circle to get the entire crowd. "JUST WATCH ME!"

As the redhead now confidently stomped back towards his seat, the teacher who had refereed the duel certainly did keep an eye on the boy. He also glanced down at his hand---the one that had reached out to shove Vincent off of poor Bennett.

I never reached him. He had, to his own discredit, been too slow to stop the fight. Like many others, he had been stunned by both the skill and the sheer viciousness the youngest Kaides had displayed. But, once it had become apparent Vincent would gladly beat the other boy to death if allowed, the teacher had jumped up and moved towards him with all the swiftness he could muster short of activating his own Aura. When Vincent brought back the sword, he had reached out to grab it.

And at that moment, Vincent had looked over his left shoulder. It was a sidelong glance---the kind one might give a mosquito that had entered the corner of their eye. No more than a blink. Vincent had not been pushed away by the teacher. He had jumped, like a cat that notices a snake at its feet. The proctor hadn't so much stopped the final blow, as just caught the sword before it fell.

He sensed me coming. No Aura, just sheer environmental awareness. The teacher clenched his fist. I wonder what kind of training he's done, to become so sensitive to his surroundings at that age...

Then, the other Kaides children began to raise their hands. More Challenges were called.
Watching the Others


Oh, you've definitely fucked things up now. Vincent thought to himself. The normally taciturn Rodin had called out a challenger, and it was Michael Beckman of all people. Had the half-elf been inspired by watching his youngest cousin take it to the bullies? Blaise and Aqua's henchmen had been building their reputations for the better part of two years now, after all. Maybe longer than that for some of them---sheer talent reigned over seniority within the Collegem, and as part of the Elite class the Twins even held sway over the upperclassmen in classes below their own. Did I really hype everyone up that much? Hell yeah---they're ALL going to notice me this time!

But, in the end, there was really only one person he had to make notice him, wasn't there? One person whose respect could not be earned. Vincent would claw it from the old man's hands this time. And then after he forced the words out of him...

Even Isana had challenged someone! Vincent was almost certain she'd never taken the spotlight for herself like that! And, of all the strategies, spitting right in her opponent's mouth-- "Damn, wish I'd thought of that!"

And then...Ophelia, and his sister. For the first time, Vincent's guts rolled inside him. He felt a hot shame rising like bile in his throat. Ophelia... For a moment, memories of the past---his real past---flashed before his eyes. But at the same time, he was confused and irritated. Why Sherry? I mean, she's a bitch, but why not someone else? Surely you could've gone after... And then, he realized it. No, it wasn't just that Olivia could have gone after someone else---Olivia shouldn't have been able to go after anyone! Her body was even more pathetic than his own, and any kind of exertion always sent her into coughing and vomiting fits!

But now...

Hold the fucking show. He stood up in his seat as his full sister and half-sister dueled. Those skills...Could Ophelia really do that, when we were in Collegem? His mouth gaped like a caught fish. Could it be? Was that why everyone else had suddenly started calling challenges? He had already noticed a few other things not happening exactly according to memory, but...was it just because he was messing with the timeline? Or were the others...

He turned in a slow circle, looking at all his family members around him. Most of them were concerned with Ophelia and Sherry's duel, but a few of them met his eyes. Most of the servants seemed to see him in an entirely new light---but they were looking at him much the same way they used to look at Sherry. He was getting absolute murder-dagger glares from the Twins, and "Cousin Sylas" looked like a thundercloud had come to rest over the top half of his face. But, among all of them---

@OwO "Big Sis Stella!!!"

Vincent sprinted further up the stands, stretching his short legs as far as they'd go with each step. He saw her, still in the wheelchair, sitting next to the Second Lady--- "Big Sis Stella!"
Would there be any supernatural elements to this? Like martial arts masters using their Qi to achieve supernatural feats of strength and such? Or were you thinking it'd be closer to just an alternate history story? Like a retelling of the Yellow Turban Rebellion or something?
@Atlas946@King Cosmos@Thunder999999@MooiEen

My apologies, I meant to mention you guys in the "As Time Passes" section! But, new post is up! If I forgot anyone or if anything needs more clarification, let me know!


Rodin
Kaides Estate - Hallways
@Remram

The panicked Balbys whirled on Rodin as if he expected someone to attack him. Then, as the butler heaved fast breaths, he blinked in confusion. No doubt he was surprised that Rodin, of any of the Kaides children, had been the one to reach out to him. It was an open secret that the First Wife didn't think much of the half-breed, and many others in the household were the same. Balbys stepped back from the boy, and looked from side to side as if afraid someone would spot them together and assume they were conspiring. Rodin couldn't have known, of course, that the manservant was already on Amabilia's blacklist.

"Ah, Y-young Master R-Rodin... It's, it's nothing!" Balbys waved his hands, sweat clearly standing out on the man's brow. "J-just...a minor issue! After all, my lady wants everything perfect on---" His jaw tensed with every word-- "Young Master Vincent's f-first day! Please, excuse my rudeness!" With a terse bow, he spun on his heel.

But, Rodin's elven ears caught what others might have missed as the butler continued down the hall.
"That little bastard, he couldn't have found me out by himself! Someone else is in on this---out to ruin me! But two can play at that game---That milk-sucking brat thinks he's all grown up now, does he...?"

Ferrucio
Kaides Estate Grounds - Servant's Gate
@ERode

"Ah, but..." The two guards looked at each other. Not being part of the household help involved in their childcare, it wasn't really typical for the men-at-arms to oppose any of the household children. Yet, one of them managed to muster up the courage to enforce the rules---or at least, attempt to keep himself from getting in trouble with someone whose word would overrule Ferrucio's.

"I'm sorry young master, but it's inadvisable to let you go alone. We should arrange at least a few guards to escort you." He looked at his companion, who nodded in support. "In fact, given today's importance, it might be even better if you just sent some of the help for this errand. What is it that you need so urgently?"

If Ferrucio waited around for the guards to run and get others, he would lose valuable time---but, at the same time, it would mean only one guard would remain behind to watch this gate. Yet, if he didn't try to force his way out or do something drastic like jumping the wall, there was also the possibility he could fast-talk himself out of the estate with a small posse in tow, and then maybe shake them off his tail.


Kaides Main House - Hallways


Sherry

@Silver Carrot

Now having given himself a cursory cleaning and donning something more suitable than the outfit his mother had picked out, Vincent looked through a satchel one of the other servants had put together with his school supplies, presumably the previous night or something. His head raced with thoughts, but not of the Orientation.

Awakening Aura needs to be the priority, I think. Even if I knew enough about the early days of the war to contribute any information, I don't have enough credibility for anyone to take me seriously. And to be honest, I was too far from the front lines to know much about those first two years. The first place hit on our soil was...Solvah, right? The "Dawn Massacre" or something, they called it? I don't even know if I could point Solvah out on a map. But if Viskard had gotten involved a lot earlier than that, we wouldn't have been caught with our pants down.

Despite his best efforts to crush it and remove the weakness from himself, Vincent had some heart left. He fully intended to claw his way to the top of the Kaides and stomp down anyone who looked at him funny in this second life. But he would be a fool to ignore the Demons, and what they'd done. He hated those monsters, each and every one of them, almost as much as he hated the Patriarch.

And in order to re-Awaken my Aura...Because my Type was Sensation, I wonder if using the Kastell method would speed it up? Unlike the Incarnate Will Style he'd been forced to use, despite his physically frail stature as a child, the Kastell method's focus on manipulating the body's senses through water stimulation might have better suited him. Or...damn, there's an idea! Is it possible for me to develop a different type than I originally had? Has anyone at this time figured out the Purification methods?

There was also the matter of undoing Balbys's crappy training methods, and putting some real muscle on his tiny frame. With his head full of possibilities, Vincent walked the halls that his body seemed to remember better than his mind did in search of the stairs down to the ground floor. At some point, he remembered being taken by carriage to the Collegem...

Then, a flurry of long hair and long skirts shot past him. As he turned in surprise, Sherry braced herself against the wall, heaving as if she were going to vomit. But the expression of rage on her face was one that Vincent remembered well---even if she hadn't used it on him as frequently as some others. Ferrucio or one of the staff must have pissed her off already.

Was she this mad the first time? I don't even remember if we saw each other before we got to the ceremony... He sighed. Get yourself together, you bi---

Then he remembered the last time he had seen her. Seen what the Demons had done to her---what they would do to her, if things didn't change this time around. Just like with his mother, Vincent felt a painful throbbing in his chest that he wanted to shut out and couldn't. And then he saw the tears in the corner of her eyes as she picked up her proud little head.

"...Sister? Are you...alright?" he asked her, trying to put on his most innocent face as he stepped towards Sherry, his right hand hesitantly reaching out...

Estelle, Isana, Ophelia, & Lady Crescence
Kaides Main House, Ground Floor - Common Dining Hall
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As Estelle, Ophelia, Isana, and the Lady Crescence watched Sherry suddenly flee from the room, they would see the poor flustered Giles spin in place to keep from dropping the tray of ice water and freshly brewed tea he'd brought as the young woman charged past him. As he barely managed to set it down without a single drop escaping the glass or kettle, he sighed in relief---only to jump again as the First Wife herself, Amabilia, barged into the dining hall through the other room.

"Sherry, I've been looking all over---!" she began, but the girl was already gone, running far too fast for her untrained mother to even think of catching up. As the noblewoman snapped her fan out and fanned herself in irritation, she turned on the other four women in the room.

"Crescence! What have your girls done to upset her so!?" she demanded in a crisp tone. Then, her eyes locked on the wheelchair-bound Estelle, and her brow furrowed beneath her silken veil. "Don't tell me...are you still making those accusations about Estelle's accident?!" The First Wife pointed one shiny, sharp nail at the Second. "If you must take out your anger in such an uncouth manner, at least have the common decency to come to me directly---don't you dare to accost my children!"


As Time Passes...



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Kaides Main House, 3rd Floor




"...And on TOP of all that, he's barely taught me any actual swordplay, because he lied about his qualifications!" The veins in Balbys's neck and forehead were fit to burst. Through bloodshot eyes and a jaw tense enough to crack his teeth, all he could do was stand stoically as Vincent outed every one of the man's flaws---and even invented a few new ones he knew the butler couldn't afford to dispute, because explaining how his young "ward" had twisted the truth would in fact expose more truths. "He might've come from Geviel, but he's never even met Fors Darkwood! Everything he claims he learned about the Kastell style comes from a treatise he bought in some secondhand shop!"

Vincent had been weak as a child, and clumsy, and a crybaby. All of those things were true. But being caned by his tutors---a smack on the hand when he answered a question wrongly, a stripe across the legs when he failed to perform a technique---and shamed by other members of the family like his sister and that bastard Sylas's brood, as well as the bullying he'd experienced in Collegem, had all done just as much damage to him as his lack of talent. Balbys had often forced him to do ridiculous drills, like performing a basic technique one thousand times, not because he truly believed in the proven power of repetition, but because he only knew a handful of actual attacks, blocks, and stances. Even if Vincent completed the tasks he was given in a satisfactory manner, the man would only come up with some other excuse not to teach him other things. Even if practicing the fundamentals over and over was itself a fundamental method, learning through repetition still required using those techniques in different contexts, understanding how they flowed into or interacted against other techniques, or studying the tactics and principles behind them. Just blindly swinging a stick in the air had never done him any good.

So this time, he was going to get rid of Balbys, and everyone else who'd gotten in his way.

The man couldn't beat him in front of his own mother, no matter how badly Vincent embarrassed him. Even if Amabilia did allow him to administer a "punishment," he wouldn't be able to do much more than spank the boy a few times in her presence. And by making every accusation he could possibly remember at once---Balbys's perverted comments towards Sherry; his falsified claims to be an Expert swordsman; his frequent day-drinking; his occasional purchase of illicit drugs from slum dealers (granted, for his own recreational use, but Vincent left that part out); and a hushed-up harassment of one of the younger maids, whose dismissal he arranged when she refused his advances---the heap of crimes would outweigh the demand for evidence that Vincent was, admittedly, lacking.

But Vincent, even through rose-tinted memories, knew the kind of person his mother was, deep down. More than likely, she already knew about some of these things. Perhaps she had even covered for Balbys at one time or another. Yet, a noble lady of her standing absolutely could not have such bad influences around her precious children. If Vincent knew about these things, and if it were known that her little baby boy was being mentored by such a scumbag, how would that reflect on her as his mother?

It simply couldn't be allowed, now could it? It would tarnish the pristine Kaides reputation!

"...I see." Amabilia had produced a fan from somewhere, and used it to hide any expression from her mouth or nose. Vincent knew that look in her eyes well enough, though, to see that he'd won. He smirked devilishly at Balbys as his mother turned to face the man. "Balbys."

"M-my lady, the...the young master is m-mistaken!" The butler immediately began to flail as he was going under the water. "He's, he's just a little boy, and he's always had such a vivid imagination!"

"Be silent." Amabilia was not a warrior; she had never awakened an aura. But, as the sole heiress of a merchant empire known for its ruthless negotiations, and holder of titles that were bought and paid for with silver tongues, her words alone carried the power of a blade. "Balbys, by order of myself as First Wife of the Lord Patriarch, you are to be temporarily relieved of your duties pending an investigation into my son's accusations. Until then, you are to march yourself back to your quarters, and remain on strict house arrest until I send for you." Her fan fluttered as the butler's face spasmed---he shot Vincent a look that, even without his Aura, the boy could tell held a sickening level of murderous intent.

He smiled wider at the man---and matched that killing intent blow for blow. He had returned to childhood, but on the inside he was still the man who'd fought in the worst war humanity had ever lost, a man who'd carved off his own arm before killing the Wyvern that made it necessary. Balbys, by comparison, was some drift-and-grifter who had lucked into a well-paid position wiping the backsides of nobility--despite his claims to the sword, he had probably never fought anything more vicious than a half-starved highway bandit. Vincent's hateful, spiteful, concentrated malice was projected through his eyes and into the butler's soul.

Go ahead, kill me! I'll drag you through the mud, and into the grave with me!

The man reeled back as if he'd been punched in the face. Blinking like a kicked puppy, Balbys looked back at Amabilia's unflinching gaze--no doubt wondering if she was aware of the monster standing behind her skirts.

"Balbys? Shall I have you escorted, like a proper criminal?" Amabilia demanded, snapping her fan back together and pointing it at the servant, who flinched back from it like an animal retreating from a torch flame. "Or do you have enough dignity remaining to you to do as I say? Surely you, as a loyal servant of the House, know what will happen to you should you run from me?"

The butler made a choked, high-pitched sound in his throat, before he brought his trembling legs together and managed a shaky bow.

"Y-yes, m-my Lady...buh, by your order, I, I shall...t-take my leave...My, my d-deepest apologies..." He managed to hold himself together until he had backed out of the room...and then his rapid footsteps beat a terrified flight down the halls.

"...Really, Vincent!" Amabilia sighed, before turning back to her son, eyes now beginning to tear up. "What has gotten into you this morning? You really don't like the outfit Mummy picked for you?" Vincent's wicked smirk immediately turned to exasperation.

That guy's been working for you for ten years, and you're probably gonna have him lashed at the stocks until he can't walk. But you're concerned about some damn shortpants?!

"...Mother, I've had a dream." He turned away from her, folding his hands behind his back as he stood at his bedroom window. "And in that dream, I realized just how...childish, and weak, I've been until now." If he really had come back to the past...if this was Collegem Orientation Day...That meant he was freshly fourteen years old (By ILA's name, if this was how I looked at fourteen bloody years old I guess I deserved to get bullied!). Ten whole years before his own death. Almost half his entire lifetime. What could he accomplish, in that span of time, with knowledge no one else had?

"And so I've decided that, from this moment on, I'm going to be different. I'll train harder, I'll outwork all my brothers and sisters and cousins! I'll study harder than anyone else at the Collegem! I'm going to remake myself, in the true image of a Kaides!"

And real Kaides don't earn respect. They take it--by whatever means necessary! They rise, by stepping on the backs of those beneath them! Isn't that right, dear Father?!

"So, in light of that...I apologize, again, for my behavior thus far." He turned back to Amabilia, having composed himself into the proper, sweet, precious little boy he she expected him to be. He wondered if she was so used to putting on her own masks that she would recognize his at some point, but nonetheless he gave her a bright, dimpled smile. "But, I think, for a moment like this, perhaps it'd be more suitable if I chose my own outfit?"

Her hug surprised him with its genuine warmth. In the unexpected embrace, his head nestled on his mother's shoulder, Vincent again felt emotions he'd thought long dead yearning for life once more.

"Oooh, my sweet baby! You really are growing up!" The noble woman was practically bawling. "I'm so proud of you! I understand why you were failing now---that terrible, disgusting Balbys! Mummy's going to deal with him, don't you worry your darling little head!"

"Why I was failing," huh? Does she even realize she was blaming it on me? Or have I always been just some doll for her to parade around?

"Very well! You're right, you're a big boy now, getting ready to be a man just like your wonderful father! Oh, you've always looked so much like he did when he was young!" She released him from the hug, and patted his head with one gloved hand. "Why don't you pick something to wear, then, and come show me? I'll go check on your sister, and leave you to it--just remember, don't be late!" Holding her skirts, she flounced out of the room all smiles and waves. The door slammed behind her rather forcefully.

"...Fucking finally." Vincent let his fake smile fall, and glowered at the contents of his wardrobe. "Alright. Orientation day. Which means..." The corner of his lip rose, exposing a glittering canine tooth that hadn't been knocked out yet.

"I need something that'll hide bloodstains..."


Kaides Estates, Servant's Gate
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As Ferrucio made his way out of the Main House and away from the well trimmed gardens and walkways, as well as any servants or noble siblings who might be out and about on the bright morning, he would find himself on a well worn dirt path. From the servant's doors into the Kaides manor, this road was used to unload carts full of goods for the kitchens and other supplies that the butlers and maids would further sort into their proper places. It passed between two rows of delicately trimmed hedgerows of white cedar, just barely taller than a man, hiding it from the wide open plots of the Estate. But, as he came to the impressively fortified brick walls that surrounded the Kaides properties, he found himself faced with a gate that would, of course, be guarded. Two men-at-arms in the family's employ, barely higher ranked than the household staff themselves and of no blood relation to the Clan, noticed his approach.

"Ah, g-good morning, Young...Master?" The two glanced at each other, then back at the youth who wore a cloak and boots, but still had on his night clothes while carrying a basket of foodstuffs. One raised a gauntlet over his chin as he hissed at the other one, "Which one is he?"

"What brings you out and about so early? Shouldn't you be getting ready for, uh, the Orientation at the Collegem?"

While he could freely roam the Estates themselves, if Ferrucio wanted to leave the grounds entirely he would likely find it more difficult than simply sneaking out of the manor. For their own safety, noble children rarely left their homes without an entourage of some sort. And, in Ferrucio's case, rather than getting permission from his own parents his...unique...circumstances would require that he be allowed to go on whatever journey he desired by his own "young mistress," or--even worse--her mother.

Anyone between the 3rd and 1st floors might come across--or be nearly run-down by--the panicked Balbys. Normally a man who put on many airs of sophistication (while often subtly insulting others) he now had the look of someone hunted by a Wulver pack.




Kaides Main House, 3rd Floor




"...Did he really just say that to me?"

The Patriarch's last words, somehow carried across emptiness by the resonance between two Divine Auras, wrung Vincent's soul out until he felt as if every ounce of hateful rage, of tearful sorrow---anguish, rejection, vindication, retribution, ignorance, realization---all of it, as if all of it was being twisted out of him like dirty bathwater.

"How dare you.
How DARE you!
How dare YOU!?"


Everything was twisting around him, spiraling down and down and down. As he was pulled back, screaming every ounce of defiance against death and the world and demonkind and his own father, the last thing he remembered was the blazing gold and nebulous black crystal impaling his empty eye socket.

"After all of this...why that?"

His eyes opened. Both of them. Red silk, white curtains, a downy pillow. Sunlight through an open window; birdsong; the smell of lilies, violets, and lavender in the crystal vase the maids always had to leave on his table by his mother's orders. His fingers gripped the edge of the sheets as if he were going to tear himself free.

Where...? This is...my room? He rolled to his left, as he always did so that he could place his right palm against the ground and push himself up---But his left arm pinched against his body and the mattress, as pins and needles pricked his fingertips. For the first time in two years he felt it! With a gasp he recoiled, nearly tumbling out of the bed---with muttered curses and a great deal of thrashing, Vincent Kaides finally roused himself from the cocoon of sheets and throw-blankets.

My body---My body! He swept the thin curtains aside and stumbled on legs that were no longer the right length. He fell against a vanity dresser, and gazed into the mirror. ---How? What kind of magic...no, it's not possible, is it? And yet!

Vincent looked down at his hands. Young, barely calloused, intact. The room swam as he turned his head---he wasn't used to having full depth-perception anymore. He felt...not whole. Something was missing. Now closing his eyes, he sent his consciousness deep into the depths of self only to find it empty. Cold panic seized him, turning curiosity and a budding excitement into sudden fear. He could no longer feel his Aura! After so many grueling years of training, after everything he'd given up---!

No. There, between his navel and his spine, smaller than a grain of barley. A tiny, fragile, sputtering spark. An ember that needed to be fed before it could alight once more. In the past, it had starved, but now his past was his present. How far had he come back? He gazed into the mirror again, turning his left cheek towards the glass.

No dueling scar. So this is before Blaise's lackeys "put me in my place." He lifted up his nightshirt, revealing smooth, pale skin that had little fat on it, yet was soft and untoned. That old bastard's "training" never accomplished squat, either, so I must not have entered Collegem yet to get any real work done. So I'm...what, ten? Eleven? God, was I really this scrawny and pathetic?!

At that moment a knock sounded at his door. Three times, rapt and loud, but merely a courtesy before his mother asserted her authority by barging in anyway. And as always, that dog Balbys was at her shoulder. As soon as Vincent saw him, both fists clenched and a snarl twisted his face; the ember of Aura deep in his guts was replaced by hateful bile, a bitter indigestion that soured in his belly.

But his mother was all skirts and twirls as she swept him into her embrace, and suddenly the small, shriveled parts of him that were still human---emotions he thought he'd killed long ago---begged him to return the gesture and sob into her shoulder. He refused, but by god he wanted to just melt down more than anything he'd wanted in almost a decade.

"Good morning, my darling!" Amabilia Kaides said, her voice as loud and her noble accent as polished as it has always been---even in private moments like this, anyone passing by the halls had to know that she was a proper and outstanding member of high society. She had to turn heads, had to make sure the image she was presenting was always seen---

And yet, Vincent had missed her terribly.

"Are you excited for your first day of Collegem?" she beamed, not even waiting for his answer before she gestured to the manservant. "I've prepared the most wonderful outfit for you! We have to make sure your first impression is---"

"Oh fuck me, not that again!"

In the shocked, wide-eyed silence that followed, Vincent pushed himself away from his mother's bosom, which was rapidly paling in color just like her almost-bloodless face. Behind her, Balbys looked like he'd choked on something as he held aloft the offending garment. Vincent pointed at it, standing with feet spread and shoulders hunched like a guard dog with its hackles raised as he barked his refusal.

"Enough with those pansy-ass shortpants! God DAMN it, I forgot how much I fuckin' HATED those things!"

"V-v-v-v-v-Vinceeeeent---!" Amabilia's satin-gloved hands went to her cheeks in horror, even as her jaw clenched so tightly one of her perfect white teeth might have cracked.

"Language, young master!" Balbys suddenly snapped, using a tone reminiscent of a drill instructor bringing soldiers to heel. For an exact tenth of a second, Vincent felt a deeply buried piece of his muscle memory tremble at that voice. He remembered, in that instant, how this tutor had always berated and abused him, from the time he was seven years old until the day that---. No. In the end, he was an ant nibbling at my ankles. "How could you speak such filthy words in front of your noble mother---!"

"The same way you could always say my bitch of a sister "would look at lot better on her back," when you thought I wasn't listening, you derelict two-faced shit!" The instincts honed by years of grueling battle felt the blow coming, and he ducked under it. His mother, standing to her full height now, raised her hand to try and slap him again.

"Vincent, stop speaking like that this instant!" Her voice was broken and higher than usual. Vincent had rarely seen her make such a face in public, especially around him. But, as he looked past her and saw Balbys holding a facade as stiff as concrete while inwardly frothing at the mouth---he could tell because he remembered that, every time the man started grinding the toe of one shoe against the ground, that Vincent would be belted as soon as the coast was clear---he realized something:

He had been sent back to the past, and yet he was not the same. A mind that had learned, for the sake of survival, to think quickly and to seize on every opening no matter how unfair or underhanded, began to spin.

"...I'm so, so sorry, dear, lovely Mother---please forgive me." Bringing his bare heels together---goddammit, my pajamas are shortpants too!?---and placing one hand over his heart, he bowed deeply at the waist as he composed himself. "But please, let me explain why I couldn't help my shameful outburst!" For a moment, Amabilia's considerable chest heaved as she caught her breath. Then, she turned towards Balbys...and as her eyes narrowed, she nodded at Vincent.

"...Yes, please, do give an account for your behavior!" Her posh accent was fully back in control now. As the butler stepped forward, mouth on the verge of opening, she held up a palm to silence him. "And tell me, Vincent, what is it you claim to have heard Balbys say?"

Well, technically, he never said it around me. Head still bowed, Vincent grinned wickedly. But I damn sure know he's let it slip amongst other company by now. Because boys would always be boys, even as men sitting around the bar and saying things they thought would remain in confidence; and those men had little brothers who bullied even younger boys in the schoolyard. Sherry had never wanted for enemies---but she had never been as easy a target as her younger sibling.

"Of course, Mother!" He smiled sweetly as he raised his head, willing a childlike blush to come to his cheeks. As he did so, he reached towards a tall wooden wardrobe.

I'm still not wearing those godforsaken shorts.
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