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Honestly, the more I think about it, the more I realize I'm kinda tired of superhero movies in general.

I've spent practically every goddamn day for the past two years on the defensive about liking BvS (five years, once you include MoS), and have made zero headway. Any time I say anything nice about it, I'm met with the same insipid memes, deliberate oversimplification, and name-calling. Really stains your ability to enjoy something when you open up a giant can of worms every time you mention it.

And I'm bored to death with the Marvel movies. Yeah, this is partly resentment since every time Marvel does well, it's taken as another excuse to drag everyone's proverbial balls across my face, but I've watched every one of their movies and have never had any desire to watch any of them a second time. I find most of the characters to be basically interchangeable, I think stylistically they're samey and uninteresting, and I think they lean way too heavily on "fun" (which is mostly just Whedonesque mumble-speaking and lampshade-hanging) in place of anything of substance. At this point I only watch them to keep up with the Joneses.

So really, my only two options are to keep being hounded for liking I'm not supposed to, or going along with the crowd and pretending to like something I don't. Neither of which really feels like a winning choice.


People just gotta stop caring so damn much about comic movies.

Come join my in my denial+nostalgia box est. 2012 were there are no modern superhero movies at all; only good ol' certified good superhero cartoons. And pre-52 comics.
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You're gonna need to write at least five sex scenes to get the taste of people legitimately liking a film with Jessie Eisenberg's Jim Carrey's Lex Luthor and a plot that makes about as much sense as eating frozen pizza straight from the box out of my mouth.

Opinions being what they are, I can't overstate the legitimate unbridled hatred that I have for that movie. I have an easier time swallowing the pill that is the previous Batman movie, which ended with him quitting for good after already having retired for 8 years because Christopher Nolan decided to go auteur with the franchise rather than stick with the arc that The Dark Knight both set up and paid off.

It's been a rough decade for me on the live action Batman front.

(Though I guess I should still count myself lucky compared to others, who either haven't had their favorite characters show up in a film yet or did, and it was Green Lantern, Catwoman, Suicide Squad or some shit.)


Meanwhile, I'm over here in Captain America land frolicking like an idiot

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I cringe every time I see even the slightest rumor of casting for the alleged Nightwing movie.

Quite frankly, Hollywood hasn't called me yet so I don't know how they're making this thing.
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Why stay up for 24hrs reading the IC when you can put a headphone in and have Google narrate it to you while you accomplish other things?


I've considered reading my posts and throwing up a podcast link with each one to make it easier to catch up on and adding the link under the title of each post...

just need to figure out hosting without eating a ton of space/cost.
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I've considered reading my posts and throwing up a podcast link with each one to make it easier to catch up on and adding the link under the title of each post...

just need to figure out hosting without eating a ton of space/cost.


I would just wonder why Moon Knight was singing "Land Down Under" over and over again?
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I've considered reading my posts and throwing up a podcast link with each one to make it easier to catch up on and adding the link under the title of each post...

just need to figure out hosting without eating a ton of space/cost.


I mean, Vocaroo is simple.
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Thank you. I'm turning thirty tomorrow. Time to start reading everything in large print.


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I would just wonder why Moon Knight was singing "Land Down Under" over and over again?


Because Frenchie smiled and gave him a vegemite sandwich, ok!?
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Because Frenchie smiled and gave him a vegemite sandwich, ok!?


Was Frenchie from Brussels?
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I mean, Vocaroo is simple.


*Trying to tell if genuine suggestion or mocking Australianism*
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Was Frenchie from Brussels?


He flew out from Brussels. And Ultimate Frenchie is also 6'4" and full of muscles.
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*Trying to tell if genuine suggestion or mocking Australianism*


Genuine. It's a simple website you can record audio on and post a link to. No need for downloading programs, uploading to podcast sites, or dealing with paid subscriptions. Simple, but effective.

Also, I had no prior knowledge of you being an Aussie until Byrd's comment above.
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*Spoilers*

Later Marc Spector meets a strange lady called Stained Glass Scarlet who makes him nervous...

...she takes him in and cooks him breakfast.
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Thank you. I'm turning thirty tomorrow. Time to start reading everything in large print.


You're already 30 here, old man.

Facebook told me so and I know that asshole Zuckerberg goes through your garbage for thrown out mail to make sure he's selling accurate information about you.
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I've considered reading my posts and throwing up a podcast link with each one to make it easier to catch up on and adding the link under the title of each post...

just need to figure out hosting without eating a ton of space/cost.


Upload them to YouTube.
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Nobody wins if they have to look at me...
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Just spent the past 2 hours getting Spider-Woman pictures ready for stuff.

Have plenty for when I use Green Goblin...at the end of...next season.

*sigh*

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@Hound55 Ive uplaoded unlisted recordings of my friends and I playing TTRPGs where I replaced the video with black screen; its worked great for me,and my mug.
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Nobody wins if they have to look at me...


Just superimpose @Byrd Man over your face. Instant one million views.
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I guess that I am also going to post a two-parter as a way of finishing off my first ever arc.
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