I occasionally go on bike rides.

@The Harbinger of Ferocity

Hey, it's great that you know what you want and you stick to your guns. I wish I were the same, to be honest. I hate confrontation so I avoid it like the black plague, even if it means I lie and end up digging a hole for myself.

@The Harbinger of Ferocity you talk too much. you have to learn to shut up. nobody wants to read your big block of text. whenever I see it, I just skim over it, and I suspect many others do, too. "oh, it's this guy again. booorrringgg"

You're a dick.

I find what Harb has to say to be educational.

For amusement's sake enjoy two facts about myself, first being that I recognize you and others retain the power to skim over posts you deem "too long", @StormOfShadows. So with this in mind, I haven't any fantasies, intentions, or actual needs of changing for anyone. To phrase it politely otherwise, "If you aren't interested in reading, don't." as its not a hair off my hide if one opts not to. Second, as a bonus fact about myself in this same vein, I specifically articulate what I have to say in full because leaving people to guess what I mean is woefully ineffective. Thank you for your opinion however, consider it noted, and now back to more interesting facts.

@Liv, it is a fact I would learn well in contrast to lie than to be excessively honest. I am too honest, to the point that it has been stated to me before that I should learn to lie for the sake of avoiding confrontation or to make people more comfortable. I personally have a difficult time grappling with the concept of lying and it strikes me as all very alien; worse yet, I tend to forget anything I perceive as not relevant. This in turn creates scenarios where people come to think I might be lying because I realistically should know but cannot recall.

The tremendous show of being an "internet tough guy" is not going to get you particularly far with me, @StormOfShadows. To address your questions in order of presentation, no less, summarized as apparently reading is woefully difficult for you based on your complaints, here they are. Try not to trouble yourself too much by spending the time reading them, clearly you have better things to do like bother the rest of the Spam forum.

Yes, people do actively read a large amount of what I have to say when we are having a conversation if they are interested in actually holding it in the first place. Yes, I do believe I am not a "complete creep" because I cannot name a sole thing people generally regard as "creepy" that I do. Yes, because I am not a "weirdo", the word you are grasping for would be "eccentric". Yes, I believe my posts are meaningful because I have had people remark to me that giving them long, thoughtful responses sincerely means someone actually reads what they have to say and consider it, let alone respond, and so by any standard that is clear quantifier of significance.

To borrow your words, I think it's time to realize the truth, which is that for all your problematic behavior, all your agitating, you're just a troll. So either kindly, politely participate in the vein of the topic as everyone else or leave, that simple. So in the spirit of that, let me provide another example.

I do not like people who whine.

Lol...Ignoring unnecessary drama is a gift.

@Gunther

Nah, no drama. This idiot just needs to shut the f--- up. It's not even that he's on Ferocity's case, people like him tick me off to no extent, and I wish I could come out of his screen and hit him with a bat.

See what I mean about the adjustment disorder? I'm easy to piss off.

Lol...Ignoring unnecessary drama is a gift.

Agreed... I see drama and I'm like "Okay time to move on from this."

I mean, I, of all people, understand that this is a topic in the SPAM sub-forum.

But some people abuse that fact to just be out right rude.

And yeah, before you start whining, I call people a dick when they're being a dick, which makes me a dick, but whatever.

Yeah @HaleyTheRandom, it doesn't take much effort for trolls to be a dick, especially when they grow a pair of internet-balls in their mom's basement and hide behind a computer screen spewing out garbage to make themselves feel better at the end of the day.

Of course take that same person and ask them to, oh...perhaps contribute in a positive way to the world, and they don't have time for that.

Trolls will be Trolls.

*shrug*

...Anyway, let's put this crazy train back on it's rails again :)

Fun Random Fact: We like to play "Hide and Scare" in my household, so my kids thought it would be funny to do that to their grandmother yesterday not realizing the poor woman was carrying a glass casserole dish when they decided to jump out from around the corner. Thankfully she did not suffer a stroke although I had my girls pick up every tiny fragment of glass.

...and there must have been thousands.

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals! :)

I was left in charge of the small humans for the holiday while paying visit to family. Unsurprisingly, this resulted in no shortage of cat questions and wanting to play. Keeping them off and away has been a challenge.

I love children. This is why I had four of them. I recall being a teenager and picking up the nickname, "Pied Piper" because I was always entertaining the children.

Today is my Birthday.

Today is my Birthday.

Happy Birthday! :D

Cut it out Storm.