PSST! HEY KIDS! YA WANNA SUMDAT FINGALICKIN' GUUUUUUD CHUUNIBYOU RPIN'? (Not actually happening DX )

[ClocktowerEchos]

SO HOW MANY OF Y'ALL HAVE
SEEN/REMEMBER DIS SHOW:

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WHATTA 'BOUT DESE MOE AF MOFOS

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IF NOT DAT, DEN WHATTA 'BOUT DIS GIF MEEMEE?

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IF NOT, WELL DEN Y'ALL FUCKER CLEARLY HAVEN'T SEEN CHUUNIBYOU DEMO KOI GA SHITAI.

(AKA "LOVE, CHUUNIBYOU AND OTHER DELUSIONS"
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T SPEAK WEEB.)

(AKA "EVEN WITH 8TH GRADER SYNDROME I STILL WANT TO FIND LOVE"
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO SPEAK ENGLISH WITH A HEAVY WEEB ACCENT)

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"WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHUUNIBYOU SEMPAI?"
YOU ASK? WELL BOYO, HERE IT IS:

Chuu • ni • byo • u
_{/Chew-NEE-boy-éw/}

noun (informal/slang)

_{The tendency of a character to pretend to be a made-up character from fantasy such as a vampire, demon, angel, wizard, alien, warrior or people with special bloodline, often imagining themselves to possess magical/super powers or cursed items. Characters with chūnibyō tend to have a unique manner of speech, dress in gothic clothing, and sometimes wear objects such as bandages or eyepatches to represent their persona. The term refers to 12-14-year-old children, but can also be used to describe characters who exhibit these traits regardless of their actual age.}

Wikipedia or some shit

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SO WTF IS THIS?
WHY THIS IS AN RP BASED ON THAT IDEA BUT LEMME RUN DOWN THE LIST:

*clears throat*

GENERICANIMEHIGHSCHOOL,SOMEOFYOUFUCKSARECHUUNIBYOUSSOMEOFYOUAREN'TANDYOUDOSHITBECAUSEYOUENDUPLUMPEDINTHESAMECLUBROOMAFTERSCHOOL

SO YEH, GOT DAT?
YES? GOOD. NO? TOO BAD.

DO I EXPECT THIS TO GO
ANYWHERE/LAST A LONG TIME?
HELLA NAW, I'M IN THIS FOR THE COCAINE FUN.
AND YOU SHOULD BE TOO IF YOU DECIDE TO GET
DRUGGED UP 'NUFF TO SAY YOU WANT IN
CUZ DAT'S WHAT RPING IS 'BOUT, HAVIN' FUN

SO IF YOU WANT SOME
PRECEPTS OF WAR/MYRAID REALITY SHIT...
WELL GO JOIN PRECEPTS OF WAR
OR MYRAID RELAITY

NOW IF THIS FUCKING
BASTARD STEPCHILD OF
AN IDEA GETS ANYWHERE
I'LL MAKE AN ACTUAL
PRETTY OOC THING
FOR NOW YOU'LL JUST
GET AN ASIAN CHANNELLIN'
HIS INNER ANGRY INDEPENDENT
OL' BLACK MAN WHO NEEDS
SUM HIS DAYMN PILLZ

_{ohlordlordjesusinthenameofeverythignsweetandholywhydidIdothiskillmenowgodplzforIhavecreatedtheangriestandworseinterestcheckeverohhowgreatlyIhathsinned}

[ClocktowerEchos]

Only after hitting the post button do I feel a sudden surge of grimace and cringe at wtf I've made.
Let this be a lesson to you kids; don't do old angry black men. Not even once. Especially Bill Cosby.
Now to go hide in a corner and weep and reflect about what events in my life have lead me to do this.
And maybe commit some honorabru sedoku.
Shamu on ma famari q-q

[NarcissisticPotato]

@ClocktowerEchos


You alright there, Clockles? *>*

Anyways, this looks weird enough to be great so I'll give you a condescending tsundere look and leave my interest here!

[ClocktowerEchos]

@NarcissisticPotato Thanks Potato, I'm working on a more serious int check for this right now to replace wtf this thing is since I feel a need to redeem my honor

[NarcissisticPotato]

@ClocktowerEchos
Yeah, you gotta attract in them normies! Put a bottle flipping meme in there and some shitty tumblr reaction gifs and it'll be great!

[ClocktowerEchos]

Okay so I made a more serious version of this Int Check now that I'm not longer tripping on something fierce

[ArenaSnow]

The fuck was I smoking when I read the above?

Edit: Oh wait. It's real.... >.>

[Shoryu Magami]

>Now that this has basically become a graveyard thread, he posts the first thing that came to his mind when he saw the thread.

What is this? I don't even.

You know... I don't know what screws with my head more... The fact that something possessed you to write it, or the fact that I fucking understood it -- all of it...

[Majoraa]

Ok, this is the first thing on here that made me ACTUALLY laugh.

[Dannyrulx]

Just so you know, I'm permanently documenting this in my signature.

[Rusalka]

My sides...

[ClocktowerEchos]

@DannyrulxFor the record, it wasn't drug induced and it wasn't a meltdown.
This is just what happens when I eat a few too many grapes and write without self restraint.
Also what happens when I try to write a Int Check not knowing how/what to put in it.

[Dannyrulx]

@DannyrulxFor the record, it wasn't drug induced and it wasn't a meltdown.
This is just what happens when I eat a few too many grapes and write without self restraint.

@ClocktowerEchos

It looks like a drug induced meltdown, and that's good enough for me!

[Andreyich]

This is like how Negan would make an RP interest thread.

[ClocktowerEchos]

<Snipped quote by ClocktowerEchos>

It looks like a drug induced meltdown, and that's good enough for me!

@Dannyrulx

Big difference between it though, seriously just change it a little.
Since if I was on drugs I wouldn't even make this, I'd be bleeding out ina ditch somewhere

[Dannyrulx]

<Snipped quote by Dannyrulx>

Big difference between it though, seriously just change it a little.
Since if I was on drugs I wouldn't even make this, I'd be bleeding out ina ditch somewhere

@ClocktowerEchos

You're clearly a terrible person when high.

[ClocktowerEchos]

<Snipped quote by ClocktowerEchos>

You're clearly a terrible person when high.

@Dannyrulx

Jesus fucking christ dude you should know what an actual drug meltdown looks like and how this isn't one ffs

[Dannyrulx]

<Snipped quote by Dannyrulx>

Jesus fucking christ dude you should know what an actual drug meltdown looks like and how this isn't one ffs

@ClocktowerEchos

[Spoopy Scary]

I ain't no fuckin' weeb, but I love me some cocaine fun. How much you got on this train?

[Dannyrulx]

@ClocktowerEchos Changed it to 'insane weeb ravings.' That better? (No patronising intended.)