B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

[ToadRopes]

What in the world is that Chinese-writing bot that cropped up twenty minutes ago?

[Eklispe]

The bots come and go. There's a reporting thread for them.

[Ailyn Evensen]

What in the world is that Chinese-writing bot that cropped up twenty minutes ago?

@ToadRopes

You mean you've been here this long and just now noticed the bots? xD

But yeah, they show up every day around this time. Between 5-7 of them a day. We get a good giggle out of how 'creative' their usernames get. Just check out the Suggestions/Problems area, there's a whole thread devoted to rooting these guys out.

[ToadRopes]

I've seen it once before but I assumed it was some kind of one-time isolated attack...

[Macabre]

Don't PM me IC if I haven't agreed to RP with you. It's creepy.
Yes, I am passive-aggressively avoiding confrontation by grousing about it here instead of being direct.
So the eff what.

[BrokenPromise]

Uh, @Macabre?



RP bitching thread would be that way.

[mdk]

Ugh... Trump supporters and anti-environmentalists. I honestly did expect Trump supports... but the statement you just made? I'm appalled.

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Holy shit. I'm terrified. Statements like this strike fear in me. I've never been so ashamed to be part of the human race. I would gladly be a mosquito right now over this human form I share with people like these. I would have more pride over sharing a planet with a person who could think something so stupid. Is that a bad thing? Seriously?

Short answer: Yes, that is a very bad thing.

Trump supporters are honestly the worst, morally depraved people that I've ever had the misfortune to share this society with. It looks like the planet has to be literally destroyed, the Bill of Humans Rights torn apart and all the freedoms that we are privileged with today to be taken away before people honestly wake up.

I've already learned my lesson many, many, many times. No matter what you do or what you say, Trump supporters can not be argued with. It's Scientology all over again, and everyone is drinking the kool-aid. I know people who are experts on cults and the mind control tactics used to keep a tight agenda on their lives. I know that cult member's lives have to be destroyed and then some before people start waking up to the truth and consequence. Trumpism is a personality cult, and that is not hyperbole.

To the person who asked that question: Future generations are going to hate you. I mean, absolutely despise you. Are you happy with the legacy being left behind, and the planet that our grandchildren will be left with?

I'll just leave this here, though I doubt one video will break through the clouds of Trumpism. At this point, I don't think anything can. Anything. Not until the Man himself shows his true Jim Jones colors. I strongly doubt that anyone would bother to pick up a book these days, but whatever.

@Tulpa

So for the record, I found about thirty statements in that clipping right there that prove beyond all shadow of a doubt -- simply by their utterance -- that we really need a Donald Trump in the White House right now. But I'm not gonna take this into an argumentative direction, I'm simply going to make one single point -- one point, that's all -- and go home. Take it, leave it, I don't care -- read it and if it takes four years to land, so be it. But I want this to stick in your mind:

I know people who are experts on cults and the mind control tactics used to keep a tight agenda on their lives. I know that cult member's lives have to be destroyed and then some before people start waking up to the truth and consequence. Trumpism is a personality cult, and that is not hyperbole.

You've been kept on a few tight agendas (they typically end in 'ism' -- environment, femin, etc.) Like a lot of the protesters milling about (not the paid ones, the regular ones), you're feeling a bit destroyed by the outcome perhaps. Perhaps in the next few months/years, you (and others) may begin waking up to the truth and consequences? It could happen. MY SINGULAR POINT BEING -- Trump is not the cult. Trump is the ATF in this scenario. Google Waco. The ATF did not handle anything particularly well, so let's hope he's better at it but..... they weren't the ones serving cool-aid.

[Vilageidiotx]

Trump is not the cult. Trump is the ATF in this scenario. Google Waco. The ATF did not handle anything particularly well, so let's hope he's better at it but..... they weren't the ones serving cool-aid.

@mdk

so are you saying trump is going to come and take our guns?

god dammit.

[Dinh AaronMk]

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so are you saying trump is going to come and take our guns?

god dammit.

@Vilageidiotx

Silly Vilage, Obama already did that.

[ScreenAcne]

Take a train ride out to the rural side. At this place is where my brother died. Not strong enough to go together, now I go back despite the weather. Every time at every year, it always back to the same old tears. Wake me up like he used to do, now I wake up in sweats in dreams of you.

If only I was not a coward, taken for play by darker powers. Adult hood came early for us, betrayed those I trust. All the things we valued most. This is the year we give them toast, it is time to say goodbye to pretty things. Like dignity, dreams and homecomings.

Bye brother. See you in my next nightmare.

Is what I would say if I was an interesting character from a thriller novel.

But really.

It's flue season and near Christmas, who's up for being a snot supplier while everything from your shoes to your shitter is plastered for sale in ads.

[The Elvenqueen]

How does one draw proper eyelashes on male character's eyes without making them look like women.

Why does this ability ellude meeee ;n;

[Antarctic Termite]

How does one draw proper eyelashes on male character's eyes without making them look like women.

Why does this ability ellude meeee ;n;

@The Elvenqueen

BROADER SHOULDERS

REALLY REALLY BROAD SHOULDERS

[The Elvenqueen]

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BROADER SHOULDERS

REALLY REALLY BROAD SHOULDERS

@Antarctic Termite

I admit I read this and was a bit skeptical of how it was going to help

BUT IT DOES WHAT O_O

[Antarctic Termite]

@The Elvenqueen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Honestly I didn't expect it to either, but it turns out the Warcraft Principle applies yet again



bigger shoulders = manlier

Totally not compensating for anything

[Keyguyperson]

Oh boy do I have a story for you and you're gonna get it in greentext form because this is the only way I can communicate with other humans beings now.

>be me
>wake up
>alarm hasn't gone off though
>notice existence of stomach
>oh yeah I'm definitely sick
>go to Sea Cadets drill anyways (I have the option of not going because A: It's for kiddos and B: Navy not marines)
>haha I'm sure I'll be fine
>PT happens
>yeah that was a thing
>totally fine for like five minutes afterwards
>form up for the end of it all
>arms spaghetti
>legs spaghetti
>mom's spaghetti like what came out of me unpleasantly in the morning
>vision dims
>can't hear shit
>collapse in front of entire fucking unit
>don't do PT if you spent the morning crouched over the toilet and the drive over ejecting stomach acid onto the floor, kids

[Dolerman]

I hate it when people embrace things ironically because they are terrified of sincerity.

[The Elvenqueen]

When you work retail, and a customer gives you a REALLY large note (like £20) to pay for a REALLY small amount (£3) and you have to empty the whole till to give them change for it

Like seriously, can you not just pay with smaller change or something?! *facedesk*

[Eklispe]

Just because you don't understand how something works doesn't mean its stupid or needs to stop exsisting, in fact generally the opposite is true T.T

[Holy Soldier]

I hate when married people try to hide the fact that they're married, or not hide it, but do not care about the fact that they are married, and try to make out/****/have an "intimate" relationship with you. It's not right people. If you're willing to cheat on your significant other, then you'd cheat on the next one just as easily. Because the world is all about you and no one else. **** those kinds of people.

I also would never date/consider single people with children, single people who try to hide the fact that they have a kid with a baby mama or baby daddy somewhere, and who are just deceptive about their whole ****ed up lives.

Lastly, it's never okay to touch someone you're not in a legitimate relationship with or if you don't have that person's consent. Do not poke, rest your hand on their shoulder, rest a hand over their hand, tickle, etc. Do not touch people! ****. It doesn't matter how harmless it seems. If you didn't ask for permission, you're ****ing wrong! You're just screwing yourself over because you're giving that person legal right to report you to authorities any time they feel like it, and you would deserve it too. You shouldn't be touching people. If you wouldn't hanky panky with your bro or your sister, then don't ****in' do it with people you don't have a relationship with/consent. You need permission for every damn thing you do with another person. Whoever responds to this, trying to say that this behavior is okay, **** you man.

I digress...

[Sombrero]

I honestly cant name one superb or even 'very good' EA game.

@Dynamo Frokane

Hate to bring us back a page from the dark ages, but it's very obvious that somebody's never played Spore.

WELL FUCK YOU, I LIKED IT!