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25 days ago
Current A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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2 mos ago
Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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7 mos ago
Happy almost crisis!
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9 mos ago
it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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10 mos ago
I will never show empathy for a bigot or a man who believed empathy is a made up term. Simple as that.
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“That is why I asked, you crazy, big-titted bitch.” Jaakuna annoying said.

It wasn’t that Jaakuna really wanted know. Like, he did obviously, but if what Belias said was true about the Chosen Few being those who have Espers, then Jaakuna was deeply worried that Lola was to be considered one of those few who have been chosen by the Espers. Obviously Wesley, Grant, Savayna, and Emiri were among the few of these Chosen Few. There was also Aloa and Vlyn, if Jaakuna’s memory serves him correctly. But the others? Jaakuna had no clue. Or at least, not in his recent memory.

As he still pondered on who they could be, Jaakuna saw that Lorenzo was making quick work of Lola. He sent her flying off to Esper-knows where, and that left an opening for the group to get the hell out of dodge. Lorenzo nabbed the Midnight Shard back, and Jaakuna agreed that they did indeed need to get back. If not to create distance between them and Looney Lola there, but to possibly report the findings that they had.

“Yeah, let’s get away from here. I’m even starting to get a migraine from all of this Mist, but mainly from the ninja hooker over there.” JAakuna sighed, holding his head somewhat, leading Emiri up to her feet, and just heading back to the boat.



As Grant and Nadeline exchanged some words, with Grant’s comically sarcasm working its way where complaints of pain should be. Well, at least he wasn’t being like Jaakuna always was and complained his ass off. Besides, Savayna had to admit that his sarcasm was a turn on. It showed that, even in the face of danger, even if a shallow shoulder wound, his dry sense of sarcasm stayed intact. That surprised Savayna, but then again Grant had always been a tough-as-nails cookie, so maybe she shouldn’t have been.

Just as Savayna was looking over at Wesley getting the floor handed to him, Savayna heard Nadeline’s comment about her mini-speech. “Me? Enjoy belitting you? Why I would never enjoy something like that.”

Yes you would, chimed Mateus, siding with Nadeline.

“Oh hush will you.” Savayna retorted back to Mateus.

No doubt that Savayna was getting looks from Grant and Nadeline. She didn’t care. Grant would know the struggles of having an Esper sometimes. It’s incredibly annoying when they chime into conversations that didn’t include them. Still, as much of a pain that Mateus was, Savayna had to admit that he came in handy when it really mattered. Then, on the other hand, sometimes she really wished he’d shut the fuck up sometimes. His tendency to offer up his opinion even when it wasn’t asked annoyed the crap out of her.

When Nadeline said she would fix whatever this was, Savayna would point towards Wesley and his Esper getting their cans kicked. “Okay, Naddie, if you’re serious about that, why not start by making sure your future king doesn’t die today.” Savayna said, offering up a suggestion. “I don’t know, just a thought.” she shrugged.

Speaking of Wesley and Hashmaal, they currently were, as Savayna pointed out, getting their cans kicked. Not only was Hashmaal’s rather impressive spell cooled down before it even reached her as Shion used a Blizzaga spell. Wesley cursed himself, but had to admit that Shion was, if not anything else, strong. Truly, it wasn’t a shock at all that she was the leader of that band of misfits. Even more so how she was able to conquer Ultima so quickly, even if she did take advantage of Nadeline’s hard work.

The blizzaga was dissolved, and a rush of cold air around the area. Sure, it was cold, but when Wesley felt it, there didn’t seem to be any kind of harmful effect it had - just very cold.

As Shion would invite Wesley for another go, he looked at her. “Curse it all!” Wesley was angry. Unlike him, definitely. Then again, challenging Shion without any help aside from his own Esper, was very unlike Wesley. He was the cool, calm, and collected one of the group - even more so than Grant. He was the one who would devise a plan for a perfect strategy, but all of that had been forsaken the minute when Nadeline was hurt, and the fact that Shion, even though she stated it wasn’t her directly, brought the Midnight Shard back into Ivalice. Even thinking about it made Wesley’s nostrils flare up with rage.

“Nothing seems to be working against her.” WEsley commented to Hashmaal.

“Do not lose hope yet, Wesley. Even someone as powerful as The Blue Rose has to have a weak spot somewhere.” Hashmaal said.

“I know, you’re right, Hashmaal.” Wesley said, sighing, “but I wish I had the time to study her fighting style. I’m running out of magickal power. I don’t know how much longer I can last.” Wesley admitted. As he looked at Shion, he suddenly had an idea. “Hashmaal, I may have an idea, but it might be risky.”

“At this point, we’re way past the stage of playing it safe.” Hashmaal said. Wesley chuckled, and told Hashmaal his idea. “You know, that is risky - and not to mention very unlike you, but like I said..” Hashmaal grinned, “fine, let’s do it.” Both nodded at each other.

As Hashmaal rushed to Shion, his large body darting to the left and then to the right, skimming the distance that was between him and her. Hashmaal sent jabs and kicks and any kind of melee attack at Shion. He expected her to dodge them, but the point wasn’t getting hits on her but to drive her away from Wesley. The point was to make her waste her energy dodging, blocking, and defending. Even if she landed hits on Hashmaal, the sheer willpower that the Bringer of Order had would outlast her.

And what about Wesley? Well, the Prince of Dalmasca, while Hashmaal was sending blow after blow to Shion, was gathering all the remaining magickal energy he had left. He was gathering it and was trying to center himself with the Mist surrounding the entire area. Good thing about Giruvegan was that it was a central haven for Mist, and even more to the point, Magick rejuvenated even quicker than usual. However, that wasn’t what Wesley was doing. Sure, he was trying to recover his magickal power, but he was doing much more than that. Within ten seconds, it would be obvious what he was doing.

“Uh, guys, what’s going on with Wesley?” Savayna couldn’t help but notice Wesley, specifically what was around him.

Truly, something was going on around Wesley. His entire body, from head to toe, was surrounded in such a blinding white and light yellow light that the air around him was tearing. It was filled up with so much Mist that even the air around him cowered in fear, threatening to rip apart from such a high density of Mist gathered at a single point. Even as Wesley moved his arms, the air cracked with sounds akin to lightning. The mist followed his arms. It almost seemed like time was stopping based on how the mist followed it. But in reality, Wesley was gathering up his magickal power to such a degree that it seemed like that.

“Did you see that?” Savayna asked, blinking. What she was referring to was the fact that Wesley had taken one step, and was gone from sight. A blur of his image was the only thing that Savayna saw.

It wasn’t until Wesley appeared mere inches away from Shion, his body wailing at her. Punches and kicks that were seemingly at the speed of light were thrown at her. Hashmaal, knowing what was coming had side-stepped several paces away, finding himself next to Grant and the others. He would simply watch Wesley unleash what he had gathered up for several moments prior. Each strike had mist trailing from it, oozing magickal energy adding to the furiocity of his power. Each strike would become stronger than the previous one.

Savayna couldn’t help but look out in awe. “Yo, big guy, what’s going on?” Savayna asked Hashmaal.

“Wesley is throwing all that he can in the hopes of landing one hit against the Blue Rose.”

“And if he doesn’t? He’ll die, right?”

“If that’s what comes of this encounter, then yes, he will.” Hashmaal said stoically.

“How can you say it like that? Isn’t he your Hume or whatever?”

“Ice Queen, let me make something perfectly clear.” Hashmaal turned his large head at Savayna, “do not confuse my lack of emotion for a lack of respect for Wesley. Like his bloodline before him, I promised to serve the Alexanders. However, this is something Wesley himself wanted to do. Risky, yes, but what is on the line is not a matter of losing. The Blue Rose told Wesley that, if he could land one scratch on her, she will concede the fight. Though he is doing this for the Rozarrian Hume Girl here, Wesley is also doing this for his own pride. To be able to do what no one - not even your leader - could do, is truly something that Wesley will be proud of.” Hashmaal, though no one could see it, was watching Wesley like a proud father. “besides, just look at how dedicated he is. Winner or not, Wesley Alexander of Dalmasca has grown today. If not out of rage against the blue rose, then perhaps out of love for the blonde Hume princess.” Hashmaal briefly looked to Nadeline.
@McHaggis
Well, as I mentioned in my previous post, I'm working on a reply that could at least motivate the others to reply. I know that @kittyluna45 is on her honeymoon and @Kirah said that she was busy, but I do know that @Nallore would love nothing more than to continue(she and I are the only ones who are in the Mundane chatzy as of late lol).
@McHaggis @Liriia @Undine @HalfofLancelot

Idk if you guys are still wanting this to stay alive, but just so you know, I'm going to be posting tonight or tomorrow.
@Aragorn
I'm going to make it my mission to get it done this weekend. :)

@Altered Tundra I have some more work for you darling!!!

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Here ya go.

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I want you to make it bigger, but proportional, if that makes sense. Like... make it a pretty good size signature.

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Nada.

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I will not bend until I break,
How much can one bruised body take?
Just not enough to silence me

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Add some color and on the text, make it fancy with your precious italics in some places.


Is there any chance you can find me a bigger image? That one is a tad too small for me to do anything wow-worthy with. :/ Thanks in advanced~ ♥
This was becoming a pain now. Emiri was struggling, trying to get free. Jaakuna was physically stronger than her, sure, but having Belias out for as long as he did seemed to have weakened him just slightly. To make matters worse, Emiri was stronger than usual. Whether he was right about her being some kind of influence of Zodiark or not, the fact remained that Emiri was losing it, and her rage or adrenaline, was making her seem to have more physical strength than usual.

“Emiri, stop it!” Jaakuna shouted, demanding Emiri cease what she was doing. “Lorenzo can handle himself.” Jaakuna told her, but based on the look in her eyes and the way she kept on fidgeting, trying to get out of his arms, Jaakuna knew that he had to say something drastic to get her to stop. “You’ll only get in his way. In the state you are now, you’ll only be a worry - a distraction - to him. Better you stay here and let him do what he must do.” JAakuna bluntly said. He didn’t want to, but Emiri wasn’t leaving him much choice, was she?

As Jaakuna told her that, he could hear what Lola and Lorenzo were talking about. Lola explained her boss, that blue-haired chick, ordered her to cause the explosion. Jaakuna wanted to recall that one, but that bottom line was that he wasn’t really in his right mind. He does recall someone with blue hair, but most of that night where his influence under Zodiark was foggy at best. Still, as he would listen, Jaakuna couldn’t help but kind of put the pieces together. The boss was the blue-haired chick, and she was the one that ordered Lola to strike Stigma, but as she would mention The Chosen Few, Jaakuna was drawing a blank.

“Chosen Few?” Jaakuna repeated her words, confused somewhat.

She means those who have conquered The Espers. Belias said into Jaakuna’s mind, telling him what she meant.

“What what?” JAakuna was still confused, “Lola has an..” And this it clicked. But who does she have?

Jaakuna needed more answers, but when Lola said that someone had been talking to her. “Damn it to hell!” Jaakuna cursed himself. “Yo, Big Tits!” Jaakuna yelled out to Lola. “Who do you got? Which Esper do you control?” Jaakuna asked, raising his voice as loud as he could.


As Savayna watched Wesley and his Esper, Hashmaal, Bringer of Order, fight side-by-side, Savayna wished she could help, but her mind was so focused on Grant’s well-being right now that she couldn’t possibly leave his side. Besides, what if Shion decided to forsake whatever honor code that she had and wanted to finish Grant off? Even though that seemed a bit unlikely, Savayna needed to stay with Grant. She was his only defense because obviously the princess wasn’t in any mental shape to do anything but feel sorry for herself.

“Yeah, you heard right, Grant,” Savayna told Grant, “and here after we said all of those nice things about her being strong and resilient. And fuck, she even got a vote of confidence by Miss Huge Knobs over there - and the Queen Bitch Esper herself.” Savayna kept eyes on Grant, “maybe she is weak. Someone who can’t believe that they have strength after four humes and a pseudo-god tells them do must be weak. And a bit of a prissy little princess.” This time, Savayna was looking at Nadeline. “Maybe all Poor Little Rich Girl is good for is to be rescued by her strong, handsome prince. Or her strong - if not a bit arrogant and proud - uncle. Or some former general that hates to come to her rescue all the fucking time but does it for the good of the group.” Savayna knew what she was saying would get under Nadeline’s skin. If it didn’t, then she truly thought she was weak, and Savayna said all of those mean - albeit quite truthful - words for nothing.

Meanwhile, as both Wesley and Hashmaal’s seemingly perfect attacks would come at Shion around the same time, it would appear that not all that it seemed to be. Hashmaal was sent flying several paces in the opposite direction, and Wesley’s attack was simply side-stepped. So effortlessly, Shion had evaded those attacks like they were a simple gust in the wind. Was this just a taste of what she had to offer? If so, then did Wesley make a mistake challenging her. No, he didn’t. Wesley knew in his heart that this was the right decision. He was doing the not only for his own honor, but for Nadeline’s honor. He was doing this for her.

As Wesley came to the sight of Shion, he words ringing true with him, Hashmaal had thus brought his large mass beside Wesley. His arms up, gauntlet’s radiating with a bright, orange light as if ready for Wesley’s command. “You are right about one thing, Shion the Blue Rose.” Wesley said, his eyes on her. His sword down at his side, gripping it tightly. “Jaakuna was foolish to go after you in the state that he was in. Zodiark clouded his judgment and made him more arrogant than he already was.” WEsley chuckled. In hindsight, Jaakuna definitely was foolish. “However, that is where he and I differ.” Wesley continued, “It’s true that him and I have bonded since meeting in Rabanastre and I consider him one of my close friends, but I am not like him.” he said, looking to Hashmaal, a nod given to him as well as a smile. “I know what lays in wait within my own reserves. I know what I am capable of, and I know when to stand down. However,” Wesley chuckled, feeling something cliché coming soon, “I seem to have lost that understanding. I am no longer going on logic. I have no idea how this fight will end. Either I come out victorious and you will lay on the ground in a pool of your own blood, or I will be the one face-down, and you will become victorious.” Wesley took his fighting stance, his Yagyu Darkblade in hand, “and yet I simply don’t care. I shall let my heart guide me. I shall let it lead me to victory. As for your proposition, I do believe Jaakuna would have put it something like this,” he said pointing his sword at Shion, “you can shove it where the sun don’t shine!” Wesley grinned that familiar grin that had shades of Jaakuna.

As he would stab his sword deep into the Mist-filled ground, pulses of magick were sent through it. Not even a minute later, the ground began to violently shake. “I understand, Wesley.” Hashmaal commented, keeping his stance where it was. His gauntlets, on the other hand, began to vibrate rapidly, spinning uncontrollably. Magick of brown, orange, and red gathered around them, giving it a magma-like shade. “The depths of the earth will reign supreme, Moltaga!!“ As both arms came forward suddenly, a wave of fire and molted earth was shot at Shion.

Wesley knew that Shion would either stay where she was or jump up. Either way, the heat from the Moltaga would still be too hot for her to not be affected by it.
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Oh shit. D: How come I never saw this? q.q I'm soooo sorry that I'm just seeing your request. I will try my best to get to this over the weekend. And again, apologies for not seeing this sooner. :c
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In CLOSED. 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
so... is Vily still a contending ship?

Eventually, it could be. Thing about Viola, she's not really exclusive. Legit, she could defintiely be considered the whore of Beverly Hills High. She's got Alex, possibly Alyssa, Joo-Bear, and now potentially Lilith. :3
As Jaakuna couldn’t help but take notice to the brilliant - albeit explosive as fuck - display of Belias’ magick overpowering(quite literally) the final Lola clone, he couldn’t help but let out a low whistle. Did he know how to pick the perfect esper or didn’t he? Sure, they are almost completely polar opposites in personality and almost every way that really counted, but if one thing could be said about the both of them, they sure liked to overdo it when it came to using their powers. So, go Team Jaakuna! You are on your way to winning another fight.

“Okay, so there was only one Lola to worry about. Not a big problem, right? It’s not like she’s super crazy or strong or anything.” Jaakuna said sarcastically, obviously knowing that Lola was one crazy as all hell bitch that needed to be put down.

As Jaakuna watched Emiri and Lola go at it, and Belias appearing beside him, Lorenzo would begin to speak about how if Jaakuna and Belias went at Lola to help Emiri, both of them would be dead. While it would eliminate the Lola problem, Emiri ending up six feet under with her mom wasn’t an ideal situation. And Jaakuna could just hear Emiri yelling at him for making her suffer for all an eternity with Justine. Yeah, that’s a reason on top of that fact that he wanted to spend a full life with that woman was among the reasons why he agreed with Lorenzo.

“Okay, so me going to help isn’t a good idea. What’s our alternative?” Jaakuna asked. When Lorenzo would explain the plan, Jaakuna nodded, readying himself for Emiri to come hurling his way.

Watching Lorenzo work the battlefield like a real warrior, Jaakuna couldn’t control his mouth as it would figuratively fall to the floor. It was truly like watching his grandfather. Jaakuna recalled when he was younger, growing up with Vincent and Savayna. He recalled the times that his Grandfather, Hamut, would demonstrate certain fighting techniques. It was always against his son, and Jaakuna and Vincent’s father, Simon. The way that Lorenzo moved was like how Hamut did. If Lorenzo was truly this powerful, Jaakuna now knew where Nadeline got her skills from.

“Are you watching this, Jaakuna?” Belias asked.

“Kind of hard not to.” Jaakuna said, eyes not pealing away from Lorenzo’s fighting.

“The way he moves, the way there is little to no wasted movement.”

“Yeah, I see it.”

“He is truly a master at his craft. Yet..”

“yet..”

As Jaakuna would wonder, he saw it. The upper-hand that Lorenzo had was lost. Almost in an instant, it was lost, and given to Lola. Jaakuan couldn’t quite catch it, but Belias obviously caught it. Jaakuna was going to do something about it, but just as he said he would do, Lorenzo had sent Emiri sent flying towards Jaakuna. Arms out, he caught her. Though, he did slide back about a foot and a half. She was a lot heavier than she probably would want anyone to know. Jaakuna wanted to say something about her weight, but better not poke the caged beast any more.

Jaakuna held onto Emiri, feeling her to come through. All the while, Jaakuna saw Belias kneeling down on one knee, his Staff Spear holding him up. He heard loud panting. “You all good, Belias?”

“It seems my time is almost up.” He said breathy.

“Oh shit man, forgot you have a time limit.” Jaakuna sighed, “yeah, go back. I’ll call you if this shit storm gets too bad.”

Belias chuckled as his body dissolved into red and orange Mist.

The blonde Archadian prince would refocus his attentions on keeping Emiri from doing anything rash. Lorenzo said for to keep Emiri restrained, so he did. Even when her dagger would be in hand, waving at the empty air in front of her, Jaakuna held her tight. Even when that dagger would slice at his open arms, which would be no more than flesh wounds, he kept his arms tight around her.

“Emiri, you need to calm down!” Jaakuna said to her, his voice carrying a sense of both urgency and worry for his love.



As he went charging at Shion, his sword swigning down, and every bit of rage at her, Wesley wasn’t obviously thinking clearly, but his power would increase a bit as it was powered by his emotions. Still, regardless of that, it would be proven once again that Wesley had long ways to go. To think a simple protect spell was enough to parry one of what seemed like Wesley’s powerful abilities.

The force of the Protect spell was enough to send Wesley skidding back about two and a half yards. Though his feet might have left the ground for about a foot of it, Wesley’s glance - that livid, rage-filled glance - never left the sight of the azure-haired female that was the object of such a glance.

As Wesley was about to go after Shion one last time, he hadn’t been paying attention. It was only for a moment. It was a careless moment that would have caused him his life. Her attack obviously was aimed for him, but as Wesley’s eyes came upon what was in front of him, he saw long black locks, and the fight of a familiar gun held above. And there was blood on his face. It had splattered. Wesley looked, and saw it was Grant’s blood. His shoulder had been cut.

“GRANT!” Savayna shrieked, her eyes widening in terror.

Grant had fell to the ground, blood starting to exit his shoulder wound. Whatever state he was in, it wasn’t good. Both Nadeline and Savayna rushed to his side, almost around the same time. Meanwhile, Wesley stared at Grant, his long black hair seemingly covering most of the blood that started to coat him in.

As Wesley looked at Shion, her blade covered in Grant’s blood, his fists tightened around his sword. “I do not care if you are from Nabudis, or not. I don’t even care if you personally didn’t cause death and destruction upon Stigma. None of that matters to me,” WEsley got up, his sword going back to the hilt, “what I do care about is that you did nothing to stop it from happening. And now you..” Wesley’s eyes fell to Grant, seeing Nadeline and Savayna at his side. “I will not allow you to harm anymore of my friends.”

Wesley stepped forward, getting closer to Shion. He closed his eyes for a brief moment, and as if his soul heard his call, a brown and golden sillouhette of Mist appeared behind him. It started to show its form more clearly. “I understand, Wesley.” Hashmaal said, looking at Shion. “You, Shion the Blue Rose, are strong, that much we Espers can say. You are experienced far beyond your years. If under different circumstances, I would say that The High Seraph - and The Queen of the Espers - would be best suited in your hands. However,” Hashmaal looked at Nadeline, her kneeling to her Hume Uncle’s side. “Nadeline Lenore Roselia, you were robbed of your destiny. The High Seraph, by all accounts, is rightfully yours.” Hashmaal said pretty much what has been said from the beginning. “And thus is the reason of my presence. Wesley’s desire willed it, and so it shall be.” Hashamaal said.

“Wesley…” Savayna looked up at his backside.

“Stay with Grant,” Wesley said, but he turned around to Nadeline, knealing to her eye-level. “Leave this to me. I, along with Hashmaal, will handle Shion, and one way or another, Ultima will be with her rightful owner.” Wesley promised Nadeline

As he stood up, Wesley was beside Hashmaal. The two exchanged looks, and both leapt towards Shion. While Hashmaal sped forth first, his body spun, his large arms over his head, and he drilled into the ground. Wesley had his hand on his Yagyu Darkblade, and sliced downward vertically, magick of light being spun forth. As it would close in on Shion, Hashmaal would appear below Shion from the ground, his gauntlets aimed to deliver a strong blow from below.
In CLOSED. 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Wintergrey
Damn, JAckson, like Audrey did with Ana, had no chill. :O
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