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STATUS: A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant... 19 days ago
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19 days ago
Current A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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1 mo ago
Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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6 mos ago
Happy almost crisis!
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9 mos ago
it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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10 mos ago
I will never show empathy for a bigot or a man who believed empathy is a made up term. Simple as that.
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In Get Kid → 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
The male looked to the woman who was right next to him, distraught that the surgeon was now split in half.

"I will help you. I need to get kid too, and I suspect you're the person who can lead me to get kid. But first," he said, facing forwards, "I will help you with this surgeon."
In Get Kid → 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay

Name: He, Him, Guy, Male
Gender: He
Age: 33
Extra Info: Searching how to get kid.

In Get Kid → 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Suddenly, as he walked into the hospital, he found himself among like-minded individuals. They all had the same look on their faces that he did. They all were aimlessly searching for that one thing that they all wanted most in life.

They were searching the truth of how to get kid.

But how.

"Can you get kid for me?" He asked the woman.

@Celaira
In Get Kid → 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Can I get kid yet?
In Get Kid → 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
He had found himself in quite the pickle. Everyone mocked him because he didn't know how to get kid. He wanted to know how to get kid, but he lacked the ability.

Why won't someone teach him how to get kid?

"Somebody, teach me how to get kid."
In Hᴏᴡ Tᴏ Gᴇᴛ Kɪᴅ Gᴜɪᴅᴇ → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
@MissCapnCrunch
TELL ME MORE, CRUNCH-SENPAI!
In If I Woke Up Beside of You ~Game~ → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
@Mateotis
Could you not scratch your ass while in my bed? Kthx.
In If I Woke Up Beside of You ~Game~ → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I've done worse. Everything starts looking like a ten when you've been in my shoes.


>looks over at you sleeping next to me, and says..

In Olympus Academy: The School For the Demigods [High-Casual, Slice-of-Life Roleplay] → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Holy Soldier
So close but no cigar. Now he'll have to wait for 3-4 hours. >D
In THIS OR THAT → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Micro penis it is.

Die burning alive or living for years buried alive?
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