This is my new favourite thing.
It's a wonderful thing, isn't it?
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STATUS: A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant... 18 days ago
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A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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It's a wonderful thing, isn't it?
MCLovin had always been a kid at heart. People have told him that, but others have told him that he looked like a serial killer. He never understood that. He was able to get somewhat laid one night, and he even made some friends in cops that took him out on the town during one night.
As he waltzed into the hospital, McLovin had always had this desire to get kid. Everyone else also had this desire, but he always felt that since he was a kid at heart, then perhaps he had a better chance of getting kid. The only problem was that he had no idea where to start. Should he go with the burly-bearded man with the woman who were fighting a half-of-a-surgeon, or should he go to where Donald Trump was fighting Thomas Jefferson. The latter seemed intense, while the former seemed less likely to have gotten kid. Besides, McLovin was really scrawny. He wouldn't be any help against either parties, but he had to do something...
So, he would walk over to the warring to-be Presidents. He walked over to them, throwing his slender arm up, and spoke..
"Gangstas, what's up guys?"
@Cynder @Grey
As he waltzed into the hospital, McLovin had always had this desire to get kid. Everyone else also had this desire, but he always felt that since he was a kid at heart, then perhaps he had a better chance of getting kid. The only problem was that he had no idea where to start. Should he go with the burly-bearded man with the woman who were fighting a half-of-a-surgeon, or should he go to where Donald Trump was fighting Thomas Jefferson. The latter seemed intense, while the former seemed less likely to have gotten kid. Besides, McLovin was really scrawny. He wouldn't be any help against either parties, but he had to do something...
So, he would walk over to the warring to-be Presidents. He walked over to them, throwing his slender arm up, and spoke..
"Gangstas, what's up guys?"
@Cynder @Grey
I AM MCLOVIN!
Name: McLovin
Age: Barely legal
Gender: Male
Extra: "What's up guys?"
"Chika-Chika yeah!"
"I am McLovin"
I AM MCLOVIN!
Name: McLovin
Age: Barely legal
Gender: Male
Extra: "What's up guys?"
"Chika-Chika yeah!"
"I am McLovin"
The male looked to the woman who was right next to him, distraught that the surgeon was now split in half.
"I will help you. I need to get kid too, and I suspect you're the person who can lead me to get kid. But first," he said, facing forwards, "I will help you with this surgeon."
"I will help you. I need to get kid too, and I suspect you're the person who can lead me to get kid. But first," he said, facing forwards, "I will help you with this surgeon."
Name: He, Him, Guy, Male
Gender: He
Age: 33
Extra Info: Searching how to get kid.
Suddenly, as he walked into the hospital, he found himself among like-minded individuals. They all had the same look on their faces that he did. They all were aimlessly searching for that one thing that they all wanted most in life.
They were searching the truth of how to get kid.
But how.
"Can you get kid for me?" He asked the woman.
@Celaira
They were searching the truth of how to get kid.
But how.
"Can you get kid for me?" He asked the woman.
@Celaira
Can I get kid yet?
He had found himself in quite the pickle. Everyone mocked him because he didn't know how to get kid. He wanted to know how to get kid, but he lacked the ability.
Why won't someone teach him how to get kid?
"Somebody, teach me how to get kid."
Why won't someone teach him how to get kid?
"Somebody, teach me how to get kid."
@MissCapnCrunch
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