@viciousEmpress
Crushing is a dangerous game. Ya never know if someone likes you back or if they will crush you into the ground.
Crushing is a dangerous game. Ya never know if someone likes you back or if they will crush you into the ground.
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STATUS: A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant... 18 days ago
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A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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Happy almost crisis!
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it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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I will never show empathy for a bigot or a man who believed empathy is a made up term. Simple as that.
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@viciousEmpress Of course not in that way. I mean, you do got a bf after all. :P
just yanking your chain btw. :P
You're cool too. :)
just yanking your chain btw. :P
You're cool too. :)
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@viciousEmpress Is that you not-so-subtly hinting at me? :O
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No fanfiction for you!
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Or you!
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Or you!
Give names or no dice!
Fine. You win. I shall give names.
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There. That is who I have crushes on.
I like...people...
NO WAI! I LIKE PEOPLE TOO! SOME OF THEM MALE, SOME FEMALE, BUT ALL HUMAN!
But seriously, I dig a few people on the discord sever too. Some you may or may not know. >.>
I ain't spillin. :P
I have a crush on this dude named Danny Phantom.
@Grey @Cynder @yoshua171
The Scrawny Male known as McLovin - or before his name change, Fogoll - could only watch as the great Forefather of America, Thomas Jefferson, without a single warning, descended from his ascent into the air, and asked McLovin about whether or not he was of the McDonald linage. McLovin stared curiously at the Forefather of America, taking in his question. It was only then when he thought about the question did McLovin finally understand what he meant.
With a step forward, McLovin gave a nod of sorts.
When Mclovin gave that nod, the Forefather of America surrounded by thirteen Bald Eagles sang the Pledge of Allegiance. Not even a minute later, McLovin began to feel strange. Lights and fireworks erupted around him loudly as a cloak of red, white, and blue. On top of his head rested a crown of gold and white, and ever-forming in his hands are McDoubles and Big Macs.
"My great Forefather, thank you." McLovin said. He was no longer McLovin any longer. He has become..
"I am McLovin McDonald." The Great McDonald had said.
After a minute or so, Mr. McDonald looked to his right, and he noticed something rather bizarre. A gathering of energy that was colored blue. Mr. McDonald noticed that the blue on his cloak was shining an ethereal blue shine. Was it tied to this mass of blue cosmic energy? Even more so, why was there a similarly-shaded ape the size of a skyscraper also coming through a blue portal? Mr. McDonald was confused, so he looked at both Donald Trump and Thomas Jefferson. "Who are those two?" He asked the both of them.
The Scrawny Male known as McLovin - or before his name change, Fogoll - could only watch as the great Forefather of America, Thomas Jefferson, without a single warning, descended from his ascent into the air, and asked McLovin about whether or not he was of the McDonald linage. McLovin stared curiously at the Forefather of America, taking in his question. It was only then when he thought about the question did McLovin finally understand what he meant.
With a step forward, McLovin gave a nod of sorts.
When Mclovin gave that nod, the Forefather of America surrounded by thirteen Bald Eagles sang the Pledge of Allegiance. Not even a minute later, McLovin began to feel strange. Lights and fireworks erupted around him loudly as a cloak of red, white, and blue. On top of his head rested a crown of gold and white, and ever-forming in his hands are McDoubles and Big Macs.
"My great Forefather, thank you." McLovin said. He was no longer McLovin any longer. He has become..
"I am McLovin McDonald." The Great McDonald had said.
After a minute or so, Mr. McDonald looked to his right, and he noticed something rather bizarre. A gathering of energy that was colored blue. Mr. McDonald noticed that the blue on his cloak was shining an ethereal blue shine. Was it tied to this mass of blue cosmic energy? Even more so, why was there a similarly-shaded ape the size of a skyscraper also coming through a blue portal? Mr. McDonald was confused, so he looked at both Donald Trump and Thomas Jefferson. "Who are those two?" He asked the both of them.
@Cynder @Grey
This was totally cool. McLovin had always enjoyed seeing this kind of stuff on television with Evan or playing video games with Evan and Seth, but he never knew he would actually be able to see this in person. Not only that, but the famed Thomas Jefferson talked to him directly. Never ever had McLovin felt so special in all of history ever. He had to keep his cool. Thomas Jefferson was talking to him. He had to remain cool only like McLovin could.
"Chicka-chicka-yeah," McLovin said, his knees bending, and a gangbanger handsign being thrown up. It was in response to Jefferson's comment about him fighting Trump for the American People. So patriotic, he was.
As Jefferson made it clear to Trump that he was no match for his American Pride, one of the four Forefathers of America flew off with thirteen bald eagles trailing behind him. Meanwhile, the Great Wall-Builder, and overall douchebag turned to McLovin, asking who he was. The scrawny, barely-legal male looked up at the toupee-wearing politician. He swallowed the nerves that were building in his throat, stood as intimidating that he could, and opened his mouth with all the swag that he could muster. "I am McLovin" He said, his head moving down to the rhythm of his words.
This was totally cool. McLovin had always enjoyed seeing this kind of stuff on television with Evan or playing video games with Evan and Seth, but he never knew he would actually be able to see this in person. Not only that, but the famed Thomas Jefferson talked to him directly. Never ever had McLovin felt so special in all of history ever. He had to keep his cool. Thomas Jefferson was talking to him. He had to remain cool only like McLovin could.
"Chicka-chicka-yeah," McLovin said, his knees bending, and a gangbanger handsign being thrown up. It was in response to Jefferson's comment about him fighting Trump for the American People. So patriotic, he was.
As Jefferson made it clear to Trump that he was no match for his American Pride, one of the four Forefathers of America flew off with thirteen bald eagles trailing behind him. Meanwhile, the Great Wall-Builder, and overall douchebag turned to McLovin, asking who he was. The scrawny, barely-legal male looked up at the toupee-wearing politician. He swallowed the nerves that were building in his throat, stood as intimidating that he could, and opened his mouth with all the swag that he could muster. "I am McLovin" He said, his head moving down to the rhythm of his words.
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Mother Murder — Hollywood Undead — American Tragedy (Deluxe Edition)
I’d Hate to be You When People Find Out What this Song is About — Mayday Parade — A Lesson in Romantics
Vox Populi — Thirty Seconds to Mars — This is War (Deluxe Edition)
Massachusetts - Acoustic — Silverstein — This is How the Wind Shifts (Deluxe Edition)
Pretty Fly [For a White Guy] — The Offspring — Greatest Hits
Pearl of the Stars — Coheed and Cambria — Year of the Black Rainbow
Company Calls Epilogue — Death Cab for Cutie — We Have the Facts, and We’re Voting Yes
I’m Here to Take the Sky — Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows — D.R.U.G.S.
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