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Current A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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6 mos ago
Happy almost crisis!
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9 mos ago
it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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10 mos ago
I will never show empathy for a bigot or a man who believed empathy is a made up term. Simple as that.
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• The Eoldysseus, Ifrise Forest, Sovereignty of Dryadalis •
@Jay Kalton@Lemons


Zestasia woke up this morning in some alleyway behind some tavern that he got drunk at. He was placed behind a couple of empty ale barrels. There were a couple of animals(two house cats and a trash panda) cuddling on top of him. Only when he groaned and moved slightly where they startled and he had slowly risen to an upward position; though, he didn’t anticipate that he was behind the door to said bar. Unfortunate for him, as soon as he had risen…

SMACK

The next thing he knew, he was unconscious again. He regained consciousness a few hours later. Thankfully, the rays of light from the glorious sun healed him of his head injuries; though it did nothing to ease him of the hangover he was currently suffering from. No, that would only improve with the right amount of food and time. One of those things were easy to acquire but the second, however, was lacking. Zestasia didn’t know what time it was at the current moment, but he had to hurry. He had a barge to catch and he surely didn’t want to miss it. But first thing’s first! Nourishment!

Over the next five minutes, Zestasia would scout the tavern and smelled some steak and potatoes. It was rich with rosemary and all the fixin’s. So he knew that he had to act fast. Cleverly, Zestasia produced a small orb of magic using his Sol Vibrante. From there he easily hurled it at the guy who was about to eat that plate of food. Though, he did make sure to make sure it would swoop from behind and strike the man in the back of his bald head. When it make contact, it made the large, burly man jerk forward. He looked like the type of man to punch first and ask questions later. Zestasia would be proven right as he roared like a boar and charged like a bull at the first person who caught his eye and started to pound on the poor sap. Meanwhile, Zestasia seized the moment.

Hopping through the window, Zestasia took the plate. Before the barkeep or anyone else could say anything, he was out of the tavern through the same window he climbed through and halled his skinny, plaid-clad arse through the alleyway behind the tavern and he made several turns to ensure his successful escape. After a few minutes of running, he stopped and went to town of the steak, eating it as if it was his last meal. Gobble, gobble, gobble and it was gone, gone, gone. He then looked around and saw a flagon of wine not far from where he was.

Must be my lucky day,” Zestasia mused aloud, sneaking close to the ground. The wine was set just underneath a window that seemed to belong to a house that was occupied. He quietly got the container and took a few swigs.

And unfortunately for him, this was where his luck ran out. “HEY!” Someone shouted from the window.

He looked up. The guy looked heavy set, though he did appear to also look quite buff. It was an odd mix to look as such, but Zestasia had an advantage. He pointed his free hand at the guy. It started to shine like the sun and in the next moment, a blast of light emitted from it. The guy went down in fear of getting blasted, to which Zestasia snickered and controlled the blast to go down a foot lower, crashing into a barrel of fruit. And as it did, an apple flew towards Zestasia. He caught it and took it as he ran again(along with the flagon of wine). Next stop, the barge~


Boy the station to board the barge was far away. He had to run the whole way to make it in time. And even through all of that running, he was just a moment too late. With his ticket in hand, it was preparing to take off. He knew this as the final horn was going off and he was still about thirty meters away. Even though he was hauling his lean mass as fast as his legs would allow him to run, each long step would only prove to be counterproductive because the barge would gain more momentum the longer it took off, so Zestasia had to do something drastic.

Using his Sol Vibrante, he absorbed sunlight from the sun via photosynthesis and activated his Solaris Pallio spell, which ignited an aura of light and fire. Using it to enhance his speed and stamina, Zestasia was able to run a bit faster. When he reached the edge of the port, he took off in a longjump, reducing the gap between him and the barge almost twice as much as he would had he tried it the hard way. However, as big of a help as it was, he barely was able to catch the edge of the barge with one of his hands. And for a few moments, he spent his time dangling in the air, unsure if he would actually be able to swing himself up.

While he did have doubts he would fall, the right momentum from him swinging left to right afforded him with enough pull to throw one leg over the edge. From there, it was only a matter of getting his entire body in. And thankfully for him, no one caught the sight of him hanging for dear life. Though, the same couldn’t be said about his flashy jump. Real subtle, Zes. Definitely something to do when you have to lay low.

Oh well, he was on, so he might as well not complain. Still, technically, he was on there without going through the proper channels. So, maybe hanging out in the open wasn’t exactly the smartest of decisions. Okay, so the plan was to find a nice place to hide until the arrival at whatever god-forsaken stop this crummy barge was going. “Oh,” Zestasia just had a lightbulb go off in his head. No, it wasn’t from the aura nor the sun. He shut that off to conserve his reserves. No, this was more in the symbolic senses. He had the idea of looking at his ticket that he never got the chance to use and wasted valuable money buying. “Okay, let’s see,” he pulled it out, and looked at where it was going. “Whatever.” Zestasia shrugged as he tossed his ticket. He wouldn’t need it anymore.

Zestasia was content with his predicament, so he would simply go find a nice snug hiding spot until there came such a time to get off before anyone knew he was here.


And yet that wasn’t easy. So many times he found a good spot and just as many times, he nearly got caught by those who were here by the rules. What did a guy have to do to hide? It was as if the universe was punishing him for the tricks his pulled back in that port town. Not his fault that he didn’t have the funds nor the patience to play by the rules. Still, there was nothing he hated more than people trying his patience. Oh well, maybe those two lovely gals he heard whispering knew something.

Looking at them, he saw they were trying to be all hush-hush. Wonder what gave? Were they trying to figure out why he was here? No, that wasn’t right. They didn’t even know of his presence despite how he heard every bit they were whispering. Apparently, he was sneaky like that. Though, it was interesting that one of them wanted to keep the whispers minimal. Zestasia got the impression that this one was trying to end conversation.

Did you say the Inquisitors?” Zestasia suddenly said in the same hushed tone, popping his head over the blonde. "I'm after them, so please don't leave anything out.".He looked at both women. Boy, they both were incredibly beautiful even though they looked to be a tad older than his preference.
Hearing her speak only proved to him that she was full of hot air. Nothing she said would be followed up with action. At this point, he might as well be talking to a mannequin; for he truly did hold all of the cards. "You bore me," he stated bluntly, finding the sudden strength to toss her to the ground. Hard. He heard as her body made a loud thud into the solid crystal floor, some blood gathering around her upper body. He could only assume that she made such an impact with the floor that it caused her to bleed.

The King of the Espers--or so he liked to believe he was--proceeded to walk away until he noticed something. Not just a something but the one thing that he hadn't noticed just until now: The Treaty-Blade. This whole time they were talking, it had been.. "NO!" Zodiark furiously stated, looking back at Shion. "What have you done!?" He lifted her up from her face down form and turned her over, gripping her face tightly with his hand. "Answer me!"
"You're in no position to give me orders, Shion, the Blue Rose." He kept the pressure on her, gripping her arm harder and further increasing his hold on her. The glyph would push into her skin, making it feel like a piece of metal that was placed in a forge and had met Hume flesh. As he did, Zodiark rose to his feet. By an extension, Shion would too; though not of her own free will. He lifted her up with just his arm now as it started to extend past what should be Humeanly possible. The bones themselves seemed to thin out and new cells forming to replace the once that were dying because of this action--all the while, she was about three feet off the ground and Zodiark simply glanced up at her. "If I am the fool, then why am I the one who holds your life in the balance?"
@Inkarnate Have fun with that.
To that, Zodiark simply shrugged. He figured he'd give it a shot. Though it might have worked on others, Shion's mental fortitude and knowing what was a ploy and what was the real thing was, if nothing else, uncanny. Even in her weakened state, her awareness remained intact. Perhaps that's where he let his tendency to have too much fun dominate his equal mental prowess that Shion had.

And as he listened to her words carefully, he found it interesting she would mention Jackson. "I suppose you are right about that. How could I possibly underestimate that?" Zodiark feigned shock, throwing up his hands into the air as he did. "It's almost as if I didn't anticipate Jackson having powers that could heal Emiri from my hold. Or did I?" As he said that, Zodiark's palm flashed with his glyph. At the same time, in front of him, Shion would no doubt feel an immense pain shoot through her entire arm. And when she would go to her knees, Zodiark casually came to her eye level. "You Humes truly are so foolish. Do you honestly think I do anything without a reason?" Zodiark gripped her arm tightly with the same arm that was infected with his poisonous power. "While you ventured here, you unknowingly put them at risk." Zodiark said, hinted towards something; though he would not specify what exactly it was.

"A different symptom?" Wesley mused, biting his thumb. This truly was perplexing. The Word seemed to draw upon physical ailments as a way to work its way into the body. What happened to him was one one possible symptom. It does seem to work in the way a cold or the flu does, but with the added bonus of being bonded to what makes the Wood so enlightening but far more expansive. It connected them to Mist itself and as an added bonus, it enhances their capabilities past even than that of the Esper Seals do. Still, it was an enigma.

Just as Wesley was pondering on it more, a thought came to him. Before he would speak, he caught Keiran's glance. Based on it, he saw that Keiran knew that Wesley was starting to figure it out. "I..need to see this for myself." Wesley stated aloud. He used the gears on his chair and back out from the table and would proceed to go to the halls. "Please excuse me and enjoy the rest of the meal. I will be back shortly," Wesley stated, distracted by the thoughts of The Word that plagued his mind.



When she had slapped him, Zodiark let out a chuckle, smirking at her. He fully expected a reaction such as that. In fact, he anticipated it. He wanted her to react like that. Of course, he knew how much she cared for Rio. That was the only other man she loved before The Golden Wolf of Archadia came into her life. It was disappointing, though. To think that a woman with so much discipline and as cold and guarded as she was could be prone to the most basic of Hume emotions: anger and love. She could try and deny it but she's more like Jaakuna than she would like to deny.

And that's what Zodiark would exploit. "I was mistaken. Rio and Jaakuna, though similar, do not have the same dark lust for power." Zodiark stated, grinning sinisterly. "Rio has more in common with the Time Scion. Her desire for power and doubts in her own power is just how...pitiful Rio was. Always coming to me for more and never realizing that my power was what led to his demise. Emiri will soon face the same end. And there's nothing you nor Jackson can do about it." Zodiark was ranting, approaching Shion. He placed a hand on her cheek. "My sweet Blue rose," Zodiark's speech suddenly changed, sounding eerie familiar like Rio's voice. "Despite everything, you let me die. You let Avira die. And, just like them, Francis and Jaakuna will die all because you couldn't do what needed to be done. It's all your fault."
There was a mix of emotions around the breakfast table. Before Savayna's uproar all of a sudden, it had been all smiles and good laughs. Though, when nearly everyone heard and felt her ear-piercing screams, some jolted out of their seats. Cassandra had covered her ears and did a light yelp of her own. Isabelle, who had joined them a few minutes prior, wondered what exactly caused her to make that abrupt shift in moods. She was definitely bothered by something that might've had to do with Grant, but that was too quick of a shift in her demeanor. One moment she was justifiably angry at Grant for flat out ignoring her and the next something went terribly wrong--so much so that she ended up losing control of her mist.

Everyone might've been clueless, but the one person who knew what happened to her kept the calmest of expressions. Wesley knew what she was experiencing. He let out a simple sigh. He knew not to worry. As bad as she might've felt right now, Wesley knew she would be alright. Still, it was vastly different than how he was. Maybe there's something about the Word that effects everyone differently. For him, it put him in a comatosed state, so maybe it gave Archadians an intense emotional outburst? No that's not quite right. They were always an emotional bunch. So what could it be?

If you think too hard, you'll rip your stitches. Wesley heard Hashmal tease.

Wesley would laugh, smiling there afterward. As he did, he heard silence throughout the halls of his castle. "Ah, it seems everything is under control now," Wesley mused.


On the mention of Jaakuna, Zodiark chuckled as if amused. "It's funny how you mention him specifically. You must be quite fond of him, huh?" Zodiark fished, examining Shion's always-serious demeanor. "Someone like you who has lived this long and hasn't afforded herself the pleasure of lowering her guard since Avira and Rio." Zodiark knew that would strike some kind of reaction. "Makes one wonder if maybe you see some of them inside Jaakuna. Not Avira, for she didn't have the strength to withstand what you or Jaakuna had to endure. So, maybe he reminds you of Rio?" Zodiark mused, thinking to himself. He then glanced at Shion, sensing a disturbance in the air.

AT long last, here is the other Jaakuna--the best Jaakuna! the one and only, Konoha's Sundance Kid!


@Inkarnate At least one of my RPs has memes. go us!
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