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15 days ago
Current A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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1 mo ago
Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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6 mos ago
Happy almost crisis!
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9 mos ago
it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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10 mos ago
I will never show empathy for a bigot or a man who believed empathy is a made up term. Simple as that.
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It brought Dante great difficulty to believe that what he saw--his classmates who also had Digimon--were going to be, much like him, the supposed chosen ones. He wasn't one to judge a book by its cover. He had no right to do that but based off of their appearances alone, he hadn't the best confidence. Plus, overhearing how their own partners were, it was obvious that they were better off than Dante was. Leo, as he liked to be called, was so far from obeying him that Dante found himself getting more and more irritated by the little-horned bastard.

"Will you stop moving!" Dante let out a low roar, trying to stop Leo from poking his sides with the very sharp and pointy horn any chance he got.

"Oh but it's so fun. Plus, your pits might be death to the senses, but the little hairs feel so good on my horn. Like so~" Leo had let out a delightful chuckle as the tip of his horn kept on poking Dante's underarm.

"I said stop it!" Dante protested to Leo's antics, though there was nothing he could do to stop the little-horned furball from doing what he had been doing.

And then, without even so much of a moment's hesitation, Leo made a beeline for the food that had been gathered. There wasn't a single manner present as Leo scarfed it down like some pig who had been starved for weeks. In minutes, he appeared to have finished it; all the while, Dante was just getting into his own, neatly packed, human food. Quietly, if not somewhat uncharacteristically, he began eating his Italian-inspired lunch. It was a pizza roll and a side of arugula salad. It was inspired by typical Italian cuisine, so it wasn't really artisan. Still, he would eat it regardless. As he did, he heard the following words in a loop

"So whatcha eating? Can I have some? I bet it's good. It looks yummy."

Dante did his best to ignore him, but it was proving to be easier preached than done. It got to the point where he was reaching his limit. "Okay, seriously, why are you even my partner, huh?" Dante yelled loud enough that it was no longer contained to just Dante and Leo. "All you've done since you popped out of that egg was do everything to push my last nerve. Is your goal to get on my bad side? If so, then consider your mission accomplished."

Several blinks came from Leo's eyes, then he had a fit of laughter that followed. "You humans are quick to anger, aren't you? Truth be told, I'm curious about you and what makes you tick. Of what I heard--or, at least some unexplainable knowledge we Digimon have about your kind--it's intriguing to see the reactions you give when pressed." Leo explained, "though, you are different. There is something genuine about you, Dante. I am, as one would say, having a blast!" Leo seemed genuine in his expression and tone.

Dante sighed, sitting back down. "Why did I have to get stuck with the instigator?"

Leo laughed quite honestly, looking at Dante. "But seriously, any food left?"

"Lay off."

"Me-ow."

This was going to be a long year.




“Well, looks like my cousin and your brother are getting along swimmingly,”

"Not a real selling point for confidence, is it?"

Alexandros let go of what he was actually going to say in response. The fact of the matter was that, whatever Eli and Heather seemed to have for each other, he knew it wasn't going to last. He knew his brother more than anyone else did. The two of them were, to the surprise of many, twins. It's crazy when you look at the two of them. The fact often escapes Alexandros' short-term memory because he and his brother are so different than each other. Not like he and Ava are. The brother and sister have their distinctive differences, sure, but there's an underlying trait among the two that doesn't make them doubt they are truly each other's sibling.

And yet, when Alexandros thinks about Eli, he has a tough time believing that's his brother. From Eli's wild side - which is nothing like Alexandros' wild side. In Alex's case, he participates in sexual and night racing endeavors. In Eli's case, he has anything from sex to drugs in his nightly errands. That's not even including tonight's games he played with Alex and Audrey. It didn't work, of course, but that doesn't completely excuse how Eli found joy in ruffling his brother's feathers.

Rubbing his temples, Alex tried to refocus his efforts on something higher up on his priority list. That brought him to Audrey's gaze. He spent a long moment smiling at her. Thinking about her body was more interesting than stressing about his differences with Elijah. Though, his hopes and dreams of keeping his blue stones on Audrey were cut short when he heard the very disappointing words from Ava.

"Hey, buttmunch! We're leaving. Say your goodbyes and get your ass to the car."

Alexandros squinted at a few things: the possibility of not staying, the name that Ava called him, and just how he really wanted to tackle the sequel of what he and Audrey were doing before dinner. And then he was hit with an overwhelmingly good idea - well, good for him and bad in every other way. "Actually, I'm going to stay a bit longer."

"I don't think mom will like that--"

"Let him stay if he wants." Adrianna surprised both Alex and Ava by appearing behind them. "You've proven yourself to be trustworthy, Alex. Just don't stay out too late. I'm sure you know about the uber app?"

Alexandros nodded.

"Then enjoy your extended stay."

Alexandros wasn't exactly sure what just happened, but he caught a few things that set him off, causing his legs to slightly shake. As Ava rolled her eyes and left behind their mother, Alexandros' eyes went back to Audrey's. "I don't frighten easy, but my mother's tone just now is enough to give any man the shivers." Alexandros admitted openly, "I hope she doesn't murder them all in their sleep.."
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@POOHEAD189 Congrats man! You deserve this! :D
I don't think the Digimon would be that picky tbh.

>tunomon be like
Banned for not wanting me to not want someone in jail.
@Renny

HMMMMMMMMMMM

I have....things to consider.

@Renny
So no swapping out a human item for a digimon item as a prank then, huh?
@Mara Only cause it was better than mine durr.
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