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8 yrs ago
If you're not trying to romance the Pokemon, what's the fucking point?
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8 yrs ago
Can't help but read 'woah' as a regular 'wuh', but 'whoa' as a deep, masculine 'HOO-AH!'
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8 yrs ago
That's patently untrue. I planted some potassium the other day, and no matter how much I watered it, all I got was explosions.
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on holiday for five days. if you need me, toss a rock into the fuckin' desert and I'll whisper in your dreams
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According to the IRC, I'm a low-grade troll. They're probably not wrong.

Most Recent Posts

ZOTASH'E
-Sling
-Flute
-Skull of Ventus
-meeting Sable
--The Cure
-Terrestrial Citadel
-Gneissposting?

LAMBDA
-Dwarf / Elemental fights?

DABBLES
-Dabbles the Dove, Prophet of All-Beauty
--High Administrator of Alefpria, Chief Advisor to Lifprasil, and Pilot of the Fathership
-Exit stage left, spacewards
--BLESSED ARE THE MEEK

JVAN
-Xos-tied
-Collected Memories

FLESH CENTAUR SCULPTOR
-Fight Help
-Hear the whispers
-Seek power
-Burn It Down

AMUL'SHARAR
-A certain business with the deer
-Where the World Begins and Ends
--roleplayerguild.com/posts/4604565

TIRA
-Finish with Vowzra
-Fly south
-Meet the Mother

PHI
-Phiposting

THE MERCENARY
-Who cares

TAUGA
-Two more Marquisate posts I barely even remember
-I told you they'll grow in
@Lord Zee The character sheet is in the rules thread, if you'd like to start work on them. We're not really waiting on anything but me to stop being a sad sack of exhaustion.

@Lauder WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT NOTHING ELSE FOR A WEEK
I'm not 100% sure what to say, but color me interested! As long as you guys don't find Apples edible that is.


Well, last game we managed to eat spiders, explore the divine origins of lactose intolerance, and distil liquor from human skin, so I think we can safely say anything goes in the culinary world.

We also had some nice stories about bread.

One question, what kind of writing are you expecting here?


Depends on what you mean.

There will be a soft cap on post length. It will probably hover around two or three thousand characters. This is why the game will be going in Free, as well as because Divinus is in Casual for some reason, so we may as well spread out.

Posts can go shorter, but rapid dialogue and combat interaction should probably be collabed. There's not limit on collab length (within reason).

Otherwise, don't rush things. Pay attention to how the other players are writing and try to match their effort in your own style. Make sure your posts make sense, are paragraphed nicely and grammatically tidy, colour coded if you want it and have a Might use summary at the bottom. Posting will be mostly (but not necessarily) third person- we tend to play with perspective a lot in Divinus.

For examples on what kind of writing we currently see in Divinus, feel free to stop by the thread.

Interested, thinking of some kind of god based on challenge and change.


Maybe a god of Change and Chaos (for the latter is the purest expression of the former) although someone else expressed interest in change and we've got one whose the patron of rebellion, so it might be easier to hop ship towards a god of knowledge and forbidden secrets and stuff like that. Either way, perhaps maybe something of a cunning or conniving god who isn't as interested in overtly expanding his own power as he is in simply throwing something out there and seeing whether anything - shall we say interesting - happens as a result.


These are always popular! Feel free to try out any of these archetypes.

In fact, feel free to try anything at all that comes to mind. In Divinus we currently have a god of Order (Physics), Beauty (Mathematics), two very different eldritch abominations, a mechanical engineer who uses his Might to build robots and devices, a worm-god of Flesh, a dead god of Life, a porcelain god of Perfection and Calligraphy, and more.

You really can go buck-wild with this.

the Might is just a means to that end.


That's all Might is, really- using numbers to count power.
I lack the speed to write as much as the majority do for Divinus


Are you sure speed is the word you're looking for? Divinus is quite slow, but if all goes to plan, Godspeed will be pretty fast-paced. The post length in Divinus is sort of just a product of the way stories pan out.





This is the prose intro for a new game, collaborated on with great love and devotion, by the cast of a wildly successful roleplay that began in early 2015 and is still going: Divinus!

Divinus is an extremely free-form deity roleplay that has been run three times over the past five years or so, with positive results each time. While the gameplay itself has a backbone of rules, which we've updated to make sleeker and more fun, the way the story and the world of the gods pans out each time is always wildly unexpected.

Although the current game is an advanced roleplay in the Casual subforum, we're aiming to make this one something truly casual and light and fast-paced, with posts of just a few paragraphs each. It'll go in the Free section, but don't expect the quality of the writing to flag- much of the Divinus cast is in Godspeed, and we'll keep an eye out for players from anywhere.

Here's the overview, which can also be found in the current revision of the thread starter, which has all the updated rules.



We have five players from the 'casual' iteration of the game who've already pledged to join in. Here are their character sheets!

@WrongEndoftheRainbow with Lasis, Patron of Rebellion

@Kho with Seidhara, the Bear Mother

@LokiLeo789 with Trickster Iwa, the Scarab God

@Double Capybara with Kap Gam, Ephemeral Queen

@Frettzo with Aella, Goddess of Kindness

And I'll be playing with Yu, the Demon Slayer, probably.

So yeah. Anyone interested?
@Dawnscroll To recap, we're making a casual version of Divinus to go in the Free section, hopefully with much lighter and easier posts. It has a thoroughly updated set of rules and most of us have made characters for it, so we'll see how long it lasts.
Alright, everyone, I think I'm done with the OP for Divinus Lite. Here's a changelist for how it differs from Kho's last update of the WIP.

-added an overview.
-changed or added some more examples.
--by which I mean I kinda rewrote all of them
-shuffled things.
--Holy Sites, for example, are now in the Turns section.
--Domains and Portfolio are now in the Level section.
-Rewrote the Mater Lei section several times to make sure it's as clear and non-prosey as possible.
-Put the fair warning rule under 'conflict'.
-Gave avatars their own little section.
-Added a 'goals' bit to the character sheet.
-Bold for emphasis.
-Added a note on sanctuaries (Holy Sites). They may bless or protect the disciples within them in various ways.
-Changed 'worshippers' in sanctuaries to 'disciples', which can now be anything.
-Added a note that gods can in fact be overwhelmed by mortal armies if those armies have enough Might behind them.
--not gonna lie, I'm excited about this, let's have us some evenly matched god vs. army battles
-Acknowledged BBeast!

Maybe other things I'm not noticing now, too. The thread itself is here.

I'll be making an interest check thread soon enough, and, provided there's no other issues, the actual game thread.
roleplayerguild.com/topics/91565-mid-…




Mater Lei
Concierge of the Gods

'What then of your horns, o Mater? What are they?'

'The perfect excuse to blast doors I don't feel like opening.'


Dᴏᴍᴀɪɴ & Pᴏʀᴛꜰᴏʟɪᴏ
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While Lei's Domain is a mystery, much is known of her portfolios. The most obvious involves automata, beings of clockwork and coiled springs, which she creates effortlessly and in great number. Another is strongly linked to books of fiction, of which she has a nearly limitless supply, and the contents of which she can realise as simulacra, forming not-quite illusory flora and fauna from words on a page. The third involves powerful transmutative magic, especially of her own body and environment.

Aʟɪɢɴᴍᴇɴᴛ
Chaotic Neutral

Pᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛʏ
Lei likes to be fancy. Not act fancy, just be fancy. Fond of dramatic entrances, an aura of untouchable smugness pervades most of what she does, which is usually exactly what you don't want her to do. Life's a game, when you're the Mater, and it's easy to get the impression that she wears her masks purely to hide the fact that she's teetering on the edge of laughing at you.

With all the petty spite of someone who enjoys tripping up passerby with her cane, Mater Lei placidly denies or subverts every request placed on the position she's been entrusted with, and happily cheats, tricks and lies her way through godly transactions. Fortunately, she's not malicious, and will bow out and call quits before she involves herself with serious trouble. Lei also tends to be polite, even helpful, especially in things of little (or extraordinary) consequence.

For all her easygoing strut, Lei isn't entirely secure in herself. She hides her anger well, but not perfectly, and fears both her task and her pantheon. She tells herself that she is safe, and can usually believe it, but there's only so much she can do. She fears, also, that someone may eventually see her face.

She also attends a lot of balls.

Gᴏᴀʟs
It is Mater Lei's belief, informed or otherwise, that the gods must be both the sole and the sovereign rulers of the universe. There can be no great power outside them, nor may any great power surpass them. For this reason, Lei guards the Vault from which the gods emerged and to which they may return, such that none of her nieces and nephews in the pantheon may wield power other than their own.

Lei isn't particularly stringent about this, though. The Door tends to stay perfectly well closed of its own accord, and she's known to let the pantheon loan or make use of other oddities in the Vault in order to perform feats that may otherwise have been beyond them, such as creating planets, travelling time, or altering the fundamental properties of the universe. The costs of operating such oddities are high, but so long as Lei doesn't have to pay it herself, she doesn't particularly care either. Her primary goal, after all, is simply to have a grand old time.

Aᴘᴘᴇᴀʀᴀɴᴄᴇ
Lei seldom changes form, but regularly her costume. From formal to semi-formal to casual*, Lei always has some outfit up her sleeve for the occasion, usually in the gold-grey-red colour scheme she's addicted to. She wears human flesh often, usually stealing the body of whichever pretty mortal girl she last ran into who happened to be wearing her colours*, sometimes returning it later and often keeping it (and the girl) for herself as an attendant. When the need arises to be small, she takes the form of a serpent.

All of Lei's faces are masks, made or stolen one way or another. In this way, though she may be highly expressive when she wants to be, her insecurities remain securely bound up inside her.

Lei's avatars are two, and rather different: Malkut, the radiant automaton, is a powerful being born of her more diligent side, not so prone to travel; and Alto, the harpy, is a lazy wanderer. These twin sons almost never appear in the same place, and generally keep to themselves.

Lei's dresses are innumerable, and rumour has it her wardrobe is a major demiplane.

Mᴜsɪᴄᴀʟ Tʜᴇᴍᴇ


*Models photographed are Choi Sora and Ikebana Katsu, respectively.



The Door through which the first gods enter the universe comes in many forms. Each god that enters the universe does so in a unique way- Some rise from pools, others hatch from eggs; some dream their way into reality, others simply take shape in the void; some are reincarnated, and yet others are stillborn.

While the Door itself exists outside conventional space, the gods who pass through it always emerge from the same place: a lonely beach on a planet named Galbar, where, it is said, the universe began.

Below (or perhaps containing) the entrance to the universe lies a Vault of many oddities. These delicate relics are mechanisms by which gods may alter things beyond the limits of divine power. There are means to stop time, forge planets, and rewrite the basic laws of reality; there are tools with which gods are made mortal and mortals into gods. All of them are cruelly guarded by a being called Mater Lei.

Mater Lei acts as doormaster and concierge to the universe. Of her two avatars, Alto, a being of pure Light, is said to hold the key, and Malkut, a being of pure Force, is said to hold the lock. Without her consent nothing can enter the universe from beyond, and no-one can leave until their allotted Time. It is said that she acts in the interests of Fate, though what these might be is inscrutable, even to her.

Punctual yet notoriously unreliable, Lei considers it her duty not only to defend the Door but also to act as a guide to those who step through it. Lei hears every question posed to her, even the frivolous ones, and usually answers (and sometimes lies). Any god may approach her dwelling-place in order to ask favour, such as to retrieve something from beyond the universe, or allow them to leave it, or to grant them power from the Vault, or relieve them of its burden. Naturally, she is obliged to deny them.

But Mater Lei is both a liar and a cheat, and her devotion to duty extends only so far. She is well known to let the pantheon loan or make use of oddities in the Vault in order to perform feats that may otherwise have been beyond them. The cost of operating them may be exorbitant or bizarre or both, but so long as she herself isn't paying it, Lei doesn't have much reason to care.

Either way, it is far safer to rely on one's own power- Lei is neither sadistic nor power-hungry nor tyrannical, but she has never, ever been trustworthy.

While Lei has stood at her post since the birth of the universe and intends to stay there to its end, she is otherwise much like any other god. Her ability to defend the Door and Vault are limited. If the temptation to challenge her wardenship arises, take it seriously, but not lightly- Although far from infinite, Mater Lei commands tremendous power, and responsibility for her things will fall on the shoulders of any pantheon with the hubris to depose her.
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