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The map's aroma seemed to fill the room - more so than the sweat, dirt, and grime already filling it. The cacophony of smells didn't help Sidney's stomach in the slightest. "Wouldn't it make more sense to just like, cover it in a film instead of using some bullshit chemical that would probably boil your skin off?" Sidney said as she took a step away from the map. Once she heard the missions, she already knew which one would be the best for her, but she still waited for the others to speak their opinions.

Newt was, like always, rational. Having a scout would always be helpful. Kian did bring up a good point. Liam would be practically useless in the tunnels. But that didn't really matter. She didn't really like Liam. For once, Sidney could agree with Flamel.

"C'mon Flamel, just admit it. You want to steal a bunch of supplies. And I completely support you in this endeavor. Sounds like a great time," Sidney said as she backed further away from the table.

"Well, for the first job, I'm not exactly the best at fixing things, so it would just be a few hours of doing jack shit while Teach fixes whatever. So, unless shit goes south, I ain't doing that," she said as she shuffled further and further away from the table, "while driving a tanker truck filled with a highly flammable and explosive fuel sounds fun, I'd rather not be anywhere near that tanker truck. You know why. If we do the third mission, that means I could probably blow a hole in the tunnels. Maybe I can even just clear the collapse, if it isn't too bad."

By this point, Sidney was far away from the table. In fact, she was closer to a small alcove, hidden by walls of sheet metal. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go suit up. And puke my guts out. Tell me which one we're doing when I'm done." Sidney quickly broke into a sprint and entered the wall through a loose piece of metal. And a horrible sound echoed out, filled with splatters, gags, coughing, and crying.
Chaos. That would be the one way to describe Sidney's dreams. Unfortunately, it wasn't the type of chaos she reveled in. No, her dreams were that of abstraction; pure chaos with no pattern. Each second would bring forth a new image, only to be forgotten when the next had appeared. All of it lead to one thing: feeling like you had to puke every time you woke up. It would be a good thing that Sidney could sleep through her brain's bedlam and preferably wake up when her mind settled on less sickening flashes.

Or so she thought.

"Wake up you lazy bunch. We've got work to do! You have 5 minutes to get ready for briefing," the words had rang out, breaking her nauseating trance.

"Eat my ass," Sidney had managed to instantly rattle out. After a brief moment of nothing, Sidney quickly popped up from her pile of old clothing - which had acted as both mattress and blanket - and grabbed a small metal bucket. She quickly sank her head into the cold pit and waited for whatever would spill out.

Thankfully, last night's dinner had been seated firmly inside the depths of her innards. Nothing would be coming out on this auspicious day. Rather quickly, Sidney tossed the bucket aside, letting its clanging bounces add to the noise of everyone waking up.

By the time Sidney began to process what was going on, it became apparent that she would be one of the last ones to get up.

"Fuck all, I didn't even drink and I feel like the worst one here," she said as she ascended from her sleeping pile. She began to slowly shuffle to the briefing table as she tried her hardest not to spew on the floor.

"Explain what this is about before last night's dinner makes a surprise comeback. Please."

Greetings would have to be later. Right now, Sidney was trying her hardest to not to ruin everyone's morning.
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Going to end up dropping out of this. Not feeling it.

Group 2
Location: Broken Wall || Action: Fancy diplomancy. || Mood: Confident
Interacting with: Melanie @Mae, Farron @Tenma Tendo, Castiel @Fox of Spades, and the Ogre


As the wall crumbled, it would seem that his companions were safe. Lloyd let out a sigh of relief as a new figure appeared in the hole. The figure, it seemed, had a problem with Lloyd busting a hole in the wall. Castiel tried to respond to the figure, but without giving any quarter for a response, Lloyd tried his hand at his (not) great diplomacy ability.

"Well, my friend," Lloyd said as he practically dropped Melanie in the remaining puddles of water, "our navigator seems to have... lost us? He sort of dropped us down in this cavern looking place, left, and then a huge blast of water came and slammed me into the wall. In fact, elbow first. And it might be broken."

His performance was that of a thespian. While he did tell a little white lie, he said it all rather tamely, compared to his ordinary self. It was weird. The bit about his elbow was true. He actually thought it might be broken. His adrenaline high was coming down, after all.
Cold stone walls as high as the eye could see. Rough and jagged, they would scratch the hands of whoever tried to pass them. Avilus seemed to stare at them for an eternity. The walls never degraded. In fact, with each passing moment, the walls seemed to double in size. Even so, he felt like an observer. The unfriendly rubble - his unfriendly rubble that had managed to be shaped into a quick barrier seemed to be infinite.

As his sense of time and reason was distorted, so was this reality. the rocks seemed to warp and shift whenever he looked away. He couldn't even ask himself basic questions. The walls seemed to get closer and closer. Still, Avilus never moved. He could only look as his creation spiraled out of control. Every time he blinked, the walls seemed to jump towards him. He was surrounded. The stones dug into his flesh and crushed his body. Every time he moved or even took breath, the rocks dug in deeper. Strangely, it didn't hurt. Rather, he felt nothing.

No matter how absurd the scene was, he couldn't question it. He felt oddly at peace. That was, at least, until he felt a distinct burning under him. The heat seemed to travel up his leg, ending beneath his knees. The pain was real this time. He forced himself to look down only to see a large fire contorting his flesh into a black char. He began to scream.

It hurt.

It really hurt.

He began to slam his head into the jagged wall, only for it to crumble away. Freedom. Before he could escape, a new sight appeared. Rather than the stone walls, he saw a new city. One he had never seen. Still, the fire roasted his feet and he had little time to think. He quickly scrambled to escape the fire, only for the vision to vanish into darkness.

Suddenly, light.

Everything ached and his feet felt like they were on fire. Avilis looked around. It would appear that his body was submerged in dirt, save for his feet and head. His head felt caked with generations of soil and his feet were a deep red and covered in sunburns. He slowly raised himself from his dirt nap and investigated his own body.

He was completely nude.

How embarrassing.

Avilus quickly began to search for his bag. He always kept at least one bag with him. Perhaps it would clue him into the mystery of his situation. He managed to find a small leather strap and pulled.

Snap.

The strap had broken, an event that had only caused Avilus to giggle. After a brief and humourous respite, Avilus began to dig into the earth, only to uncover a thick leather sack. He opened it, revealing to himself a change of clothes and numerous novels. He quickly put the clothes on and looked through the books. All of them fell into three categories - humour, gossip, and romance. How embarrassing. In fact, the books had reminded Avilus of his own journal. He always wrote what happened to him.

Rather quickly, he found it. Rather, he found the broken bindings of the book. The pages had been eaten or destroyed by rain. He had no clue on how he got here. The past month had been forgotten, it seemed. He just remembered talking to his advisors, taking a nap, and waking up here. It was quite hilarious, in fact. Avilus had already been rolling on the floor, his chest ready to burst from laughing. Quickly, Avilus jumped on his feet. No point in laughing himself to death in this forest.

He began to walk, his feet aching. It would be a terrible idea to walk with his burns. Rather quickly, his prayers were answered. A farm! He quickly hopped the fence into the staples. A horse! Huzzah! He had thought. He quickly "borrowed" a saddle and placed it upon the horse's back. He opened the gate, jumped on, and rode out.

Of course, the farmer was watching outside in shock. Before he had even a chance to get angry, Avilus grabbed a book from his bag.

"I am commandeering this horse," he yelled as he tossed the book into the man's arms, "reparations!" He quickly rode off. The farmer was confused. Avilus was laughing. He rode straight. He was going to hit something eventually, after all.
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