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Quinn Leiurus || Anarchy Red

@Nyahahameha


Her sting had worked. The ice girl had been nipped in the neck before the wayward fire extinguisher had made its way back towards Quinn. Effortlessly, she batted it away as her stinger returned behind her back. It did come back with some juice, however. Rather impressive. It had landed right by the girl who she had stung and she, with her infinite wisdom, had decided to launch it back towards Quinn. This time, however, it had no power behind it. The strength of the ice girl was normal. Upper end from training, maybe. But normal. Like before, she had swatted it away, but with even less effort. To her surprise, Quinn's interception had been intercepted by the beefy girl. The beefy girl had caught it and, in a move that could only be described as a dunk, launched it back down with an immense force.

Quinn, however, wasn't inept. Upon seeing the beefy girl's arm begin to move downwards, Quinn leapt into the air. With such tremendous force that it had dented the ground, the fire extinguisher sadly rolled away.

"So that's your power, huh?" Quinn taunted the beefy woman. Quinn was always observant. After all, she was fast, not strong. She couldn't brute force every situation that came her way. Years of fights had let her read people. This was the difference between her and a student. The sheer amount of experience that she had was an insurmountable canyon to any student. "I'm guessing... force? One that requires touch. Well, for a brainless brute such as yourself, I suppose you're looking to save your little friend but..." She quickly backed up towards the outskirts of the various fights littering the room, "it's too late."

With the sudden appearance of an ear piercing noise, it really pissed Quinn off. What was that, a danger alarm? Well, if nobody else was going to stop it, Quinn was.
it's in my nature to join after erode because i'm a fucking sheep, so i'm also dropping some tentative interest
Quinn Leiurus || Anarchy Red

@Aviaire


Chaos. That was the only way to describe it. From Jackie's rage, the blondie had been thrown through a wall alongside the cat-like girl. Jackie was dealing with them, so she could ignore it. The beefy looking girl, Gabby, wasn't paying too much attention. While Corvus attacked the grounded moth, she could only spray them with a fire extinguisher. The pebble had drilled a hole in the roof and then went to deal with the birds in the C02 smoke. This left a critical flaw in their structure. To the greenhorn adventurers, they may not have noticed it. The woman who had been attacked with the knife and the fire extinguisher had been left alone. With visibility cut down by the extinguisher and the chaos, the greenhorn heroes would be unable to keep track of absolutely everything. But Quinn lived in chaos. She revelled in it.

From the outskirts of the battle, she leapt at the teal-haired girl. The quirk that the girl had was pretty easy to figure out. It was probably just cold. If it was something more, it would have done something like that. Even if it was freezing, Quinn could easily take it. She wore a thick jacket. But under the cover of chaos and disorder, she thrusted her stinger directly at the girl's neck. Loaded inside of her tail was a dreaded load of neurotoxin. Not enough to kill or cripple her. Just enough to have some fun. For Quinn, who had crept around while simply observing, it was practically an assassination. Only with less death. At least not yet. She'd at least put the air conditioner out of commission.
Dahlia replied to Varanense. "The discount's for pretty much every establishment Odin owns. Which is a lot, to be honest. He dabbles in most wares, like potions, wholesale weapons and armour, food, inns, a brothel, and pretty much everything that isn't artisanal." She gave an empathetic sigh. "Most gods would give stuff to their children for free. But Odin's the type of man who'd charge his kids rent the second they turn 14. Don't worry too much about it. The discount adds up, even if you don't pay attention to it. I'm surprised you even got one. I'm still running off my 2%."

Then, Dahlia turned to face the masked youth complaining. He made an effort to show HOW PAINED HE WAS and then ran back over to the cat-eared girl.

"That boy isn't right..."

Evening turned to night in a flash. The booze provided in Little Valhalla was much more than any one of the greenhorn adventurers could have predicted. After thirty minutes, one drink was enough to release one's inhibitions. Two drinks was enough to change one's personality. Five drinks? Castor had the absolute time of his life. One that he was unable to remember, for better or worse. The festivities, though hard to recall, included Varanense flirting with a few hot adventurers and Valkyries (though they merely saw him as a quaint child—even the ones who were younger than him), Oben being very confused at the races of a few of the veterans, Kori trying to take care of someone much less drunk than herself, and Castor vanishing only to hear pained screaming at another part of the restaurant.

By midnight, not a single one was conscious. At least, none of them remembered being conscious.


The next day.



The adventurers had awoken in their respective homes. For Castor, he woke up with his left elbow feeling like it was bent 90 degrees the wrong way, a feeling of loss, and his mouth tasting like vomit and old fish. Castor didn't eat any fish, which was confusing. At least, he didn't eat any that he could remember. Varanense had awoken with similar feelings of failure, but his arms were okay and he didn't spew. Or he did, but he brushed his teeth. Oben had awoken to his pockets full of small denominations of vallis. The coins practically spewed out of his pockets, almost ruining his clothes from the seams almost breaking. Kori had awoken with a heartfelt thank you note from a man who had called himself 'the hammer'. He even signed his name as a very aggressive HAMMER. It was confusing. Each one of them had woken up with a bill for the night. The cost was astounding. Oben's pocket coins couldn't even make a dent on the minimum payment.

DUE TO: Odin
AMOUNT DUE: 825 000 v
INTEREST OWED: 0% YEARLY
MINIMUM PAYMENT: 100 000 v
MINIMUM PAYMENT DATE: ONE YEAR FROM NOW

In the case of reaching level 2 before the due date passes, all debt owed to Odin shall be forgiven.

SIGNATORIES: x Óðinn x Vkosenmp


Sure, it was an illegible scrawl. But each of the adventurers could at least recall the fact that they did sign it, even if they didn't read any of the print. They were now in heavy debt, and the only way out was to actually join the party. Talk about indentured servitude. At least they got to keep whatever money they made in the dungeon. On the reverse side of the bill, however, was a note scrawled on it.

Meet outside the dungeon entrance, 11 AM. Don't be late.



Upon arriving to the entrance, the adventurers could see Dahlia, as ready as she always was, speaking to a worried looking Pallum. On her back was a huge rucksack that had been deflated by a severe lack of loot. She didn't carry a single visible weapon, nor did she wear any armour. She was a supporter. Supporters were always a strange thing in the dungeon. Adventurers were often unable to carry both loot and fight. Supporters, however, would allow adventurers to fight without the burden of having to carry random items. There was an old saying that went around Orario: "A good supporter is worth two adventurer's backs". It was true; backpack overstuffing that caused back injury was the number three cause of retirement for adventurers. The other two were 'death' and 'permanent disability'. It was a pretty wide margin between those two and back injuries. Still, having a supporter was practically a necessity for a five man party that delved any deeper than the first five floors.

"Ah, there they are! The men and woman of the hour! I trust you slept well? Ah, where's my manners, let me introduce you to my old associate, Penn! She's a supporter and she'll be hauling any items you don't want to carry back up. She's pretty trustworthy and I've already paid all of her fees, so don't worry about that. So for this, we're probably going to try to get as far as you can to gauge how well you work together. I'll be behind you every step of the way, so if something goes wrong, I can step in. Besides that, just try to work together as a team. Penn will support you, but she's not exactly an amazing combatant." Penn had unleashed the most powerful kick that she could to Dahlia's thigh, only to be rebuked by nothing more than a slapping noise. "So besides that, just don't worry about the formalities of all of this and just do what you usually do. Any questions?"


"More or less, see if he's the one I'm looking for and just go from there. Not really much to say abo-"

Marina had been interrupted by some short woman with large breasts. She was talking about a Suzekaze, but Marina had no idea who that was. Frankly, she didn't care, but judging by that name and Yasuo looking after her, Marina could guess that Yasuo played babysitter for a while. Well, not that it really mattered too much. The race was ruined by a third party. Well, not that it really mattered. It was just brainless nostalgia. Really, she wanted for this random third party to leave them. Not out of malice, though. It was more Marina just not wanting to meaninglessly talk to strangers. With Marina now standing up, it was apparent how much taller she was.

"Well wouldn't you like to know?"

Off the bat, Marina was hostile to this woman. Though, her aggressive tone was half-hearted. It wasn't really because she hated this stranger or that she was some angry sociopath. It was more of an effort of just scaring her off so Marina wouldn't have to talk to her. After all, someone who approached two people day drinking was obviously either going to start shit or be a moral crusader.
Quinn Leiurus || Anarchy Red



Finishing up in the machine room and generally causing an obscene amount of property damage, Sana and Quinn had placed the explosives at the warehouse and went to reconvene with the rest of the villains. On her way, Quinn grabbed a single fire extinguisher from the wall. Never knew when she might need to use it, especially with a fire woman next to her.

A swarm of birds. Not just a few, but a legion. Maybe birdman wasn't so bad after all, Quinn had thought. Well, bad wasn't the right word. Useful was closer to what she was thinking of. The students had been assaulted by a bunch of birds and... they didn't win? Really, it was kind of sad how a bunch of birds were beating up children. Some of them did okay. Others got pecked to shit. Someone even went buck wild with a chair, crunching a few birds. Really, what kind of a hero would do that? Only villains did that.

"Nice murder, blondie!" She taunted him.

A beefcake looking girl was standing and calling for someone. Quinn really had no idea what she was trying to do. A cat looking girl was slashing birds for a bit before being overwhelmed, which was kind of sad. So much for being a predator. One of them was just standing there, looking focused. Shark twunk had thrown a knife at her, but a moth managed to take the bullet for her.

Well, it was Quinn's turn to act. Would she charge in valiantly to beat up a child? Of course not. A cornered rat can always bite back. Quinn wasn't the hotheaded type, either. She didn't want to haphazardly beat up a few children. Well, she did. The haphazardly part was what she didn't want. With the fire extinguisher in her hands, she decided to push the advantage that they had. With one, two, and three steps, she gave her throw a considerable amount of power. She hurled the fire extinguisher directly at the girl who shark twunk originally threw the knife at. Was it accurate? More or less. Was it hard? Yes. That extinguisher launched off with a considerable amount of force. It certainly wasn't going to extinguish anything, except for maybe the life of whoever's dome it was going to strike.

After that, she began to walk around the perimeter of the fight, waiting for just the opportunity.
"Eh? Sure why not."

Her mood did a complete 180. Back in her eyes was the passion only possessed by nerds; her face was as warm and cheerful as ever, as though Castor wasn't going to die in 30 minutes. Well, it was because he wasn't. He was going to feel like he died, but he'd be blackout drunk so it didn't really matter in the grand scheme of things. Quickly counting things on her fingers, she turned to Varanense to repeat what she just said. Well, she was going to. Out of the corner of her eyes, she spotted the skull masked youth reach for the animal girl's ears. With the speed of Hermes and the strength of a flying slipper, she slapped the youth's hand down as though he was reaching for the cookie jar.

"That's sexual harassment! Ask before you reach and not during." She scolded. She also completely glossed over the part where he didn't know that animal people existed. It was also that everyone she worked with couldn't tell her what colour the sun was, so not knowing about the world was at least somewhat excusable. She then turned back to Varanense and repeated what she said earlier. For real this time.

"So your god should have told you why, but gods are weirdos so they probably didn't. You have potential, so you're being put into a super neat initiative where we basically make a party of super rookies and see how far that gets. Also god politics but god politics sucks and nobody should ever talk about god politics. Oh and—"

Dahlia had told Varanense all about god politics. Really, it was rather astounding. Not the content, though. The content was dry as crappy crackers. The fact that, despite paraphrasing earlier, she had repeated everything about god politics that she had said earlier. It was only with a certain swagger and an ahem that she stopped speaking. From behind Dahlia, a small figure had appeared.

No taller than a hunched over 5 feet, his presence was known from the way he conducted himself. The threads on his suit were so fine that it was impossible to see any flaw. Every ounce of him was well groomed. Resting on his shoulders was a large fur jacket, made from a creature finer than anything above ground. Atop that was the skin of a wolf, but not one that anyone was familiar with. Despite his apparent age, his skin remained colourful and perfect. The wrinkles were only cosmetic. With a slight adjustment to his rosy sunglasses, he cleared his throat in the certain way that only old men do. It was also known as coughing really loud.

"I see that Dahlia has given you the basics," he announced to the group, "but I do believe I have to explain what's going to happen." With a smile, he elaborated. "you fine adventurers are going to become a party. You will gain the support of every god and familia in this alliance through this party. You will receive Thoth's knowledge, Vulcan's smithy, the comradery from various adventurers and their respective gods, whatever Honos does, but most importantly," a large, toothy grin made itself known, "my 10% discount. My familia doesn't even get 5% off. Don't let it get to your head." He said the last line incredibly seriously. "Well, that's all if you choose to join. I'm not going to stay here and force you. For today, just take your time and relax. Don't worry about the prices of anything~!" That little line about money sounded gross.

"Oh, and Dahlia's going to teach you."

Odin then walked off, vanishing behind a 5 foot high wall into a more private area of Little Valhalla.

For now, it was time to party with people that could bench a mammoth.
Witnessing the long-armed wild man slam back 5 cups of wine had completely swallowed every bit of attention that Dahlia had. The first one was nothing special, just a weirdo taking booze from a table. The second one was suspicious, the third was impressive, the fourth was sad, but the fifth was also impressive. She stared at him in shock, confused on why any human would act like that. But then again, Dahlia was constantly surrounded by prude and chaste nerds, so seeing people leave the house made her feel all warm and fuzzy inside. She wasn't the greatest moral arbitrator.

The question that Kori had asked had froze Dahlia. At first, she only responded with a puzzled look, but she quickly resigned to nothing more than a shrug. "Your god should have told you," her mouth made an awkward smile, "well maybe not. Most gods are in it for their own entertainment and would probably think it would be funny if they put you up the creek without a paddle." Quickly tapping the cover of her book to make a drumming noise, she sang a quick acapella fanfare of 'pa-ra-ra-ta-ta-taaaa~!' "You're here because you're special! Not in the sense of being unique, though. We're all unique in our own ways, but what's important is that you all have potential. I'm sure you know the stats, the vast majority of all adventurers never make it past level 1. Through your innate skills, unique styles, and... personalities—let's call it that, you have been selected by Odin, Thoth, and your own god to join a super cool, exclusive cross-familia party of adventurers! It's pretty unprecedented for something like this to happen, though. I'm sure you're wondering the 'why' of this all. To that, I'll have to say that there's an alliance of gods going on right now. It's all some real boring political nonsense, so I'll spare you the details of it all of it. Oh, speaking of god politics—"

It was clear that she was just rambling on at this point. Almost as if all of the brain had been drained from the room, not a single person understood what Dahlia was talking about in this moment of time. They were adventurers, damn it! Not philosophers! Without any further warning, Dahlia stopped her rambling. A worried look washed over her face, colour draining as she walked towards Castor. She gently placed her hand on the man's shoulder.

"You—you had five cups, didn't you? I'm—I'm so sorry. There's nothing we can do. You should spend the next thirty minutes getting everything in order."


“Y-yikes,” Yui sputtered as a blast of energy struck where her feet once were. As the result of an incredibly messy leap out of danger, the volley of lasers completely missed Yui. Low visibility, some invaders muckin' about (probably looking for some hostages to murderize), and one being a total wiener by blasting Yui with a bunch of junk. Really, were it not for the fact that Yui had the leg strength of a gazelle on enough steroids to kill an elephant, she could have been seriously hurt! With a barely functional roll, Yui was back up on her feet, blade resting on her shoulder and ready to be swung. And Tian-Gui did all of the initial work for them.

“Rodger dodger!” Yui exclaimed back to Tian-Gui. With the floor now illuminated by the super sentai, it was much easier to spot each and every crab-lookin' invader. With blade at the ready, Yui shot out at the invader firing at them. However, she had the brain power to not go in straight. Blasting off at 45 degree angles, she hopped in a diamond-shaped spiral around the firing invader to avoid any lasers that would have come her way. When she was close enough, she swung the blade off of her shoulder and directly onto the crab. As if a spring had been under massive amounts of stress, her blade rocketed out at immense speed directly onto the crab's shell. “We better hurry, these guys aren't really our mission!”
@Renny

Pinging you since yer not in the discord.

And the IC has started.

This will probably be for a week of introducing your character, some interaction, and generally getting in the know. Feel free to ask the adventurer anything your character's little heart desires. If you want to go do something wild, like hit on the hottest high rank adventurer in the place, just shoot me a question in my PMs or something. I'll give you some information you can add to your post so it's not just a roll the dice and see what comes up.

I'll try to answer any question your character has in IC individually so there's just not a big ol' nut bust of answers all at once.
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