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i chose the wrong week to get a head cold apparently
does jorm have to cho'gall it

The difference being that miss six-foot-three became Christmas-cake long before she even hit 25. :3


In all fairness, .45 ACP is for chodes. I will die on the hill of "if you're using a pistol chambered for .45 you're compensating for something"




THE TWO TIME

they can, like most people who aren’t manlets, tank 9mm relatively easily, however.


it's a good thing .45 acp is a chode of a bullet
no vampire can defend against the might of my m1911

gat gat gat


Well, that was useless. Xu Jian's idea of shoving her shaft where it didn't below didn't pan out in the slightest. Thanks to the... astute(?) observations by their only party member that was actually thinking about their scenario, it would appear that they would have to actually venture through the doors to the next area to proceed.

And past those doors was death. Less in a literal sense, more in a "this is graveyard aesthetics" sense. There was something in there with them. That odd dragging noise... Probably a zombie or a very belligerent grave digger. This was a graveyard aesthetic rift, after all. Also it stunk like ass and death, which was pretty gross. Charlotte, immortal as she was, decided to go headfirst into danger. Xu Jian gave a shrug of acceptance as she commanded (actually suggested) the party to check out the building. If Xu Jian's game sense was anything to go by, that building either had treasure, enemies, or lead to an underground mausoleum in which the dungeon would continue. Either way, they were probably supposed to go to it.

"Okie dokie chokiefolkie." She said in her weird, always-an-inside-joke-but-never-tells-you-the-origin way. Then she went towards the stone building. Really, it was that simple.
I'm liking the variety in weapon specialization we have this time, too.


erode specifically told me not to use a sword when i told 'em my interest

Floor 2


The party had decided on a mostly safe route. Thankfully, the map was true to the actual layout. While things were occasionally closer or further than they appeared, they ran into little trouble on their way to the third floor. The party was unable to decide on a single way, so they ended up taking a mix of both routes. Luckily, they were practically the same routes; Varanense simply suggested a longer way around Kori's route. It didn't quite matter, however. Both rooms ended up intersecting at multiple points, so it was a lot simpler to take Kori's way. Still, the party went out of their way once or twice only to spot nothing of note.

They safely reached the entrance to the third floor; another hole in the ground with a rope heading downwards. One by one, they went down.


Floor 3



The third floor was similar to the first two. After all, there was little variance between the first four floors. The most notable changes were that the earth was no longer pure dirt. The occasional sharp rock and random hole gave way to break the bland silhouettes of each room. The bright blue lights that had listlessly floated in each room and hall were slightly darker—something that only the catlike eyes of Kori could easily notice. Really, it was just more of the same. Let Penn fumble around her maps for a second as she found the right one, then just find a good route to the next floor.

Except it wasn't going to be that easy.

As the party gained foothold in the trapezoidal room, a large, mud-covered tail had erupted from the ground. About the size two men long, the tail hooked around the unsuspecting Kori and pulled her into a hole. Thanks to a mixture of half-plate and the cat-warrior's innate vitality, she was relatively unharmed from the pull. Save for the fact that she being pulled into a hole, Kori was no worse for wear.

That's when Kori saw it. A large lizard four men long was waiting for her inside. Its maw reached across its head, seemingly large enough easily fit a man in its gullet. This was no ordinary lizard, nor was this a floor boss. No, this lizard didn't belong on the third floor. In fact, the lizard came from somewhere further than any of the adventurers had previously reached.

If there was one thing for certain, it would be that this was no time to slack off.
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