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11 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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@Archmage MC
*points to profile pic* I think that's answer enough.
But yeah, I've heard of Shoddycast. I like their videos, especially their Storyteller series.
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Is this dead?
@Avanhelsing@Caits@KatherinWinter@BlackPanther@RumikoOhara@Archmage MC@Spriggs27@Weird Tales@dabombjk
Walter pushed himself up, still beat from the battle with Penelope and carrying Hachi away from the battle. After some things happened that I don't have time to explain, Connor left the jet in his Iron Man suit (at least I assume that's what he did, I just skimmed) and said he needed someone to make sure the jet stayed on course. Walter stood up, grinning. "My time to shine." With that, he walked into the cockpit and plopped down in the pilot's chair.

At first, he didn't know what he was doing. The most he knew about flying jets and the like were test runs with Archimedes and Microsoft Flight Simulator X. Still, he managed to figure out what he was doing after a few close calls where the plane kinda sorta almost plummeted into the ocean. This most likely made everyone scared, angry at him, or some mix of both. Probably both. But Walter didn't care. He laughed as he continued to fly back to school, humming a song.
@KatherinWinter
Oh, right. Yeah, he wanted to fly it, but isn't Connor flying it? ... Wait, did something happen to him? Screw it, I have to read the latest IC posts anyway. I'll get to posting soon either way.
... Land the rescue mission?
Only reason I don't want the US to drop a third bomb on them is Jojo.
Wait did I say that out loud.
After the confusion that was the flock of flying panties, Travis looked around for something new to do. Suddenly, a flash of the future hit him, revealing where his teammate Drake would be and that he would be attacked by the villain Kaz. Travis quickly rushed to the scene, arriving in time to see Kaz hit Drake with the baseball bat.

"You know, you need to come up with something original," Travis said to Kaz, gesturing to the bat covered in barbed wire. "That's been done before." He then runs up to Kaz, attempting to dodge or block any attacks, using his precognition to help him, and deliver a counter-attack whenever possible.
Phantom stayed silent, watching on as his teammates and 'friends', if you could call them that, talked. Agent commended them on their performance, and also apologized to him for not being able to fight against the man. He shook his head in response, stating "It's fine. I'll get to fight him next time."
She went on to explain how she would be the one to talk to Reaper, and that chasing the man who attacked Reaper wasn't their priority. Techno went on to explain that they could contact him anywhere easily, while Sound EFX had stayed silent since Agent and Techno's spiels. Phantom stayed quiet as well, nodding along.
@Almosegosum
GM said this was always open I think.
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