Cyclone

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

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Androgynous tends to denote a combination or mid-point between male and female features, implying that the individual has some level of both male and female qualities, as with Lifprasil. Jvan, however, has neither- It's a sentient landform. The female designation is arbitrary, like how ships are sometimes referred to as 'she'. If mortals start to get involved then, as with other gods, the pronouns will start to vary.

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Jvan runs an 18+ fanfiction blog riddled with self-inserts in steamy relationships with the other gods. It's called 'Divinudes- The Gaiety Foreplay'.

Here's an excerpt.

Hider

Hi my name is Zephyrion Cha’nge Primordial Supreme Uberbeing and I have long hurricane-blown hair (that’s how I got my name) with lightning streaks and rainy tips that reaches my mid-back and hailstorm blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Donald Trump (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Jvan but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m the Lord of Change but my palace is straight and stable. I have no skin. I’m also a god, and I live on a planet called Galbar in the newborn universe where I’m in the seventh geological age (I’m 14,245,897,354,179). I’m a shouty bastard (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly cloudy grey. I love the Textile Grove and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a grey corset with matching lace around it and a grey leather miniskirt, grey fishnets and grey combat boots. I was wearing grey lipstick, grey foundation, grey eyeliner and grey eye shadow.

I was flying outside Galbar. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about because I'm the First Gale and a motherfuckin' storm deity. A lot of Gods of Order stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

@Cyclone

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I'm a little preoccupied over the next two days or so just because of schoolwork but I'll be free over Easter. Feel free to set up a collab purely to bug my character, I'll get to it Fridayish.

@Antarctic Termite

You see @Hael? I can tell that this guy gets it. This guy understands Zephyrion!

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

@Cyclone Put ideas of war to the side for now. Focus on building stuff up. Dawn will know when to get the La Conquista started. Till then, ensure that all Galbarian beings remain strictly in the stone age-neolithic eras. Including elementals.

@Kho

I thought it was already established that elementals are forces of nature. They do not build fortresses, armor, weapons, or technology. They never will. This is compensating for their immense inherent powers, which at present has them OP as hell.

Time will see their influence wane as technology conquers nature and mortals develop magic.

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

@Dawnscroll@Hael

You have to realize that while Zephyrion talks big, he's also insane enough to carry out his threats. If you read the last super-collab closely, he knocked around and nearly tried to kill Vulamera for having the audacity to use a small bit of the magic he made and possibly contaminate his desert with a whole few drops of her blood.

He would not play game with some crystal forest messing up his stuff. By that I'd mean that he'd destroy it and then go ask Vestec if he'd like to come along on a visit to Arcon.

As in for a war, prolong this post a bit. In the super-collab I'm working on, Zephyrion should (if I get to all of this):
-Attempt to indoctrinate Lifprasil
-Make a holy order that's essentially his own death squad of elementals
-Make ogres, some of whom become magically empowered
-Have Ventus given new magic powers
-Make several absurdly powerful elementals and a second holy order called the Conclave of the Winds that essentially manages Galbar's weather and seasons but that could be a second death squad, in a pinch

He'd have all of those to invade Arcon with as retaliation, and presumably Grot's Horde as well if Vestec plays along. If you want, we could have an IC war of absurd proportions. Before the concept of war even exists.

That being said, do I think that this is a good plot idea? Not really.

Arcon and quite plausibly Zeph's lands would be ravaged and this would hinder plots that I was going to put in motion. I'd imagine Zephyrion + Vestec levels of destruction upon Arcon would also set back @Dawnscroll.

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

So, question: how much of a dick would Logos be if he created something similar to the concept of the Ashlungs and dropped it... roughly on the border of of the desert/changing plains.

@Dawnscroll

Zeph is pretty protective of his desert and the surroundings. Not sure if it's been outright mentioned, but not even Hain live in those places. He keeps them out.

He'd go out of his way to remove whatever things Logos dumps down there, and depending on circumstances might be pretty pissed at what amounts to a random provocation.

But by all means feel free; just know that it will most likely escalate IC.

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

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That's why Vulamera is actually asking Astarte for help!

By the way, if anyone ever gets in a war with Vulamera, I can imagine her just cursing their followers with constant stupidity and memory loss

@Hael

I'm bored, so here's how I imagine the other gods might 'curse' poor mortals:

Astarte forces them to lick a rock that makes them explode.
Ilunabar gives them drugs and laughs as they all tragically kill one another.

Jvan makes them "beautiful" then dumps them on another planet.

Kyre single-handedly axe murders them all.

Logos says something about being kingg then compresses them all into a sugar cube.

Mammon finds some demented way to make them cannibalize one another, then twists the survivors into demons.

Niciel dumps them into the Valley of Peace and soon they're just a bunch if tree-loving hippies.

Reathos makes some ten legged, seven eyed, five mouthed, ninety-two armed predator to eat them.

Teknall throws a hammer at them and they explode a la Ashlings.

Toun cures them of imperfections such as feelings, flesh, blood, life...

Ull'yang no-scopes them from across the universe and gives them a sunburn.

Vakarlon does nothing. His insane dragon-kid just eats them all.

Vestec giggles and bad things happen.

Vowzra uses time powers to make them prematurely bald, then tells his ants to eat them all.

Zephyrion revokes their right to breathe.

Now someone needs to make a hero to collect 'em all! Managing to get all of those curses lobbed onto one character would be a feat worthy of a novel.

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

@Antarctic Termite

I have finally come up with a good idea for my Jvan week post!

So I must ask: does the Jvanic order live in some sort of permanent residence like crude temples, or do they like to wander around and live in caves and the like? And are they solitary or do they travel in groups?

The Horde of Evil - Tresspassing through treacherous tribes' territory! (RP closed)

@Cyclone

Fair enough well it would be a shame i liked this RP.

@Eviledd1984

Well, as soon as this dies/finally finishes there's a good chance I'll make a new RP that's similar. Except that time, hopefully we won't start with 20 interested people and then go on to lose a person every day for the first two weeks.

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

So, still having trouble even starting my post on titanpad. I am at the point where i feel the need to ask:

Can someone give a me word/sentence to start with?(preferably the latter)

Kyre is currently on the moon, and all he can see from there on Galbar is the land being changed, both in form and color(spreading plant-life, new bodies of water).

@Kangutso

I'll give your request a go with an overly complicated sentence of mine. I like rocks and planets sometimes remind me of moss agates like this:



Ah, Galbar; what a barren, dull stone it had began, though through the works of his kindred Kyre watched it transform into something more akin to a magnificent jewel: the trees and life of Slough gave it the green luster of a moss agate, the mountains branched out like dendrite, and the oceans dotted the gem blue like specks of those sightly impurities that only furthered the stone's unique beauty.

Even if you don't use that sentence, consider comparing Galbar to a rock. Consider comparing anything to a rock, actually. Elaborate metaphors involving rocks make me happy.

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

@Kho, I am aware that Heroes are by default immortal. But I am also aware that Reathos is opposed to that idea IC'ly (this is correct, right, @Legion02?). To appease Reathos, I had plotted an alternative to immortality for the Hero which Gerrik will become (to be enacted once Reathos brings the immortality issue to Teknall's attention). Gerrik will train up an apprentice. Once they are ready, Gerrik will pass the mantle of Heroism to the apprentice (call him A). Gerrik will eventually die a natural death, while A carries on as the Hero. A will then pick up an apprentice, B, and once they are both ready B will be given the status (and powers) of Hero. A will live out the rest of their natural life and die, while B carries on the legacy, picking up an apprentice. The cycle repeats.

What do you think? Of course, only one individual can be the Hero at any one time. One advantage of this setup, aside from keeping Reathos happy, is that it prevents the Hero from stagnating, mentally and skill-wise, which is important since this Hero will be primarily an innovator. If we have just one individual who is 4000 years old, they'll get bogged down in the past, and be less willing to bring about change and innovation. The apprentice system ensures that fresh minds and ideas constantly flow.

This is rather unconventional, of course. So I shall await your judgment as GM.

@BBeast

Oh, somehow this post of yours slipped past me. Anyways, I really like this idea. I was actually going to try doing something similar, where Zephyrion blesses the bloodline of one dynasty and I control most of the descendants similarly to heroes.

@Kangutso If Vestec is training an army, it might be a good idea for the God of War to show his face. P.S. ninja'd. Have you tried walking the face of Galbar? Or visiting Zephyrion's palace in the sky? Maybe your War senses are tingling.

I second this idea. The collab I'm involved in is taking forever, but soon there's going to be ogres. I propose that Kyre trains the ogres so they can fight the Horde of Chaos. And once that's done, use their newfound martial powers to enslave everything.

...but they'll still worship Kyre!

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

Hmm.... this may be an odd question to ask, but how much time would you guys think has passed since the creation of the Hain?

I need this information to help create my next post.

@Scarifar

Undeniably hundreds of thousands of years. Possibly millions.

The Hain were made before a lot of these landforms, so I'm not sure whether it makes more sense to have them stay stagnant as a species for an incredibly long period of time or to just have all this shaping of the land done abnormally fast.

I lean towards the latter, because the White Sea being formed from an explosion would have been quick and that was the main event it seems.