Dark Cloud

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@Guardian Angel Haruki Oh no go ahead and post, I'll just post it here or send you a message.

Lost Mine Of Phandelver (D&D 5e) (CLOSED)

@Guardian Angel Haruki He is 100% telling the truth, btw.

Lost Mine Of Phandelver (D&D 5e) (CLOSED)

@Guardian Angel Haruki I'm gonna need a hot minute to fully write down your new understanding of the life of a monster.

Lost Mine Of Phandelver (D&D 5e) (CLOSED)

@TGM

Thank you. ^_^

@Dark Cloud

Can I roll an Insight on the Goblin to make sure he's telling the truth? Including that he wants to start anew and learn horticulture.

@Guardian Angel Haruki

Yes you can, I also added a bit to the post. I just kinda thought like "Hmm, I wonder if like minions have their own union?" like come on! Running a dungeon is like being the CEO of a company.

Lost Mine Of Phandelver (D&D 5e) (CLOSED)

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Ye Adventurers Five...

Pinglist

@Cu Chulainn, @Necroes, @TGM, @Guardian Angel Haruki, and @Kassarock

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The goblin almost laughs at Zinlyn as she tried to intimidate him, but the tortle who seemed rather impatient worried him more so he just snorted a guffaw "I'll tell you everything I know just please don't kill me for what the others did!" he says with panic in his voice.

Quickly the goblin explains that up the hidden path is where a dwarf and a human were taken but the dwarf was taken elsewhere to a location unknown to the goblin. Their orders were to capture him and bring them to their leader, a bugbear named Klarg. The goblin mentions that he has no idea why their boss was so interested in some dwarf, and how they were keeping the human prisoner for no apparent reason.

"That is all I know, I didn't even want to participate in the ambush but apparently it's supposed to improve our 'teamwork'! What the hell is that supposed to do? I just wanna start anew...Maybe learn horticulture?" it appears this goblin is thoroughly displeased with how things have been recently in the cavern up the path, and quite honestly he was rethinking his whole career in just simply being a 'minion'. To say the least your all quite baffled and confused at the sudden question of what it really must be like to live as a monster in some dingy old lair where you pray to whatever god to have mercy on your life if some group of people just up and kill your friends and family.

But maybe that's just your imagination talking, so rather than contemplate on such philosophies you figure that other matters should be attended to.

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@TGM Wow good point, just a sec I'll post it's response.

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@Necroes Give it an hour.

Civilisation VI - The Post-Apocalyptic Version

@rezay Wassup.

What kind of RP mood are you in?

<Snipped quote by Dark Cloud>
Would the grinding be as dreadful as the game's?

@TGM

Probably, but I don't have the time to put the effort into making a Disgaea RP myself. I will say though that I liked the first Disgaea more than the rest. I'd likely base it in that point in the in-game universe. buuut in reality I dunno.

Civilisation VI - The Post-Apocalyptic Version

^{O G S H O G T R I B E}

_{// T U R N 1 //}

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Papa Zorg, who unlike most of his kin still had at least a grain of common sense wondered if walls were completely necessary because his people seemed like the only ones out here in the vast wastelands surrounding them except this new information of a 'green' place and a whoman temple stirred up some thoughts in his head.

Papa thought hard, on one grossly deformed hand he wanted big walls but on the less disgusting hand he see that maybe the new discoveries should be explored. It took a long hard few minutes of ass scratching and nose picking to come to the conclusion that he would eat some food then decide what to do!

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It took another hour until Papa Zorg made his decision, and he gathered twenty-five able-bodied ogres in his home; a big official building with serious business stuff lying broken amongst the crumbling remains of the once proud government building where apparently serious business went down (Papa Zorg imagined himself as businessman sometimes), but today serious business was happening and it entailed two things.

"We do big celebration, but you do bigger things!" Papa Zorg began to speak to the ogres he gathered in a very businesslike tone "Lurpfromp tell that there is green place close by, it must mean it good thing because green mean go!" to which the gathered ogres all nodded their heads in agreement even though they had absolutely no clue what their Papa was talking about.

Too busy to notice their obvious cluelessness their Papa continued orating "So you brave ogres do us great deed by finding green place and bring back nice stuff!" giving his children a thumbs-up the other ogres brightened at their Papa's praise.

And so that after high-sun the twenty-five ogres gathered themselves at the gates to the ruined city, where a farewell celebration was held for their scouts. The residents came with their disgusting children and mate partners in droves, warbling crude chants and dancing by firelight long past low-sun which was long after their scouts left to find the green place that Lurpfromp had told Papa Zorg about.

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^{// T U R N S U M M A R Y //}

S U M M A R Y

Twenty-five able-bodied ogres were sent out with Lurpfromp to scout out the green place further, and a celebration was held to wish them luck.

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O P T I O N S

• A) Improve food
• B) Improve military technology
• C) Improve infrastructure
• D) Improve culture
• E) Explore
• F) Improve resources/technology
• G) Prospect further
• H) Expand military
• I) Take diplomatic action
• X) Other

O P T I O N S S U M M A R Y

• X) Other: The residents of Ogshog held a celebration for their scouts, there was plenty of dancing around firelight and many crude chants far into the evening.
• E) Explore: Twenty-five ogres including Lurpfromp were sent to find the green place the scout mentioned to Papa Zorg and see what they may find there.

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S T A T S

Population: 250 (80 Ogres/100 Ogrettes/70 Ogling)
Military: No standing military
Food Level: Average
Resources: None
Wealth: Poor
Trade: Nonexistent
Growth: Low (+1% Growth Impact W/ Ruin Biome)
Morale: 80%
Foreign Relations: None

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