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5 mos ago
Current War...War never changes.
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5 mos ago
Hey 16 is the most fantasy, final fantasy has been in years rather than steampunk. It's called final fantasy not steampunk fantasy.
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5 mos ago
We can all agree that 12 sucked ass. Vaan is a stupid protagonist that I wanted so badly to die.
5 mos ago
The best final fantasy is 6 and I will die on that hill. I will die on that hill gladly and happily.
5 mos ago
Fuck you I'll drink gasoline instead.
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Dude, you're off your freaking rocker. Who cares if there isn't any Taco Bells near you, KFC is just as good (see, better) and like everyone said, that faux-mexiCANT food isn't worth the price. Grow up man.


Shit dog, eat some chilly dogs
Sus


And go into a blind panic he did, fearing greatly for his life "Y-yes Master Grindan!" his voice warbled, before he collected some semblance of himself as he dashed towards the stables just a short jog away from the house "GET UP, GET UP THIS ONCE MALON!" the Burnette little girl rubbed the sleep from her eyes groggily mumbling, before bolting upright as the stable doors clashed open "What is it Uncle Ingo-" her questions fell flat as her uncle stopped her "Now is not th-Malon, why is this woman here?" he'd turned this stranger away earlier, they had no room to offer accommodations for wastrels or wanderers especially not at a time like this!

"Never mind, get up this once child. You must leave at once, same as you woman." Ingo huffed, Malon was too kindhearted and naive to be around here though she didn't ask for anything in return she helped out best she can. However she would know where Talon was, maybe..Yes maybe she could tell Ganondorf's lackey where his no-good lazy brother was! "On second thought, come with me my neice." Malon has gotten up by now, still in the cotton gown she slept in. A present her long departed mother wove her when she was young.

Ingo, before leaving the barn turned to glare at the woman in the stables "Leave at once, or I will inform my guest of a trespasser on the property! Now leave!" in a huff he returned leading Malon by the hand, not roughly but urgently. She shrunk at the sight of the giant that stood flanked by what looked like monsters made of bone. She shook in fear of the man, she wanted him and his weird minions to go away.

"Uncle Ingo, w-who is this man? He scares m-me." While Ingo wasn't a cruel man, nor did he not care for his neice but in the moment he cared only about himself, he was craven but still he felt a twinge of sympathy for her as he too felt a same fear except it was overwhelming to a man like him. A fear that would make him sail his own family up the Zora River "Hush now you, he is here to see the farm...Now where is Talon?" why would this scary man come to look at the farm in the middle of the night? If he wanted to he could have come in the morning, without the scary bone men or his big scary weapons "He w-went to go deliver Milk to th-the village Uncle..He hasn't come back yet?" her father? Where was her father?

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Just over the hill, the light of dawn was muted grey by the clouds. The sky was still dark with the black night sky yet a sliver of light came from the horizon. From over that hill a portly man sauntered, whistling a jovial tune having delivered all the milk to the bar in Kakariko he was on his way home unaware of the situation unfolding in his Ranch. Little did he know that tonight things were going to change.

"Huh?" he squinted as he made his way over the hill leading to Lon Lon Ranch noticing the shapes of what looked like people standing outside the gate to his Ranch. It was not even daybreak? Who could be visiting at a time like no-then he saw the eerie glow in the eyes of the monsters outside his home. And gulped hard, finding himself surrounded by them.
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I mean, he had shown himself to be quite fast. Would it even be possible to outrun them? XP


So whose turn is it? Or shall we all make new characters? 🤣
Also, this is further reason Jub's getting the Enlarge/Reduce spell: make Brutrumukk easier to carry the next time he faints.


NOW FROM JUB INDUSTRIESâ„¢: POCKET BUGBEAR!
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With a 6 in strength, I doubt Rory would be strong enough to drag someone as heavy as Brut off the map before the snipers put her down again. Take Zav, you'd only need to pull her 5 feet to be in the clear.


Gabe might be strong enough.
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I'm frankly shocked I saw this.

I put all my soul into making this last. My heart is pure shitpost.
I was gonna pop a Faerie Fire on these hares and call them overgrown rodents.
@Lurking Krog we retreating?
Jeezus, it's good I took the dodge action.
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