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Current You'd think after like 15 years I'd stop feeling like a fraud when writing posts but I still do which is both a statement on my self confidence and a compliment to how good my partners are as writers
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Why are you talking about Final Fantasy 10 like that
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Final Fantasy 13 is a top five entry in the franchise but ya'll still ain't ready to have that conversation
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This Bears/Packers game is gonna make me believe in the power of Chicago Pope
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The older I get the more I start to think BBQ potato chips are the worst flavor, actually.
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Look, I got lost on the way to getting some jajangmyeon and it'd be foolish to leave now.

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It seemed unreal but from an accident it seemed a great thing was occurring. The look of utter delight on Sara's face was hard to miss, and her knees were shaking so wildly it was shocking that they weren't clapping together like castanets. Was this on purpose? Had she let slip some deeply personal thoughts when she filled out the form - whenever that was - in her haze? Or was it some sort of great coincidence that someone so utterly...forceful was already making herself home. Sara wasn't one who believed in karma but if she had surely this was proof of a reward. Not even Santa could bring such a gift.

"Goddess!" Sara cried out, practically dropping to the floor as she spoke the words with a mixture of reverence and breathlessness. Her eyes flickered between both Light and the Goddess, mind wondering for a moment what she must look like to the guests. Certainly first impressions mattered and she was so hopeful and given her zombie-like entrance it was almost like she was a new person now, given the information. Or rather the command.

"I would never call you such a thing, Goddess. Ah! Let me-" Sara scurried towards the couch, quickly straightening a pillow cushion to place it next to Yoki, for her approval. "I'm...sorry, Goddess...I only have beer when it comes to alcohol. But...but I have cold sodas and...and water...oh...maybe milk or...or an energy drink?" Sara's smile turned to a frown. Oh no. Her first impression and she was blowing it.

Her eyes darted over to Light. "Miss Light, would you like some lunch as well? Is there anything I can get for you?" She was on her knees, as one was when deeply apologetic, but her tone remained optimistic that making the most of the situation could salvage it. After all, once they had their lunch surely they would think even less of her.

If that were at all possible.


@Archmage MC@KawaiiKyouko
I mean don't get me wrong I totally get where she's coming from. Fast moving topics popping up in the notifications can often overwhelm people. But this one has been manageable for the moment. The tagging definitely helps that and I can't imagine this speed if we were all in a group.
Considering everyone is doing their own thing and is tagging people they're with I'm not seeing a major problem with the speed; it'd be different if everyone was all together. It's fairly easy to just focus on the stuff you're in. At least imo.
I posted. And I think you'll find it to be quite queenly.


Location; A Carriage of Regret
Interacting With; Whomsoever Hears; Lady Julianna (@HushedWhispers), King Maddox (@Scarlet Loup),
Her Unfortunate Husband (@Bishop), Mentions of Prince Antoine (@vFear)


Few, it seemed, within the territories of Sliabh had a knack for wise decisions, least of all its supposed ruler or his waif of a sister who believed the best way to commute was by supplying every member of the procession with their own carriage. It seemed as if the concept of money, among other matters, was lost on the girl; what else was new, considering the complaints about the arrangement that had been uttered well before the journey. It had been a rather terrible idea, though not nearly as terrible in the eyes of the queen as the supposed princess deciding it would be better to ride alone. Not that Rhoslyn had any desire to accompany the naive girl, but there were few things as foolish as a member of any royal family being left to their own devices.

One need only look to Slibah's king for proof of that.

Rhoslyn had not known many true kings in her time and she still could not say she knew one despite her having both crown and title. The man, another term used loosely, that called himself both Slibah's king and her husband was not keen on being an example of a decent ruler, one who puts the needs of the people or the kingdom above all. No. When it came to the petulant child that called himself a king, the only thing that mattered was the king. Rhoslyn still remembered the night she spoke up. It was but a simple word but one 'his majesty' desperately needed to hear. The word was a simple 'No'. It had been worth the next day's discomfort just to see the look on his face. It hadn't been the last time Rhoslyn used the word, either.

Perhaps that was why Jack needed the bed of mistresses and maidens, because the word no never enters their mind. They see the king and it is not admiration that looks up at him, but fear of reprisal. That was no way to lead. The only way a leader like that lead a country was into ruin, be it slowly or all at once. It was a small wonder that this marriage treaty was even considered. A fool of a sister and a fool of a king. What did it say about Rhoslyn, then, that she was inbetween the both of them. Better the fool you know than the one you don't.

The royal carriage was mercifully silent for the duration of the journey. Rhoslyn was in no mood to offer small talk to Jack, as if he would even care or understand much of it anyway. He was rather boorish, though she did find herself offering advice that should have gone without saying. And yet, she felt that it had to be stressed. "Do try to make a good impression. If not for the sake of our kingdom then for the sake of your sister." Rhoslyn felt the need to stress the 'our' part of 'our kingdom'. She was not going to let Jack think for too long that Slibah was his and his alone.

Behind every great man, as a saying went. Though none would call Jack a great man. The jury was yet out on Rhoslyn, though considering she was by far the more reasonable one there was at least some manner of sanity within Silbah's royal family.

During the trip, there were many moments where Rhoslyn had a desire to make a stinging remark about the whereabouts of Jack on the morning of the departure, if only to remind him that just because he was the king did not make him above reproach or infallible, but there would be little sense in arguing over infidelity when she was certain there would be another chance to do so before long. There was little in the way of courtesies being expressed in the carriage, with Rhoslyn merely wishing for the trip to be over and wondering just how Jack would make a bad name not just for himself but for Slibah. Perhaps at the celebratory banquet he would sodomize a server for bringing him white wine instead of red. Surely not. That was probably too tame.

After they had arrived in Abhainn, Rhoslyn found herself sighing deeply in a mixture of disgust and disbelief within minutes, if not seconds, of their arrival. "If you only learn one thing, Antoine," Rhoslyn spoke to the young prince before they set out on the journey to the neighboring kingdom, "Make it to never follow the example of Jack." It had been meant as a lesson on how to hold proper court with a neighboring kingdom, warring or otherwise, but it now had the example of public murder.

Rhoslyn waited until the door was opened for her, understandably it took longer than usual due to the nature of the...incident (for it was no accident), but Rhoslyn gave the steward a smile all the same as he helped her out of the carriage. Normally there was some manner of fanfare for the arrival of royalty, but Rhoslyn didn't need a crowd gasping in awe, be it true admiration of her stature or otherwise.

"I should have taken my waiting lady up on her gambit. She assured me you would not embarrass yourself, Jack." Rhoslyn made her presence known amongst the gathered lords, ladies, and nobles as she made her way from the carriage towards Jack, Julianna, and King Maddox, her smile present but her eyes expressing her displeasure with the actions of Slibah's seated ruler. "I told her she was asking for the impossible. Do try and act like your title suggests, if not for your sake than for the sake of your sister. This is her moment, not yours, and such acts serve only to weaken when you mean to intimidate." Rhoslyn's words were meant for Jack but her voice carried enough so that those gathered would likely hear it.

"Your Highness," Rhoslyn greeted King Maddox with a low bow of her head. "I do apologize for my husband's vile actions upon your lovely kingdom. I hope it does not spoil the mood nor reflect on Slibah as a whole. While we are here I can assure you there will be no further incidents of the sort. I would just so hate for this marriage to be sullied. Save that for the consummation, yes?" Rhoslyn lightly laughed at her closing remark. Nothing like a little bit of color to brighten up the introductions.

"Here you are, dear." Rhoslyn turned now to Julianna and extended a small cloth with which she wiped off what she could of the blood on the girl's shoulder. "I daresay not even the poor man's blood could make you less beautiful. It's only natural, you have that pre-marital glow about you and that makes every girl as radiant as the sun." Rhoslyn smiled towards the soon-to-be-queen before pulling her hand back and passing the cloth to a passing attendant.

Though Rhoslyn was smiling, and it seemed genuine, it was yet difficult to determine how much of what she said was seeped in truth. After all, one didn't become known as a Black Rose for beauty alone...
My post'll be up either on my lunch break if I have the time to format it or after work tonight .
And there's a post for ya'll


"'Nother round, luv, quick as ye can!"

How many times had she told them not to call her 'luv? Typically she had nothing against affectionate nicknames if they came from the proper source and meant something, but when it was from the mouth of drunkards and pirates - often the same crowd - it had a sinister tone to it; to the regulars and roughhousers, she was certain they saw the bartender as only a wench to fill their cups and their eyes as they drank and made a mess of things. One more thing she was certain of was that if it they called her 'luv' one more time she wasn't going to be held responsible for what happened next. In a place like this, throwing out rowdy customers was a nightly occurance and there were few in the Capes who could do it with such aplomb.

Romi Rackham wouldn't have survived nearly as long as she had if she'd been one to simply sit still and let pirates, liars, all manner of criminal (petty, legal, or otherwise) have their way in her establishment. Well, she called it 'her' establishment but she wasn't the owner, but it was fairly accepted that the 'Call was the best place to get a round in not just because of the drinks but in how the bartender served them. Romi was hardly the most eye-catching of bartenders even in Twin Capes but what others had in their appearance Romi had in the real heart of the matter, the drinks. Other bars had eye candy and nightly fights over said candy as if they were some sort of hostess bar. The Seadog's Call didn't have to worry much about that, any time a fight was about to break up Romi was there to knock sense into the fighters just before knocking them on their ass as they were tossed from the establishment.

The owner once said to her that Romi served drinks like an angel and gave retribution like a devil. Romi wasn't much for angels or devils but the comparison wasn't too far off the mark.

"Not until ya hand over the money from yer last round, and the one before that." Romi shouted from behind the bar to the increasingly more drunk crew that had been thirsting for a refill. A cloth hung from her waist, having just been used to wipe down a long necked bottle. "And don't say yer good for it, we all know 'only thing yer good'fer is nothin'!" There was a pregnant pause from the table that had demanded a refill as all eyes looked to the red-faced captain. When the drunken git burst into laughter, complete with slamming his mug on the table, the rest of the table joined in, once again filling the tavern with noise and elation.

As the laughter continued, Romi placed a tray on top of the bar counter and set five mugs on top of it, tightly together with four glasses surrounding a fifth in the middle. From behind the counter she pulled a tap, spun it around her palm and, quickly placed it on a barrel while in one smooth motion she pulled it. Tipping it, the amber liquid poured smoothly into the mug in the center until it rose to the top with a foamy head. She didn't stop as the liquid reached the top of the center glass, instead letting it overflow, the liquid pooling into the four mugs surrounding the center; it was only after the four around the center had been filled that she stopped tapping the barrel. In the palm of her hand were five mugs of frothing liquor, the perspiration clear on the chilled glass. And not a drop had been spilled, miraculously; a testament to the understanding of her craft.

"Aye, here y'are. This is the last one until ya pay up." Romi placed the round on the table to a rousing cheer before she set up gathering the used mugs just before the rowdy crew engaged in drunken revelry which often saw ale spilling rather than sloshing down their gullet.

This way of life had been largely without thrills, but there was a certain honesty to it, even with the hazards of being leered at and threatened by pirates who were looking to impress before setting out to certain destruction. Braggarts and blowhards, nothing more. She didn't hate it here, but if there was one thing that she couldn't find in the Capes no matter how hard she looked, it was a reason to stay.

The problem there was she hadn't found an opportunity to leave.

Back behind the counter Romi went, using the drunken singing as background noise as she wiped down the mugs and wondered if this was what it felt like to settle.
@liferusher She's not a pervert!

Well she tries to hide it. Poorly.






@Lady Selune@Bee



The story of how Vern met Jeanne was not nearly as interesting as it possibly could've been and though Vern was certainly willing to embellish a story, she found herself distracted a moment by someone who was far too chipper for the time of day. She turned her head as the man walked past and the only thing Vern could do was stare blankly ahead in utter confusion until the dulcet tones of Jeanne brought her back to the present situation. Whoever that was that could be so utterly happy so utterly early was dangerously close to leaving a bad impression.

"What she said, minus the 'I don't walk' thing." Vern shrugged in agreement with her hands firmly planted in what would've been her pockets had her choice of shirt not made that a far more awkward task. "Basically J.J. here works harder than she should and since there's no drugs around here I was the next best thing. People kinda like to unload their issues on me. See this?" Vern held up her right arm, pointing to the bit of flab shaking idly. "It's not 'cuz of the cheeseburgers, Kate, it's everyone's bitching and moaning congealed into cellulite. Not that I mind. J.J.'s probably the coolest person on the floor."

As if on cue, as soon as Vern finished her little praise, so flew Jeanne's keys off of her finger. Vern, being the good friend she was, didn't bother stifling her snicker as she watched Jeanne pick up the keys like a dejected child. "That's why they pay you the big bucks, J.J. For grace and poise in the face of adversity. Or humiliation." Vern's light-hearted commentary petered off with another snicker, capped with a small snort; it was mostly second nature, her snorting laugh.

"And for the record, I'm going for a walk myself. Down to the corner shop. And possibly to get a breakfast sandwich. I'd ask if either of you wanna come but I'm not sure Miss Billboard over here has room for cross-promotion."
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