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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Crossfire
Sounds good friendo.
Trois Fortress - Paladin Headquarters

You recognize this place as the heart of the paladin influence, where most of, if not all, of the heavy political decisions of the paladin order are discussed, most likely including the decision regarding your fate, as you were a public enemy number one according to Jen.

Speaking of Jen, maybe it'd be best to find her. She's probably the one thing keeping you alive here.
Surprisingly, the door handle repairs itself as quickly as it melted. These doors are pretty high quality, it seemed. Door magic was expensive magic, and not suited for civilian homes.

Just where exactly WERE you?
@Sickle-cell
Expect the first match to go to Xoxi, then.
Anomaly


Xoxi attempted to stand back up in an effort to go and get Spectrum's permission to rummage around and find bandages, but when she tried to stand, she found herself back on the floor again after realizing her leg was bleeding and she couldn't stand. That's... that's just great.

Oh wait... what if she could...

Xoxi found herself floating along the ground towards the door where she assumed Spectrum, Dragon, and Alex were, judging from the incredible amount of noise behind that door. What... what was she supposed to do now? Normally she had her hands, but now they were more or less... automatic in their actions. She couldn't really control them now. They kinda acted like a stand from that one anime she watched a few days back.

Well... um... there was something to do.

Thud.
"Ow."
Thud.
"Ow."
Thud.
"Ow."
Xoxi knocked on the door by hitting her head against the wood in attempts to get an answer. Not enough to cause her to get dizzy, but enough to definitely cause her to say ow. "Um... can I come in? I-I need something for my leg..."

@Regitnui@Old Amsterdam
Anomaly
Xoxi's Super Cool Fortress of Awesome


"She said something about eating with her family," Xoxi said as if she actually listened to that despite her focus being not there for that conversation at all. Odd, but it happened anyway. She only got that out of the recent conversation. "We could go spy on her, if we wanted to be jerks."

Xoxi went to the settings of the Menu and switched the rules from a timed game to a stock match. "We don't do timed matches here. We do stock or we don't play at all," the amputee calmly said as she snuck her hand over to beside Kairi while the other selected her own character. Good ol' Ganondorf.
@Sickle-cell
He's just the worst. He never posted on time, always made people wait, just the worst guy.
Nobody comes into the room. You can, however, see your revolvers nearby on the neatly-set table. They were both cleaned, as well as your machete, and a new set of clothes awaited you to be put on.

It is then that you notice that you are largely naked, save for a pair of undergarments. Probably not a good idea to be running around without pants on, no?
Lorenzo of Windor


Lorenzo calmly addressed all of the men at his doorstep. "I am Lorenzo, dog trainer for Lord Bryce, yes. Come in, mister doctor, and help yourself to a seat whilst I converse with these gentlemen," Lorenzo's voice was surprisingly cheery as he scooted his chair over to allow for the doctor to come in. Martyrdom waltzed over to the two men and began sniffing at their boots with reckless curiosity before returning to Lorenzo's side at the sound of a snap, followed by a specific whistle.

"Now then, what is it that I can do for you two?" Lorenzo asked with his cheery facade, patting Martyrdom on the head as he calmly waited for an answer out of the men at his doorstep. Hopefully his mom and pop would return soon in order to properly handle these men, as Lorenzo was cutting into the good doctor's time with this meeting. How rude of him, and how rude of these men! Especially the man claiming to be the Lord's son! Lorenzo knew the Lord, and he heard rumors of how his son hated to be known around locally. Why would that change now in front of Lorenzo, a knight, and a doctor? It didn't make sense!

Overlook's Eye slammed into a vent cover as it bust through into the vent shafts, maneuvering through them much like he did with the PRT building in pursuits of a good area to see what was going on. After silently crawling into the building via an already-damaged vent cover, he did notice something. The group of individuals that Tulpa was talking about were actually in the building now, and they definitely looked like trouble... well... most of them did, anyway. Two of them looked like normal people, really.

Regardless, Overlook spoke through his comms to the Wards as he took into account what was going on, staying out of sight from the various criminals. "Targets spotted. They're trying to get into a cargo container... will update on what's actually IN that container when I can."

Farce - Everyone Ready?
@Spiffy@Xandrya@solokolos

After Judah and Axel left the car, Gaia quickly followed by just falling out of the car, landing on her hands and pushing herself back up to a stand. Why did she do this? Eh, why not?

Gaia quickly put her mask back on as she ran through her gear in her bag. Carlotta, check. Chex Mix, check. Bullets for Sparce, check. Those were the three main concerns to her, though, as she pulled out the map and double-checked it to see the floor plan of the warehouse. Everything was in order, that's for sure, but how hard would the mission actually be? That was yet to be found out.

Farce turned to face the rest of her team as she smirked behind her mask. "Everyone ready to go?"
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