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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
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Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

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Bonesword flew, his blade shifting directions accordingly to the incoming blades towards him, narrowly missing the attacks at the expense of whatever clothes he was wearing, save for his belt and trousers. Honestly, they were just weighing the skeleton down and making him less mobile in the water. The sword aiming for the skeleton's neck flew past the skeleton with a thud as the sudden delay in speed from the first sword caused the attack to miss. Bonesword was still going, though, and his blade was still ready to strike down a demon with anger.

The two swords protecting Khaine rushed to his aid, but ultimately failed due to the sudden appearance of vines from the ocean floor rising up to hold the swords back, halting their movements and keeping them at bay.. Additionally, one vine shot out from the ocean floor towards Khaine, aiming to distract him and cause an opening for Bonesword to utilize for maximum damage.

Then there were two swords rushing at Bonesword's back, and as they attempted to skewer the skeleton, they did not manage a thing. Stabbing something without meat didn't work well, as there was only space to hit. The only thing they did was clash against eachother as Bonesword continued on his path, bringing his sword down towards Khaine. It was almost certain to hit, but even if it didn't, there was a shining star that shot forward as well, ready to explode on Khaine.


FINAL ROUND
*Not a boss*

An icy sphere began to form around Saef and Bonesword, but thankfully, the angel had managed to pull both himself and the skeleton out of the sphere's influence, only to swing the skeleton around one more time at Khaine, aiming to hit the demon with his (and by extension, Bonesword's) full force. Any hits that Bonesword would've taken, namely him shattering through the icy sphere and shards along with Saef, were absorbed by the bulk of the Shooting Star Shield, depleting it's power and causing Bonesword to be a bit of a vulnerable target. That was a bit of a worry at first, but with the way this was going, Bonesword wasn't too worried.

In the split second of decision making Bonesword had, he analyzed what he could do. Saef seemed like a threat for the skeleton only for his numbers and influence, but Khaine seemed like the immediate threat because of the power he wielded. That cannon was incredible, and likely could just eviscerate the skeleton easily. Right now, though, he seemed occupied with the sphere, and it left him open for an attack.

Bonesword let himself be thrown through the water, Saef sending the skeleton flying towards Khaine with the Shroomblade drawn. Bonesword brought the blade around for a slash at Khaine's side, aiming to use the power of the Shooting Star Shield's projectiles and the demonic potency of the Shroomblade for an attack that would devastate Khaine. It hadn't connected, but a golden star formed over Bonesword in preparation for the strike.


2 ROUNDS
*Not a boss*

God dammit Ketsu. You stole the kiss on her hand. Dammit, that caused the situation to go a bit awr-OH SHIT SHE'S ACTUALLY FALLING OVER PhYSICALLY.

This is not kosher. Not at all.

With a quick dive (knocking the table she was sitting at out of the way a bit), Yuno swooped in and caught Mika, holding her neck and back carefully and gingerly, like the male role would hold the woman in a show like "Dancing with the Stars". To accompany this perfect moment, Yuno had to make a suitable pun that would really get the blood pumping in Mika.

"Ah, ah, ah. This flower is too beautiful to wilt just yet."

Nice.
Bonesword - Potential Ally

Bonesword rested on the building's roof for a few good seconds before patting around his body and checking if everything was still on his person and if anything was damaged. Surprisingly, it was all intact, and everything was there to boot. Still, he needed a few minutes after that quick thinking and heated combat situation. His life was really on the line right there. While death was bad in the Nexus, it was permanent here, so that was a bit of a discrepancy.

One of the college drones came roaring over to Bonesword before pointing him in the general direction of his next 'enemy'. Fuck calling them an enemy right now, they were more akin to being a friend than anything else. If Bonesword was gonna survive this deathtrap, he'd have to get on good terms with his enemy. That's definitely easier said than done.

A noise from afar caught the skeleton's attention as he looked over the building to see... a cowboy? No, not just any cowboy. He looked undead, and he was near... a plant person? What a coincidental area to be in. Maybe he should go talk to them, since he could definitely associate with them much easier than he could with the clowns. Plus, might register a few new beings into the watch Bonesword wore.

The skeleton snapped twice, calling Charlie over to his aid, and calmly said the word "I'll meet you down there." With that, the basilisk leapt off the building and utilized the gliding dandelions to fly down to the ground, landing there without much trouble.

Bonesword, on the other hand, pulled out his Egg Timer and turned it diagonally so it faced down the building, but at a slope. The idea was to slide down the side of the building using the adjusted gravity. Bonesword stepped off the edge as he began to slide down, slowly accelerating before his own set of dandelions flew out of his back, enabling him to slow his descent as well. After about twenty seconds of sliding, the skeleton was on the ground once more, where the timer stopped and let Bonesword readjust to normal gravity.

Charlie, with a loud roar, slithered underneath Bonesword and began to carry him towards the cowboy at a quicker pace, but one that wasn't threatening.
Introducing... Again...
@BCTheEntity@TheRedWatcher

Yuno sat her mug down on a nearby table. "I'm Yuno Jericho. Big fan of your music, by the by," the investigator chirped as she took a seat herself, looking at Ketsu and Mika with a face that seemed to hide incredible excitement behind a simply happy facade. Yuno couldn't believe this was actually happening, more or less she was being directly involved with it, and it made her feel a bit jittery. This was a dream come true to her, and she wouldn't let this opportunity be passed up so easily, no way, no how.

Yuno bent over onto the table she sat at, putting her elbows on the table and her chin in her hands as she squinted just barely towards Mika. "Soo... how's the new boyfriend workin' out so far, Mika-san? Gotta say, he's definitely found the most beautiful flower in the field~." As childish as it might be, Yuno saw this as a competition now. Who could suit Mika better? Yuno, or Ketsu?
@Lugubrious
Hey so... I'm a bit lost for who Bonesword's next opponent is... who would that be?
@Spiffy
Let us assume human trafficking, since that's a thing SpFarce would normally bust on their own. Plus, that makes sense with the contact being some kind of pimp and he doesn't want his business undermined by some new business.

I'm thinking a small-to-medium scale operation, a shipping container full of dames to be rescued, with the security being semi-beefy. 2, maybe 3 armed guards patrolling the container of girls with 4 taking perimeter around the place, maybe a few guards just roaming around with no specific patrol route. They likely don't carry fully-auto SMGs, but they would probably carry around shotguns since those are a lot easier to come by. If anything two of the four perimeter guards are carrying SMGs. Most everyone else is carrying a pistol in addition to the shotgun if anything else. Cover is fairly easy to come by if we assume this is a standard warehouse gig stationed near a strip mall, as warehouses typically contain a large amount of crates and things to hide behind.

Anything else that I should likely address? You're the de-facto leader of LF so I was going to follow what you were going off of.
You two stand before the three head paladins, the same as before, only Rapierre is clearly a bit more annoyed than he was when you originally left.

"Jonathan Light."

"Lord Josef."

"The council has reluctantly agreed to allow you a small squad of men to use in pursuits of locating and rescuing Brock Sinclair, Magdalene Major, Aithwale Major, and the goblin D'esnut'es, as well as finish the quest that... 'Toby' here has started by picking up the tome of Necromancy located in the Believer's Den."

"Additionally, you shall find that, if you are successful in helping 'Toby' with this task and that book is rid of existing, you will be promoted to Head Paladin so you may take your place amongst us heads."

"Should you fail, you will be banished from the Paladin Order and forced to live in exile."

"Are these terms agreeable for you..."
Jonathan opens his mouth to speak before Josef turns to face you.

"Sir... 'Toby'?
"Refrain, Tobias. It would be best," Jen calmly said as she coughed a bit to clear her throat, before speaking once more. "Trust me."

A loud dong sounded in the room behind you, as Jonathan turned to re-enter the halls of the Head Paladins. You should probably follow.

"What to do here..." Ruben sat at his chair wondering what to do before he lit up with a wicked idea in his head. A very solid one at that. Problem would be that he'd have to have everyone on board for this. "I'm gonna take a leap here and go off on my idea. Engage if you need to."

Ruben's Eye switched into speaker mode (and stayed in Bluetooth mode for the Wards to listen) as his voice distorted, shifting to the newer persona of Overlook, complete with a deeper and more hazy voice, however, it was still very understandable.

"You are trespassing in a place you should not be. You will be given one minute before intervention. If you have questions, ask them now."

Overlook's eyes sat at the ready, detailing everything as it came. His Eye didn't have a lot of delay on it, so he could at least tell for a good few seconds before something was going to happen with his power. Hopefully nothing did, though.


Farce - Taking it from the Rear
@Spiffy@Xandrya@solokolos

Farce and Axel ran around to the back of the heist location as they rushed for any point of access they could. There wasn't a ton to take advantage of, however, there was a blast of air hitting Farce's legs. An air vent was clearly there for Axel and Farce to both use in order to get a more silent entrance and begin to do their thing best.

Farce ducked down and pulled the vent cover off before crawling through it herself, Axel taking her up on the rear. Farce was rather flexible from her police training episodes, plus her rather thin frame allowed her to crawl through the vents with relative ease. Axel was a dog, so that was covered there.

Not before long, the duo of dog and woman found themselves at another vent cover, overlooking the entire area. The floor plan Chilly gave them was accurate. Good. Now to let Mantis know that the duo was in position.

Farce pulled out her phone and sent a quick text message to Mantis. "Ready."


Kyoshi - Coincidence? Maybe.
@Old Amsterdam@ProPro@yoshua171

Pickaxes? Really? Pickaxes? The one thing that threatened Kyoshi's powers and those powers specifically?

How the hell did they even get them in the first place?

Bah, it doesn't matter. What did matter, though, was the group of pickax-wielding n'er-do-wells approaching the Minutemen and this old man. Was there time to worry about Sheila being a dirty trickster? No, as there were lives on the line... well... about to be on the line, anyway.

"Outsider, get to an open area and morph. Rend, stay non-lethal. If they get too close, engage at will."

A few concrete rocks rose up around Kyoshi with a single stomp as they began to orbit the young woman, ready to be fired off if they need to be.

Let's hope these thugs would listen to reason and turn around.
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