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Current Just ran a stale yellow. Nobody on this website is doing it like me, sticking it to the man like me, blazing a trail against tyranny like me. the only thing revolutionary about you is your rhetoric
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Takeru Segawa is the type of man they made myths out of. Intensely privileged to be able to say I watched him burn so bright as he did before going out with a win. I’ll miss you, hero.
3 mos ago
a frayed thread on the colorful tapestry of our existence, begging to be yanked until the whole thing unravels, a suggestive, inviting golden glow around the idea of leaking my buddy's DMs to his wife
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4 mos ago
I'm like the "conspicuously modded with multiple trojan backdoors skyrim save on your friend's screenshare stream" of white boys
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5 mos ago
Completely fucking up my field sobriety test as i clamber out of the honda fit i've wrapped around a lightpost, staggering everywhere, before finally scoring a big fat goose egg on the breathalyzer
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Sorry that was unclear. I'll try and edit it to avoid that in future reading.
@Heartfillia oh i meant the princess but thanks for believing team hungary can beat nicomede in making a GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION and also in a fight
currently trying to not swarm her here

after all how could a normal dude compare to a suave italian man like nico?? place gotta clear out first
@Rin Rad! Sieglinde's pretty heavily based on Nordic myth, so I was kind of urging my buddy in that direction for her erstwhile locale. We weren't entirely sure (small chance of it being, like, Russia), though, so he kept it vague in the end. Excited to see what you've got in store— everyone loves them some Vikings.
Knew Barukstaed was the Scandinavia @Krayzikk
@Myrna Minkoff Alright, now you're shitposting
Still, the Vitamin D was a factor for the maintenance of that darkness. The Elves, who are pale to begin with, have no swarth to maintain, so they'd keep their pallor. I eat a lot of fish and I'm still not very dark because I'm a Cajun who doesn't spend a lot of time outside, for example. I think that's the point Raineh's making.

As for snow, yeah, the high albedo can do that, but I think cave-dwelling largely negates it.

I got ninjaed don't yell at me
Gerard Segremors



Seemed like things were tapering off here— and just as well, too. No disrespect to the young duo-formerly-trio, but he had other matters that needed attending to— such as being a live armaments display for the aforementioned Princess, and her expensive, exorbitant dress. Best not to linger if he could help it.

Besides, they'll need to find Violette sooner or later. An apology certainly can't take too long.

"Same to you three."
he inclined his head, before raising a hand in parting. "It's been eye-opening. Hope you all have a nice night."

Angenese, Margarite, and Violette.


He'd remember those names— young as they were, he personally doubted that this would be their last meeting. Being knighted meant taking one's first step into the world of the nobility, and there would be nothing he'd need more than a friendly face. Even if they were practically still children, the endeavor would require help from both his order and people like them if he wanted to do so correctly.

And none more importantly so than the Princess that had called them all here. If she truly, sincerely wished to meet each Knight in attendance, then he'd not want to keep her waiting.

He turned, starting off towards the front of the hall. Eliabelle hadn't moved terribly far from it after her brief introduction and speech had concluded, which was helpful. Less so were the crowd that had gathered around her. Captain Fanilly was to be expected, it only being natural that introductions start with the acting Commander, but by his count there were one, two...

Three? I don't think I've at least seen the white-haired one before.

Three more knights speaking directly nearby, if not with her. At the very least, Sirs Balthier and Nicomede he was certain of. Honestly, he needed to meet them formally as well, knowing both only in passing and having had no opportunity to share the field of battle with either man...

"That'd be crowding." he muttered, stopping in his tracks as the opulent colors and titters of increasingly merry nobility milled around his armored frame, quite content to ignore him as long as he didn't block the roast pheasant. "Not yet. Can't interrupt the Captain."

So his amber eyes broke off to search for a fellow Knight to, for lack of a better term, wait around with. Somebody with a little more experience, ideally. As well as he and Jarde got along, the boy was as green as Gerard himself, and probably wouldn't be much help for timing this. The Knight Serpenta, last he'd seen, had taken him under her metaphorical wing and was more than likely overseeing an apology by Violette, so she was out too. Sir Jerel had approached Paladin Tyaethe, who seemed to have lost her cheek since Segremors had spoken with her in favor of a glower.

Good luck to you.

He'd probably be fine. No reason she'd be mad at him.

Finally, his eyes settled upon another familiar face, and he made the short walk over to a long table of desserts, where an elegant cake had once towered over the room at large, now absent. He had half a mind to question noble appetites or crack wise about some of the more rotund ones, but as he walked he couldn't help but notice that the crowd was very confused by the affair.

Weird... Certainly, that wouldn't help if it turned to tension.

"Sagramore Gellért, reporting, Sir Jodeau. How goes your mingling?" he asked snappily, hand over his breast in a pristine salute. Thankfully, he neither clacked his boots together nor belted the words out stiffly enough to draw more than one or two looks for the effort. He stared straight into the senior knight, tight and controlled.

...

Then he relaxed his shoulders and stance with a crooked grin, letting a beleaguered sigh pass through his teeth as he did so. "Because I've stumbled my way through surviving mine, somehow. It's more exhausting than I'd thought. Get a chance to speak with royalty yet?"

Fleuri Jodeau, though it was far too unreasonable to keep imposing upon him like this, was more than likely the exact type of person he'd want helping him read a room.
I think everyone's gotten a little knee-jerk here.
Does the guild provide housing, or are we going to be doing the Konosuba thing and finding barns on the outskirts of town to live in? Because I'm way ready for that.
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