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Current Imagine not knowing about the schenanigans that coding-wizard got into on Iwaku... There's no post formatting that man can't harness for his unholy machinations.
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What do you call a bunch of billionaires at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
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My girl got a yeast infection. Make bread with that, call it hole grain
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"Jason" is a name from ancient greece that sounds like it was made up in the united states in 1979.
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I can roll with all the punches, if you hold a couple back. I can handle being broke, but I can't stand to be so sad.
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I have 3 mottos here in life, really.




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Location: Central City
Post #1.06: Exit Light

Interaction(s): None
Previously: Nyctophobia


It had been a couple of days since they had last seen this ‘Sand Demon’ though, that hardly seemed right. Thawne had been scourging his files from the time vault, to try and figure out who, or what it was. But he never could quite figure it out. As if this person didn’t exist - an abnormality. What had he done to destabilize the timeline already? He had barely even been The Flash for a month, and already time was messing around? He managed to go 17 years as Doctor Wells that one time and everything was fine.

Surely, this couldn’t be his fault. Nothing’s ever his fault. Eobard Thawne does not make mistakes. No, Eobard Thawne acts according to the plan. Always. Things go awry, it’s someone else who’s made a mistake… But it’s always another speedster. And there are none... Not yet.

He couldn’t quite figure out what was happening. Nor why he wasn’t getting faster. Barry Allen had mental hangups to get over to get faster. Eobard already knew all of the tricks of being a speedster. He taught Allen most of them. Yet, he was barely any faster than Allen was at this point. Was the speed force perhaps not powerful enough yet, still recovering from the damage caused by their battle?

There were a lot of questions in Thawne’s head, and not nearly enough answers. So, he did what a Speedster does best. He ran. Fast. Mile after mile added to his shoes, each step gave him clarity, an attunement to the speed force he hadn’t felt for many years. Like a soft caress, rather than the harsh wind he was used to feeling.

His headset beeped. Gideon had picked up the police scanner. The black dust monster was back, and so was the man who controlled it. Eobard wasn’t messing around this time, he had Gideon hack the traffic lights and sending out a faked call to the cops to set up roadblocks where the traffic lights wouldn’t work. By the time Thawne arrived, running across the water, he had 40 blocks of straight road to the bank vault the monster was attacking. Every step was filled with determination and more importantly, urgency. He needed to figure out who this guy was and what he wanted - how was he a different Meta than what Thawne’s records showed? What was his story?

The scarlet speedster approached, whooshing past the cop cars, the car's windows exploding as he rushed past, the policemen losing their hats. Thawne’s fist tore through the body of the monster, it collapsed as Eobard did not even stop to check, instead of looking for the source - the one whom the stream of black dust was recalling back to. He found him inside of the vault.
He was wearing a more flamboyant top hat now, and a fur coat. “... Are you a pimp?” Thawne asked the man in black who cackled “Not quite, my dear.” tapping the floor with his cane twice, the dark dust swirling under him, covering him and shrouding him. Thawne zoomed past him, yanking the cane before he could do anything else, pulling it far beyond his reach. “What the hell is this. Some kind of tech?”

“Give that back.” The criminal demanded, and The Flash felt his grip loosen around the cane. Some kind of telekinesis. Okay, he could work with this. He ran in front of the cane, delivering a punch to the thief’s nose, sending him to the floor, cursing. “You son of a whore. Didn’t they teach you pesky heroes any manners?”

“Not this one.” The Flash responded. “Now tell me, who the hell are you?”

“Who can call me... The Shade. And well, I’m the new master thief here in Central City.”

“But I’ve caught onto you twice.”

“Ah yes. Or perhaps you’ve simply fallen into my trap… Hero” The Shade said, tapping the floor again and the dust around him covered the entire vault, sealing it shut and completely dark. “Great, you turned out the light. Oh no. I’m so scared.” Flash taunted, sarcastically.

“Perhaps you should be, Hero.” As the shadows started attacking The Flash. He got hit in the face, then the gut. He quickly began running, The Shade was moving. “You’re fast. Can you outrun a shadow?” The energy generated from Thawne running lit the room up for a second, enough for him to find his opponent and come rushing at them, a punch, a kick and another flurry of punches were all negated like nothing by the black dust covering him. As he did, he was immediately smacked by the shadow puppets. Thawne regained his footing before he could be held down and continued to move. He couldn’t vibrate through them, he had already tried, and he wasn’t gonna risk going for the kill by vibrating his hand into The Shade’s heart - who knows what would happen then. He needed to move faster. Faster enough to generate enough energy.

He began running in circles, on the floor, upon the walls, the hands chasing him. He pushed off the wall, leaping at Shade, attacking him with a flurry of blows that the shadow hands all deflected, forcing Flash to retreat back into the darkness, while Shade was still covered in his shadow pocket. He ran further around the room, the walls, floor, roof, the box Shade had built began shrinking, and Thawne kept on running. He finally generated enough power.

The lightning bolt formed in his hand, and he staked the wall of shadows with his lightning, frying The Shade’s powers, as the lightning immediately lit the room back up, all the dust was vaporized and Shade was spazzing. “What the hell did you do?!” He cried, as he began to glow with a bright light, as if he was overloaded, in a pained scream he exploded, the dust he left behind vanished as if sucked into the thin air.

“... That was incredibly creepy. And that’s saying something, coming from me.”

The reporters who had been held back by the shadow wall stormed into the room, to finally get an interview with the scarlet hero, the only words they could get out to him was the answer to a simple question.

“Who are you?” The young Reported asked and Thawne grinned. “I’m The Flash.” Before he vanished in a blur, and suddenly headlines were printed at a speed that could make the Daily Gazette the fastest newspaper alive.

I don't even know how to read.
- Marvel Mondays
- Ted Kord Tuesdays
- Wonder Woman Wednesdays
- Thor and the Guardians Thursday
- Flash Fridays
- Spider Man Saturdays
- Static Sundays


Batman Brunches.
Chester was reading the very long article that lawyers had presented him with. Most of the words he didn’t even know.

“Due to admissible evidence, the Quartz Company Lawyers have affirmed that Mr. Arnold is fit to reprimand any and all damages caused to Boss Goldenrod property with monetary compensation.” Chester read out loud, mispronouncing Admissible as “Admishable”, and struggling with comprehending the meaning of it all. He had been sitting there for a little over an hour at this point, but it felt more like it had been almost a year.

The Lawyers looked stoic upon him. While Chester winched his eyebrows, looking up at them, them back down to the paper, then back up to them and the sweat started beading on them. He raised his hand. “I really don’t understand what you want from me.”

“We want you to sign and acknowledge that you’ve been served and we shall then await payment in full, if you cannot pay, you will be handed over to the proper authorities and work off your debt to the Quartz Company. In short, Mr. Pirate, you will work for us.”

“Uh-huh. That can’t be good.” Chester mentioned, putting the piece of glass closer to his face and looking closer at the paper. “What’s this in the fine print? I can’t quite make it out.” Chester questioned, and Guldheim peered over him. “That’s what will happen if you do not comply. Your sentence and your debt will double.”

“Wait. You mean, if I don’t pay, I have to pay you twice as much?”

“Correct.”

“That’s a scam.” Chester blatantly responded, continuing reading, a bottle by his side that he took a swig from from time to time. He finally approached the ending of the scroll, the rest of it was in a big heap behind him at this point. “Hereby, I, Chester B. Scumbag Arnold that I understand and agree with the terms of this contract, in the interest of not pursuing future legal retaliation from the Quartz company.” He read out loud, as he saw where he was supposed to sign. “But, that’s a lie. I don’t understand.” He cried. Then he heard a canon go off in the distance. The siege of the castle was still underway and he looked at the lawyers and his look changed.

“Y’know what’s funny? I kind of just realized something.” Guldheim raised his eyebrow. “What’s that, Chester?” The cold lawyer queried and Chester scoffed. “I’m a pirate. I don’t give a shit about the law. And I have a war to win. My soldiers need me.” The Pirate said as he climbed to his feet and Guldheim was about to pop a blood vessel in his face. Chester ripped the contract into pieces and began walking away, towards the battle field as the lawyers all jumped past Guldheim, coming at him with their weapons in hand.

“These are the mighty Law Warriors for the Quartz Company, you cannot escape the law, Piratescum!” Guldheim shouted as the 4 warriors lunged at Chester, whom could feel them approaching through the air, sidestepping one of their blades, ducking as the second one fired his two pistols, flipping his now empy bottle and flicking at the third guy - armed with nunchucks, and the fishman he fell backwards onto his hands, kicking his feet up, kicking the fishman mid air, into a nearby building. He rolled backwards up onto his feet and knocked the first two lawyers together, knocking them out while the glass bottle exploded in the last guy’s face, making him crawl on the ground with glass in his face. Chester plucked the last of the glass shards out of his face, as he walked towards Guldheim whom was now both terrified and insanely pissed off. “H-How dare you! The might of the law will crush you, y-you vagabond! You weasle! You.. Wellpap!”

“.. Wellpap?” Chester questioned and Guldheim let out a roar in frustration, lunging at Chester with his pocket knife, Chester easily outmaneuvered him and smashed his knuckles into Guldheim’s face, forcing him to the ground, the sand dusting all around them as the lawyer was knocked out.

He would have to get to the palace. Everyone was waiting on him.
So, in the interest of spurring OOC discussion (so we can get to the 2000th post and it can be used for something that isn't a GIF of Thanos dabbing), what is, all time, your favorite single piece of superhero media? It can be a movie, TV show, comic run, anything of your choosing.



For a comic book.

As far as shows / animation goes..
With the 3rd Season, Young Justice dethrones both Batman Beyond and JL/U on their shared throne where they've sat firmly since the end of their respective runs.

And Live action movies.
Captain America: Winter Soldier's also worth mentioning as being the best Superhero movie. Endgame ain't far behind though.
Is there a GM equivalent of The Get Along Shirt


It's called a forced collab.

Location: Central City
Post #1.05: Nyctophobia

Interaction(s): None
Previously: Blur


The Flash arrived at the remains of Cellblock S in Ironheights. The block was evacuated, six prisoners had escaped in the chaos. It was supposed to be the most secure prison in the Midwest, but those guarantees are hard to keep in this age of Metahumans. The wall was crumbled from a cell to the next, and the room in the bearing wall was torn clean off, like something very, very big had broken out. On the steel beams, one would even spot something that looked like markings from a hand - except about 10 times too big to be a hand.

"Looks like the Iron Giant broke out" Cisco Ramon quipped, as he walked to the stationary Flash, it was just the two of them in the block, Cisco was chewing some red licorice. "Also, dude! Siiick suit! I was working on something like, all red. But I dig the black accents. Gives you almost a Batman appeal. He's back again, y'know? Isn't that super cool?" Cisco mentioned, chewing away at the candy and Thawne shrugged, the mention of Batman never did him well, even if his least fond memories involved a very different Batman... And a .45 handgun.

"What could do something like this, man?" Eddie asked through the mask and Cisco shrugged. "Not sure. Some kind of Meta, for sure. A Giant-Man? Hard light generation? Maybe even a robot? Man, that'd be sick." The engineer said, clearly unable to contain how excited he was over this all, it was only the second metahuman case he had worked on, but Doctor Wells had convinced the police to let S.T.A.R take lead on the CSI work when it came to dealing with the new wave of superpowered people in Central City - it was after all kind of their fault that they were out here.

"See the indention? Whatever, or whoever it was, was very, very big. And strong. Did the cameras show anything?" Eddie asked, looking around.

"Not a thing, they all went dark." Cisco responded, as Thawne saw something in the corner of his eye and dashed towards it, Cisco's hair blowing in the wind and he let out a slight 'whoa'.

Thawne found black dust on the floor. "Hey, Cisco. Come look at this. There's nothing black around here, everything's gray or white. What is this dust? Where did it come from?" Eddie asked and Cisco looked at it, felt it between his fingers, smelt it and even licked a little of it before he made a disgusted grimace.

"Whatever it is, it ain't paint. some kind of metal. I should go run tests on it in the lab." Cisco mentioned, producing a plastic beaker and cotton swab to take a test. As he did, his phone vibrated, he answered it and looked at Eddie with huge eyes. "Dude.. Downtown's under attack by a black sand giant. I think our breakout's striking again." And as Cisco finished talking, Thawne was gone, prompting Cisco to once again let out a involuntary "Wow".

Downtown, the sene was chaotic, the beast was six stories tall and had attacked the office of Mercury Labs's Central City Outfit, tore a hole through the south wall. Cops had set up a perimeter and had opened fire on the sand creature, but the bullets would just get stuck inside of it, doing no damage. The streak arrived on the scene, going to attack from the front, punching it from the legs up across the arm, his fists connecting and distorting his form, but not doing any damage as, after all, he's made out of sand. Thawne lost his grip against the ever changing density and was caught in the undertow of the sand and tossed out of the monster, towards the cops, giving the world it's first still picture of the Fastest Man Alive..

Ass-First into a Police Cruiser.

"Sonofawhore." Eobard cursed under his breath, as he took a deep breath and crawled off of the cruiser, the monster was no longer paying attention to him, rather focused on the inside of the office. Eobard knew that currently, he was no fast enough to chuck lightning at the thing, he couldn't turn it to glass, he needed another solution. Friction could do it.

Thawne sped between it's legs, running back towards the long street, he did the math in his head and 3.5 miles, the exact distance he had just ran, would be enough. He removed his glove on his right hand and softly planted a kiss onto his knuckle. He took a deep breath, as the monster was going in for another hit on the cubicles, where there was still people hiding in terror. Eobard focused, lowering the velocity shield of the speedforce around him, he needed as much friction as possible right now. He kicked off the ground and ran as fast as he could, while running, his naked hand was rubbing against his gloved palm, knuckle towards glove, till the skin was almost raw. As he was about to approach the beast, hitting Mach 1, he saw it turn towards him and throw out a punch. Eobard jumped onto the back of a police cruiser in the perimiter and as he extended his arm out from his gloves palm, his hand caught fire for a split second, coliding with the ginat black sand creature. The heat created a hard surface to hit, and the energy from his sprint created the Super Mass Punch he had known so many times before. The yellow energy shot through the beast and his right arm exploded and the beast fell to the side.
Thawne's hand was charred and he grimaced a little at the pain as applauds erupted around him from the police and bystanders.

And then Cisco came into the communication line. "Eddie! Hey! I just ran the tests. The sand, it's not sand.. It's some kind of metal I've with light absorbing proporties, I'm not quite sure what it is. It's not a Meta who's turned into the dust. It's like it's controlled remotely. " Cisco said as Thawne saw the beast fade into dust, his form changing, as a shadow walked out of the ruins of the lab. A man in a black pair of form fitting jeans, a black tanktop, black leather jacket and black converse stepped forward, clapping slowly. His face was sickly pale and his eyes were covered by a pair of circular shades, a black ballcap sat on top of his head. The dust was being absorbed back into his hand. Eobard saw the man and immediately charged at him, grabbing him by the collar and pressing him against the wall. The man was surprised by the level of speed the hero in red possessed, but clearly not worried.

"Very impressive, Hero." His words echoed as he exploded in a puff of black dust, the dust quickly vanished, scattering in so many directions that Eobard couldn't possible follow. He turned towards the cameras and the police whom were all astonished by Thawne's display of speed, cheering for him. He quickly gloved his hand again and vanished. He had to figure out who the hell this guy was.


Location: Central City - Present Day
Post #1.04: Blur

Interaction(s): None
Previously: Guiding S.T.A.R

The Night Of the Explosion

A jewelry store was being robbed by a man wearing a pair of sunglasses and a black suit. Well, black was hardly the word to describe it, because even black isn't quite dark enough. It was made in a totally non reflective matter, while still looking like a regular casual business suit. He wore leather gloves, his hair was slicked back and he carried a handgun with a silencer in his hand. He didn't cause much of a ruckus, in fact, he even waited in line to talk to the cashier, the gun inside of his inner pocket. He knew that today, the alarms wouldn't work. His contact had assured him of such a thing, and that man was never wrong about these kinds of things. It was his turn to face the teller, he was the last customer as the store was closing for the day and now, it was just him and the teller in the store. With a soft smile, he spoke, softly and elegantly.

"I'm planning to propose to a certain special someone.. And well, I can't quite make up my mind. Would you be a darling and pack everything up for me to go?" He smiled wider, as the gun was lifted from his pocket, resting calmly on the counter, facing the teller, whom at first thought he was joking, then saw the gun and swallowed hard, trying to remain her cool.

"Please, with some semblance of speed." He told her and the cashier quickly began clearing out the displays and putting them into a discrete black bag. "Y-You're caught on all the cameras, sir.. You do know that you'll never get away, right?"

"I'm willing to take that chance, darling." he spoke softly, leaving a small bundle of 100 dollar bills on the counter. "A tip, if you will." As he took the bag and walked out into the open street, just as the sky opened and the Arc Reactor exploded. The material he had coated his suit and glasses with came off of him and hit him right back, sending him flying through the store window, knocked unconscious, where the woman yelled as she was on the phone with the police. The man would later be arrested and put in Iron heights prison in Central City.



"When I recharged my batteries by stealing the lightning bolt destined for another - for my enemy, I didn't quite get it right. It didn't give me my powers back. It gave me his. It changed me from being a runaway train nobody and nothing could hold, to simply faster than a speeding bullet. I guess that's how you can tell that my perception has warped over all these years. But it doesn't matter how fast I am, not for now. What matters is that I run. So I run. All the time, I've understood the conditions for my survival, and if there's one thing Eobard Thawne knows, it's survival." Thawne spoke into the voice recording to Gideon, adding to to his audio logs. The red blur, donning the suit he had arrived in this time in, he had vibrated it's colors to look red, the same red that drove him as mad as a bull once upon a time.

It had only been a couple weeks since he woke up, but he knew what to do. He hadn't wasted any time running more tests than the people at S.T.A.R would absolutely required, and once he could convince Dr.Wells that he was fit to leave, he did so. Seemingly with a new lease on life, at least to the Doctor. Whom, for the record, Thawne was not quite convinced that Dr.Wells wasn't a younger version of himself. Sure, he couldn't find a time vault, nor could Gideon locate another instance of her operating system in the current timeline, but that was hardly conclusive evidence.

The Doctor knew things. He cared too deeply about 'Eddie', so interested in Thawne changing the world, using his powers for good. It was a sense of nostalgia, but it truly made the time traveler uncomfortable. Which isn't exactly a feeling he's accustomed to. Thawne had spent the last couple weeks saving people, as fast as he could. Car crashes, muggings, houses on fire. He ran up the side of a building, quickly saving a woman whom was falling down the stairs, over the railing. He caught her and ran her down to the bottom floor before she could even react.

"That makes 89, Gideon."

"Very impressive, Professor Thawne. A number that dwarves that of your predecessor. I believe Mr. Allen had only saved 5 people by this point in his career."

"Was there any doubt that I'd be better at this than Allen?" The speedster said with a smug grin as the blur tore through Central City's downtown, back to Eddie Thawne's rundown apartment which Thawne was quickly tidying and arming to be a proper place of living, not a crack den. He arrived in his living room and dismantled from the suit, vibrating out of it and putting the suit back in the ring he wore on his finger. Turning on the TV, the news were all showing footage of the most recent sightings of the
'Central City Comet'
'The Red Blur'
'The Streak'

Thawne rolled his eyes. He hated all of those names, at least now that they applied to him. He'd taunt the other with them once in a while. But it wasn't the time for his new alter-ego to be dubbed. Not yet. He barely had time to grab something to eat, four extra large pizzas with a side of chicken curry and big belly burger would sate him for a time, but he knew full well that soon his metabolism would be too powerful for food. He'd need chemical sustenance. That would mean interacting more with the savages at S.T.A.R. He shrugged and finished the last slice of the pizza as his phone buzzed.

Speaking off the savages. Cisco was calling. Thawne cleared his throat and forced a upbeat smile. Time to be Eddie.
"Yo man! How are you doing? Haven't heard from you in a hot second. You doing aight?"

"Hi dude! I'm just chilling, eating some pizza, watching some Netflix. I'm doing good. What's up?"

"Dope work with all those rescues, man! I know it was you. Had to be. So, if you don't mind playing some more hero, Me and Dr. Wells think we've got a situation over here.. There's been a breakout at Ironheights.. Someone tore the roof off one of the cell blocks... From the inside."

".. With a tornado?" Thawne asked, opening up a hologram on Gideon where the news article clearly showed that The Flash's first super villain outing was against Clyde Martin, the brother of the late Weather Wizard, who's powers it was the Wizard would base his tech on. Clyde was still presumed dead since the night of the explosion.
"What, no?! It's like, a handprint on the inside of the ceiling, the parts that are still there, anyway. It looks crazy! We're going over there, come meet us and we'll talk more."
Cisco insisted and hung up after Thawne responded with a 'uhuh'.

This wasn't good. This was not the plan. The Present is changing.

Got room for another speedster? I had been stalking this for so long and I wanna roll with Bart Allen.

Or any kid hero.


Sadly, I already have plans for Bart Allen as it stands, so he's off the table for now.

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That's how we're explaining the two different Batman players here right?


That's Thawne. He's hedging his bets so nobody picks up Thomas Wayne as Batman. That uh, doesn't end well for him.

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