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2 yrs ago
Current Someone out there vividly remembers something you said, which you have completely forgotten.
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4 yrs ago
They call it science "fiction" when there are currently more planets inhabited by robots than planets inhabited by humans.
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4 yrs ago
"Writing about magic is harder than writing about spies because you’re dealing with something that doesn’t really exist."
5 yrs ago
If you're ever lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you're alone anymore. Problem solved.
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5 yrs ago
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
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HITMAN

"𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙰𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚍. 𝚈𝚎𝚜... 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎. 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑."

Who I Am

Longtime RPer that has not RPed in a hot second. Pondering a return from a self-imposed exile.


Where I Am


Currently Running
Nothing at the moment, but maybe keep an eye out.

Currently Participating
n/a. Maybe it'll change? ;)

Honors

"He's a two-faced bastard of a GM."


"He's American. Enough said"


"He abuses us with lenny faces"

Comment: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"He hates the gays"


"Wait, since you're a hitman, can't you just scan the bar code on the back of your head and just bring your post back?"


"I have never met a more horrible, selfish, ungrateful human than Hitman. I wish I didn't have to live inside his body 24/7 for the rest of my pathetic, meaningless existence."

老吾老,以及人之老;幼吾幼,以及人之幼

Most Recent Posts

Ohh, dibs on lightning/weather~

I have a question about it, is it reserved specifically for extreme weather (lightning storms, tornadoes, etc) or can it be used to change the weather in less extreme ways as well (summon a light breeze, clear up a cloudy sky, make the temperature rise/drop X degrees)?
I'll take it either way but I'm curious as to the actual extent of the power


any weather is good.

@CloseEnough since mercenarius was here first, is it possible for you to take either light or steel? kthx.
pretty sure they're soulless entities of death and destruction they were kinda made to be unsympathetic and evil n stuff


Aqua laughed when Aurelia commented how she didn't want her seeing her landing. "Well, I didn't actually see the landing, just you dusting yourself off. But believe me, it's fine. The headmaster totally got the drop on us." She laughed at her own sly pun. "Get it? The drop? Because we got dropped. From a helicopter. Haha. Nevermind." She shrugged the bad pun off. "See, we all make mistakes."

At Aurelia's suggestion to move for the relics, Aqua gave a curt nod. "Yeah. We should get done with this before the Grimm are done with us." With that, Aqua started trekking through the woods, at a speedy jog, not a full-blown sprint, but not slow at all. "So, Aureles, how does that staff there work? Might need to know if we get attacked. Which seems pretty likely."

Speaks To: Aurelia Persinette @Hero
Mentions: Grimmy bois
One good paragraph is always better than 3 shitty ones. Dont worry about length.

I don't know anything about Doctor Who and haven't seen Avatar in god knows how long, but I could totally go for a non-fandom pairing. I give males and females equal love (in the RPing sense O_O) so whatever you want to do is fine by me

imma wait till some other people post until I post again
@Agent 47 Ah cool, just to be sure should I have my Character just start there? Like make up a reason he's so late?


Yeah, just do what DrTwit said.
@Darshadow you're free to post btw
Alright it seems as though there are more people than anticipated. I was aiming for a total of 5-6 spots, but we can do 7

Fire
Water
Earth
Air
Lightning/Weathery Stuff
Light
Steel

no new people, i can't keep thinking of new elements :p
@Darshadow Looks good. Could use more substance, but that can be added later, and I know you just whipped that one up. Welcome!

As for new team names, this gives us a few possibilities-

Team KAAR (car)

Team AAKR (acre)

Team AARK (arc)

Team RAAK (rake or rack, sounds dumb, don't do this one)

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