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6 yrs ago
Current Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions.
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6 yrs ago
She knocked that smug look off my face but luckily I was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath.
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8 yrs ago
There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.
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9 yrs ago
Half of Blink 182 is Wink 91.
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10 yrs ago
A Freudian Slip is when you mean one thing but fuck your mother.
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What's everyone up to? :D


Finishing up exams lol

I think something came up with LizardWizard
@Inertia What kind of heterochromia is it? Complete?


Yep, Byzantium Purple and Ivory White.
Left and Right respectively.
Pax Ianthe
Tagged; Ranulf, Honey and Turner.

"What's not funny, I wasn't making a joke or anything." he asked with a raised eyebrow "Lead the way." motioning his hands towards the direction they were walking. "First time no one's asked about my eyes, that's first." he said to himself, in slight shock. "Ah, I am Pax Ianthe, make up whatever nickname you want." he replies to her, eyeing the other girl catching up to Honey. "Turner, what an odd name for a gi- Wait, you're a guy? I am sorry I didn't know." his straight words were quickly betrayed by his face that was contorting into barely suppressed laughter. Swiftly placing his hand over his mouth, the sound seeped through his fingers, with tears slowly forming on the corner of his eyes.

After a laughing bout that lasted minutes, he used his finger to wipe a left over tear from his right eye. "I am sorry, you really look like a pretty woman." he said in apology, bowing once again. Quickly noting that Honey was escaping, he did a quick jog to catch up to pace. After catching up to her, he fished through his pockets and found his phone. Attaching the earphones he began listening to Reversed Pyromania, he also pulls up his hoodie, mindlessly following Honey hoping that she knew where it is.
No one mentions the heterochromia damn

Lemme get a Post up
why does everyone think Turner is a girl!? This is an inside joke isn't it? You're all in on it aren't you?


He really looks like a pretty boy
@Inertia Yes. I probably should have made that clearer. Apologies.


Naw it's cause of my bad comprehension skills.

<Snipped quote by The Fox Without>

goddamnit

Bad jokes aside, if Moss wasn't jetting around and ripping heads off Zabuza-style, he was probably going to have a glue gun. I just felt that it'd be more interesting this way, though I suppose either way would have been pretty interesting.


I suggest giving a slight powerup to your character, like make the dagger a specialized weapon since I think a normal dagger WOULD not work on what we're gonna fight.
Expect Iris to be mean and judgmental, but it's for all in good fun though. She does bite so be wary.


The people she was referring too was Pax, Moss and Ranulf right?
uhh posted at the same time eh
Pax Ianthe
Tagged; Ranulf, Moss, Honey and Turner.

Snapping awake with face full of sweat, the light had dimmed and began to sheathe itself behind the tall building of the Academy. The air had begun to cool itself at the night, shifting his eyes again he noticed that the redhead was approached by another guy asking for something which Pax couldn't quite hear. Shrugging it off and with a lengthy yawn and long stretch, his bones ebbed and cracked. As he was doing this his stomach had began to rumble, and he remembered on his walk that a student mentioned that there would be food somewhere but he couldn't quite recall. Is it time to sleep, or eat. I forgot.

Finally getting up from his ass, he approached the dynamic duo, and with a 'heh' he says, "Yo Redhead and Greenhead, I think we have to go and eat or sleep or something, I don't know." with a shrug, he continues "I am gonna go look for a student who might know. You can follow and help if you ever so please." After his somewhat lengthy speech he had begun walking back inside the academy, not looking back as it didn't really bother him if they helped or not.

After a cumbersome journey, well according to Pax anyway, he had stumbled upon what looked to be a lesbian couple with one white headed girl who was slightly ahead and the other blue headed. Stopping both of them in their tracks, he did a slight mock bow "Beautiful girls, can you please lead me to where we'll eat or sleep?" he asked with a courteous voice "Apologies for breaking up your lovers coup, your longing tryst, your faithful- ah, sorry I digress. I will need assistance to finding the eating or sleeping quarters."
So are y'all saying that wh it comes to fighting

he seems kinda...
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armless

@Phantomlink959

Probably be best if you make a post first and then we collab tomorrow, I'm about to knock out for the night


HAHAHA
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