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6 yrs ago
Current Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions.
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6 yrs ago
She knocked that smug look off my face but luckily I was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath.
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8 yrs ago
There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.
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9 yrs ago
Half of Blink 182 is Wink 91.
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10 yrs ago
A Freudian Slip is when you mean one thing but fuck your mother.
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Stop with these puns,
they scorch me.

I'll be over there.



Annnd I am done, the background/biography could be a bit more refined I think, but it's waaay to long. I wanted to add more but that is enough I hope.
*Nervous.jpg here*

I hope that's fine.
Post up, tension just rose and fell real quick.


Tagged; @ElitestPotato @The Fated Fallen @notdeadyet @Strafe @ArenaSnow

As the whole situation was beginning tensing up, swords were locked and the various people all started to worry and nervously stop this debacle. The shopkeeper had suddenly gained confidence to the point where she challenged the steel blade resting on her neck, something Cassius was astounded by. Could she have handled this herself? The Gnome also jumped in the fray, basically exasperating to let Maria go as she has just healed Xusin.

Finally Edict conceded and mentioned Maria being careful, as Cassius notices that he doesn't perceive her as a threat and then states that he, as he so delicately put it, fix his fucking arm.

"I don't think I would be able to, with a blade to her neck and all that." he replied in jest,

Sheathing his weapon back to its home, Xusin had burst out of the room shoving out of her way before clambering out of the room with a frightened and ghastly look on her face. After glancing at her, with a curious expression he goes up to the counter. Placing his hand over the counter, he slowly began to unwrap the festering and bleeding wound. With a slight wince, he finally opened the wound up and showed it to the shopkeeper, Maria.
Go right ahead.
@Elitestpotato @Inertia

whoa that escalated quickly. Saaaaaaave meeeeeeeee. But actually, save me please, because Maria's really mad right now, isn't thinking straight, and is totally about to get herself killed... which might be a plot point to drive Jason's character development, but do you really wanna go that way?

But whatever, you have full permission to rough up the shop... and/or kill Maria. I won't be too butt hurt.

@notdeadyet or start a fight!


I think Maria won't die with Cassius there, I hope.
@Strafe@Elitestpotato@Inertia

Did someone say drama in te ic? XD




@ArenaSnow - Ill likely use this presence later today. Im still at work.




I can start a fight with my next post. My char isnt supposed to be a camsel in distress. Im just stuck right now. Tis reason for an outburst that gets some attention rght?


I am sure camsels get in distress alot xD
Just kidding, go ahead and do ittt
@Inertia
Pathfinder is being allowed, I'm playing an Alchemist. You could play a Magus? Its pretty much exactly what you're talking about.

Some info here.


Sounds perfect, though I would rather wait for approval first I guess
@Inertia I would seriously just do it. It's easy to edit stuff if "NO" is the answer.


I don't wanna be rude and make something OP wouldn't want :)

R.I.P. Cain
Hm, so a spot did open, would you mind if i made a mage/swordsman hybrid?

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