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4 yrs ago
"STOP. QUOTING. ME." Jb, 2019, quoted in 2022." Roland, 2022, quoted in 2022.
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STOP. QUOTING. ME.
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7 yrs ago
Gone fishing for a week, will return soon.
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Happy New Year!
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Merry Yuletide, one and all! Gods bless.
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Greetings,

I am Jb; Briton by birth, roleplayer by my own hand, and lover of literature. I am also an amateur historian, a receiver of a Bachelors degree in Ancient and Medieval History - quite a useless degree, actually - and would like to think that I'm a fair, honest and open guy.

As far as RP'ing goes, I'm pretty open to most things really, all you need to do is ask! :)

So, if you've ever any questions for me, wish to speak about RP's involving myself or run by myself, or simply feel like a chat, don't be afraid to get in touch.

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@Indy Cooper@Canoli@Tsar Gatto@Synthorian@POOHEAD189



Taenarum, sometimes called the planet of ill will, was something different to any different people; to some it was a lifeline to possibly their only source of income, while to others it nothing more than a wretched hive of scum and villainy - better to be destroyed than allowed to survive in it's current state. True, it was a planet which held the largest single population of individuals that would fight for coin, bartered goods or even for the thrill of war itself, and there were plenty of brothels and watering holes for a thirsty or lustful warrior to quench themselves, but overall it was well organised and not half as violent as off-worlders seemed to believe.

The aim of almost everyone on the planet, from the lone wolf to the larger companies and to the towering machines of war, alien or human it made no difference, was to be hired out by a greater power for a cause that was hopefully greater than their own. In theory this was easy! One would await a contract, ever seeking one out or being sought out in turn, from an employer of some form - these could be mighty star empires, lower domains with less population, or even major and affluent lordlings or religious orders - the term would then be agreed upon by both groups and, before long, forces would be mobilised and the cycle of war could begin anew.

The planet itself was more like a continent wide city surrounded by water, not a patch of earth to be seen otherwise, and to the four eyes of the Valnaur emissary only recently arrived from a verdant plains world at the western-most fringe of the freshly isolationist sovereign, it was something completely new. His own home world was sparsely populated, diplomatically neutral in most conflicts, and absent of the flashing lights, loud voices and general clamour of Taenarum, his furred arachnid brethren living in underground burrows beneath the earth of the vast open plains and - in spite of their admittedly ugly appearance - their warlike tendancies were nearly nil.

In one of his clawed limbs was clutched a missive from his Emperor instructing him to hire a company for...well...that would be telling, and it was classified; first he needed to find an individual to negotiate with.

Unsure of where one might find such a man (or alien), Teeruk'nok'tanar of Yurach headed toward a square covered in hawkers and merchants attempting to seel their wares. In the middle of the square flowed a fountain, and it was here that Teeruk took a seat, his typically swollen abdomen positioned comfortably enough that he could dip a claw into the clear water as he surveyed the area around him, searching for those he sought and clacking his mandibles together irritably.

Why was it so hot?



Ever since the benevolent God-Emperor first purged the superstitions and backward beliefs from the Cradle of Mankind, the entire concept of a 'Hell' (in the ancient Judayo-Kristian form at least) was expunged from mankind's resume of things to believe and things to take as little more than fairy-tales. Heaven, Hell, Daemons and deities were just as useless and part of Man's pre-enlightened minds as things under ones bed or spirits in the cupboard; it has come as a suprise to the masses then when, confronted with the truth of the matter - that these things do exist in their own twisted and corrupted way - fragile minds have crumbled...but this is pure digression, and the point is this! Hell does exist, whether within the minds of men and women, whether as a physical manifestation of ones own temptations and innermost thoughts or convictions, or - in our current case - as a Penal World in the arse end of nowhere.

The first 'settlers' - though they cannot really be given the title, for they were nought more than a pair of enterprising brothers who found a fine spot for purgatory - initially earmarked the unnamed planet as a potential staging post for further invasions, or as an outpost or training planet for the Imperial Army as they were known at the time. As the Great Crusade came to a close and the galaxy began to sour, the Emperor of Mankind becoming more deity than man, an idol to worship rather than one to emulate, it was decided that the planet would come to be re-purposed by the stagnating Imperium and was given the frankly overbearing High Gothic name of Redemptio.

Redemption, ha! They would have been better calling it what it was, the place earning many epitaphs and monikers in the following centuries, as many names in as many languages as there were inmates and criminals to use them.

While never an attractive planet, the sphere of mostly barren slate-grey rock - holding winds that could freeze a man or strip their clothing to tatters with their intensity, and with mountain ranges that pierced the sky - did hold a number of natural mineral resources, the mining and refining of which were perfect ways for the Planetary Governor (more like Head Jailer) to keep the collection of human refuse in his facility in line. Matched with the nutrient poor gruel that was the mainstay of the prisoners diets, the systematic abuse of male and rape of female prisoners by the more 'civilian' prison guards - the few Arbites personnel, primarily used to quell riots or potential rebellion, keeping well out of and away from such matters - and the monotony of a featureless landscape (the mountains didn't even have snow on them...they just were) and the potential for this place to be called 'Hell' was indeed higher than not.

There were some optimists, there always were at the beginning, but once you were on Redemption for more than a few weeks...well...you soon began to realise that you would likely die there, probably after being made someones bitch, possibly slipping up and running foul of one of the multitude of gangs, and that other options, any other option would be preferable.

This is where out tale begins.

Rumours had been circulating of late, tales of great victories won and battles fought against the overwhelming press of foes that were the Imperium's to dispatch, but more importantly that - what with the campaign route passing near to Redemption, and the ever constant need for fresh bodies to stoke the fires of war - a delegation was soon to arrive from the front. Why were they coming? Who were they? What did this all mean? None of the prisoners really knew, and many were not even aware of this gracious honour, but those 'in the know', the ex-Guardsmen and PDF troopers, the prostitutes and clerks, they knew what it meant and what's more they were prepared to kill if it meant being able to leave this place.

One unlikely group of Imperial heroes were eating their daily noon meal when the representatives of the Militarum arrived, though they did not know they were heroes yet, having taken their assigned places on the benches of the eating tables and been given their non-lethal spoons with which to sup on the grey sludge that didn't even pass for food. Up on the catwalks patrolled hard men and women in uniforms of red and black, the only splashes of colour anywhere in the canteen (the prisoner jumpsuits being the same grey as the walls, tables and exterior of the prison facility), shotguns and auto-weapons held in their arms or holstered until needed, steely eyes looking out for any sign of trouble. It was onto one of these gantry ways that the Captain stepped, all brown and green suited and with one hand on the hilt of a power weapon at his side, his aides rushing in about him to view the potential mass of cannon fodder below them.

Should one have wished to be selected, they could do worse than thinking of some way to grab the Captains or his aides attention.

@Canoli@Tsar Gatto@Synthorian@POOHEAD189@IrishAngelQueen@Indy Cooper@Bishop

Thank you all for your infinite patience, I appreciate it more than you know, and I'll be getting the first post of the IC up tomorrow even if it kills me...which it may. Gods bless and hopefully we'll have a good one.
@Laduguer@Amaranth@DeadDrop@Hank@Drunken Conquistador

Righto, just a heads up to everyone, the IC will be up tomorrow, so hopefully ya'll still here and we can get cracka-lacking with it in no time.
Bump.
Howdy, saw the thread and thought I'd post my interest; I'm pretty open for anything, although I do favour historical settings I can do more-or-less anything. So Persephone and Hades would be fine, if you'd like. :)

Not sure if I supposed to post my interest in thread or PM, but I've done it now!
@Eisenhorn

Dost thou speakhet of heresy??!!

P.S. I'm still impressed Nergui's shoulderpads fit into the taurox ^^


Aye, mighty Astartes pauldrons do have a problem with confined spaces, the real question now is whether he can even get out again.

@Eisenhorn Ran a Chaos RP once, was quite good, 10/10 would create one again.
@Skwint Can we still expect a sheet from you, or nah?

@Laduguer Very nice, and an interesting character to boot, if you'd like to put him in the character tab then please feel free to do so.

Riiiight, looks like we have a nice selection of human shields legionnaires, so I'll see about getting the first post up soon; if anyone still wants to apply, then there is still time!
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