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4 yrs ago
"STOP. QUOTING. ME." Jb, 2019, quoted in 2022." Roland, 2022, quoted in 2022.
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STOP. QUOTING. ME.
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7 yrs ago
Gone fishing for a week, will return soon.
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Happy New Year!
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Merry Yuletide, one and all! Gods bless.
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Greetings,

I am Jb; Briton by birth, roleplayer by my own hand, and lover of literature. I am also an amateur historian, a receiver of a Bachelors degree in Ancient and Medieval History - quite a useless degree, actually - and would like to think that I'm a fair, honest and open guy.

As far as RP'ing goes, I'm pretty open to most things really, all you need to do is ask! :)

So, if you've ever any questions for me, wish to speak about RP's involving myself or run by myself, or simply feel like a chat, don't be afraid to get in touch.

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Somewhere in the camp, out on the fringes but not that far from the most outward structures of Company tents, what looked very much like nothing more than a pile of rags and furs began to move; it shivered for a moment, a wheezing noise heard from within it, the outermost coverings moving before the entire thing began to heave upward. Slowly but surely the wheezing grew louder, the weight of the nights rainfall only making progress harder, before those rags most exposed to the elements started to slide this way and that away from the centre of the mound – with one final, heavy, thrust the makeshift shelter collapsed to reveal an arm and the figure beneath it.

There was much blustering and swearing as the top of a head appeared, the musical and lilting language of the clans of the Skerry Isles veiling there more gratuitous meanings from those that did not understand, the seemingly cotton-capped flesh giving way to a furrowed and haggard face – though the beard lining the jaw was clearly kept in fine condition! - a full head neatly appearing, to be followed by a lean body swaddled in saffron linen and a mat-like cloak about the shoulders.

Keen eyes took in the obvious commotion about the place, the head shaking itself, while measured movements bought clicks and pops from old bones, something was happening...or had already happened.

“Ey,” came a raspy summons, the exclamation directed at a dour looking fellow returning to his fireside, “ey...Jankin!” The bidding was louder yet just as raspy, Jankin – a middle aged infantryman from Kingsbury – turning to peer at the elderly fighter with black-rimmed eyes. There was something else though, a sadness only recently entered, something had indeed happened while the arguably eldest member of the Band slept beneath his sodden pile.

“Ah.” Croaked the veteran, giving a small smack of his lips as he bent backward in an effort to ease some of the pain in his spine, “so the captain has finally gone to meet his ancestors.” It was not a question but a statement, for though he walked with the other foot-sloggers of the Band, Brádach has seen the captain both before and after they had encamped themselves at Tradeforth...a time that seemed like an age ago now, though it was but a week. He had seen the state of the man, and he had lived long enough to know that there would be no saving him, nor did it help when he had seen many other die in a similar way already.

“Aye Piper, the Caps gone,” acknowledged the broad Westar man, taking a seat by his fire and offering the man of Skerry a mug of barely warmed something-or-other, a mug that was accepted and soon revealed to be mulled wine. Brádach had never really liked wine, but on a day like this – both in the flesh and in the soul – there was much comfort in a warm sup of anything that would lift the heart.

While Brádach had not known the captain that well, he had known him well enough, always a reassurance to his soldiers and a decent human being – much better than many he had known – it was a shame to lose him, especially now, what with the freshly sealed contract and all.

“Any else?”

“Aye, seems they'll be electing a new captain soon...” Jankin paused for a moment before going on, “my monies on Lem, though how Sir Bradford will take it I do not know.”

All Brádach could do, all he did do, was give a crooked smile and a small shake of his head before handing back the clay mug and reaching an arm into his sleeping hole. He had dug it specifically lower at one end so the water had had somewhere to go, not that it helped much, everything was still soaked. Nevertheless upon pulling back his arm he lifted with it a jumble of wooden tubes and an airless bladder.

“Oh, please, do not start playing that thing here.”

“And why not, Jankin Alsermann?! It is only fitting that I compose something for the dearly departed captain, is it not?”

“I keep telling you, you're not the bard of this Band, your not even really a musician, so please stop making my ears bleed with your damnable wailing sack of moans!”

Letting an affronted expression cross his face, the elderly soldier belted up his tunic, tucked his arming sword into it, put the steel cap upon his head and tucked the pipes under his arm.

“If I find anything missing from my hole when I return, I will gut you.”

Jankin would easily have laughed that off as a joke...except that he knew it was not, instead he gave a small nod of his head and went back to prodding his fire as others began to filter back to their tents and shelters all around the pair.

“Right then.”

Tucking the bladder under his armpit, his wetted lips meeting the mouthpiece of the blowpipe, he curled his fingers about the chanter and gave it an experimental puff of air. After a few moments of nothing but water expulsion, much to his annoyance, there came a low drone and a smile to the islanders face.

Mere moments later and the barefooted piper was marching off for 'a walk' so he said, having forgotten his sandals and not too concerned with occupations best left to younger men. Foraging? His eyesight, while honestly not too poor, was something he even so claimed to be terrible. Repairing walls? He could barely lift a fecking slab of stone anymore, how was he supposed to repair walls?!

While he had no idea what Lem had actually said, he did have a vague idea of what their orders may be, and he for one was happier where he was...wandering around the fringe of the camp, around what was left of the spare ground beyond the barbican, attempting to come up with a tune fit for a funeral; maybe he'd call it 'the captain's dirge' or 'amazing waste' or some such, he hadn't decided yet.

What did take hold was a piece of sorts, slow and steady, a tune that men could walk slowly to – up a hill perhaps, or to a grave - it was not exactly pleasant to listen to, but the pipes were not really made for leisure anyway.
<Snipped quote by Kassarock>

There goes my hero.


He's the hero we need right now, but not the one we deserve...
@Brocktree@Dogematix@Trivval@Superboy@Maze@Poi

Just wanted to say thank you all for your interest thus far, I'll give the interest thread another day or so, and probably cap it at eight people maximum.

If anyone is so determined that they'd like to write up a Character Sheet already, then here's the template for you!



Until I get the OOC thread up, at ease people.
@Lonewolf685@DJAtomika@CaptainBritton@Asura@Laduguer

Introductions were made and greetings were given, Elek quite happy with what he had been sent, they seemed like a rugged bunch of – as far as he could tell – professionals.

Corpus Ertelt clearly had somewhat of a sense of humour, and the Interrogator couldn't help but notice the way he took in everything either, a most useful skill to have. Meanwhile Corporal Cotant was every inch the soldier, everything from the way he stood to the look in his eye showing him to be so, even without his uniform it was obvious. Likewise Arbitrator Arvele gave off the overall air of someone who had 'seen some shit', her uniform and armour roughened up and left in its current state for personal reasons, he had no doubt.

Mathias Montag and Actus Luft were both noticeably absent from the initial greetings, a note made of that from the very beginning, both individuals escorted from their relative transports by a pair of faceless Stormtroopers and bought into the presence of the Inquisitor-in-training just in time to see the look of annoyance on his features.

“Excellent,” he proclaimed when all had been bought to or made their way before him, ignoring Ertelt's attempt at humour even as much as he appreciated it, “if you will all follow me.”

As he made his way down the winding corridors of the subterranean compound, Captain Lamar bringing up the rear with a coterie of red-and-black clad killers, he opened at least a dozen doors and turned at least twice that number of corners. To him the outpost on Arden had become second nature in terms of layout and infrastructure, his command over the place absolute under the limitless jurisdiction of the Ordo Malleus, and it did not take long to reach a small and simple room.

With a wave of his hand, and a curt order to Lamar to wait outside with his men, the room was illuminated to reveal exactly enough desks and chairs for each member of the trailing band to seat themselves comfortably, a holo-projector tasking up the centre of the room around which every desk and chair were placed. On top of each desk was a clean dataslate and a rune-stylus, each slate blank and untraceable by any means known to the Imperium - though used only for taking briefing notes, it never paid to be that extra bit careful.

“Everyone please take a seat, and I shall begin.”

Once everyone was sitting the Interrogator began his pre-determined speech, taking a rudimentary pointer from beside the holo-projector and dimming the lights somewhat with another wave of his hand. Slowly but surely a sickly green light emerged from the projector, a three-dimensional image emerging straight above it, and it took the form of a dataslate not unlike those present in the room.

“You are probably wondering vhy I am showing you a dataslate, yes? Ve all know what they look like, how they are used, yes?” Elek removed his tall hat as he spoke, running a gloved hand through his short hair and looking at each of them in turn, his own mind gently probing their own even as he went on, “this one is special, but vhy is it special?” At this he took a seat on the edge of large circular construct, poking the holo image with his pointer, “it is special because it belongs to us, the Ordo, and when something like that goes missing...vell...ve want it back, of course.”

Another mind-blink switched the image, this time the obvious shape of a rotating planet taking up the space above the projector. The planet was as large as Terra itself, magnified images branching off from the still rotating orb, images showing foundries, hab-centres, street layouts and more.

“This is Coarus, and is what the Imperium determines as a 'Civilised World', there are about one-and-a-half billion souls spread across its mostly temperate face in various city-states. They are advanced enough to use rudimentary space vessels, and are well informed of the Imperium at large – in short, there vill be no culture shock once we get there. It is also somewhere on this planet that our dataslate went missing, taken we assume from our agent stationed there to watch over the planet and the several other inhabited worlds in the wider system. It is also the homeworld of a number of Militarum regiments, the Twentieth Coarian 'Straight Steels' among them, large veteran communities well established in several of the city-states.”

Pausing a moment to gauge reactions, he dove back into his briefing.

“We shall all be travelling initially to the largest of these cities, Coarus City – they are not an imaginative lot – and it will be up to Kyntus Arvele and Corporal Cotant here to ask around in the veteran quarter. In the meantime Actus Luft, Mathias Montag, Corpus Ertelt and I shall be heading toward the Hall of Archives, actually the base of operations and cover for whichever operative we place on the planet at the time.”

Only now did he retract the pointer and will the lights of the chamber back into existence, placing one leg over the other as he faced them, leaning forward and opening his arms wide.

“Any questions, ask them now.”
@Dogematix I see you...
@PrinceAlexus@Bluetommy@Apollosarcher@Ollumhammersong

Oookay, just a couple of quick things.

All is good thus far, good posts etc, but @PrinceAlexus could you please just have a quick check of your posts before you post them? I say this only because we get things like 'seige warfare', 'pervious assaults', and so on. Just a quick once-over would be appreciated. That and remember that all of us were created from the gene-seed of pre-Heresy sires; my Blood Angel does not have any desire to get in close that the modern ones do (not yet anyway...), nor does he care about pretty armour, especially since his is exactly the same as your own.

As for the guns, well, I've got a bad feeling about this.


The Imperium of Man, the edifice of the immortal God-Emperor, was and continues very much to be a labyrinthine construct of rings within rings within rings...

With the tearing apart of the galaxy this has just made it that much harder to keep track of things, the Ministorum and Adeptus Terra try their best to make it clear under the gaze of the Lord Commander - that thrice blessed Primarch of the Ultramarines - but he cannot be everywhere at once and fighting all the wars on all the fronts, this task he must leave to the billions and billions of men and women of the so-called Astra Militarum, the Imperial Guard.

As with every other branch of Imperial authority, the Guard has secrets of its own that are the purview of the most trusted few - even the High Lords knowing little about the innermost units fighting their wars across the galaxy; all know of the valiant Stormtroopers, those elites of the Militarum Tempestus, but even those agents of the Ordo Tempestus are spread thin in the current storm of the 42nd Millennium.

This is where 'normal' men and women, though extraordinary individuals step up to the firing line, warriors of the Emperor and soldiers of the Ordo Nominis Umbra - literally 'Shadow Order' - a branch of Guard special forces made up not of orphaned and indoctrinated nobles, but of the flesh-and-blood of the Guard. Selected from front-line regiments, proven combat soldiers, they serve and fight wherever and whenever they are needed! Some fight for lofty ideals, some for the Emperor and his construct, but most fight for the soldier next to them.

You have been selected to undergo insertion into this Ordo, sworn to secrecy and under instructions to follow any order given, will you accept?






Righto, so, the forces of the Ordo Nominis Umbra is essentially like our own real world spec-ops in the 40k universe; they're all front-line soldiers, though not necessarily veterans, chosen for particular skills (heavy weapons operation, vox and machine operators, mechanics etc), without being so high up that they're Stormtroopers or so low that they're your average soldier.

They can be of any gender, come from any regiment, and generally be of variable ages but all will have fought before - perhaps not many battles or campaigns, but they're not complete greenhorns.

I say this in almost every Guard RP I run, and I've run a few, but I would like this to be gritty and well written! Due to this I intend to make it a small group recruited from canon Guard formations - more than anything I want this to feel like an experience, every post thought out and checked before posting, every action that can do to have a reaction (ripples on a pond and all that), to feel more 'alive' than RPs generally do.

I'm looking for level-head writers who can fundamentally use their own initiative when it comes to writing, who can 'get inside' a character (sounds a bit pedantic, I know, but it won't be), and have a good grasp of written English; I'm not looking for authors or novelists, my own writing lacks quite a bit itself, but I am looking for those who show their interest, show up when the OOC thread goes up, gets their CS approved and can stay the course until they want their characters killed off or tell me they've had enough.






If you've read this far then I'll assume you're still interested, and hats off to you!

Please make yourself known in the thread, if that is the case, and as always if you have any questions then please do ask them - it saves everyone a lot of hassle.


Yes I can make a post. I’ve been moving but I think I can set my PC up and get a post up todayish :)


You're a saint, jah bless.
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